Thought for the day

[Bob]

“Houston,
Tranquility Base here.
The Eagle has landed.”

~ Neil Armstrong
(1930 – 2012 )

[Bob]

“Most miss opportunity
because it shows up in overalls
and looks a lot like work”

~ Benjamin Franklin
(1706-1790)

[Bob]

“In wilderness I sense the miracle of life,
and behind it our scientific accomplishments
fade to trivia.”

~ Charles A. Lindbergh
(1902-1974)

[taslucas]

[QUOTE=Bob;263542]

[Winnie]

[QUOTE=Bob;263542]

10/10 post, would read again.

[Bob]

“The first day of spring is one thing,
and the first spring day is another.
The difference between them
is sometimes as great as a month.”

~ Henry Van Dyke

[Winnie]

How true is that!

[MC97GQ]

“The first day of spring is one thing,
and the first spring day is another.
The difference between them
is sometimes as great as a month.”


~ Henry Van Dyke

How very true is that, it just started snowing here as I read this post, and supposedly Spring starts tomorrow.

[Bob]

“Man has been endowed with reason,
with the power to create,
so that he can add to what he’s been given.
But up to now he hasn’t been a creator,
only a destroyer.
Forests keep disappearing, rivers dry up,
wild life’s become extinct, the climate’s ruined
and the land grows poorer and uglier every day.”

~ Anton Chekhov
(1860-1904)

[Bob]

“Most people work just hard enough
not to get fired and
get paid just enough money not to quit”

~ George Carlin
(1937-2008)

[snicko]

Heard this on the radio....

If you do something for yourself then only you know about it....

If you do something for someone else then it becomes immortal

[growler2058]

Truth is a deep kindness that teaches us to be content in our everyday life and share with the people the same happiness.


~Khalil Gibran

[Bob]

“In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.”

~ Benjamin Franklin
(1706-1790)

[Bob]

” Everyone thinks of changing the world,
but no one thinks of changing himself.”

~ Leo Tolstoy

[MEGOMONSTER]

[QUOTE=Bob;266208]

[snicko]

Why Why Why...

Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use
the bubbles are always white?

[Bob]

“Many an opportunity is lost
because a man is out looking for four leaf clovers.”

~ Author Unknown

[MEGOMONSTER]

[QUOTE=Bob;266360]

[Punderhead]

What if we used to be able to wish for things but then someone wished we couldn't?

Cheers!

[MEGOMONSTER]

[QUOTE=Bob;266360]

[growler2058]

So whatta ya trying to say meggo hahaha

[Clunk]

So whatta ya trying to say meggo hahaha

He's a man of many outstanding quotes is our Meggo!!!!! Lmao

[growler2058]

.............................

~Megomonster

[MEGOMONSTER]

.............................

~Megomonster

Is that what's on the blank post.
I wrote "Good luck with that."

[Bob]

“Some people succeed
because they are destined to,
but most people succeed
because they are determined to.”

~ Author Unknown

[Bob]

“You have enormous untapped power
that you will probably never tap,
because most people never run
far enough on their first wind
to ever find they have a second.”

~ William James
(1842-1910)

[snicko]

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars
to look at things on the ground??

[Bob]

I can forgive, but I cannot forget,
is only another way of saying,
I will not forgive.
Forgiveness ought to be like a canceled note
torn in two, and burned up,
so that it never can be shown against one.

~ Henry Ward Beecher

[Bob]

“If you pick up a starving dog
and make him prosperous,
he will not bite you.
That is the principal difference
between dogs and men.”

~ Mark Twain
(1835-1910)

[growler2058]

Ooow good one BoB


Tap tap drip drip

[Winnie]

"A life spent making mistakes is not only more
honorable but more useful than a life
spent doing nothing."

-- George Bernard Shaw

[stets]

So I've been told that I'm going through a mid life crisis. Depression and a relationship end is only part of it. I am diagnosed ADD an recently registered on the autism spectrum. I am a Gemini and a Taurus (they call it a cusp).
So I have 2 personalities going through all this crap and both of them are too damned stubborn to help each other pull ME out of this shit hole.

So thought for the day ........




It can always get better!!


Tap,tap,tapping in your head

[Bob]

“I always wondered why somebody
doesn’t do something about that.
Then I realized I was somebody.”

~ Lily Tomlin

[snicko]

The best things in life are free.... or have no interest or payments for one full year!

[growler2058]

If people could read my mind I'd get punched in the face a lot


Tap tap drip drip

[Winnie]

That's a deep one there, classic Romeo!

[taslucas]

If people could read my mind I'd get punched in the face a lot


Tap tap drip drip

Don't need to read your mind....just your posts

Lmfao

Tap, crackle, pop

[Bob]

“I could not, at any age,
be content to take my place by the fireside
and simply look on.
Life was meant to be lived.
Curiosity must be kept alive.
One must never, for whatever reason,
turn his back on life.”

~ Eleanor Roosevelt

[Winnie]

"There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure."

--Colin Powell

[Bob]

“I am only one;
but still I am one.
I cannot do everything;
but still I can do something;
and because I cannot do everything,
I will not refuse to do the something
that I can do.“

Edward Everett Hale
(1822-1909)

[Winnie]

"After all is said and done, a lot more will be said than done."

[WogsRus]

'If it's free, take two" My old man.

[MEGOMONSTER]

'If it's free, take two" My old man.

A very wise man.

[The BigFella]

do onto others before they undo you,,,,,,,,

[growler2058]

Love possesses not nor will it be possessed, for love is sufficient unto love.


~Khalil Gibran

[Bob]

“Half the world is composed of people
who have something to say and can’t,
and the other half who have nothing to say
and keep on saying it.”

~ Robert Frost

[Winnie]

"When people dream, they are “completely out of touch with reality” and they take totally seriously the most fantastic and improbable perceptions. When people are psychotic, they do pretty much the same thing."

[growler2058]

To be able to look back upon ones life in satisfaction, is to live twice.


~Khalil Gibran

[Bob]

“Laws alone
cannot secure freedom of expression;
in order that every man present his views
without penalty
there must be spirit of tolerance
in the entire population.”

Albert Einstein

[Winnie]

"It is well that war is so terrible - otherwise we would grow too fond of it."
--Robert E. Lee (1807 - 1870)

[threedogs]

Why do whales beach themselves?


now thats deep

[growler2058]

The first five days after the weekend are the hardest


Double Tap

[MEGOMONSTER]

The first five days after the weekend are the hardest


Double Tap

I want to start a petition to change Monday to Friday as the weekend and Saturday/Sunday as the working week


Tapperty tap 1000 taps for me.

[Winnie]

I want to start a petition to change Monday to Friday as the weekend and Saturday/Sunday as the working week


Tapperty tap 1000 taps for me.

Heres your first supporter.

Tip tap tippity tip tappity tap tap ding dong tipsy topsy wopsy mopsy tippy tap tap tipitty wee

[Bob]

“Most of us have never lived in normal times.”

~ Author Unknown

[Winnie]

"Nothing can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an old idea and thinks it is his own."
-- Sidney J. Harris

[Bob]

“You may say I’m a dreamer,
but I’m not the only one.
I hope someday you’ll join us.
And the world will live as one.”

~ John Lennon
(1940-1980)

[growler2058]

Before giving someone a piece of your mind
Make sure you've got enough to spare


Double Tap

[Winnie]

"The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think."
-- Horace Walpole (1717 - 1797)

[Bob]

“Life’s tragedy is
that we get old too soon
and wise too late.”

~ Benjamin Franklin
(1706-1790)

[Winnie]

"Don't let the bastards grind you down."
-- General Joseph W. Stilwell (1883 - 1946)

[threedogs]

There's a lady who knows
all that glitters is gold
and she's buying a Stairway to Heaven

Led Zepplin

[Bob]

“Do you know the difference between education and experience?
Education is when you read the fine print;
experience is what you get when you don’t.”

~ Pete Seeger
( 1919 – )

[Winnie]

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his job depends on not understanding it."
-- Upton Sinclair (1878 - 1968)


This is how I feel about soooooooooo many of the fat cats at work.

[threedogs]

What if the Hokey Pokey isn't what its all about.............mmmmmmmmm,,,ay,,,,mmmm

[MEGOMONSTER]

What if the Hokey Pokey isn't what its all about.............mmmmmmmmm,,,ay,,,,mmmm

C'mon threedogs, tell me who doesn't like to hokey pokey, that's what I'm talking bout.


Sent from the secret chambers of our secret society, on a secret iPhone, with a secret pin code and eye retina scanning from a secret peep hole, just don't tell anyone OK, cos it's secret........

[threedogs]

Ok must admit I've Hokey pokied myself, just thought there must be more to, like "it's just a jump to the right" whats all that about.

[Winnie]

“You can't believe most of the quotes you read on the internet.”
-- Abraham Lincoln

[Bob]

“When you live on a round planet,
there’s no choosing sides.”

~ Dr Wayne Dyer
(1940-)

[growler2058]

I'd whistle while I worked
But I only know happy songs


Double Tap

[growler2058]

Money won't buy happiness
But it will let you be unhappy in nice places


Double Tap

[Bob]

“Stuff your eyes with wonder …
live as if you’d drop dead in ten seconds.
See the world.
It’s more fantastic than any dream made
or paid for in factories.”

~ Ray Bradbury
(1920 – )

[Winnie]

"I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars."
-- Fred Allen (1894 - 1956)

[BigRAWesty]

92.5% of all stats are made up on the spot... :p


Sent from a device which doesn't always agree with my thumbs...

[Bob]

“Imagination was given to man
to compensate him for what he is not;
a sense of humor to console him for what he is.”

~ Francis Bacon

[Winnie]

"No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation"
-- Fran Lebowitz

[growler2058]

All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds, wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act on their dreams with open eyes, to make them possible.

~T.E.Lawrence

[Bob]

“Happiness is a butterfly,
which when pursued,
is always just beyond your grasp,
but which,
if you will sit down quietly,
may alight upon you.”

~ Nathaniel Hawthorne
(1804 – 1864)

[Winnie]

"The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be."
-- Paul Valery (1871 - 1945)

[growler2058]

All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible.

~William Faulkner

[The BigFella]

As we grow older, we have more yesterdays then tomorrows.

[Bob]

“I have a simple philosophy:
Fill what’s empty.
Empty what’s full.
Scratch where it itches.”

~ Alice Roosevelt Longworth
(1884-1980)

[growler2058]

Cease to inquire what the future has in store, and take as a gift whatever the day brings forth.

~Horace

[growler2058]

And another thought im gunna be without a compoota for a coupla weeks Poor Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Winnie]

"Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day."
-- Mickey Rooney

[Winnie]

And another thought im gunna be without a compoota for a coupla weeks Poor Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

The forum is safe! Oh shiiiii- not tapatalk!!

[growler2058]

The forum is safe! Oh shiiiii- not tapatalk!!

I'll get on via safari if I have to poo your not 100% safe ;-)


Double Tap

[Winnie]

"Irrigation of the land with seawater desalinated by fusion power is ancient. It's called 'rain'."
-- Michael McClary

[Bob]

“Before you criticize someone,
you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them,
you are a mile away from them,
and you have their shoes.”

~ Jack Handey
(1949-)

[threedogs]

Growler hope you don't get the shakes, poor thing. like going somewhere where without phone
Grow a set and harden up buddy only 2 weeks

[The BigFella]

"I had no shoes and often complained, until I met a man with no feet",,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[stets]

If you want to be a success as much as you want to breathe, then you will be successful....

So I I breathe faster does that mean success comes quicker?


Tap,tap,tapping in your head

[snicko]

Give 'til it hurts......... then have your accountant calculate the write- off!!

[threedogs]

"WELL BEHAVED WOMEN NEVER BECOME FAMOUS"

Marilyn Monroe

[Bob]

A little bird sat on a telegraph wire,
and said to his mates; I declare,
If wireless telegraph comes into vogue,
We’ll have to sit on the air.

~ Author Unknown

[growler2058]

Do pyromaniacs wear blazers


Double Tap

[Bob]

“Common sense is the knack
of seeing things as they are,
and doing things
as they ought to be done.”

~ Josh Billings
(1818-1885)

[Bob]

”One of the most tragic things I know about human nature
is that all of us tend to put off living. We are all dreaming
of some magical rose garden over the horizon
instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming
outside our windows today.”

Dale Carnegie
(1888-1955)

[growler2058]

Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught.


Double Tap

[DX grunt]

If you don't own a Patrol Ute, please consider.

[Winnie]

"Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored."
-- Aldous Huxley (1894 - 1963)

[Bob]

“Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination”

~ Lily Tomlin

[Bob]

“Minds are like parachutes.
They only function when they are open.”

~ Sir James Dewar
(1842-1923)

[PMC]

Life is like a piece of shit! it's great until you step in it!

Regards,

RLI
:sterb003:

[growler2058]

The party's not over until you smile for the mug shot ;-)


Sent via my tapping thumbs

[Bob]

“Man has responsibility,
not power.”

~ Native American Proverb

[PMC]

Hang loose mongoose, strike swiftly to succeed!

Regards,

RLI

[Bob]

“If you have time to whine and complain about something,
then you have the time to do something about it.”

~ Author Unknown

[threedogs]

A truer word never spoken, I likey Bob.
Now we just need to get the powers that be read it
Gee unknown was a wise man eh

[Bob]

“One moment of patience
may ward off great disaster.
One moment of impatience
may ruin a whole life.”

~ Chinese Proverb

[Bob]

“People take different roads
seeking fulfillment and happiness.
Just because they’re not on your road
doesn’t mean they’ve gotten lost.”

~ Dalai Lama

[Bob]

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.

George Bernard Shaw

[Bob]

Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
Kin Hubbard

[nissannewby]

Stand for something or you will fall for anything. :)

[Bob]

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

Emo Philips

[Bob]

“Laughter is the best medicine
and it’s available even if
you don’t have health insurance.”

~ Robert Swiatek

[Winnie]

"Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people."
-- Kin Hubbard (1868 - 1930)

[BigRAWesty]

"Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people."
-- Kin Hubbard (1868 - 1930)

I'm waiting for may payment. Every time I'm honest I get another knife in the back.. It's a wonder I'm still living...


Sent from a device which doesn't always agree with my thumbs...

[Bob]

Holding a grudge is letting someone
live rent-free in your head.

~ Author Unknown

[Winnie]

Never understood the point in holding a grudge.

"There is scarcely anything in the world that some man cannot make a little worse, and sell a little more cheaply. The person who buys on price alone is this man's lawful prey."
-- John Ruskin (1819 - 1900)

[The BigFella]

Quality time with the family is truly the only priceless commodity.

[BigRAWesty]

Quality time with the family is truly the only priceless commodity.

While trekking... :p

Could agree more TBF


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[Winnie]

"A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes."
-- Mark Twain

[Bob]

“It is a thousand times better
to have common sense without education
than to have education
without common sense.”

~ Robert Green Ingersoll

[Winnie]

"The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it and wrong too often for us to rely on it."
-- Patrick Young

[Bob]

“The only people with whom you should try to get even
are those who have helped you.”

~ John E. Southard
(1787 – 1842)

[Bob]

“We cannot change the cards we are dealt,
just how we play the hand.”

~ Randy Pausch
(1960-2008)

[Bob]

“Bad habits are like a comfortable bed,
easy to get into, but hard to get out of.”

[threedogs]

Very appropriate for here Bob, Soooooo true

[MEGOMONSTER]

[QUOTE=Bob;280808]

[Bob]

“No diet will remove all the fat from your body
because the brain is entirely fat.
Without a brain, you might look good,
but all you could do is run for public office.”

~ George Bernard Shaw
(1856-1950)

[Winnie]

"All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them."
-- Walt Disney

[growler2058]

Why are they called stairs when inside and steps when they're outside?


Sent via my tapping thumbs

[taslucas]

Why are they called stairs when inside and steps when they're outside?


Sent via my tapping thumbs

I don't think it's inside/outside I think it's more to do with the amount.... Like 3 steps or a flight of stairs

Tap, crackle, pop

[Bob]

“When you’re going through hell…
keep going!”

~ Winston Churchill

[Winnie]

"You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist."
-- Indira Gandhi (1917 - 1984)

[MEGOMONSTER]

"You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist."
-- Indira Gandhi (1917 - 1984)

You can get shakes in the hand after being hit with a clinched fist.



Jack taps here...........

[growler2058]

Thought for the Day

[Bob]

“It’s a shame that the only thing a man can do
for eight hours a day is work.
He can’t eat for eight hours;
he can’t drink for eight hours;
he can’t make love for eight hours.
The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work.”

~ William Faulkner
(1897-1962)

[Winnie]

"If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?"
-- Laurence J. Peter (1919 - 1988)

[Bloodyaussie]

"It sounds like an ingenious solution to a problem that should not have existed in the first place"

James May (Top Gear)

[oilpond]

African youths rampaging...

[MEGOMONSTER]

African youths rampaging...

I assume this is your contribution the
"3 word game".


Jack taps here...........

[snicko]

The Roman Rule
The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the
one who is doing it.

[damaverick]

If you lend someone money and never see them again, it was probably worth it.

[Bob]

“The real reason that we can’t have
the Ten Commandments in a courthouse:
You cannot post
‘Thou shalt not steal,’
‘Thou shalt not commit adultery,’
and ‘Thou shalt not lie’
in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians.
It creates a hostile work environment.”

~ George Carlin

[damaverick]

It is good to raise issues. It is better to raise solutions.

[growler2058]

Why does the fridge have a light but the freezer doesn't?


Sent via my tapping thumbs

[Bob]

“The older I grow the more I distrust
the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.

~ H. L. Mencken
(1880-1956)

[Winnie]

"There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool."
-- L. M. Boyd

[snicko]

Air is water with holes in it!!

[MEGOMONSTER]

Air is water with holes in it!!

Really, so holy water is just air. Interesting.


Yeeleh, my car won't start. Woop woop woop woop.
My car won't start.

[growler2058]

A life spent making mistakes is not only more
honorable but more useful than a life
spent doing nothing.

~George Bernard Shaw

[BigRAWesty]

Live everyday to the fullest, you never know when it's the last.

~unknowen


Kallen Westbrook
Owner of
Westy's Accessories (http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/showthread.php?15134-Westy-s-Accessories.-A-small-back-yard-builder.)

[MEGOMONSTER]

Live everyday to the fullest, you never know when it's the last.


My sentiments exactly, live it, don't just live.


Yeeleh, my car won't start. Woop woop woop woop.
Bro, My car won't start.

[growler2058]

And the day came when the risk
to remain tight in a bud was more painful
than the risk it took to blossom.

-- Anais Nin

[Bob]

“Every man is his own ancestor,
and every man his own heir.
He devises his own future,
and he inherits his own past.”

H.F. Hedge
(1805-1890)

[damaverick]

The obedient follow the rules. The creative make new ones.

[Bob]

“Your net worth to the world is usually determined
by what remains after your bad habits
are subtracted from your good ones.”

~ Benjamin Franklin
(1706-1790)

[Winnie]

"I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education."
-- Wilson Mizner (1876 - 1933)

[growler2058]

Self-importance is our greatest enemy. Think about it--what weakens us is
feeling offended by the deeds and misdeeds of our fellowmen. Our
self-importance requires that we spend most of our lives offended by someone.


-- Carlos Castenada

[MEGOMONSTER]

You can only win the jackpot, if you put coins into the pokie machine.


Publicly speaking to a private audience.

[Winnie]

"Thanks for the awesome weather, Victoria!"
-- No-one, ever.

[MEGOMONSTER]

Queensland, beautiful one day, cyclone the next.
Qld news reader.


Publicly speaking to a private audience.

[Bob]

“A true friend is someone
who sees the pain in your eyes
while everyone else believes
the smile on your face.”

~ Author Unknown

[Drew]

And here I was thinking that it was...

A friend helps you move house
A true friend helps you move bodies:)

[Winnie]

I'm sure most of us can relate to this one.


"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair."
-- Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)

[growler2058]

Silence is golden
Unless you have kids then its suspicious


Sent via my tapping thumbs

[Bob]

Life is like riding a bike,
to keep balance
you must keep moving.

~ Albert Einstein

[Bob]

“You don’t need anybody to tell you
who you are or what you are.
You are what you are!”

~ John Lennon

[Bob]

“Some people feel the rain.
Others just get wet.”

~ Bob Dylan
(1941-)

[lorrieandjas]

"If you think you can, or you think you can't - you're probably right."

--- Henry Ford

[Bob]

When you were young,
you had your own set of values.
Values that nothing could change.
An ice cream cone
was a snow-capped mountain of sheer delight.
An autographed football
was more precious than rubies.
And a note from the teacher meant only one thing:
Disaster.

~ Ward Cleaver

[Bob]

“It may be that your whole purpose in life
is simply to serve as a warning to others.”

~ Author Unknown

[macca86]

Thought for the day for me is Rick (silver) and his family as we mourn his passing today rip mate

[growler2058]

Where do people in hell tell other people to go?


Sent via my tapping thumbs

[Bob]

“Before trying to keep up with the Joneses,
be sure they are not trying to keep up with you.”

~ Erma Bombeck
(1927-1996)

[Bob]

He that cannot reason is a fool.
He that will not is a bigot.
He that dare not is a slave.

~ Andrew Carnegie

[growler2058]

When you're feeling blue
Start breathing again


Sent via my tapping thumbs

[MEGOMONSTER]

When you're feeling blue
Start breathing again


Sent via my tapping thumbs

Great tip. LMAO


Publicly speaking to a private audience.

[Bob]

“Life is really simple,
but we insist on making it complicated.”

~ Confucius
(551BC-479BC)

[T0nka]

How long till bloody retirement - Tonka 2012

[WogsRus]

If tomorrow wasn't promised; what would you give for today....Ray Lewis

[2TROLLFAM]

A real man never let's his woman go to bed hungry or ho£ny

~Unknown


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[growler2058]

Confucius may have said
Man who live in glass house should get dressed in the basement


Sent via my tapping thumbs

[taslucas]

A real man never let's his woman go to bed hungry or ho£ny

~Unknown


Sent from Sharen's iPhone using Tapatalk ....

Is brad a real man!?

Tap, crackle, pop

[Bob]

“Never miss an opportunity to make others happy
even if you have to leave them alone to do it.”

~ Author Unknown

[growler2058]

Some people just shouldn't be told to be themselves


Sent via my tapping thumbs

[2TROLLFAM]

Is brad a real man!?

Tap, crackle, pop

LOL I never go to bed hungry ...


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[hekarewe]

if a pound in a prostitutes purse are wages of sin then six pence in a poofters pocket must be rectumpence!!!

[Bob]

“If tombstones told the truth,
everybody would wish to be buried at sea.”

~ John W. Raper
(1870-1950)

[growler2058]

Our first awakening reveals that our mind,
conditioned as it is to superstition and tradition,
is the prison-house in which we dwell.
-- Joel Goldsmith



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[The BigFella]

the question isn't "is there life after death" rather it should be "were we truly alive before"?

[Bob]

“In order for you to succeed,
your desire for success should be greater
than your fear of failure.”

~ Bill Cosby
(1937-)

[snicko]

Women are like phones:
They like to be held, talked to and touched often.
But push the wrong button and you're disconnected.........


Tappa Tappa yappa yappa

[Winnie]

"Nothing is as simple as we hope it will be."
-- Jim Horning

[Bob]

Arguing with a Woman is like being arrested by the Police
Anything you say and do will be taken down and used
Against you

[snicko]

Difference Between Complete & Finish...
people say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED.
But there is....When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE...
And when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED.....
And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are....COMPLETELY FINISHED!


Tappa Tappa yappa yappa

[Bob]

“He was a dreamer, a thinker,
a speculative philosopher…
or,
as his wife would have it,
an idiot.”

Douglas Adams
(1952-2001)

[Bob]

“If I have a thousand ideas
and only one turns out to be good,
I am satisfied.”

~ Alfred Nobel
(1833-1896)

[growler2058]

Those that are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber

~Plato


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[NissanGQ4.2]

I don't want 2 go to work 2day, can I just go back 2 bed?

~ My thought of the day :)

[growler2058]

NO!!!!


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[Bob]

“There are times when two people need to
step apart from one another,
but there is no rule that says they have to turn and fire.”

~ Robert Brault

[Bob]

The man who has nothing to boast of
but his illustrious ancestors is like a potato,
the only good belonging to him is under-ground.

~ Thomas Overbury
(1581-1613)

[Bob]

“Ever’ once in a while some feller
with-out a single bad habit gets caught.”

~ Kin Hubbard
(1868-1930)

[BigRAWesty]

^^^ wtf???

[Bob]

“Common sense is the knack
of seeing things as they are,
and doing things
as they ought to be done.”

~ Josh Billings
(1818-1885)

[Bob]

It may be that your whole purpose in life
is simply to serve as a warning to others.”

~ Author Unknown

[Bob]

“The reason a dog has so many friends is that
he wags his tail instead of his tongue.”

~ Author Unknown

[Bob]

“Most people work just hard enough
not to get fired and
get paid just enough money not to quit”

~ George Carlin
(1937-2008)

[snicko]

When "Catastrophic" strikes it makes you realise what really is important to you.

- SNICKO


Tappa Tappa yappa yappa

[growler2058]

When "Catastrophic" strikes it makes you realise what really is important to you.

- SNICKO


Tappa Tappa yappa yappa

OH Ohhh is the kitchen fubar???

[Bob]

“There are two ways of spreading light:
to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.”

~ Edith Wharton
(1862-1937)

[Bob]

“In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.”

~ Benjamin Franklin
(1706-1790)

[stevogq]

Work hard,
Be good to your mother.

[Bob]

“If you realized how powerful your thoughts are,
you would never think a negative thought.”

~ Peace Pilgrim
(1908-1981)

[growler2058]

It's not the wound that shapes our lives, it's the
choice we make as adults between embracing
our wounds or raging against them.


-- Unknown

[growler2058]

"The nice part of living in a small town is that when I don't know what I'm doing, someone else does."
~ Author Unknown ~

[Bob]

Four-Leaf Clovers

I know a place where the sun is like gold,
And the cherry blooms burst with snow,
And down underneath is the loveliest nook,
Where the four-leaf clovers grow.

One leaf is for hope, and one is for faith,
And one is for love, you know,
And God put another in for luck
If you search, you will find where they grow.

But you must have hope, and you must have faith,
You must love and be strong, and so,
If you work, if you wait, you will find the place
Where the four-leaf clovers grow.

~ Ella Higginson
(1861-1940)

[growler2058]

BUCKEt!!!!!!!!


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[Bob]

BUCKEt!!!!!!!!


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So you liked that did you ?? LOL

[growler2058]

Oh BoB wait till Snicko gets wind of iT


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[Winnie]

Sounds like you had a good birthday lol

DIAL-A-TAP

[growler2058]

“Heaven lent you a soul
Earth will lend a grave.”
~ Chinese Proverb

[Bob]

“It is essential to our well-being and to our lives
that we play and enjoy life.
Every day do something
that makes your heart sing.”

~ Author Unknown

[snicko]

An intimate relationship does not banish loneliness.
Only when we are comfortable with who we are can we truly function independently in a healthy way, can we truly function within a relationship.
Two halves do not make a whole when it comes to a healthy relationship; it takes two wholes.

~ Patrica Fry


Tappa Tappa yappa yappa

[snicko]

I'm a bit behind so here is another one.......


'You learn to like someone when you find out what makes them laugh, but you can never truly love someone until you find out what makes them cry'

~ unknown


Tappa Tappa yappa yappa

[BigRAWesty]

I'm a bit behind so here is another one.......

Tappa Tappa yappa yappa

Your so far behind, your actually infront...
~unknown


Kallen Westbrook
Owner of
Westy's Accessories (http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/showthread.php?15134-Westy-s-Accessories.-A-small-back-yard-builder.)

[growler2058]

" For you to learn, you have to listen; and for you to listen, you have to be silent. Did you know that listen and silent are words formed from the same letters?"

[threedogs]

For Growler waiting for Chilli to there thang

[Bob]

“Your work is going to fill a large part of your life,
and the only way to be truly satisfied
is to do what you believe is great work.”

~ Steve Jobs
(1955-2011)

[growler2058]

Whatever you do may seem insignificant,
but it is most important that you do it.

-- M. Gandhi

[lorrieandjas]

" For you to learn, you have to listen; and for you to listen, you have to be silent. Did you know that listen and silent are words formed from the same letters?"

Like that!

[lorrieandjas]

There were two Buddhist monks walking along the river - one old and the other his junior. They walked for hours and found a woman near the edge of the river quite hysterical. She turned to the two monks and cried "Oh please help me - the river has risen and my children are in my house on the other side of the river all alone!". The younger of the two monks says "I am sorry but we cannot help - we are not permitted to touch a female - it's our faith".

Silently the older monk rolls up his robe and tells the woman to climb on his back and he wades across the river. The woman thanks the monk and he wades back.

The two monks continue to walk for another several hours and the younger monk does not say a word but the older monk can tell he is angry and troubled. After another couple of hours the old monk stops and say "My brother - I can tell something bothers you - what is it?"

The younger monk will not speak so they walk in silence for another couple of hours when once again the older monk stops and asks what is wrong.

The younger monk says "Brother - you know it is against our faith to touch a woman - yet you are my teacher and touched that woman without a thought - what can I learn from you?".

The older monk looks at the younger monk and says "Brother - I carried that woman on my back for 5 minutes across that river - yet you have carried her on your back for the last 5 hours - this is what you can learn from me".

[Bob]

“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.”

~ Henny Youngman

[Winnie]

"It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit."
-- Harry S Truman (1884 - 1972)

[Winnie]

"Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong."
-- George Carlin (1937 - 2008)

[Bob]

“A stupid man’s report
of what a clever man says
can never be accurate,
because he unconsciously
translates what he hears
into something he can understand.”

~ Bertrand Russell
(1872-1970)

[growler2058]

That's a cracker BoB love it!!


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[lorrieandjas]

"Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life.
Don't be trapped by dogma - which is living with the result's of other people's thinking.
Don't let the noise drown out your own inner voice.
And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition.
They somehow already know what you truly want to become."

--Steve Jobs

[dahero]

If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up. ~J.M. Power

[MEGOMONSTER]

Beware of the man who can't stand on his own two feet, cos he just might fall on you.


Never argue with an idiot, cos he'll bring you down to his level, then beat you with experience. Y2K

[dahero]

thought this might be different :cool:

[Bob]

“A mind is like a parachute.
It doesn’t work if it is not open.”

~ Frank Zappa

[Winnie]

"We all have the Internet. The only thing worth a f*** you can share with anyone is something they can't look up themselves. From within you."
-- Greg Puciato

[Bob]

”Dare to reach out your hand into the darkness,
to pull another hand into the light.”

~ Norman B. Rice

[Bob]

”If you don’t have a dream,
how can you have a dream come true?”

~ Jiminy Cricket

[Bob]

“From a commercial point of view,
if Christmas did not exist
it would be necessary to invent it.”

~ Katharine Whitehorn

[BigRAWesty]

Many believe god created man...
I believe man created God..

~ The Father In-law

Kallen Westbrook
Owner of
Westy's Accessories (http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/showthread.php?15134-Westy-s-Accessories.-A-small-back-yard-builder.)