Thought for the day

[snicko]

Some cause happiness wherever they go................... others "whenever" they go!

[patch697]

Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil!!

Your gettibg to know me fare to well snicko..........ROFLMFAO

[Bob]

“Opportunity is missed by most people
because it is dressed in overalls
and looks like work.”

~ Thomas Edison

[patch697]

“Opportunity is missed by most people
because it is dressed in overalls
and looks like work.”

~ Thomas Edison

Sad but true

[growler2058]

“Opportunity is missed by most people
because it is dressed in overalls
and looks like work.”

~ Thomas Edison

Slippin mate.... u gave us that one a coupla weeks ago hahahahahahhaha

[Bob]

Slippin mate.... u gave us that one a coupla weeks ago hahahahahahhaha

it is called CRAFT LOLLOL

[growler2058]

it is called CRAFT LOLLOL

Mate im not gunna be here to keep u on ur toes sooo you need to step up mate hahahahahahahhahaah I'll be lookin for 28 new thoughts to send me bro in law when i get back hahahahahahahaahahahhahaha

[Bob]

“Only those who dare to fail greatly
can ever achieve greatly.”

~ Robert F. Kennedy

[snicko]

I thought I wanted a career...................... turns out I just wanted paychecks!

[Bob]

“It’s so simple to be wise.
Just think of something stupid to say
and then don’t say it.”

~ Sam Levenson

[Bob]

When written in Chinese, the word ‘crisis’ is composed of two characters—one represents danger, and the other represents opportunity.
John F. Kennedy

[Bob]

“If someone does not smile at you,
be generous and offer your own smile.
Nobody needs a smile more
than the one who cannot smile to others.”

~ Dalai Lama

[snicko]

The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble!

[Bob]

“We cannot change the cards we are dealt,
just how we play the hand.”

~ Randy Pausch
(1960-2008)

[snicko]

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you!!!!

[patch697]

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you!!!!

That reminds me of clunk.........LMFAO

[nowoolies]

That reminds me of clunk.........LMFAO

still on fire i see...hahahaha

[molongmick]

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
Thomas A. Edison

[T0nka]

you cant polish a turd

[Bob]

”One word frees us
of all the weight and pain of life:
That word is love.”

~ Sophocles

[snicko]

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right!!!!

[patch697]

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right!!!!

Spoken like a true Virgo.......lol

[molongmick]

Nothing is permanent in this wicked world - not even our troubles.
Charlie Chaplin

[Bob]

“Happiness comes from spiritual wealth,
not material wealth.
Happiness comes from giving not getting.
If we try hard to bring happiness to others
we cannot stop it from coming to us also.”

[snicko]

Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were !!

[patch697]

Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were !!

I can remember feeling that way once or twice................lol

[Bob]

“If you hate a person,
you hate something in him that is part of yourself.
What isn’t part of ourselves
doesn’t disturb us.”
~ Herman Hesse

[T0nka]

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right!!!!

sounds like a mod from another forum i used to read

[T0nka]

My favorite quote of all time is "you can not fail, unless you quit" - Abraham Lincoln

[snicko]

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an er#@$ion, make him a sandwich !!

[snicko]

The early bird might get the worm............. but the second mouse gets the cheese !!

[patch697]

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an er#@$ion, make him a sandwich !!

I didn't realize us men were so shallow.......................................PML

[snicko]

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an er#@$ion, make him a sandwich !!

My hubby laughed and laughed when I read it out to him, because at the time he was making a sandwitch!!

[patch697]

My hubby laughed and laughed when I read it out to him, because at the time he was making a sandwitch!!

ROFLMFAO................ I recon im gonna really like your Hubby..........pml

[T0nka]

wtf is pml

[patch697]

wtf is pml

P!ssing myself laughing

[Bob]

“Destiny is not a matter of chance,
it is a matter of choice;
it is not a thing to be waited for,
it is a thing to be achieved.”

~ William Jennings Bryan
(1860-1925)

[snicko]

There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away!

[nowoolies]

There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away!

hahahahaha
you a stalker as well by chance ....roflmfao

[molongmick]

Friends are like undies... Some crawl up your arse... Some are full of shit... Some snap under pressure... Some don't have the strength to hold you up... Some get a little twisted... Some are your favorite... Some are holey... Some are cheap & just plain nasty... And some actually do cover your arse when u need them too

[Bob]

“Begin doing what you want to do now.
We are not living in eternity.
We have only this moment,
sparkling like a star in our hand
and melting like a snowflake.”

~ Marie Beyon Ray

[snicko]

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

[Bob]

May the wings of the butterfly kiss the sun
And find your shoulder to light on,
To bring you luck, happiness and riches
Today, tomorrow and beyond.
~Irish Blessing~


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

[Bob]

“The difference between perseverance and obstinacy
is that one often comes from a strong will,
and the other from a strong won’t.”

~ Henry Ward Beecher
(1813-1887)

[snicko]

Laugh at your problems, ............everybody else does!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[nowoolies]

Laugh at your problems, ............everybody else does!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

top one Snicko hahahahahah

[Bob]

Humor is the great thing, the saving thing.
The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments
slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.

~Mark Twain

[Bob]

“What would you attempt to do
if you knew you could not fail?”

~ Author Unknown

[Bob]

“The only real prison is fear,
and the only real freedom is
freedom from fear.”

~ Aung San Suu Kyi
(1945-)

[nowoolies]

Life`s not about how
to survive the storm
but how to
dance in the rain

[snicko]

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

[Bob]

“Do not compare yourself with others,
for you are a unique and wonderful creation.
Make your own beautiful footprints in the snow.”

~ Barbara Kimball

[snicko]

Good girls are bad girls that never get caught!!!

[nowoolies]

Good girls are bad girls that never get caught!!!

hahahaha...roflmfao

[Bob]

“All my life through,
the new sights of nature
made me rejoice like a child.”

~ Marie Curie

[Bob]

“Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds
on the heel that has crushed it.”

~ Mark Twain

[nowoolies]

It`s better to lose pride
to the one you love
than to lose the one you love
because of pride

[snicko]

If sex is a pain in the @r5e, then you're doing it wrong...!!

[growler2058]

If sex is a pain in the @r5e, then you're doing it wrong...!!

Hahahhahahahhahahahahahaha the German bloke we met (Thomas) would probably disagree hahahahahahahhaaHAaH)

[Bob]

“Men fight for freedom,
then they begin to accumulate laws
to take it away from themselves.”

~ Author Unknown

[katwoman]

Those who say money can't buy happiness,
don't know where to shop !

[fixer982]

Good one, Kat!

[Bob]

“The measure of a man
is the way he bears up under misfortune.”

~ Plutarch
(46 – 120 CE/AD)

[snicko]

Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually the other woman !!!

[Bob]

“Live in such a way
that you would not be ashamed
to sell your parrot to the town gossip.”

~ Will Rogers

[Bob]

“Act the way you’d like to be
and soon you’ll be the way you act.”

~ George W. Crane
(1901-1995)

[snicko]

I intend to live forever........................ So far, so good!!

[nowoolies]

i dont suffer from insanity
i enjoy every moment of it

[nowoolies]

they call it PMS
because mad cow disease was already taken

[nowoolies]

consciouness that annoying time between naps

[Bob]

“As much as I converse with sages and heroes,
they have very little of my love and admiration.
I long for rural and domestic scene,
for the warbling of birds
and the prattling of my children.”

~ John Adams

[Bob]

“Good decisions come from experience,
and experience comes from bad decisions.”

[Bob]

“Don’t let yesterday
use up too much of today.”

~ Native American Proverb

[Bob]

“People who want to share their political views with you
almost never want you to share yours with them.”

~ Dave Barry
(1947-)

Edited

[fixer982]

“People who want to share their political views with you
almost never want you to share yours with them.”

~ Dave Barry
(1947-)

EditedThat is soooo true, Bob. Good one.

[Bob]

“Sometimes you’ve got to jump off cliffs
and grow wings on the way down.”

~ Ray Bradbury
(1920-)

[YNOT]

“Sometimes you’ve got to jump off cliffs
and grow wings on the way down.”

Disclaimer; don't take this literally, it's still highly recommended that you fully assemble your hang glider before launch!

Tony

[katwoman]

We married for better or worse.
He couldn't do any better,
And I couldn't do any worse.

[Bob]

We married for better or worse.
He couldn't do any better,
And I couldn't do any worse.

Havnt you got that back to Front RAFLMAO

[katwoman]

Havnt you got that back to Front RAFLMAO

Haha. Ummmm, NO !

[Bob]

“Empty pockets never held anyone back.
Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that.”

~ Norman Vincent Peale

[fixer982]

A holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day and said, 'Lord, I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like.'

The Lord led the holy man to two doors. He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in. In the middle of the room was a large round table. In the middle of the table was a large pot of stew, which smelled delicious and made the holy man's mouth water.

The people sitting around the table were thin and sickly. They appeared to be famished. They were holding spoons with very long handles that were strapped to their arms and each found it possible to reach into the pot of stew and take a spoonful. But because the handle was longer than their arms, they could not get the spoons back into their mouths. The holy man shuddered at the sight of their misery and suffering.

The Lord said, 'You have seen Hell.'
They went to the next room and opened the door. It was exactly the same as the first one.

There was the large round table with the large pot of stew which made the holy man's mouth water. The people were equipped with the same long-handled spoons, but here the people were well nourished and plump, laughing and talking.

The holy man said, 'I don't understand.'

'It is simple,' said the Lord. 'It requires but one skill. You see they have learned to feed each other, while the greedy think only of themselves.'

[snicko]

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

[molongmick]

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.


I had better not tell my kids this one.

[Bob]

“As we advance in life
it becomes more and more difficult,
but in fighting the difficulties
the inmost strength of the heart is developed.”

~ Vincent Van Gogh
(1853-1890)

[snicko]

If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining!!

[Clunk]

Before starting a job, make sure you have everything you need before starting!!!!!

[snicko]

Before starting a job, make sure you have everything you need before starting!!!!!

Speaking from experience ??

[Clunk]

Speaking from experience ??

yep, happens everytime!!!! lol, now stop hihajcking threads and getting me into trouble!!!!..... hahahah

[Bob]

“The only way we can really achieve freedom
is to somehow conquer the fear of death.”

Martin Luther King, Jr.

[growler2058]

Fable of the Porcupine

It was the coldest winter ever.
Many animals died because of the cold.

The porcupines, realizing the situation, decided to group together. They were covered and protected, but the quills of each wounded the closest companion.

After a while, they decided to distance themselves, and they began to die, alone and frozen. They had to make a choice: either accept the quills of their companions or disappear from the Earth.

Wisely, they decided to go back to being together.
They learned to live with the little wounds that were caused by their close relationships because the most important part was the heat that came from the others.
They were able to survive.

The best relationship is not the one that brings together perfect people, but the one that forms when individuals learn to live with the imperfections and admire the good qualities of others.

The Moral of the story:

"LEARN TO LOVE THE PRICKS IN YOUR LIFE."

[Bob]

“No one grows old by living
only by losing interest in living.”

~ Marie Beynon Ray

[Pete's GU3]

9. - "You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the f*** do you think you're talkin' to?"

Taxi Driver 1976

[Pete's GU3]

"Lefty: There's the boss. And, under him, there's the skipper. You know how this works?
Donnie Brasco: Yeah, it's like in the army.
Lefty: Bullshit. The army is some guy you don't know telling you to go whack some other guy you don't know."
Donnie Brasco

[snicko]

It's not what happens that matters..............It's what you do next that does.

[Bob]

“You can kill the dreamer
but you absolutely cannot kill the dream.”

~ Samuel Billy Kyles

[snicko]

Go back a little, to leap further!

~ John Clarke

[Bob]

“No one can depress you.
No one can make you anxious.
No one can hurt your feelings.
No one can make you anything
other than what you allow inside.”

[snicko]

Forgiveness is not about the people who hurt you.
Whatever they did was probably more about them, their world and their problems than about us.
In letting them off the hook we will find freedom.
Everyone has issues to deal with, none of which is our business.
Our business is our peace of mind, our happiness.

~ Anon

[DX grunt]

Forgiveness is not about the people who hurt you.
Whatever they did was probably more about them, their world and their problems than about us.
In letting them off the hook we will find freedom.
Everyone has issues to deal with, none of which is our business.
Our business is our peace of mind, our happiness.

~ Anon

That is sooooo true. I'll remember that in my time of need - especially at work!

[Bob]

“Remember that wherever your heart is
there you will find your treasure.”

~ Paulo Coelho
(1947-)

[snicko]

Live according to these rules:

1. Make no judgements

2. Have no expectations

3 Give up the need to know why thing happen as they do

4. Trust that the unscheduled events of our lives are a form of spiritual direction

5. Have the courage to make the choices we need to make, accept what we cannot change, and have the wisdom to know the difference.

[Bob]

“He who asks a question
is a fool for a minute;
he who does not
remains a fool forever.”

~ Chinese Proverb

[MC97GQ]

“He who asks a question
is a fool for a minute;
he who does not
remains a fool forever.”

~ Chinese Proverb

A little variation,

Better to ask a question and be thought a D**khead
Than not to,stuff up and be proven one.

[snicko]

A lifetime driven by passion is far more fulfilling than a lifetime driven by money!

~ David B Cox

[Bob]

“We have no more right to consume happiness
without producing it
than to consume wealth
without producing it.”

~ George Bernard Shaw
(1856-1950)

[snicko]

Where there is Love, there is life.

~Indira Gandhi

[fixer982]

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
-- Jack Nicholson

[Bob]

“A book is a version of the world.
If you do not like it, ignore it;
or offer your own version in return.”

~ Salman Rushdie

[Bob]

“Enjoy the little things in life,
for one day,
you’ll realize they were the big things.”

~ Author unknown

[snicko]

The things you do today, lay the foundations for tomorrow............

~ Snicko

[nowoolies]

Calendar for July 2011




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Money bags

This year, July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This happens
once every 823 years. This is called money bags. Based on Chinese
Feng Shui.


Kinda interesting - read on!!!


This year we're going to experience four unusual dates.

1/1/11, 1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11 and that's not all...

Take the last two digits of the year in which you were born - now add
the age you will be this year,

The results will be 111 for everyone in the whole world. This is the year of
the Money!!!






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[nowoolies]

that didnt work out quite right..... bugga
the bottom half is ok

[Bob]

“The best way to cheer yourself
is to cheer somebody else up.”

~ Mark Twain
(1835-1910)

[snicko]

Life is like a cup of tea........... it's how you make it!

~ Irish Proverb

[katwoman]

Idiocy includes the propensity to be
Misunderstood by most, if not all
of your peers.

[Bob]

“Children are unpredictable.
You never know what inconsistency
they are going to catch you in next.”

~ Henry Ward Beecher
(1813-1887)

[katwoman]

Mastery is the ability to make that which is complex
Appear simple and easily understood.

[Bob]

“It is no longer good enough to cry peace,
we must act peace, live peace and live in peace.”

~ Native American Proverb

[Bob]

“I love you not only for what you are,
but for what I am when I am with you.”

~ Roy Croft

[snicko]

The Lily seed is buried in the darkest thickest mud, grows through that pain and hardship and becomes the most beautiful shining flower, tall, wise, and strong from the experience.

~ Anon

[Bob]

The Lily seed is buried in the darkest thickest mud, grows through that pain and hardship and becomes the most beautiful shining flower, tall, wise, and strong from the experience.

~ Anon

Now I like that one Snicko

[fixer982]

The Lily seed is buried in the darkest thickest mud, grows through that pain and hardship and becomes the most beautiful shining flower, tall, wise, and strong from the experience.

~ AnonKind of like me................LOL

[fixer982]

Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder or mobile with camera these days, no one talks about seeing UFOs like they use to?

[fixer982]

Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it.

[Bob]

“Never discourage anyone
who continually makes progress,
no matter how slow.”

~ Plato
(428 bc – 347 bc)

[Bob]

“Oh America,
how you’ve taken necessities from the masses
to give luxuries to the classes.”

Martin Luther King, Jr.
(1929-1968)

[snicko]

Happiness cannot be travelled to, owned, earned, worn or consumed.
Happiness is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace and gratitude.

~ Denis Waitley

[Bob]

“Never believe that a few caring people
can’t change the world.
For, indeed, that’s all who ever have.”

~ Margaret Mead

[snicko]

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.

~ Theodore Hesburgh

[patch697]

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.

~ Theodore Hesburgh

I tried that.................... PML

[Bob]

“No journey is too great,
when one finds what one seeks.”

~ Friedrich Nietzsche
(1844-1900)

[snicko]

Stepping up, it's a simple concept. To rise above yourself, to do a little more, to show something special.

~Nathan Scott

[Bob]

“If you always do what interests you,
at least one person is pleased.”

~ Katharine Hepburn
(1907-2003)

[Bob]

“Better be wise
by the misfortunes of others
than by your own.”

~ Aesop

[snicko]

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the number of moments that take our breath away.

~ George Carlin

[Bob]

“The best preparation for tomorrow
is doing your best today.”

~ H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

[snicko]

Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

~ Eleanor Roosevelt

[growler2058]

Strewth Snicko that was so nice it made me feel crook hahahahahahahahaha

[snicko]

Strewth Snicko that was so nice it made me feel crook hahahahahahahahaha

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[growler2058]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I rekon you an BoB could have a thought off to see who can have the most finger down the throat GAGin Thought for the day

But heres one from me:
Roses are red
Violets are Blue
If yours are itchy
Then you've caught it too

[patch697]

I rekon you an BoB could have a thought off to see who can have the most finger down the throat GAGin Thought for the day

But heres one from me:
Roses are red
Violets are Blue
If yours are itchy
Then you've caught it too

hahahaha.............. Thats a limerick & really belongs in the joke thread growlers but it interests me that thought of it.....lol

[Bob]

I rekon you an BoB could have a thought off to see who can have the most finger down the throat GAGin Thought for the day

But heres one from me:
Roses are red
Violets are Blue
If yours are itchy
Then you've caught it too

Snicko & I are obviously sensitive people with only kind and considerate thoughts for others.
(Gag Gag) LOL

[snicko]

Snicko & I are obviously sensitive people with only kind and considerate thoughts for others.
(Gag Gag) LOL

So there Growlers!!! (Thanks Bob! hahahahahaha where's that bucket?? )

[Bob]

“Stop worrying about the potholes in the road
and celebrate the journey!”

~ Fitzhugh Millan
also attributed to;
~ Barbara Hoffman

[Bob]

“We cannot learn from one another
until we stop shouting at one another
until we speak quietly enough
so that our words can be heard
as well as our voices.”

~ Richard M. Nixon
(1913-1994)

[snicko]

Travel only with thy equals or thy betters; if there are none, travel alone.

~ The Dhammapada

[growler2058]

Travel only with thy equals or thy betters; if there are none, travel alone.

~ The Dhammapada

No wonder i'm always alone hahahahahahhahahahahahaha

[Bob]

No wonder i'm always alone hahahahahahhahahahahahaha

Good one Growlers LOL

[fixer982]

Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

~ Eleanor RooseveltSo long as it's not ON your heart, as that could be painful.............LOL

[Bob]

“The words that enlighten the soul
are more precious than jewels.”

~ Inayat Khan
(1882-1927)

[snicko]

It is better to be defeated on principle than to win on lies.

~ Arthur Calwell

[Parra]

A hobby is hard work you wouldnt do for a living.

Anonymous

[Parra]

If both parties oppose your suggestion equally, you are doing your job correctly.

My boss :clapping:

[Bob]

“Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot.
In your soul are infinitely precious things
that cannot be taken from you.”

~ Oscar Wilde

[growler2058]

Niiiiiiiiice BoB hahahaha

Ur up snicko

[snicko]

Peace does not mean to be in a place where there is no noise, trouble or hard work.
Peace means to be in the midst of all those things and still be calm in your heart.
That is the real meaning of peace.

~ Anon

[growler2058]

Bucket please Snicko

[snicko]

Bucket please Snicko

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha finding all the good ones for you growlers!!!

[growler2058]

Thanks much Snicko hahahahaa

[fixer982]

At my income level, if the best things in life are free, I should be the happiest man alive.

[fixer982]

Career Survival Tip: Always do everything you can to make your co-workers look good -- but not great.

[Bob]

“When we strive to become better than we are,
everything around us becomes better too.”

~ Paulo Coelho
(1947-)

[Bob]

Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids.

[growler2058]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA very good BoB

[snicko]

What is my life if I am no longer useful to others?

[Bob]

“Doing what you like is freedom.
Liking what you do is happiness.”

~ Frank Tyger
(1929-2011)

[snicko]

Offer others what you have to give......your time, your ear, your concern.

~ Marrie Schwartz

[Bob]

“The man who tries to prove his belief
superior to the faith of another,
does not know the meaning of religion.”

~ Inayat Khan
(1882-1927)

[fixer982]

" Enjoy this moment...for this moment is your life."
--- Author Unknown

[snicko]

Be the person you always knew you were meant to be, but never quite had the courage for.

[fixer982]

Life may not always be friendly, but you can be friendly in life.

[Bob]

“Seek the wisdom of the ages,
but look at the world through the eyes of a child.”

~ Ron Wild

[nowoolies]

thats very cool Bob like that one

[Bob]

“Never does the human soul appear so strong
as when it foregoes revenge
and dares to forgive an injury.”

~ Edwin Hubbel Chapin
(1814-1880)

[growler2058]

I had similar thoughts this morning when a #$%^wit pulled out in front of me in the rain hahahahahahaha

[snicko]

What seem like the right thing to do could also be the hardest thing you have ever done in your life. It's always worth it.

[growler2058]

Cheer up! Remember the less you have the more there is to get

[Bob]

“Do or do not.
There is no ‘try.”

~ Yoda

[Bob]

“Do Something.
If it works, do more of it.
If it doesn’t,
do something else.”

~ Franklin D. Roosevelt

[ibs]

If only I had two patrols, imagine what I could do then! :D

[fixer982]

If only I had two patrols, imagine what I could do then! :DYeah. Park one...bwahahaha

[fixer982]

"Remember people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg." - Unknown. (And that's no yolk................bwahahaha)

[Bob]

“Peace is not God’s gift to His creatures.
It is our gift to each other.”

~ Elie Wiesel
(1928-)

[growler2058]

Quick bucket please BoB hahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaa

[Bob]

Quick bucket please BoB hahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaa

I thought that would give you a fuzzy feeling RAFLMAO

[snicko]

If you always do what you've always done you will always get what you've always got!

[fixer982]

“Everyone makes mistakes. That’s why there is an eraser on every pencil.” — Japanese proverb

[fixer982]

My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.

[fixer982]

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic

[Bob]

Guys are like dogs.
They keep coming back.
Ladies are like cats.
Yell at a cat one time…
they’re gone.”

~ Lenny Bruce

[Bob]

“The greatest of faults,
I should say,
is to be conscious of none.”

~ Thomas Carlyle
(1795-1881)

[snicko]

Always take the time to tell those closest to you, you love them. You never know when they could be taken from you.

[growler2058]

The light at the end of the tunnel is usually an oncoming train

[Bob]

“Keeping busy and making optimism a way of life
can restore your faith in yourself.”

~ Lucille Ball
(1911-1989)

[snicko]

It's not about counting the years.....but making the years count.

[DX grunt]

Where ever you are, land or sea, always let your air go free.
(Unknown)

[growler2058]

Where ever you are, land or sea, always let your air go free.
(Unknown)

Too right mate batter an empty house than a bad tennant hahahahahahahahahahaha pfffffbbbbrrrrrrrtttttt

[Bob]

“The more that you read,
the more things you will know.
The more that you learn,
the more places you’ll go.”

~ Dr. Seuss
(1904-1991)

[nowoolies]

Today is the oldes`t you`ve ever been

The younges`t you`ll ever be

So enjoy this day while it lasts

[DX grunt]

Posted by a friend on facebook

Telling the cop that you thought the voice in your GPS counted as a designated driver doesn't help your case.... hahahahahaha.

[snicko]

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.

[Bob]

“Sometimes your joy
is the source of your smile,
but sometimes your smile
can be the source of your joy.”

~ Thich Nhat Hanh
(1926-)

[snicko]

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.

[growler2058]

Ohhh you two..............so touching

[Bob]

“It is a man’s own mind,
not his enemy or foe,
that lures him to evil ways.”

~ Buddha

[snicko]

We begin and end with family, in-between encounter poignant and memorable occasions that canvas our life journey making us who we are.

~ Lynne Kooij

[Bob]

We begin and end with family, in-between encounter poignant and memorable occasions that canvas our life journey making us who we are.

~ Lynne Kooij

Bloody Hell

[growler2058]

We begin and end with family, in-between encounter poignant and memorable occasions that canvas our life journey making us who we are.

~ Lynne Kooij

Wellll you HAD to take it to a whole new level of vomitism hahahahahahahaha

[snicko]

Nothing but the best for ya.....hahahahahhahahahaha Got more !! hahahahaha

[fixer982]

We begin and end with family, in-between encounter poignant and memorable occasions that canvas our life journey making us who we are.

~ Lynne KooijThat's really deep.....

[Bob]

That's really deep.....

You mean Sickening RAFLMAO

[fixer982]

"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle." ~ Albert Einstein

[nowoolies]

nothing prevents happiness
like the memory of happiness

[Bob]

“Each of us has been put on earth
with the ability to do something well.
We cheat ourselves and the world
if we don’t use that ability as best we can.”

~ Gracie Allen
(1895-1964)

[snicko]

Let us not be content to wait and see what will happen, but give us the determination to make the right things happen.

[Bob]

“Be happy for this moment.
This moment is your life.”

~ Omar Khayyám
(1048-1131)

[snicko]

Old friends pass away, new friends appear. It is just like the days. An old day passes, a new day arrives. The important thing is to make it meaningful: a meaningful friend - or a meaningful day.

~ Dalai Lama

[Bob]

“Man has responsibility,
not power.”

~ Native American Proverb

[snicko]

Give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the world.

~ Marilyn Monroe

[mcjah]

Man has responsibility,
not power.

~ Native American Proverb

[fixer982]

Give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the world.

~ Marilyn MonroeSounds like the Manager wrote that.

[fixer982]

You must be the change you want to see in the world -- Mahatmar Gandhi

[snicko]

Dance like no one is watching, love like you'll never be hurt, sing like no one is listening, live like it's Heaven on Earth.

[snicko]

Never

Never

Never

give up.

~ Winston Churchill

[growler2058]

Dance like no one is watching, love like you'll never be hurt, sing like no one is listening, live like it's Heaven on Earth.

You need help ahahahahhahaha

[snicko]

You need help ahahahahhahaha

Yeah today I do!! hahahahaha

[growler2058]

Are ya dancing or singing

[Bob]

“The more you find out about the world,
the more opportunities there are to laugh at it.”

~ Bill Nye
(1955-)

[Bob]

"You have 86,400 seconds to live today
Make sure that you make the most of them"

Bob

[growler2058]

Will do Bob :-)

[fixer982]

"A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain." - Mark Twain

[snicko]

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honourable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

~ George Bernard Shaw

[nowoolies]

here`s a bunch of em in one go

ENGLISH WITH CLASS













These glorious insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words..




· A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease."

· "That depends, Sir," said Disraeli, "whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."




· "He had delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr




· "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." - Winston Churchill




· "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." Clarence Darrow




· "He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway).




· "Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." - Moses Hadas




· "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain




· "He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.." - Oscar Wilde




· "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend, if you have one." - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

· "Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second ... if there is one." - Winston Churchill, in response.




· "I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." - Stephen Bishop




· "He is a self-made man and worships his creator." - John Bright




· "I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial." - Irvin S. Cobb




· "He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others." - Samuel Johnson




· "He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." - Paul Keating




· "In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily." - Charles, Count Talleyrand




· "He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." - Forrest Tucker




· "Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" - Mark Twain




· "His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." - Mae West




· "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde




· "He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)




· "He has Van Gogh's ear for music." - Billy Wilder




· "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx

[belzi82]

Afternoon all can someone save me from wwwwwwww

[belzi82]

Worry often gives a small thing a big shadow

[growler2058]

RIP digger

Lest we forget

[Bob]

“An ounce of action
is worth a ton of theory.”

~ Friedrich Engels
(1820-1895)

[snicko]

One can not always tell what it is that keeps us shut in, confines us, seems to bury us, but still one feels certain barriers, certain gates, certain walls.
Is all this imagination, fantasy? I do not think so. And then one asks: My God is it for long, is it forever, is it for eternity?
Do you know what frees one from this captivity?
It is very deep serious affection. Being friends, being brothers, love that is what opens the prison by supreme power, by some magic force.

~ Vincent Van Gogh

[growler2058]

One can not always tell what it is that keeps us shut in, confines us, seems to bury us, but still one feels certain barriers, certain gates, certain walls.
Is all this imagination, fantasy? I do not think so. And then one asks: My God is it for long, is it forever, is it for eternity?
Do you know what frees one from this captivity?
It is very deep serious affection. Being friends, being brothers, love that is what opens the prison by supreme power, by some magic force.

~ Vincent Van Gogh

I dont know what to say Snicko............................................ .Fark thats deep

[Bob]

There are big ships and small ships. But the best ship of all is friendship ~ Author Unknown

There is nothing about a caterpillar that lets you know it will turn into a butterfly ~ Author Unknown

If you reveal your secrets to the wind you should not blame the wind for revealing them to the trees ~ Kahlil Gibran

[belzi82]

"Wandering re-establishes the original harmony that once existed between humankind and the universe" Anatole France

[belzi82]

"There is no delight in owning anything unshared:
~ SENECA

[growler2058]

There are big ships and small ships. But the best ship of all is friendship ~ Author Unknown

There is nothing about a caterpillar that lets you know it will turn into a butterfly ~ Author Unknown

If you reveal your secrets to the wind you should not blame the wind for revealing them to the trees ~ Kahlil Gibran

Sheesh BoB Snickos gotta catch up after that lot of dribble hahahahahhha

[Bob]

Sheesh BoB Snickos gotta catch up after that lot of dribble hahahahahhha

Yeah it makes you sick doesnt it RAFLMAO

[belzi82]

ALL ABOUT LOVE!!!!

"Everyone wants love. It's a universal medium of exchange. Is there anything more satisfying than being fully present in the moment, with the people we most care about? Make friends with yourself and spread the love. And bear in mind that time can be love's friend or foe, so keep your relationships current. Loving relationships are the music of life. We'd be fools not to learn the tunes."

"I fill my life with the people I love - and those I may love one day. Harmonious relationships are the sweet notes in my existence."

"Loving words reach the heart faster when they are delivered live, not by text message or email."

[growler2058]

ALL ABOUT LOVE!!!!

"Everyone wants love. It's a universal medium of exchange. Is there anything more satisfying than being fully present in the moment, with the people we most care about? Make friends with yourself and spread the love. And bear in mind that time can be love's friend or foe, so keep your relationships current. Loving relationships are the music of life. We'd be fools not to learn the tunes."

"I fill my life with the people I love - and those I may love one day. Harmonious relationships are the sweet notes in my existence."

"Loving words reach the heart faster when they are delivered live, not by text message or email."

Wellllll Look out snicko n bOb looks like theres a new contender for NICE quotes that make people wanna spew!! Gunna need a BIG bucket

[Bob]

“Don’t limit a child to your own learning,
for he was born in another time.”

~ Rabindranath Tagore
(1861-1941)

[Bob]

Real peace of mind is the companion of the silence of the mind. -Remez Sasson

Learn to calm down the winds of your mind, and you will enjoy great inner peace. -Remez Sasson

Freedom from desire leads to inner peace. -Lao Tse

A smile is the beginning of peace. -Mother Teresa

Peace is not merely a distant goal that we seek but a means by which we arrive at that goal. -Martin Luther King Jr.

Set peace of mind as your highest goal, and organize your life around it. -Brian Tracy

It isn’t enough to talk about peace, one must believe it. And it isn’t enough to to believe in it, one must work for it. -Eleanor Roosevelt

Peace of mind is attained not by ignoring problems, but by solving them. -Raymond Hull

[snicko]

We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.

~ Winston Churchill