Thought for the day

[growler2058]

I feel like giving you a piece of me mind Bob hahahahahahahhaha but i have none to spare

[Bob]

“Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself,
but talent instantly recognizes genius.”

~ Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
(1859-1930)

[snicko]

Life is like an onion: you peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep..

~ Carl Sandburg

[Bob]

"I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it." - City of Angels


(Ok Snicko Beat that RAFLMAO)

[fixer982]

“But soft; what light through yonder window breaks? It is my lady! O, it is my love. O that she knew she were.”

—Romeo (Shakespeare)

[Bob]

"Do you ever put your arms out and just spin and spin and spin? Well that's what love is like. Everything inside of you tells you to stop before you fall, but you just keep on going." - Practical Magic

[snicko]

"I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it." - City of Angels


(Ok Snicko Beat that RAFLMAO)

Ohhhhhhhh...........Thats good..........really good.................!!! (wish it was mine!! hahahahaha)

[snicko]

I have been astonished that men could die martyrs for their religion -
I have shudder'd at it.
I shudder no more.
I could be martyr'd for my religion
Love is my religion
And I could die for that.
I could die for you.

~ by John Keats ~


(Bob ?)

[Bob]

I have been astonished that men could die martyrs for their religion -
I have shudder'd at it.
I shudder no more.
I could be martyr'd for my religion
Love is my religion
And I could die for that.
I could die for you.

~ by John Keats ~


(Bob ?)

Bloody Hell I give up LMAO

[snicko]

Bloody Hell I give up LMAO

No you don't !!! hahahahahahaha

[Bob]

"Growing up sucks. Not all kisses are magic, and most boys do not live up to your expectations. But there are those times, when everything, I mean love, romance, relationships, it all falls together perfectly. And it's incredible. It's those moments, no matter how depressingly few and far between, that make growing up worth it." - Dawson's Creek


No I dont but Growlers is going to be sick LOL

[fixer982]

"Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness." - Oliver Wendell Holmes

[snicko]

"Growing up sucks. Not all kisses are magic, and most boys do not live up to your expectations. But there are those times, when everything, I mean love, romance, relationships, it all falls together perfectly. And it's incredible. It's those moments, no matter how depressingly few and far between, that make growing up worth it." - Dawson's Creek


No I dont but Growlers is going to be sick LOL


Yeah your right...............I need the bucket!! hahahhaha

[snicko]

I love you - those three words have my life in them.

~ Alexandrea to Nicholas III

[fixer982]

I love you - those three words have my life in them.

~ Alexandrea to Nicholas IIINow I am reaching for the waste paper bin under my desk. This is getting REALLY sloppy...........................LMAO

[katwoman]

Time to un-subscribe from 'thought of the day'. WTF?

[growler2058]

Ive been flat out all day an needed a bit of a break.......sooooooooooo i drop in here and F@#k me now i wanna cry you people are quoting things sooo effen nice its effen disguisting ahahahahahahahahaha... Im gunna go try drown myself in the toilet bowl!!!!!!

[Bob]

Ive been flat out all day an needed a bit of a break.......sooooooooooo i drop in here and F@#k me now i wanna cry you people are quoting things sooo effen nice its effen disguisting ahahahahahahahahaha... Im gunna go try drown myself in the toilet bowl!!!!!!

I have been waiting for you to come on Mate. Bloody disgusting isnt it ??

RAFLMAO

[snicko]

Ive been flat out all day an needed a bit of a break.......sooooooooooo i drop in here and F@#k me now i wanna cry you people are quoting things sooo effen nice its effen disguisting ahahahahahahahahaha... Im gunna go try drown myself in the toilet bowl!!!!!!

Been waiting for you too!! Big bucket eh???? hahahahahahahaha

[growler2058]

You two and fixer to a slightly lesser extent are SICKOS not snicko but SICKOS hahahahahahaha

[Bob]

You two and fixer to a slightly lesser extent are SICKOS not snicko but SICKOS hahahahahahaha

isnt totally sick Good

[snicko]

isnt totally sick Good

Yes Bob it is!! hahahahaha

[katwoman]

' totally SIC' is good. SicK is just sick !!!

[Bob]

' totally SIC' is good. SicK is just sick !!!

you are just not sensitive enough to understand RAFLMAO

[growler2058]

Nah it's FULLY SICK as in fully sick bro, you lot are plain F!@#$%G sick hahahahahahahahahahaha

[Bob]

Nah it's FULLY SICK as in fully sick bro, you lot are plain F!@#$%G sick hahahahahahahahahahaha

Snicko started this so blame her LOL LOL

[growler2058]

I know but you encouraged her Bob hahahahahahhaha!! I feel almost violated after reading them today hahahahahahaha

[Clunk]

Stop all this sloppy sh#te and get back to work you slackers........ Clunk71




Crappa Tappa Time

[Bob]

Stop all this sloppy sh#te and get back to work you slackers........ Clunk71




Crappa Tappa Time

Snicko and I are trying to raise the tone of this Forum and all we get is abuse from you Bogans.

LMFAO

[katwoman]

If being a bogan means keeping down my lunch, I'm with Chunky and Growlers. Sorry for the hijack ! Have you seen me flannie ??

[Clunk]

Snicko and I are trying to raise the tone of this Forum and all we get is abuse from you Bogans.

LMFAO

You can't kid a kidda............ Clunk71. Hahahaha

Crappa Tappa Time

[Bob]

Now back to Normal

“A man travels the world over
in search of what he needs,
and returns home to find it.”

~ George Moore

and I think that I have posted this one before

[growler2058]

If being a bogan means keeping down my lunch, I'm with Chunky and Growlers. Sorry for the hijack ! Have you seen me flannie ??

Yup its over there with the black beanies and duffle coats hahahahaha

[Bob]

“Books are the quietest and most constant of friends;
they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors,
and the most patient of teachers.”

~ Charles W. Eliot
(1834-1926)

[growler2058]

Now that's a sensible thought Bob hahahahahaha

[snicko]

We shall never know all the good that a simple smile can do.

~ Mother Teresa

[growler2058]

Much better Sicko I mean Snicko not quite as grossly intense as yesterday hahahahahhahahaha

[molongmick]

Never play leap frog with a unicorn.

[YNOT]

If love is blind why is lingerie so popular?

Tony

[growler2058]

Yay some sensible thoughts for the day hahahahyahaha

[snicko]

At twenty we worry about what others think of us
At forty we don't care what others think of us
At sixty we discover they haven't been thinking about us at all !!

[Bob]

“Injustice anywhere
is a threat to justice everywhere.

~ Martin Luther King Jr.
(1929-1968)

[Bob]

“The trick is growing up
without growing old.”

~ Casey Stengel
(1890-1975)

[nowoolies]

a friend is
some who reaches out for your hand
but touches your heart

[Bigrig]

a friend is
some who reaches out for your hand
but touches your heart

They must have bad aim!!

Ohhhh ... I see what you mean!!!! lmfao

[growler2058]

a friend is
some who reaches out for your hand
but touches your heart

DAH strewth dont you start mate hahahahahahahahhaaha sicko n Bob dont need any encouragement hahahahahahaha

[snicko]

If it ain't broke, fix it till it is!!

[Bob]

“Do not be idolatrous about or bound
to any doctrine, theory, or ideology…
All systems of thought are guiding means;
they are not absolute truth.”

~ Thich Nhat Hanh
(1926-)

[growler2058]

Far out Bob I need to get the dictionary out for that 1

[Bob]

Far out Bob I need to get the dictionary out for that 1

Yeah I think I know what it means but am not that sure LMAO

[snicko]

Needing a man is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again!

[katwoman]

Needing a man is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again!


Best one, so far !!!!!

[Bob]

“Always be a first-rate version of yourself,
instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.”

~ Judy Garland
(1922-1969)

[snicko]

In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.

[nowoolies]

In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.

strewth Snicko hahahahahahaha

[molongmick]

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

[Bob]

“The art of living
lies less in eliminating our troubles
than in growing with them.”

~ Bernard M. Baruch
(1870-1965)

[growler2058]

Deeeeeeeep man

[molongmick]

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." :1087:
- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.

[Bigrig]

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." :1087:
- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.

Hahaha ... her next statement, "they so did not employ me for my looks ... "

[snicko]

Practice safe eating - always use condiments!

[Bob]

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

[molongmick]

I feel like a car.. almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter.....either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!

[Bob]

I feel like a car.. almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter.....either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!

Ha Ha I can relate to that Priceless

[Bob]

“The best way to appreciate your job
is to imagine yourself without one.”

~ Oscar Wilde
(1854-1900)

[nowoolies]

Being deeply loved by someone give`s you strength
While loving someone deeply give`s you courage ........Lao Tzu

[snicko]

I can please only one person per day............ Today is not your day.............. Tomorrow isn't looking good either!

[nowoolies]

I can please only one person per day............ Today is not your day.............. Tomorrow isn't looking good either!

how`s about saturday hahahahahahahaha

[snicko]

how`s about saturday hahahahahahahaha

Pencil you in...............hahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahah ahahahahaha

[nowoolies]

Pencil you in...............hahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahah ahahahahaha

cool hahahahahahahahahahaahahahah

[Bob]

“If you were going to die soon
and had only one phone call you could make,
who would you call and what would you say?
And why are you waiting?”

~Stephen Levine~

[growler2058]

Being deeply loved by someone give`s you strength
While loving someone deeply give`s you courage ........Lao Tzu

Oh good one another soppy thought hahahahahahhha

[Bob]

“No man, with a man’s heart in him
gets far on his way without some bitter,
soul-searching disappointment.
Happy is he who is brave enough
to push on to another stage of the journey.”

~ John Mason Brown
(1900-1969)

[snicko]

When everything’s coming your way............ you're in the wrong lane!

[Bob]

“It’s hard to detect good luck
it looks so much like something you’ve earned.”

~ Frank H. Clark
(1888-1962)

[nowoolies]

“It’s hard to detect good luck
it looks so much like something you’ve earned.”

~ Frank H. Clark
(1888-1962)

how true so so true

[snicko]

Eagles may soar.......... but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines!

[Bob]

“Don’t take yourself so seriously.
No one else does.”

~ Author Unknown

[snicko]

You can't have everything...................... Where would you put it?

[Maxhead]

You can't have everything...................... Where would you put it?

Haha, nice one. Can you tell my wife this!....lol

[Bob]

“Life is too short
to waste time hating anyone.”

~ Author Unknown

[snicko]

If space & time are the same as Einstein said..................can you be five miles late?

[nowoolies]

READ THIS SLOWLY....IT'S VERY PROFOUND.


Too many people put off something that brings them joy just because they haven't thought about it, don't have it on their schedule, didn't know it was coming or are too rigid to depart from their routine.



I got to thinking one day about all those people on the Titanic who passed up dessert at dinner that fateful night in an effort to cut back. >From then on, I've tried to be a little more flexible.


How many women out there will eat at home because their husband didn't suggest going out to dinner until after something had been thawed? Does the word 'refrigeration' mean nothing to you?


How often have your kids dropped in to talk and sat in silence while you watched 'Jeopardy' on television?



I cannot count the times I called my sister and said , 'How about going to lunch in a half hour?' She would gas up and stammer, 'I can't. I have clothes on the line. My hair is dirty. I wish I had known yesterday, I had a late breakfast, It looks like rain' And my personal favorite: 'It's Monday.' She died a few years ago. We never did have lunch together.


Because we cram so much into our lives, we tend to schedule our headaches…We live on a sparse diet of promises we make to ourselves when all the conditions are perfect!


We'll go back and visit the grandparents when we get Steve toilet-trained. We'll entertain when we replace the living-room carpet. We'll go on a second honeymoon when we get two more kids out of college.



Life has a way of accelerating as we get older. The days get shorter, and the list of promises to ourselves gets longer. One morning, we awaken, and all we have to show for our lives is a litany of 'I'm going to,' 'I plan on,' and 'Someday, when things are settled down a bit.'



When anyone calls my 'seize the moment' friend, she is open to adventure and available for trips. She keeps an open mind on new ideas. Her enthusiasm for life is contagious. You talk with her for five minutes, and you're ready to trade your bad feet for a pair of Rollerblades and skip an elevator for a bungee cord.



My lips have not touched ice cream in 10 years. I love ice cream. It's just that I might as well apply it directly to my stomach with a spatula and eliminate the digestive process. The other day, I stopped the car and bought a triple-decker. If my car had hit an iceberg on the way home, I would have died happy.


Now...go on and have a nice day. Do something you WANT to...not something on your SHOULD DO list. If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting?



Make sure you read this to the end; you will understand why I sent this to you.

Have you ever watched kids playing on a merry go round or listened to the rain lapping on the ground? Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight or gazed at the sun into the fading night? Do you run through each day on the fly? When you ask 'How are you?' Do you hear the reply?


When the day is done, do you lie in your bed with the next hundred chores running through your head? Ever told your child, 'We'll do it tomorrow.' And in your haste, not see his sorrow? Ever lost touch? Let a good friendship die? Just call to say 'Hi'?


When you worry and hurry through your day, it is like an unopened gift...Thrown away....Life is not a race. Take it slower. Hear the music before the song is over.


Show your friends how much you care. Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND including me if you consider me a friend. If it comes back to you, then you'll know you have a circle of friends.


To those I have sent this to...I cherish our friendship and appreciate all you do. We have some history together.


'Life may not be the party we hoped for...but while we are here we might as well dance!'


















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[growler2058]

Right well i'm off to the adult shop hahahahhahahahaha And i thought Snickos einstein quote was hard to think about

Cheers Woolies

[snicko]

So Growlers.............what are you doing in the Adult Shop??? ...........hahahahahahahahaha

[growler2058]

Dunno i'll find out when i get there but after readin woolies thought i'm inta anything hahahahahahahahahahhaahhaahhaahhaahahaha

[snicko]

Dunno i'll find out when i get there but after readin woolies thought i'm inta anything hahahahahahahahahahhaahhaahhaahhaahahaha

Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahh ahahahaha

[growler2058]

Oy i rekon your laughin a bit TOO hard hhahahahahahahaa

[snicko]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha............... ...no coment!!...................hahahahahahahhahahahhah ahahahahaha ...breath....

[Bob]

You two get this thread back on Target or I will report you to the Administrator

I am only Joking you Hijackers


RAFLMAO

[snicko]

I would make a comment but that would be hijacking...................hahahahahahahhahahahah a

Here you go Bob.....

A day without sunshine is like......... night !..................hahahahahhaha

[growler2058]

Frailty thy name is woman

Edit: DOH no bites :-)

[Bob]

“Before you speak, listen.
Before you write, think.
Before you spend, earn.
Before you invest, investigate.
Before you criticize, wait.
Before you pray, forgive.
Before you quit, try.
Before you retire, save.
Before you die, give.”

~ William Arthur Ward
(1921-1994)

[nowoolies]

Right well i'm off to the adult shop hahahahhahahahaha And i thought Snickos einstein quote was hard to think about

Cheers Woolies

so wadjget mate ...do tell hahahahahahahaah

this is gunna be one heck of a thought for the day !!!!!!

[snicko]

I couldn't repair your brakes.........so I made your horn louder!

[nowoolies]

I couldn't repair your brakes.........so I made your horn louder!

that`ll sort things out hahahahahaha

[Bob]

“Before you criticize someone,
you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them,
you are a mile away from them,
and you have their shoes.”

~ Jack Handey
(1949-)

[growler2058]

so wadjget mate ...do tell hahahahahahahaah

this is gunna be one heck of a thought for the day !!!!!!

HAHAHAha I havent finished yet might buy the whole store ahahhahhahahahahahha

[Evolution]

"Don't rush, unless you've got time to do it twice"

Just something I say to my apprentices.

[Bob]

“A human being has a natural desire
to have more of a good thing than he needs.”

~ Mark Twain

[snicko]

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let him sleep!

[growler2058]

That can just as easily go for the tender gender too Snicko hahahahhahaha

[snicko]

That can just as easily go for the tender gender too Snicko hahahahhahaha

Not in our house!! hahahahhahaha

[Bob]

“You will never change your life
until you change something you do daily.
The secret of your success
is found in your daily routine.”

~ John C. Maxwell
(1947-)

[katwoman]

Happiness is like a kiss....
it feels best when given to someone else..

[growler2058]

Bucket!!!!!!

[katwoman]

Bucket!!!!!!

My work here is done !!! pml

[katwoman]

Happiness is like a kiss....
it feels best when given to someone else..


When you realize you've made a mistake, make amends immediately.
It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm....

[growler2058]

Hahahahaha

[snicko]

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink????

[nowoolies]

looks like the forum is playing up again
all this dribble hahahahahahahaha

[DX grunt]

looks like the forum is playing up again
all this dribble hahahahahahahaha

Moderator, moderator - wherefore art though moderator?


On another note..... Thank you to the many contributors of this thread. Most of which has inspired me to keep on track in my daily walk.

Rossco

[nowoolies]

Moderator, moderator - wherefore art though moderator?


On another note..... Thank you to the many contributors of this thread. Most of which has inspired me to keep on track in my daily walk.

Rossco
not a very straight line to follow mate hahahahahahaha

[snicko]

The most eloquent silence; that of two mouths meeting in a kiss.

~ by Unknown ~

[nowoolies]

The most eloquent silence; that of two mouths meeting in a kiss.

~ by Unknown ~

not you as well lol....bucket thats twice this morning hahahahahaha

[katwoman]

Is not a kiss the very autograph of love ?
~Henry Finck~

[nowoolies]

Is not a kiss the very autograph of love ?
~Henry Finck~

im going back to bed doctor i need a doctor hahahahaha

[growler2058]

Is not a kiss the very autograph of love ?
~Henry Finck~

Oh yeah it's all fun fun fun till someone gets hurt hahaha

[katwoman]

Oh yeah it's all fun fun fun till someone gets hurt hahaha

Keep your words soft and tender,
because tomorrow you may have to eat them....
( now, stop hijacking !!)

[nowoolies]

Keep your words soft and tender,
because tomorrow you may have to eat them....
( now, stop hijacking !!)

thats the kettle callin the pot black hahahahah

[growler2058]

Keep your words soft and tender,
because tomorrow you may have to eat them....
( now, stop hijacking !!)

Arrrggghhhh im gunna go poke my eyes out with a fork hahahhahaha

[patch697]

Arrrggghhhh im gunna go poke my eyes out with a fork hahahhahaha

Who's that one by growlers???...............hahahahahahahahahahah

[growler2058]

Who's that one by growlers???...............hahahahahahahahahahah

By Alla Le Growl

[katwoman]

Nothing is sad on a beautiful morning save to look down and to realize

you just had the last sip of coffee and the mug sits indifferently empty



~Terri Guillemets

[Maxhead]

“You will never change your life
until you change something you do daily.
The secret of your success
is found in your daily routine.”

~ BOB
(2011-)

I wonder if Bob's last "Thought for the day" had a message in it...LOL

[snicko]

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it!!

[katwoman]

Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach
flunked Geography...
~Robert Byrne

[luxo barge]

"A win, without a challange, is a win without victory "

[snicko]

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something!

[nowoolies]

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something!

got that right hahahahahahah

[katwoman]

Let your tears come,
let them water your soul
~Eileen Mayhew

[snicko]

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

[snicko]

Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool!!!

[snicko]

If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

[patch697]

If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?


Purple so im told........................hahahahahahah

[katwoman]

Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.

[patch697]

Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.

Now thats wisdom in its truest form........... 10 points

[snicko]

I Want It All and I Want It Delivered!!

[Bob]

“The more you recognize and express gratitude
for the things you have,
the more things you will have
to express gratitude for.”

~ Zig Ziglar
(1926-)

[katwoman]

If god wanted us to bend over,
He would of put diamonds on the floor.
- Joan Rivers

[molongmick]

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

[molongmick]

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

[TuffTD42]

Women who put husband in dog house, soon find him in cat house.

[katwoman]

The future is no more uncertain than the present.
~ Walt Whitman

[snicko]

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

[molongmick]

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

[katwoman]

It is the greatest shot of adrenalin, to be doing what you've wanted to do so badly.
~ Charles Lindbergh.

[Maxhead]

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

:toot::toot::toot: WE HAVE A WINNER!!!:toot::toot::toot:

:clapping::clapping::clapping:That's the quote of the month:clapping::clapping::clapping:

[nowoolies]

:toot::toot::toot: WE HAVE A WINNER!!!:toot::toot::toot:

:clapping::clapping::clapping:That's the quote of the month:clapping::clapping::clapping:

ill second that hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[snicko]

Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition!!!!

[nowoolies]

Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition!!!!

well said .....very well said

[nowoolies]

Follow me ..............ill be right behind you

[katwoman]

Any idiot can face a crisis.
It's day to day living that wears you out.
~ Anton Chekov

[snicko]

If you wear your heart on your sleeve, where do you display other bodily parts???

[patch697]

If you wear your heart on your sleeve, where do you display other bodily parts???

In my case, in a dress...........................hahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha

[snicko]

Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.....

[snicko]

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you are on!!

[katwoman]

Listening to some one describe a car accident he caused, is like listening to a fish story in reverse.

[belzi82]

A pigeon flies into the metro train.
Guy: should i shoo it away before the doors close ... Oh too late now he is going to the city.
Girl: maybe thats where he wants to go ....

Never assume to know where a person (or bird) wants to go!

[Bob]

“When we lose the right to be different,
we lose the privilege to be free.”
~ Charles Evans Hughes
(1862-1948)

“Talk happiness.
The world is sad enough without your woe.”
~ Orison Swett Marden
(1850-1924)

“Let us be grateful
to people who make us happy;
they are the charming gardeners
who make our souls blossom.”
~ Marcel Proust
(1871-1922)

[snicko]

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

[growler2058]

Strewth BoB thanks that's my day full of thoughts

[katwoman]

Strewth BoB thanks that's my day full of thoughts

No comment !! Haha

[katwoman]

One camel does not make fun of another camel's hump.

[katwoman]

The fire is the main comfort of camp, whether in summer or winter
and is as ample at one season as it is at another.
It is a well for cheerfulness, as for warmth and dryness.

[molongmick]

“Some men have thousands of reasons why they cannot do what they want to, when all they need is one reason why they can.”

~ Willis Whitney
(1868-1958)

[snicko]

Family and friends are God's greatest gift given.
Together we love, laugh, cry, argue, forgive and inspire.
Knowing that what ever we go through in life,
our ups and downs they are there with us...

~ Bonnie Panetta

[Sir Roofy]

family and friends are god's greatest gift given.
Together we love, laugh, cry, argue, forgive and inspire.
Knowing that what ever we go through in life,
our ups and downs they are there with us...

~ bonnie panetta

agree with that

[belzi82]

People who work together will win, whether it be against complex football defenses, or the problems of modern society.

Vince Lombardi

[growler2058]

No comment !! Haha


OYYYYYYYY are you picking on me? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[katwoman]

OYYYYYYYY are you picking on me? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Who me ??? Never.. Stop hijacking !!

[growler2058]

Who me ??? Never.. Stop hijacking !!

OOOOPPPPSSSSS Sorry.......So to make up for it

"If your nose runs and your feet smell you could be made upside down"

[growler2058]

OR.........

A successful diet is based on eating more and more of less and less

[growler2058]

Watch your thoughts; they become words.

Watch your words; they become actions.

Watch your actions; they become habits.

Watch your habits; they become character.

Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.- - Frank Outlaw

ON A ROLL NOW

[katwoman]

settle, boy !

[growler2058]

Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it.

- Unknown

Hang on thats not what I meant hahhahhahahahhahaha

[growler2058]

settle, boy !

Just one more okayyyyy

Just remember... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

- Trevor Myers


PS LOOK WHAT YOUVE MADE ME DO BoB

[growler2058]

SORRRRRYYYYY BUT THIS IS PURELY DISGUISTING THAT I COULDNT RESIST

I wont say "I'll never make u cry"
But I'll make u smile before your tears get dry,

I wont say "I'll never tell u a lie"
But If I do, I do it for a reason,
some day I'll tell u why ??

I don't say "We'll never have a
fight" But I'll say I'm really sorry when I'll
realise u were right.

I don't say "Life together will be
easy & bright"
But when things get tough, I'll
hold u tight !!

- nipinthebud

[katwoman]

Awwww, shucks, growlers. You've been converted !!

If you are feeling pretty good about yourself :
Get a passport photo done.

[snicko]

Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

[growler2058]

Never tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon

- Unknown

[growler2058]

There are three types of people in this world: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened.


- Mary Kay Ash

[snicko]

On Holidays..........WOO HOO !!

~ Snicko

[katwoman]

A holiday is having nothing to do,
And having all day to do it in.

[growler2058]

ITS PAYBACK TIME

We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.


- Sam Keen, from To Love and Be Loved

[katwoman]

Take 2 panadol and call me in the morning !!

[belzi82]

We may not be perfect, but parts of us are freakin' awesome!

[katwoman]

Never let the hand you hold, hold you down.

[Bob]

Geelong Football Club's thought for the week

“The question isn’t who is going to let us;
it’s who is going to stop us.”

[growler2058]

In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away

- shing xiong

[belzi82]

If the population of the earth was reduced to that of a small town with
100 people, it would look something like this:
57 Asians
21 Europeans
14 Americans (northern and southern)
8 Africans
52 Women and 48 Men
70 Coloured-skins and 30 Caucasians
89 Heterosexuals and 11 Homosexuals
6 people would own 59% of the whole world wealth and all of them will
be from the United States of America
80 would have bad living conditions, 70 would be uneducated and 50
underfed
1 would die and 2 would be born
1 would have a computer and 1 (only one) will have a higher education
When you look at the world from this point of view, you can see there is
a real need for solidarity, understanding, patience and education. Also
think about the following. This morning, if you woke up healthy, then
you are happier than the 1 million people that will not survive next week.
If you never suffered a war, the loneliness of the jail cell, the agony of
torture, or hunger, you are happier than 500 million people in the world.
If you can enter into a church (mosque) without fear of jail or death, you
are happier than 3 million people in the world. If there is food in your
fridge, you have shoes and clothes, you have a bed and a roof, you are
richer than 75% of the people in the world.
If you have a bank account, money in your wallet and some coins in the
money box, you belong to the 8% of the people in the world, who are
well-to-do.
If you read this you are three times blessed because:
• Somebody just thought of you.
• You don’t belong to the 200 million people that cannot read.
• And…you have a computer!

[macca86]

Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward.
Whoever cannot take care of themselves without that law is both.
For a wounded man shall say to his assailant,
'If I live, I will kill you. If I die, You are forgiven.'
Such is the rule of honour.

[patch697]

Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward.
Whoever cannot take care of themselves without that law is both.
For a wounded man shall say to his assailant,
'If I live, I will kill you. If I die, You are forgiven.'
Such is the rule of honour.


This ones already been posted but I like it all the same.

[fixer982]

Geelong Football Club's thought for the week

“The question isn’t who is going to let us;
it’s who is going to stop us.”Didn't you say that about Carlton, Bob?

[macca86]

This ones already been posted but I like it all the same.

Sorry about that!

[katwoman]

Jumping at several small opportunities may get us there more quickly
than waiting for one big one to come along.
~Hugh Allen

[katwoman]

A pessimist is one who makes difficulties out of his opportunities
and an optimist is one who makes opportunities out of his difficulties.
~Harry Truman

[taslucas]

Good Weather is a state of mind:)

[NissanGQ4.2]

Do not rebuild your own gearbox, pay some one else 2 do it.
~toddrhind

[taslucas]

Do not rebuild your own gearbox, pay some one else 2 do it.
~toddrhind

Ha ha Youre a wise man!

[katwoman]

Those who dwell among the beauties and mysteries of the earth,
are never alone or weary of life.
~Rachel Carson

[nowoolies]

>"FIVE LESSONS ABOUT THE WAY TO TREAT PEOPLE"
>-- Author Unknown
>
>
>1. First Important Lesson - Know The Cleaning Lady.
>
>During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I
was
>a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions, until I
>read the last one: "What is the first
name
>of the woman who cleans the school?"
>
>Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman
several
>times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s,but how would I know
her
>name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Just
before
>class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward
our
>quiz grade.
>
>"Absolutely," said the professor. "In your careers, you will meet many
>people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even
>if all you do is smile and say "hello."
>
>I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy.
>
>
>2. Second Important Lesson - Pickup In The Rain
>
>One night, at 11:30 p.m., an older African American woman was standing
on
>the side of an Alabama highway trying to endure a lashing rainstorm.
Her
>car had broken down and she desperately needed a ride. Soaking wet, she

>decided to flag down the next car.
>
>A young white man stopped to help her, generally unheard of in those
>conflict-filled 1960s. The man took her to safety, helped her get
>assistance and put her into a taxicab.
>
>She seemed to be in a big hurry, but wrote down his address and thanked

>him. Seven days went by and a knock came on the man's door. To his
>surprise, a giant console color TV was delivered to his home.
>
>A special note was attached. It read: "Thank you so much for assisting
me
>on the highway the other night. The rain drenched not only my clothes,
but
>also my spirits. Then you came along. Because of you, I was able to
make it
>to my dying husband's bedside just before he passed away. God bless you
for
>helping me and unselfishly serving others."
>Sincerely, Mrs. Nat King Cole.
>
>
>3. Third Important Lesson - Remember Those Who Serve.
>
>In the days when an ice cream sundae cost much less, a 10 year-old boy
>entered a hotel coffee shop and sat at a table.
>A waitress put a glass of water in front of him. "How much is an ice
cream
>sundae?" he asked. "50c," replied the
>waitress.
>
>The little boy pulled his hand out of his pocket and studied the coins
in
>it.
>
>"Well, how much is a plain dish of ice cream?" he inquired. By now
more
>people were waiting for a table and the waitress was growing impatient.

>"35c!" she brusquely replied. The little boy again counted his coins.
"I'll
>have the plain
>ice cream," he said. The waitress brought the ice cream, put the bill
on
>the table and walked away. The boy finished the ice cream, paid the
cashier
>and left.
>
>When the waitress came back, she began to cry as she wiped down the
table.
>There, placed neatly beside the empty dish, were two nickels and five
>pennies. You see, he couldn't have the sundae, because he had to have
>enough left to leave her a tip.
>
>
>4. Fourth Important Lesson - The Obstacles In Our Path.
>
>In ancient times, a King had a boulder placed on a roadway. Then he hid

>himself and watched to see if anyone would remove the huge rock. Some
of
>the king's wealthiest merchants and courtiers came by and simply walked

>around it. Many loudly blamed the King for not keeping the roads clear,
but
>none did anything about getting the stone out of the way.
>
>Then a peasant came along carrying a load of vegetables. Upon
approaching
>the boulder, the peasant laid down his burden and tried to move the
stone
>to the side of the road. After much pushing and straining, he finally
>succeeded. After the peasant picked up his load of vegetables, he
noticed a
>purse lying in the road where the boulder had been. The purse contained

>many gold coins and a note from the King indicating that the gold was
for
>the person who removed the boulder from the roadway.The peasant learned

>what many of us never understand - "Every obstacle presents an
opportunity
>to improve our condition."
>
>
>5. Fifth Important Lesson - Giving When It Counts.
>
>Many years ago, when I worked as a volunteer at a hospital, I got to
know a
>little girl named Liz who was suffering from a rare and serious
>disease. Her only chance of recovery appeared to be
a
>blood transfusion from her 5-year-old brother, who had miraculously
>survived the same disease and had developed the antibodies needed to
>combat the illness. The doctor explained the situation to her little
>brother, and asked the
little
>boy if he would be willing to give his blood to his sister. I saw him
>hesitate for only a moment before taking a deep
breath
>and saying, "Yes I'll do it if it will save her."
>As the transfusion progressed, he lay in bed next to his sister and
smiled,
>as we all did, seeing the color returning to her cheeks. Then his face
grew
>pale and his smile faded. He looked up at the doctor and asked with a
>trembling voice, "Will I start to die right away?".
>
>Being young, the little boy had misunderstood the doctor; he thought he
was
>going to have to give his sister all of his blood in order to save her.

[Bob]

“The present was an egg laid by the past
that had the future inside its shell.”

~ Zora Neale Hurston
(1891-1960)

[katwoman]

If you want children to keep their feet on the ground,
put some responsibility on their shoulders

~ Abigail Van Buren

[growler2058]

Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak … sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go- Unknown

[katwoman]

Some people walk in the rain,
others just get wet.
~ Roger Miller

[growler2058]

Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are.

- John Wooden

[katwoman]

I am all alone, no one to cheer or any,
oh solitude, where are the charms which ages have seen in thy fortitude.
~ Jim Barclay

[Bob]

“As a rule, men worry more
about what they can’t see
than about what they can.”

~ Julius Caesar
(100 BC-44 BC)

[MudRunnerTD]

Hello Bob, Glad to see you around mate

[katwoman]

Imagination and fiction make up more than three-quarters of our real life.

~ Simone Weil

[snicko]

How would you ever know if a word was mis-spelled in the dictionary?

[nowoolies]

Imagination and fiction make up more than three-quarters of our real life.

~ Simone Weil

aint that so true

[snicko]

There is only one happiness in Life, to Love and be Loved..

~ George Sand

[Nick74]

What ever you are looking for, it'll be the last place you look

[molongmick]

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Lana Turner

[growler2058]

There is only one happiness in Life, to Love and be Loved..

~ George Sand

Good onya snicko ya had to ruin it didnt ya hahahahhahahahahahha BUCKET PLEASE

[growler2058]

The longer the explanation, the bigger the lie.

- Chinese Proverb

[growler2058]

I've learned-
That you cannot make someone love you, all you can do is be someone who can be loved. The rest is up to them that no matter how much I care, some people just don't care back.
I've learned-
That it takes years to build up trust, and only seconds to destroy it. That it's not what you have in your life but who you have in your life that counts.
I've learned -
That you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you better know something. That you shouldn't compare yourself to the best others can do. That you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life.
I've learned-
That it's taking me a long time to become the person that I want to be. That you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them.
I've learned-
That you can keep going long after you can't. That we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel.
I've learned-
That either you control your attitude or it controls you. That regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is a first, the passion fades and there had better be something else to take its place.
I've learned-
That heroes are the people who do what has to be done when it needs to be done, regardless of the consequences. That money is a lousy way of keeping score.
I've learned-
That my best friend and I can do anything or nothing and have the best time. That sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you are down will be the ones to help you get back up.
I've learned-
That sometimes when I get angry I have the right to be angry, but it doesn't give me the right to be cruel. That true friendship continues to grow over the longest distance, and the same goes for true love.
I've learned-
That just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. That maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had and what you've learned from them and less to do with how many birthdays you've celebrated.
I've learned-
That you should never tell a child their dreams are unlikely or outlandish. Few things are more humiliating, and what tragedy it would be if they believed it. That no matter how good your friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while, and you must forgive them for that.
I've learned-
That it isn't always good enough to be forgiven by others. Sometimes you must learn to forgive yourself. That no matter how bad a heart is broken; the world doesn't stop for your grief.
I've learned-
That our background and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but we are responsible for whom we become. That just because two people argue, it doesn't mean that they don't love each other, and just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do.
I've learned-
That we don't have to change friends, if we understand that friends change. That two people can look at the exact same thing and see something totally different.
I've learned-
That your life can be changed in a matter of hours by people who don't even know you. That even when you think you have no more to give, when a friend cries out to you, you will find the strength to help.
I've learned-
That credentials on the wall do not make you a decent human being.
¢¾that the people you care about the most in life are taken from you too soon ¢¾
I've learned-
That it¡¯s hard to determine where to draw the line between being nice and not hurting someone¡¯s feelings or standing up for what you believe. That no matter what happens to me on earth or how much my faith falters, God's faith in me never dwindles or fails.
I've learned-
That life's lessons never end and wisdom can always be passed on.
- Susane Pieffer

[snicko]

Growlers talk about needing a bucket!!! hahahahhahahahahahha

But you have hit the nail on the head with that one!!

[snicko]

Why is it a penny for your thoughts, but you have to put your 2 cents in? Somebody's makin' a penny!!!

[snicko]

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried!!

[nowoolies]

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried!!

luv it hahahahahaah

[katwoman]

Dont judge each day from the harvest you reap,
but the seeds you plant.
~ Robert Louis Stevenson

[snicko]

Sometimes it is right to share our wisdom and lead those we love to correct answers.

Other times it is far wiser to stand quietly in the shadows, allowing someone dear to stumble upon his own answers.

[molongmick]

Sometimes it is right to share our wisdom and lead those we love to correct answers.

Other times it is far wiser to stand quietly in the shadows, allowing someone dear to stumble upon his own answers.

This is so true, just like to olds saying, 'You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink'.

[growler2058]

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You can't stare at it long, it's too risky. You get a sense of it then you look away.”

Jerry Seinfeld

[katwoman]

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night,
and the phone rings,
and you hope it isn't for you.
~Ogden Nash

[snicko]

“Life is partly what we make it,
and partly what it is made
by the friends we choose.”

~ Tennessee Williams

[growler2058]

“I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'”

[growler2058]

“For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.”


Judy Garland

[nowoolies]

“For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.”


Judy Garland

BUCKET .....BIG BIG BUCKET
hahahahahaha

[snicko]

BUCKET .....BIG BIG BUCKET
hahahahahaha


When you have finished with the bucket can I borrow it?? hahahahahaha

[growler2058]

When you have finished with the bucket can I borrow it?? hahahahahaha

"Paybacks are a b1tch"

Hahaha

[molongmick]

Back in the mid to late 1980's, an IBM-compatible computer wasn't considered a hundred percent compatible unless it could run Microsoft's Flight Simulator.

[molongmick]

The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C.

[snicko]

“Happiness and sadness run parallel to each other.
When one takes a rest,
the other one tends to take up the slack.”

~ Hazelmarie “Mattie” Elliott

[growler2058]

“I see TV ads about detergents that can get blood stains out of your cloths. I say if you have blood stains on your cloths you should be thinking about something other than laundry”


Jerry Seinfield

[snicko]

“You cannot do a kindness too soon...............for you never know how soon it will be too late.”

~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

[growler2058]

“Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night”


Dave Barry quotes

[snicko]

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

[growler2058]

Nice one for ppost 1000 Snicko

[growler2058]

“Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force That Pulls Dogs Toward The Groins Of Strangers.”
Dave Barry

[snicko]

Nice one for ppost 1000 Snicko

Been watching the post count and thought we didn't need a serious one for the 1000 post!!

[growler2058]

“The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.”
Dave Barry quote

[nowoolies]

Its always darkest before dawn
so if your going to steal your neighbors newspaper
thats the time to do it

[Warnie]

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

Your headlights will do nothing, as light contains no mass, therefore no momentum can be gained. It will always be dark for you. So slow down and enjoy the things you can see.

Thats my enlightened take on it.

[growler2058]

“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
Robin Williams quotes

[snicko]

Laughter is the best medicine and it’s available even if you don’t have health insurance!

~ Robert Swiatek

[snicko]

Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot!!