Thought for the day

[MEGOMONSTER]

It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it.

John Steinbeck

[Gecko17]

Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it's always your choice.

Wayne Dyer

[MEGOMONSTER]

There is no better than adversity. Every defeat, every heartbreak, every loss, contains its own seed, its own lesson on how to improve your performance the next time.

Malcolm X

[MEGOMONSTER]

A true friend freely, advises justly, assists readily, adventures boldly, takes all patiently, defends courageously, and continues a friend unchangeably.

William Penn

[growler2058]

Hangover, humidity, heat
That's what I'll be thinking today

[Gecko17]

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

Groucho Marx

[MEGOMONSTER]

Do the difficult things while they are easy and do the great things while they are small. A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.

Lao Tzu

[Gecko17]

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.

Mark Twain

[MEGOMONSTER]

Happiness does not come from doing easy work but from the afterglow of satisfaction that comes after the achievement of a difficult task that demanded our best.

Theodore Isaac Rubin

[MEGOMONSTER]

The easiest thing to be in the world is you. The most difficult thing to be is what other people want you to be. Don't let them put you in that position.

Leo Buscaglia

[Gecko17]

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

[MEGOMONSTER]

Have patience. All things are difficult before they become easy.

Saadi

[snicko]

It only takes a desire to make it happen...............!

Regardless if you have "parental" permission at any age!!! lol

~ Shaggs

[AB]

It only takes a desire to make it happen...............!

Regardless if you have "parental" permission at any age!!! lol

~ Shaggs

Shaggs...lol.....You should really change your username Snicko, that would be gold!!!

[Gecko17]

To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.

Mark Twain

[Gecko17]

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy.

Norman Vincent Peale

[Gecko17]

I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it.

Frank A. Clark

[snicko]

GIVE,
but don't allow yourself to be used.

LOVE,
but don't' allow yourself to be abused.

TRUST,
but don't be naive.

LISTEN TO OTHERS,
but don't loose your own voice.

~ unknown

[MEGOMONSTER]

"I like to listen.
I have learned a great deal
from listening carefully.
Most people never listen."
~ Ernest Hemingway

[Gecko17]

Knowledge will give you power, but character respect.

Bruce Lee

[snicko]

A photograph is a split second in time captured for eternity

~ Snicko

[MEGOMONSTER]

"You know, sometimes the world seems like a pretty mean place.'

'That's why BA is so soft and cuddly"

[taslucas]

"You know, sometimes the world seems like a pretty mean place.'

'That's why BA is so soft and cuddly"

I thought it was because of pies

[Gecko17]

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.

Francis Bacon

[snicko]

The things that come to those who wait maybe the things left by those who got there first.

[Avo]

The Squeaky Wheel doesn't always get the attention...Sometimes it gets replaced...

[Clunk]

Jeez you lot are soft


Clunk

[Clunk]

................
47504

[Clunk]

Language alert

47505

[jimspenz]

If a road had no obstacles it probaly wouldn't be worth going down anyway.

[MEGOMONSTER]

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

Mark Twain

[snicko]

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end,

someone would be stupid enough to try and overtake them.

[growler2058]

It is easier to be wise for others than for ourselves.

~Francois De La Rochefoucauld

[MEGOMONSTER]

............

[snicko]

Who tastes dog food when it has a 'new & improved' flavour?

[Gecko17]

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

[Gecko17]

Old Cowboy Saying...

There are 3 kinds of men. The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence.

[MEGOMONSTER]

A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.

Bruce Lee

[snicko]

If it's true that we are here to help others,

then what exactly are the others here for?

[snicko]

Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion,

for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.

~ Bertrand Russell

[Gecko17]

"Looking behind I am filled with gratitude Looking forward I am filled with vision Looking upwards I am filled with strength Looking within I discover peace." -Apache prayer

[MEGOMONSTER]

"It costs nothing to dream but are you willing to pay the price to make it reality?"

Robert Moore --- Massachusetts

[MEGOMONSTER]

"Be thankful for the sound of birds chirping in the morning, it means that you are alive."

Betty Oliver --- Barbados

[MEGOMONSTER]

The cure for boredom is curiosity.
There is no cure for curiosity.

- Dorothy Parker

[Bob]

“Diplomacy is the art of saying
‘Nice doggie’
until you can find a rock.”

~ Will Rogers

[growler2058]

Bout bloody time BoB posted in this thread again!

[Bob]

“Your net worth to the world is usually determined
by what remains after your bad habits
are subtracted from your good ones.”

~ Benjamin Franklin
(1706-1790)

[Gecko17]

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

Abraham Lincoln

[MEGOMONSTER]

"Often we allow ourselves to be upset by small things we should despise and forget.
We lose many irreplaceable hours brooding over grievances that, in a year's time, will be forgotten by us and by everybody."
~ André Maurois

[Gecko17]

Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.

Confucius

[MEGOMONSTER]

THE POWER TO ADJUST.
Often when we have to adjust to a person or a situation, we experience many negative thoughts. We find it difficult and tend to feel we are making this adjustment only for the other person's benefit. To adjust means to understand that nothing can be done to change a situation - it is more sensible to accept it. I adjust not because it will benefit others, but because I will benefit in the long run. This is like crossing a physical obstacle; I cannot remove it so I have to find a way around it if I am to progress.

[growler2058]

FRANÇOIS (VI) (DUC DE LA ROCHEFOUCAULD)
Absence diminishes mediocre passions and increases great ones, as the wind blows out candles and fans fire.

[growler2058]

MUHAMMAD ALI
If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize.

[MEGOMONSTER]

Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life. Don't be trapped by dogma - which is living with the results of other people's thinking. Don't let the noise of others' opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition.

Steve Jobs

[Bob]

“Duct tape is like the Force.
It has a light side and a dark side,
and it holds the universe together.”
~ Author Unknown

[Gecko17]

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

Robin Williams

[threedogs]

Carpe Diem
in memory of Robin Williams

[Bob]

“The biggest troublemaker
you’ll probably ever have to deal with,
watches you
from the mirror every mornin’.”
~ Author Unknown

[Gecko17]

"So avoid using the word very, because it's lazy. A man is not very tired. He is exhausted. Don't use very say, use morose.

Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women, -and in that endeavour, laziness will not do."

Robin Williams/ Dead Poets Society

[MEGOMONSTER]

"Guess what drives the world like nothing else does? It's passion. And it will ever remain a driving force behind all careers/professions and Nissan Patrol owners."

Emeasoba George
Edited by Mick Lol

[Bob]

“I am the author of my life.
Unfortunately I’m writing in pen
and I can’t erase my mistakes.”

~ Author Unknown

[MEGOMONSTER]

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

Walter Winchell

[Bob]

“Don’t follow in my footsteps.
I think I stepped in something.”

~ Author Unknown

[MEGOMONSTER]

We are all teachers, and we are all students too.

[Bob]

“The greatest way to live with honor in this world
is to be what we pretend to be.”

~ Socrates

[MEGOMONSTER]

A true friend freely, advises justly, assists readily, adventures boldly, takes all patiently, defends courageously, and continues a friend unchangeably.

William Penn

[Winnies-missus]

Completely hard. Could it be easier

[gaddy]

Completely hard. Could it be easier

Go winnie ........

[Winnie]

Go winnie ........

What can I say?

[growler2058]

What can I say?

Ummmmmm Viagra maybe

[MEGOMONSTER]

What can I say?
Penis pump, maybe

[Clunk]

Penis pump, maybe

More likely a td42 with a big turbo

[Bob]

“Don’t accept your dog’s admiration
as conclusive evidence
that you are wonderful.”

~ Ann Landers

[MEGOMONSTER]

Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you'll start having positive results.

Willie Nelson

[Bob]

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore looking like an idiot”

[growler2058]

JESSICA BRODY

Karma comes after everyone eventually. You can't get away with screwing people over your whole life, I don't care who you are. What goes around comes around. That's how it works. Sooner or later the universe will serve you the revenge that you deserve.

[Bob]

“If a black cat crosses your path,
it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.”

- Groucho Marx

[katwoman]

A woman rarely admits her age,
A man rarely acts it

[warner01]

if the meaning of life isnt in the fridge. why is there a light in it?
also does that mean that when you open the fridge that the lights are on but nobodys home?

[MEGOMONSTER]

There is nothing on this earth more to be prized than true friendship.

Thomas Aquinas

[growler2058]

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
Only in the darkness can you see the stars.

[PMC]

G'day folks,

Enjoy your life to the best you can, as long as the good lord allows you with your family and all of your friends!

PS, I know, I have lost 3.5 years of my live due to ill-health.

Kind regards,

Paul (PMC)

[Bob]

“Choose a job you love,
and you will never have to work a day in your life.”

~ Confucius

[MEGOMONSTER]

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Robin Williams

[growler2058]

MARY J. BLIGE
Negative words are powerful boomerangs so be careful what you say about people and yourself.

[Bob]

“Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar
into four pieces with your bare hands
and then eat just one of the pieces.”
~ Judith Viorst

[TPC]

“Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar
into four pieces with your bare hands
and then eat just one of the pieces.”
~ Judith Viorst
That is a strength I do not have.

[snicko]

That is a strength I do not have.

Neither do I....

[snicko]

Out of the mouths of babes come things that parents should never have said!!

~ Graffiti

[growler2058]

DAISAKU IKEDA
Life is painful. It has thorns, like the stem of a rose. Culture and art are the roses that bloom on the stem. The flower is yourself, your humanity. Art is the liberation of the humanity inside yourself.

[Bob]

DAISAKU IKEDA
Life is painful. It has thorns, like the stem of a rose. Culture and art are the roses that bloom on the stem. The flower is yourself, your humanity. Art is the liberation of the humanity inside yourself.

I always thought that you were a sensitive soul Growler LOL
Sick him Snicko with one of your mushy Quotes

[snicko]

I always thought that you were a sensitive soul Growler LOL
Sick him Snicko with one of your mushy Quotes

OK Bob I will go find one! lol

[growler2058]

OK Bob I will go find one! lol

Nah don't hahaha

[MEGOMONSTER]

The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'

[growler2058]

FRIEDRICH WILHELM NIETZSCHE


The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time.

[MEGOMONSTER]

They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

[Bob]

If a man is talking in the forest,
and there is no woman there to hear him,
is he still wrong?
~ Author Unknown

[growler2058]

RALPH WALDO EMERSON

To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.

[growler2058]

JOE GIRARD

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs ... one step at a time.

[MEGOMONSTER]

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices.
Take it or leave it.

Buddy Hackett

[Bob]

“Don’t let yesterday
use up too much of today.”

~ Native American Proverb

[growler2058]

MUHAMMAD ALI

It's hard to be humble when you are as great as I am.

[MEGOMONSTER]

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

Terry Pratchett

[Bob]

“People do not quit playing
because they grow old;
they grow old because
they quit playing.”

~ Oliver Wendell Holmes

[growler2058]

HOWARD RUFF

It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

[MEGOMONSTER]

I saw a woman wearing a T-shirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem?

Arnold Schwarzenegger

[Bob]

“In taking revenge,
a man is but even with his enemy;
but in passing it over,
he is superior.”
~ Francis Bacon

[growler2058]

GOLDIE HAWN
There are three words I like to repeat to myself: glass half full. Just to remind myself to be grateful for everything I have.

[Bob]

“I can do things you cannot,
you can do things I cannot;
together we can do great things.”
~ Mother Teresa

[MEGOMONSTER]

Life is hard. After all, it kills you.

Katharine Hepburn

[Bob]

“As for me, all I know is
that I know nothing.”

~ Socrates
(B.C. 469 – 399)

[MEGOMONSTER]

It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

[growler2058]

PAUL RODRIGUEZ

Life isn't like a box of chocolates.
It's like a jar of jalapeños:
You never know what's going to burn your ass.

[MEGOMONSTER]

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

Will Rogers

[Bob]

“Many of life’s failures are people
who did not realize how close they were to success
when they gave up.”

~ Thomas Edison

[growler2058]

JAMES STEPHENS

Let the past be content with itself,
for man needs forgetfulness as well as memory.

[MEGOMONSTER]

I have never been hurt by what I have not said.

Calvin Coolidge

[Bob]

Spring has Sprung
The Grass has Riz
and I wonder where the Flowers is
Bird on Wing
Now isnt that absurd
I always thought the Wings were on the Bird

[Gecko17]

Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life. Don't be trapped by dogma - which is living with the results of other people's thinking. Don't let the noise of others' opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition.

Steve Jobs

[katwoman]

By the time you are 75 years old,
you have slept for 23 of them
(scary, ay)

[growler2058]

By the time you are 75 years old, you have slept for 23 of them (scary, ay)
Not with a bloody 4 yr old otherwise I'd be abloody slap now!

[growler2058]

ROBERT FROST

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life -- It goes on.

[MEGOMONSTER]

There's one good thing about baldness, it's always neat.

Don Herold

[Bob]

“Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit;
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.”
~ Miles Kington

[growler2058]

T. H. WHITE

[Learning] is the only thing which the mind can never exhaust . . . never fear . . . and never dream of regretting.

[MEGOMONSTER]

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.

W. Somerset Maugham

[Bob]

“Do Something.
If it works, do more of it.
If it doesn’t,
do something else.”

~ Franklin D. Roosevelt

[growler2058]

JOHN WOODEN


Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.

[MEGOMONSTER]

One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they are astute.

William Feather

[Bob]

“Of all the paths you take in life,
make sure a few of them are dirt.”
~ John Muir






Or in the case of some of you guys substitute Mud for Dirt LOL

[growler2058]

SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE


Advice is like snow; the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind.

[MEGOMONSTER]

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.

Reba McEntire

[Bob]

“Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions
is like trying to satisfy hunger
by taping sandwiches all over your body.”

~ George Carlin
(1937-2008)

[NP99]

It's sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels.

[NP99]

.................

[MEGOMONSTER]

Dedication TOTD.

I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny.

Joan Rivers

[NP99]

You can tell the X-Factor is staged.

[MEGOMONSTER]

You can tell the X-Factor is staged.

Aher aher aher

[MEGOMONSTER]

When a father gives to his son, both laugh; when a son gives to his father, both cry.

William Shakespeare

[Bob]

“There is a great difference between worry and concern.
A worried person sees a problem,
and a concerned person solves a problem.”
~ Harold Stephens

[growler2058]

ANONYMOUS

To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.

[Bob]

“Pretty much all the honest truth-telling
there is in the world
is done by children.”

~ Oliver Wendell Holmes
(1809-1894)

[MEGOMONSTER]

I don't say things to be offensive; I say things because they're funny to me. It amuses me.

Marilyn Manson

[growler2058]

RONALD REAGAN

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

[MEGOMONSTER]

"What you do makes a difference,
and you have to decide what kind of difference
you want to make."

~ Jane Goodall

[Bob]

“No matter what he does,
every person on earth plays a central role
in the history of the world.
And normally he doesn’t know it.”
~ Paulo Coelho

[Scorpiovee]

I understand the Jeep thing.....that's why I drive a Patrol!


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[nissannewby]

Being challenged in life is inevitable, being defeated is optional.

[growler2058]

WALTER BESANT

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy.

[MEGOMONSTER]

Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad.
Norm Papernick

[nissannewby]

There is only one way to avoid criticism:
Say nothing, do nothing and be nothing.

[Bob]

“What is a weed?
A plant whose virtues
have not yet been discovered.”
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

[TPC]

There is only one way to avoid criticism:
Say nothing, do nothing and be nothing.
I disagree with that as you will receive criticism for being "good for nothing".

[growler2058]

MICHELLE WOLF


Someone should tell scientists they don't need to keep finding reasons for us to drink a glass of wine at night.

[Bob]

“Don’t you ever let a soul in the world
tell you that you can’t be exactly who you are.”
~ Lady Gaga

[growler2058]

FRANKLIN D. ROOSEVELT


When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.

[MEGOMONSTER]

A holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day and said, 'Lord, I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like.'

The Lord led the holy man to two doors. He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in. In the middle of the room was a large round table. In the middle of the table was a large pot of stew, which smelled delicious and made the holy man's mouth water.

The people sitting around the table were thin and sickly. They appeared to be famished. They were holding spoons with very long handles that were strapped to their arms and each found it possible to reach into the pot of stew and take a spoonful. But because the handle was longer than their arms, they could not get the spoons back into their mouths. The holy man shuddered at the sight of their misery and suffering.

The Lord said, 'You have seen Hell.'
They went to the next room and opened the door. It was exactly the same as the first one.

There was the large round table with the large pot of stew which made the holy man's mouth water. The people were equipped with the same long-handled spoons, but here the people were well nourished and plump, laughing and talking.

The holy man said, 'I don't understand.'

'It is simple,' said the Lord. 'It requires but one skill. You see they have learned to feed each other, while the greedy think only of themselves.'

[Bob]

“Animals(Dogs) are such agreeable friends.
they ask no questions;
they pass no criticisms.”
~ George Eliot

[Bob]

Worry often gives a small thing a big shadow.
~ Swedish Proverb

[Gecko17]

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[Bob]

“No man is free who is not a master of himself.”
~ Epictetus

[MEGOMONSTER]

Worry often gives a small thing a big shadow. ~ Swedish Proverb

Good one Bob, can be related to so many situations.

[Bob]

“It is well to give when asked
but it is better to give unasked,
through understanding.”

~ Khalil Gibran
(1883-1931)

[snicko]

We shall never know all the good that a simple smile can do.

~ Mother Teresa

[growler2058]

LEO NIKOLAYEVICH TOLSTOY


The strongest of all warriors are these two
--Time and Patience.

[Bob]

“Don’t ever take a fence down
until you know the reason
why it was put up.”
~ Author Unknown

[growler2058]

Oooh I like that one BoB!

[growler2058]

JOHN DRYDEN

Beware the fury of a patient man!

[MEGOMONSTER]

The SIGN must come like dawn.
You cannot see its arrival,
but know when it is there.

-Diane Wakoski

[Bob]

Success is a ladder you cannot climb
with your hands in your pockets.

[NP99]

" When opportunity knocks, please answer the door. Don't keep asking who is it."

[growler2058]

OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES, JR.


Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions.

[Bob]

“Our lives begin to end
the day we become silent
about things that matter.”

~ Martin Luther King, Jr
(1929-1968)

[snicko]

The great lesson is that the sacred is in the ordinary, that it is to be found in one's daily life,

in one's neighbours, friends and family, in one's backyard.

- Abraham Maslow

[growler2058]

SOCRATES

The way to gain a good reputation is to endeavor to be what you desire to appear.

[MEGOMONSTER]

Just keep swimming!

Dory in Finding Nemo

[Bob]

“People know you for what you’ve done,
not for what you plan to do.”
~ Author Unknown

[NP99]

“People know you for what you’ve done,
not for what you plan to do.”
~ Author Unknown

Hey, I'm an ideas man.....lol

[Bush Ranger]

Never think out loud, people take you seriously.

[growler2058]

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If your mental attitude is positive, even when threats abound, you won’t lose your inner peace.
On the other hand, if your mind is negative, marked by fear, suspicion and feelings of helplessness, even among your best friends, in a pleasant atmosphere and comfortable surroundings, you won’t be happy.

[Bob]

“The greater the obstacle,
the more glory in overcoming it.”
~ Moliere

[growler2058]

ANDY PUDDICOMBE

Most people assume that meditation is all about stopping thoughts, getting rid of emotions, somehow controlling the mind. But actually it's ... about stepping back, seeing the thought clearly, witnessing it coming and going.

[MEGOMONSTER]

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

- Harry S Truman.

[Bob]

“The naked truth is always better
than the best-dressed lie.”
~ Ann Landers

[growler2058]

RALPH WALDO EMERSON

~To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.

[Bob]

“A stumbling block to the pessimist
is a stepping-stone to the optimist.”
~ Eleanor Roosevelt

[NP99]

Seen this on a car sticker.....how true.

Kids that hunt and fish - Don't steal and deal.

[Bob]

“The difference between a successful person and others
is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge,
but rather a lack of will.”
~ Vince Lombardi

[growler2058]

THANDIE NEWTON

If we're all living in ourselves and mistaking it for life, then we're devaluing and desensitizing life.

[Bob]

“The price of anything
is the amount of life you exchange for it.”

~ Henry David Thoreau

[growler2058]

SYDNEY J. HARRIS

Nobody can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an old idea and thinks it is his own.

[NP99]

I am a tender, beautiful and loving guy that happens to slap a photographer now and then because they get in my way.

Liam Gallagher

[Bob]

It is not economical
to go to bed early to save the candles
if the result is twins.

~ Chinese Proverb

[growler2058]

ROBIN WILLIAMS

If you look at a platypus, you think that God might get stoned, "OK, let's take a beaver and put on a duck's bill. It's a mammal, but it lays eggs. Hey Darwin, kiss my ass!"

[katwoman]

If a man is talking in the forest
and there is no woman there to hear him,
is he still wrong ?

[growler2058]

And he could probably still hear her nagging

[katwoman]

And he could probably still hear her nagging


because he deserves to

[growler2058]

Apparently its the female mozzie that makes that bloody annoying buzz and sucks blood. Now why isn't that surprising

[MEGOMONSTER]

How cute........

[growler2058]

SATCHEL PAIGE

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

[katwoman]

Dont worry about the world coming to an end today,
It is already tomorrow in Australia
'Charles Shultz'

[Bob]

“It’s fine to celebrate success
but it is more important
to heed the lessons of failure.”
~ Bill Gates

(For those Sydney Swans)

[katwoman]

An expert is a man ( or woman) who tells you a simple thing in a confused way
in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault

~ William Castle

[growler2058]

SAM LEVENSON

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.

[Bob]

“Think for yourselves
and let others enjoy the privilege to do so, too.”

~ Voltaire
(1694-1778)

[Bush Ranger]

Don`t say things in jest, someone will believe you.

[katwoman]

Anybody who believes the way to a mans heart is through his stomach,
flunked geography.
~ Robert Byrne

[growler2058]

MARK BURNETT

There's nothing like biting off more than you can chew, and then chewing anyway.

[BigRAWesty]

“Think for yourselves
and let others enjoy the privilege to do so, too.”

~ Voltaire
(1694-1778)

Bob, that is the best quote I have ever read

I think ;-)

[Bob]

“Every man is guilty
of all the good he did not do.”

~ Voltaire

[katwoman]

Forgive, not because they deserve forgiveness,
but because you deserve peace

[growler2058]

ANONYMOUS

It all went to hell when attacking what we hate became more important than defending what we love.

[MEGOMONSTER]

You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.

[Bob]

“Did you ever see an unhappy horse?
Did you ever see a bird that had the blues?
One reason why birds and horses
are not unhappy is because they are not
trying to impress other birds and horses.”

~ Dale Carnegie
(1888-1955)

[katwoman]

The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it
which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea
cannot be expected to reproduce

~ Oliver wendell Holmes Snr

[growler2058]

SHERRY TURKLE

We're lonely, but we're afraid of intimacy. And so from social networks to sociable robots, we're designing technologies that will give us the illusion of companionship without the demands of friendship.

[NP99]

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[Bob]

“Whatever the past has been,
you have a spotless future.”
~ Author Unknown

[Bob]

“Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask,
‘Where have I gone wrong?’
Then a voice says to me,
‘This is going to take more than one night.'”

~ Charles M. Schulz

[katwoman]

One problem with gazing too often into the past
is that we may turn around to find the future has run out on us.
~ Michael Cibenko

[growler2058]

MARK TWAIN

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.

[MEGOMONSTER]

Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears.
Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain.
Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile.

But when you fart just one time...

[Bob]

“If you’ve heard this story before,
don’t stop me,
because Id like to hear it again.”
~ Groucho Marx

[Bush Ranger]

If some one carries on like a pork chop, are we allowed to cook them?

[katwoman]

If the world were a logical place,
men would ride side saddle
~ Rita Mae Brown

[growler2058]

MURIEL STRODE

I will not follow where the path may lead,
but I will go where there is no path,
and I will leave a trail.

[MEGOMONSTER]

The road to success is always under construction.

Quote by Lily Tomlin

[katwoman]

There are big ships and small ships,
But the best ship of all is friendship

[Bob]

“There are more quarrels smothered
by just shutting your mouth,
and holding it shut,
than by all the wisdom in the world.”
~ Henry Ward Beecher

[Punderhead]

It doesn't matter who you were or where you came from, all that matters is the person you are today

[katwoman]

Many a man wishes he was strong enough to tear a telephone book in half,
especially if he has a teenage daughter.

~Guy Lombardo

[MEGOMONSTER]

You never run out of things that can go wrong.

Edward A. Murphy (Murphy's Law)

[Bob]

“Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions
is like trying to satisfy hunger
by taping sandwiches all over your body.”

~ George Carlin
(1937-2008)

[NP99]

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[growler2058]

HOWARD THURMAN

Don't ask yourself what the world needs; ask yourself what makes you come alive. And then go and do that. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive.

[Bob]

“The secret of staying young
is to live honestly, eat slowly,
and lie about your age.”

~ Lucille Ball

[growler2058]

STEVEN WRIGHT

If toast always lands butter-side down and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

[TPC]

STEVEN WRIGHT

If toast always lands butter-side down and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Lets find out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8yW5cyXXRc

[Bob]

“The best way to keep one’s word
is not to give it.”
~ Napoleon Bonaparte

[growler2058]

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[MEGOMONSTER]

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Deep. Man. Deep

[growler2058]

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[Bob]

“Progress is impossible without change,
and those who cannot change their minds
cannot change anything.”
~ George Bernard Shaw

[Bob]

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's:
She changes it more often.

~Oliver Herford

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade...
And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

~Ron White

[Gecko17]

"Be soft. Do not let the World make you hard. Do not let pain make you hate. Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness."

[growler2058]

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[Bob]

“Governments constantly choose
between telling lies and fighting wars,
with the end result always being the same.
One will always lead to the other.”

~ Thomas Jefferson

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I consider myself to be just one among 7 billion human beings. If I were to think of myself as different from others, or as something special, it would create a barrier between us. What makes us the same is that we all want to lead happy lives and gather friends around us. And friendship is based on trust, honesty and openness.

[MEGOMONSTER]

Wives are like phones. They love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!..

[Bob]

“Children have never been very good
at listening to their elders,
but they have never failed
to imitate them.”
~ James Baldwin