Thought for the day

[snicko]

It is because we are different that each of us is special.

~ Morris West

[patch697]

If you only think of things that you haven't got, you could have it all & still never have enough!

~ Cara Salt Morris ~

[patch697]

Strength isn't about how much you can handle before you break, it's about how much you can handle after you break.

~ Donnita ~

[patch697]

"Real difficulties can be overcome, it is only the imaginary ones that are unconquerable."

~ Theodore N. Vail ~

[patch697]

Knowledge will give you power. Character will give you respect.

~ Bruce Lee ~

[patch697]

Do what you feel in your heart to be right-for you will be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do and damned if you don't.

~ Eleanor Roosevelt ~

[patch697]

"Set peace of mind as your highest goal, and organize your life around it."

~ Brian Tracy ~

[patch697]

"Generosity is giving more than you can, and pride is taking less than you need"

~ Kahlil Gibran ~

[patch697]

" When people walk away from you, let them go. Your destiny is never tied to anyone who leaves you, and it doesn't mean they are bad people. It just means that their part in your story is over."

~ Unknown ~

[patch697]

Faith is taking the first step, even when you don't see the whole staircase.

~ Martin Luther King Jr. ~

[patch697]

"Be there for others, but never leave yourself behind."

~ Dodinsky ~

[patch697]

Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail.

~ Ralph Waldo Emerson ~

[patch697]

Why do parents insist on telling us to not play with your food when they were the ones convincing us it was an airplane when we were two? I mean, come on now.

~ A quote form Naught Corner ~

[growler2058]

Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.


~Buddha

[2TROLLFAM]

A difficult time can be more readily endured if we retain the conviction that our existence holds a purpose, a cause to pursue, a person to love, a goal to achieve.

-John Maxwell

[Bob]

”If we grew our own food,
we wouldn’t waste a third of it as we do today.
If we made our own tables and chairs,
we wouldn’t throw them out
the moment we changed the interior decor.
If we had to clean our own drinking water,
we probably wouldn’t contaminate it.”

Mark Boyle

[growler2058]

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.


~Buddha

[snicko]

Wise are those who look at others with the same generosity
they offer themselves, and who look at themselves with
the same critical eye they have for others.

~Morris West

[growler2058]

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves.


~Buddha

[snicko]

Before you flare up at another's faults,
better take time to count to ten -- ten of your own!

~Frank A. Clark

[Gruntgu]

“We, The Unwilling, Led by the Unqualified, Have been doing the Unbelievable for so long with so little, We now attempt the impossible with nothing…….”

[Bob]

“I’m an idealist.
I don’t know where I’m going,
but I’m on my way.”

~ Carl Sandburg
(1878-1967)

[growler2058]

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
Buddha

[snicko]

How far you go in life depends on you being tender with the young,
compassionate with the aged,
sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and the strong.
Because someday in life you will have been all of these.

~~George Washington Carver

[snicko]

Not every thing that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.

~James Baldwin

[patch697]

Society often forgives the criminal....
it never forgives the dreamer.
~Oscar Wilde~

[snicko]

If there is righteousness in the heart,
there will be beauty in character,
there will be harmony in the home.

If there is harmony in the home,
there will be order in the nation.

Where there is order in the nation,
there will be peace in the world.

~ Chinese Proverb

[growler2058]

WOOOOOW deep maaaaannnnn:-)

[Bob]

“The only thing that truly matters
on the journey of life
is the company of those
we choose to share it with.”

~ Author Unknown

[growler2058]

A jug fills drop by drop.


~Buddha

[snicko]

WOOOOOW deep maaaaannnnn:-)

Hahahahaha just for you growlers!!

[snicko]

As long as we have friendship, each day is never a waste.

~Emily Dickinson

[Clunk]

The Theory of Intelligence

I've never heard the concept explained any better than this …

'Well you see, Norm, it's like this. .. . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.'

[Wine_maker]

For my education www.google.com and www.wikipedia.org do much more than high school and university.

[snicko]

We should seize every opportunity to give encouragement.
Encouragement is oxygen to the soul.
The days are always dark enough.
There is no need for us to emphasize the fact by spreading further gloom.

~ George M Adams

[growler2058]

To live a pure unselfish life, one must count nothing as one's own in the midst of abundance.


~Buddha

[nzmal]

The meaning of life, is to live a life of meaning.

Bill Phillips

[Bob]

“No man for any considerable period
can wear one face to himself
and another to the multitude,
without finally getting bewildered
as to which may be the true.”

~ Nathaniel Hawthorne

[snicko]

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help!!

~ Alex Haley

[Bob]

“The pessimist complains about the wind;
the optimist expects it to change;
the realist adjusts the sails.”

~ William Arthur Ward

[growler2058]

A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.


~Winston Churchill

[snicko]

To a pessimist Hope is the denial of reality.
But to an optimist HOPE is the realization of one’s dreams.

~Geroge Brooks

[Bob]

“As you slide down the banister of life,
may the splinters never point in the wrong direction.”

~ Irish Proverb

[growler2058]

But O, how bitter a thing it is to look into happiness through another man's eyes.


~William Shakespeare

[Bob]

But O, how bitter a thing it is to look into happiness through another man's eyes.


~William Shakespeare

You are posting up some very good thoughts for the Day

Well Done

[growler2058]

You are posting up some very good thoughts for the Day

Well Done

Thanks Bob :-) and good to read your thoughts as well. I'm
Trying to keep the standard high ya know how that Snicko gets carried away with the mushy stuff hahahahahahaha

[growler2058]

Cowards die many times before their deaths; the valiant never taste of death but once.


~William Shakespeare

[snicko]

Thanks Bob :-) and good to read your thoughts as well. I'm
Trying to keep the standard high ya know how that Snicko gets carried away with the mushy stuff hahahahahahaha

Carefull!! Might need to get the mushy book out again!! hahahaha

[snicko]

There are three things to remember when teaching:
know your stuff;
know whom you are stuffing;
and then stuff them elegantly!!

~ Lola May

[growler2058]

Carefull!! Might need to get the mushy book out again!! hahahaha

hehehehhehehehe :oops::tease:

[growler2058]

"Bite off more than you can chew and then chew like hell"

- PETER BROCK 1945-2006.

[snicko]

I am only one,
But still I am one.
I cannot do everything,
But still I can do something;
And because I cannot do everything
I will not refuse to do the something that I can do.

~ Edward Everett

[growler2058]

At the end of my trial, I was rather hoping the judge would send me to Australia for the rest of my life.


~Jeffrey Archer

[growler2058]

Australia and Canada were settled by adventurers, they had to break new ground. I think that is indelibly etched on our cultural spirit.


~Tom Cochrane

[growler2058]

Australia is properly speaking an island, but it is so much larger than every other island on the face of the globe, that it is classed as a continent in order to convey to the mind a just idea of its magnitude.


~Charles Sturt

[growler2058]

My Country

The love of field and coppice
Of green and shaded lanes,
Of ordered woods and gardens
Is running in your veins.
Strong love of grey-blue distance,
Brown streams and soft, dim skies
I know, but cannot share it,
My love is otherwise.

I love a sunburnt country,
A land of sweeping plains,
Of ragged mountain ranges,
Of droughts and flooding rains.
I love her far horizons,
I love her jewel-sea,
Her beauty and her terror
The wide brown land for me!

The stark white ring-barked forests,
All tragic to the moon,
The sapphire-misted mountains,
The hot gold hush of noon,
Green tangle of the brushes
Where lithe lianas coil,
And orchids deck the tree-tops,
And ferns the warm dark soil.

Core of my heart, my country!
Her pitiless blue sky,
When, sick at heart, around us
We see the cattle die
But then the grey clouds gather,
And we can bless again
The drumming of an army,
The steady soaking rain.

Core of my heart, my country!
Land of the rainbow gold,
For flood and fire and famine
She pays us back threefold.
Over the thirsty paddocks,
Watch, after many days,
The filmy veil of greenness
That thickens as we gaze ...

An opal-hearted country,
A wilful, lavish land
All you who have not loved her,
You will not understand
though Earth holds many splendours,
Wherever I may die,
I know to what brown country
My homing thoughts will fly.

**


Dorothea Mackeller

[growler2058]

God bless America. God save the Queen. God defend New Zealand and thank Christ for Australia.


~Russell Crowe

[snicko]

Every sunset is also a sunrise.
It all depends on where you stand.

~Karl Schmidt

[snicko]

Every man has his secret sorrows which the world knows not,
and often times we call a man cold when he is really only sad.

~Ralph Waldo Emerson

[growler2058]

Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions.


~Dalai Lama

[Bob]

“Advertising is the art
of convincing people to spend money
they don’t have
for something they don’t need.”

~ Will Rogers
(1879-1935)

[snicko]

Optimism and humor are the grease and glue of life.

~Philip Butler

[growler2058]

A 'No' uttered from the deepest conviction is better than a 'Yes' merely uttered to please, or worse, to avoid trouble.


~Mahatma Gandhi

[snicko]

Footprints on the sands of time are not made by sitting down!

~Dove chocolate wrapper (mmmmmmmmmmmmm chocolate!!)

[Silver]

Footprints on the sands of time are not made by sitting down!

~Dove chocolate wrapper (mmmmmmmmmmmmm chocolate!!)

wouldn't that lead to both footprints and a bum print snicko? :-)

Dove chocolate - now there's a vice I had completely forgotton about. Must remedy ASAP :-)

[growler2058]

And this, our life, exempt from public haunt, finds tongues in trees, books in the running brooks, sermons in stones, and good in everything.


~William Shakespeare

[growler2058]

Mmmmmmmmmm maybe ;-)

[snicko]

And this, our life, exempt from public haunt, finds tongues in trees, books in the running brooks, sermons in stones, and good in everything.


~William Shakespeare

Strewth Growlers!! Can't get my head around that one!!

[snicko]

One of the nice things about problems
is that a good many of them do not exist except in our imaginations.

~Steve Allen

[growler2058]

Strewth Growlers!! Can't get my head around that one!!

Bloody Shakespeare confusing bugga

[wildgu6]

Thought this was the appropriate place for this post.

:bowdown:Happy Birthday Bob :bowdown:
Hope you had and are still having a great day mate.:drunk::thumbup:

:cheers::cheers: Cheers Mate :clapping::clapping:

Stay safe & Enjoy :driving2:

Cheers Pete

[snicko]

:first:Didn't know it was Bobs Birthday......SO HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOB (Wha'ts left of it!):thumbup::thumbup::thumbup:

[growler2058]

Happy birthday for yesterday Bob my invite musta got lost in the post ay?! Hahahaha a ;-)

[Maxhead]

Belated birthday wishes Bob, hope you had a good one!

[growler2058]

A throne is only a bench covered with velvet.


~Napoleon Bonaparte

[rusty_nail]

love it mate lol

[snicko]

The older you get,
the tougher it is to lose weight,
because by then your body and your fat
are really good friends!!

[snicko]

Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice
at the end of the day saying,
"I will try again tomorrow."

~anon.

[Bob]

“Insanity:
doing the same thing over and over again
and expecting different results.”

~ Albert Einstein
(1879-1955)

[growler2058]

Friendship... is not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything.


~Muhammad Ali

[snicko]

Holding on to anger is like holding on to a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else;
you are the one who gets burned.

~ Buddha

[snicko]

A good sense of humor, a big dose of patience and a dash of humility, and you will be rewarded many-fold.

[growler2058]

A system of morality which is based on relative emotional values is a mere illusion, a thoroughly vulgar conception which has nothing sound in it and nothing true.


~Socrates

[snicko]

Stwreth AGAIN Growlers!! .............Too much for this time of day!! hahahahaha

[growler2058]

Stwreth AGAIN Growlers!! .............Too much for this time of day!! hahahahaha

Bloody oath im not gunna try workin it out till tomorrow hhahhahhahahahaha

[Bob]

“Flatter me, and I may not believe you.
Criticize me, and I may not like you.
Ignore me, and I may not forgive you.
Encourage me, and I will not forget you.
Love me and I may be forced to love you.”

~ William Arthur Ward
(1921-1994)

[snicko]

Things base and vile, holding no quantity,
Love can transpose to form and dignity.
Love looks not with the eye, but with the mind,
And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.

~ by William Shakespeare ~

[Bob]

Things base and vile, holding no quantity,
Love can transpose to form and dignity.
Love looks not with the eye, but with the mind,
And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.

~ by William Shakespeare ~

WOW Snicko you and Growlers are really upping the ante now RAFLMAO

[snicko]

WOW Snicko you and Growlers are really uping the ante now RAFLMAO

Hahahaha see what you started?? We can be inter- lec -tual too!! ....hahahaha

[growler2058]

If you have a particular faith or religion, that is good. But you can survive without it.


~Dalai Lama

[taslucas]

"man with recently rebuilt patrol, has very slow day at w@rk"
- Lucas

[taslucas]

THOUGHT FOR TODAY: damn I wish it was knockoff time!

[snicko]

An apology is the superglue of life. It can repair just about anything.

~unknown

[taslucas]

An apology is the superglue of life. It can repair just about anything.

~unknown

What does that mean?
I'm sorry but I'm stuck on that one!

[Turtle_au]

It's not going to work that kills me, it's the wait to go home that does.

[Turtle_au]

There are 10 types of people in the world.

Those that get binary, and those that don't.

[growler2058]

Employ your time in improving yourself by other men's writings, so that you shall gain easily what others have labored hard for.


~Socrates

[snicko]

What is more important............To be happy or to be right?

[growler2058]

What is more important............To be happy or to be right?

Ummmm to be right!;-)

[taslucas]

What is more important............To be happy or to be right?


Isn't it the same thing!? Haha

[Bigrig]

What is more important............To be happy or to be right?

Yep, being happy about being right ...

Thought I was wrong once before ....

But I was mistaken!!! lmao

[Bob]

“The man who is a pessimist before 48
knows too much;
if he is an optimist after 48,
he knows too little.”

~ Mark Twain
(1835-1910)

[Turtle_au]

“The man who is a pessimist before 48
knows too much;
if he is an optimist after 48,
he knows too little.”

~ Mark Twain
(1835-1910)

A pessimist is never disappointed, an optimist always is.

[snicko]

You always pass failure on the way to success.

~Mickey Rooney

[growler2058]

Just as treasures are uncovered from the earth, so virtue appears from good deeds, and wisdom appears from a pure and peaceful mind. To walk safely through the maze of human life, one needs the light of wisdom and the guidance of virtue.


~Buddha

[growler2058]

A principle is the expression of perfection, and as imperfect beings like us cannot practise perfection, we devise every moment limits of its compromise in practice.


~Mahatma Gandhi

[snicko]

A good sense of humor, a big dose of patience and a dash of humility, and you will be rewarded many-fold.

[growler2058]

Howdy Snicko, how ya goin? Time to lower the standard, cop this hahahahahahhahhaa

The hours I spend with you I look upon as sort of a perfumed garden, a dim twilight, and a fountain singing to it. You and you alone make me feel that I am alive. Other men it is said have seen angels, but I have seen thee and thou art enough.


~George Edward Moore

[snicko]

Howdy Snicko, how ya goin? Time to lower the standard, cop this hahahahahahhahhaa

The hours I spend with you I look upon as sort of a perfumed garden, a dim twilight, and a fountain singing to it. You and you alone make me feel that I am alive. Other men it is said have seen angels, but I have seen thee and thou art enough.


~George Edward Moore

Hahahahahahahhaha about Bl@@dy time!!

Back at ya...

I have been astonished that men could die martyrs for their religion -
I have shudder'd at it.
I shudder no more.
I could be martyr'd for my religion
Love is my religion
And I could die for that.
I could die for you.

~ by John Keats ~

[growler2058]

AHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAA AH now thats bucket material HAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHa Noice

[Bob]

The hours I spend with you I look upon as sort of a perfumed garden, a dim twilight, and a fountain singing to it. You and you alone make me feel that I am alive. Other men it is said have seen angels, but I have seen thee and thou art enough.

~George Edward Moore



I have been astonished that men could die martyrs for their religion -
I have shudder'd at it.
I shudder no more.
I could be martyr'd for my religion
Love is my religion
And I could die for that.
I could die for you.

~ by John Keats ~

I am absolutely blown away by these two Quotes.
You have made me cry in my Weeties
RAFLMAO

[growler2058]

Ah ya know valentines day an all had to send out a "noice" thought. It won't happen again hahahahahahahahaha

[snicko]

Ah ya know valentines day an all had to send out a "noice" thought. It won't happen again hahahahahahahahaha

Hahahahahahaha hope you had your fingers crossed when you typed that??

Wishing everyone a romantic Valentines Day.

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Chocolate, flowers and diamonds are neat
But all I need is you.

~ Snicko

[growler2058]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
If yours ate itchy
Then you've caught it too

[taslucas]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
If yours ate itchy
Then you've caught it too

What about if they're blue?!!

[growler2058]

What about if they're blue?!!

Dont worry they will drop off in a coupla days

[growler2058]

Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it.


~Ella Wheeler Wilcox

[growler2058]

A mistake is simply another way of doing things.


~Katharine Graham

[snicko]

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

~~Eleanor Roosevelt

[growler2058]

I decided that it was not wisdom that enabled poets to write their poetry, but a kind of instinct or inspiration, such as you find in seers and prophets who deliver all their sublime messages without knowing in the least what they mean.


~Socrates

[Bob]

“Falling down is a part of life,
getting back up is living.”

~ Author Unknown

[growler2058]

This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple; the philosophy is kindness.


~Dalai Lama

[snicko]

At every step the child should be allowed to meet the real experiences of life; the thorns should never be plucked from the roses.

~Ellen Key

[growler2058]

I'm not going to change the way I look or the way I feel to conform to anything. I've always been a freak. So I've been a freak all my life and I have to live with that, you know. I'm one of those people.


~John Lennon

[Bob]

“There are two ways of spreading light:
to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.”

~ Edith Wharton
(1862-1937)

[growler2058]

I believe we are still so innocent. The species are still so innocent that a person who is apt to be murdered believes that the murderer, just before he puts the final wrench on his throat, will have enough compassion to give him one sweet cup of water.


~Maya Angelou

[snicko]

Slow down and enjoy life.

It's not only the scenery you miss by going too fast-you also miss the sense of where you are going and why.

~Eddie Cantor

[oncedisturbed]

without communications, the only thing I command is my desk

winston churchill - normandy invasion

[growler2058]

To keep the body in good health is a duty... otherwise we shall not be able to keep our mind strong and clear.


~Buddha

[snicko]

Blessed are those who can give without remembering, and take without forgetting.

~Elizabeth Bibesc

[growler2058]

Night Shift SUX

[snicko]

Night Shift SUX

Hahahahahahahaha who's quote is that eh??

[growler2058]

Hahahahahahahaha who's quote is that eh??

Poor sooky ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahhaha

[growler2058]

And when native man left off this form of development, his humanization was retarded in growth.


~Standing Bear

[snicko]

Wise are those who look at others with the same generosity they offer themselves,

and who look at themselves with the same critical eye they have for others.

[NissanGQ4.2]

I should drink another beer...............................

~ Toddie

[growler2058]

Listen not to what others impressions
But judge the entire book

By me hahahahahahahaha gunna meet a mates new girlfriend tonight at a comedy show. Ten plus others that have met her say she's a total f$&@"&g biatch so I'm trying to keep a positive attitude to the meeting. Hahahahahahahaha I haven't been drinking while on the diet so I may get a bit loose tonight ahhh hope she's not a biatch not real good at biting me tounge when I've had a few hahahahahahahaha

[snicko]

Listen not to what others impressions
But judge the entire book

By me hahahahahahahaha gunna meet a mates new girlfriend tonight at a comedy show. Ten plus others that have met her say she's a total f$&@"&g biatch so I'm trying to keep a positive attitude to the meeting. Hahahahahahahaha I haven't been drinking while on the diet so I may get a bit loose tonight ahhh hope she's not a biatch not real good at biting me tounge when I've had a few hahahahahahahaha

Hahhahahaha Look forward to tomorrows Quote by Growlers!!

[growler2058]

Well so far so good but I've only had 3 beers

[growler2058]

She's a ......................... Expletive I cannot even start to abbreviate :-) Well let me try
" One who's head is up arse only smells sh1t"

[growler2058]

Old friends pass away, new friends appear. It is just like the days. An old day passes, a new day arrives. The important thing is to make it meaningful: a meaningful friend - or a meaningful day.


~Dalai Lama

[oncedisturbed]

Man who stick foot in mouth get athlete's tongue

Confucius

[snicko]

She's a ......................... Expletive I cannot even start to abbreviate :-) Well let me try
" One who's head is up arse only smells sh1t"

Hahahahhahahahaha Another good quote from the book of Growlers!! Must have been a fun night!!

[growler2058]

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.


~Ben Hogan

[growler2058]

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.


~Ralph Waldo Emerson

[growler2058]

Hahahahhahahahaha Another good quote from the book of Growlers!! Must have been a fun night!!

I didnt let her ruin my night which "at the end of the day its all about me" ~Growler

hahahhahahahaahha

[oncedisturbed]

If one follows the north end of a south bound camel, saviouring the aroma of all that follows, you really begin to understand that camel's stink and should never be followed in the first place

ME

[taslucas]

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.


~Ralph Waldo Emerson

Waldo loves locking the hubs in!

Lucas

[Bob]

“You aren’t wealthy until
you have something money can’t buy.”

~ Garth Brooks
(1962-)

[growler2058]

Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess, and yet all the honesty in the world ain't lawful tender for a loaf of bread.


~Josh Billings

[snicko]

It is better to learn late - than never!

~ N.D. Hillis

[oncedisturbed]

Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, happiness dwells in the soul.

Democritus

[growler2058]

Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, happiness dwells in the soul.

Democritus

Deeeeeeeeep Maaaannnnnn :-)

[growler2058]

Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances continue, a wonderful living side by side can grow, if they succeed in loving the distance between them which makes it possible for each to see the other whole against the sky.


~Rainer Maria Rilke

[oncedisturbed]

Deeeeeeeeep Maaaannnnnn :-)

lol, was flicking through several quotes - the name Democritus reminded me of the old Asterix series :)

[growler2058]

lol, was flicking through several quotes - the name Democritus reminded me of the old Asterix series :)

HAHahaha i had yr10 history flash backs hahahhaha far out 26yrs ago now thats ancient history

[oncedisturbed]

hahaahaha that's why I am having my Getafix Iced coffee lol

[growler2058]

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul.


~Thomas Merton

[Bigrig]

Ugly is only skin deep and can be rectified,
Dumb is forever!!

Judge Judy

LMFAO

[growler2058]

Just what future the Designer of the universe has provided for the souls of men I do not know, I cannot prove. But I find that the whole order of Nature confirms my confidence that, if it is not like our noblest hopes and dreams, it will transcend them.


~Henry Norris Russell

[Bigrig]

Just what future the Designer of the universe has provided for the souls of men I do not know, I cannot prove. But I find that the whole order of Nature confirms my confidence that, if it is not like our noblest hopes and dreams, it will transcend them.


~Henry Norris Russell

What??

lmao

[growler2058]

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.


~Mae West

[oncedisturbed]

"Man is like spider. Bound to have sticky hand after being on web."

Confucius

[growler2058]

What??

lmao

Ya need a coupla more cans n itll all come clear

[Bigrig]

Ya need a coupla more cans n itll all come clear

Only coz you said so!!!! lol

[growler2058]

A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.


~Artie Lange

[growler2058]

Drinking spirits cannot cause spiritual damage.


~Jose Bergaman

[growler2058]

I began drinking alcohol at the age of thirteen and gave it up in my fifty sixth year; it was like going straight from puberty to a mid-life crisis.


~George Montgomery

[Bigrig]

Drinking spirits cannot cause spiritual damage.


~Jose Bergaman

That's what I said!!!! lmao

[growler2058]

I keep telling people: Don't make me the poster boy for AA because I don't know a lot about sobriety, but I do know a lot about drinking.


~Billy Joel

[Bigrig]

I keep telling people: Don't make me the poster boy for AA because I don't know a lot about sobriety, but I do know a lot about drinking.


~Billy Joel

I'm the poster boy for AU ...

Alcoholics Unanimous!!!!

LMFAO

[growler2058]

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer.


~Clement Freud

[Bigrig]

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer.


~Clement Freud

And there it is ... the quote that can officially close this thread!!! Nothing more need saying!!!! lol

[growler2058]

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.


~Kinky Friedman

[growler2058]

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.


~Kaiser Wilhelm

[Bigrig]

Can't remember the owner (Dean Curtis maybe??).

"you know you're really drunk when you lay on the floor and have to hold on".

lmao

[growler2058]

To be satisfied with a little, is the greatest wisdom; and he that increaseth his riches, increaseth his cares; but a contented mind is a hidden treasure, and trouble findeth it not.


~Akhenaton

[taslucas]

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.


~Kinky Friedman

I have a "virgin blue" stubby holder with that on it.........

Lucas

[growler2058]

A 'No' uttered from the deepest conviction is better than a 'Yes' merely uttered to please, or worse, to avoid trouble.


~Mahatma Gandhi

[snicko]

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

~ Bill Cosby

[Bob]

“You’ve gotta dance like there’s nobody watching,
love like you’ll never be hurt,
sing like there’s nobody listening,
and live like it’s heaven on earth.”

~ William W. Purkey
(1929-)

[growler2058]

What great thing would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?


~Robert H. Schuller

[snicko]

He who helps a child helps humanity with an immediateness which no other help given to human creature in any other stage of human life can possibly give again.

~ Philips Brooks

[2TROLLFAM]

I am who I am - You're Approval isn't Needed!!

[2TROLLFAM]

"There is only one way to happiness, and that is to cease worrying things which are beyond the power of our will."

~ Epictetus

[yort]

most people only get promoted to one level above their skill level........ which explains why my boss is incompetent at his current position.

troy

[2TROLLFAM]

"Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life."

~ John C. Geikie

[Bob]

“You may say I’m a dreamer,
but I’m not the only one.
I hope someday you’ll join us.
And the world will live as one.”


Who is this attributed to ?

[taslucas]

John lemon

Lucas

[2TROLLFAM]

" Too many people spend their lives looking in the rear view mirror, regretting what could have been. I say....STOP & LOOK around at all that you have. Then continue on your journey by looking only ahead to all the wonderful possibilities that are in front of you."

Written in 2012 by Beth Paul --- Indiana

[Punderhead]

Why do today what you can put off till tomorrow?

hahaha Cheers!

[oncedisturbed]

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

[Bob]

“Don’t let yesterday
use up too much of today.”

~ Native American Proverb

[growler2058]

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.


~William Shakespeare

[LittleJohn]

A warrior of light who trusts too much in his intelligence will end up underestimating the power of his opponent.
Paulo Coelho

[growler2058]

Where there is reverence there is fear, but there is not reverence everywhere that there is fear, because fear presumably has a wider extension than reverence.


~Socrates

[growler2058]

Do not overrate what you have received, nor envy others. He who envies others does not obtain peace of mind.


~Buddha

[snicko]

An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame!

~Sam Ewing

[LittleJohn]

Hard to soar like an eagle when you are surrounded by turkeys

&

Wax On , Wax Off

Karate Kid !



LOL's

[Bob]

“Behold the turtle. He makes progress
only when he sticks his neck out.”

~ James Bryant Conant
(1893-1978)

[snicko]

To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup,

whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up!

~Ogden Nash

[2TROLLFAM]

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.
There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.

~ Henry Kissinger

[growler2058]

[QUOTE=Amelia;199212]Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.
There

[snicko]

Feeling gratitude and not expressing it
is like wrapping a present and not giving it.

~William Arthur Ward

[snicko]

It is better to sleep on what you plan to do

than to be kept awake by what you've done!

~Bugger!!

[rusty_nail]

confucious say "man running infront of car get tyred, man running behind car get exhausted"

[Bob]

“The lure of the distant is deceptive.
The great opportunity is where you are.”

~ John Burroughs
(1837-1921)

[Bob]

“What is life?
It is the flash of a firefly in the night.
It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime.
It is the little shadow which runs across the grass
and loses itself in the sunset.”

~ Native American Proverb
Blackfoot

[taslucas]

[QUOTE=Bob;200592]

[taslucas]

[QUOTE=Bob;200592]

[taslucas]

Hey what's happening to my posts?

tappa slappn about

[White Elephant]

As children tremble and fear everything in the blind darkness,
So we in the light fear, what is sometimes no more to be feared,
than the things children in the dark hold in terror.

~Lucretius-60BC

[taslucas]

[QUOTE=Bob;200592]

[taslucas]

I cannot quote!!!!

tappa slappn about

[growler2058]

[QUOTE=Bob;200592]


Hey what's happening to my posts?

tappa slappn about


[QUOTE=Bob;200592]


I cannot quote!!!!

tappa slappn about

maybe someones playing with their new found power hahahahaha

[growler2058]

As children tremble and fear everything in the blind darkness,
So we in the light fear, what is sometimes no more to be feared,
than the things children in the dark hold in terror.

~Lucretius-60BC

Thats a ripper

[growler2058]

A principle is the expression of perfection, and as imperfect beings like us cannot practise perfection, we devise every moment limits of its compromise in practice.


~Mahatma Gandhi

[Bob]

“It’s a shame that the only thing a man can do
for eight hours a day is work.
He can’t eat for eight hours;
he can’t drink for eight hours;
he can’t make love for eight hours.
The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work.”

~ William Faulkner
(1897-1962)

I am quite sure that some can drink for eight hours

[growler2058]

ive been known to crack the odd 8hr drinking sesh ;-)

[taslucas]

“It’s a shame that the only thing a man can do
for eight hours a day is work.
He can’t eat for eight hours;
he can’t drink for eight hours;
he can’t make love for eight hours.
The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work.”

~ William Faulkner
(1897-1962)

I am quite sure that some can drink for eight hours

I find it harder to work for 8 hours than any of the rest!!!
hahahaha

[taslucas]

“What is life?
It is the flash of a firefly in the night.
It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime.
It is the little shadow which runs across the grass
and loses itself in the sunset.”

~ Native American Proverb
Blackfoot

It is the smile of anticipation as the hubs are locked.
It is the whine of the turbo halfway through the bog.
It is the splash of the snatchy that doesnt quite reach.
it is the laughter between friends at a big days end.

-Lucas

[growler2058]

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.


~Mahatma Gandhi

[snicko]

The greatest treasures of your life
are associated with the people you love
and who love you in return.

~Brian Tracy

[Bob]

“When I am dead you’ll find it hard, said he.
To ever find another man like me.

What makes you think as I suppose you do,
I’d ever want another man like you!”

~ Eugene Fitch Ware
(1841-1911)

[growler2058]

The greatest treasures of your life
are associated with the people you love
and who love you in return.

~Brian Tracy

Only need a little bucket for that one hahahhhahahaa

[growler2058]

Man falls from the pursuit of the ideal of plan living and high thinking the moment he wants to multiply his daily wants. Man's happiness really lies in contentment.


~Mahatma Gandhi

[snicko]

Only need a little bucket for that one hahahhhahahaa

Hahahahahaha Here you go ........... bigger bucket??


To fall in love is easy, even to remain in it is not difficult; our human loneliness is cause enough. But it is a hard quest worth making to find a comrade through whose steady presence one becomes steadily the person one desires to be.

~ Anna Louise Strong

[White Elephant]

Thats a ripper

Thanks mate, I shouldn't, but I will take the credit for it! haha! I actually pulled that one from a book I read years ago by Carl Sagan called the Demon Haunted World, it's a pretty interesting read.

[growler2058]

Strewth Snicko wtf I couldn't read it properly the words just wouldn't mesh hahahahhaha


Tappin N Crappin

[snicko]

Strewth Snicko wtf I couldn't read it properly the words just wouldn't mesh hahahahhaha


Tappin N Crappin

Hahahahahahhaha nothing like confusion in the words to make you think!!

This better??

If you think you're too small to make a difference,
you've obviously never been in bed with a mosquito!

~Michelle Walker

[growler2058]

Hahahahahaha much betterer hahaha


Tappin N Crappin

[Parra]

haha Snicko, thats awesome!

[snicko]

He who is carried on another's back

does not appreciate how far off the town is.

~African Proverb

[Bob]

“Death comes to all,
but great achievements build a monument
which shall endure until the sun grows cold.”

~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
(1803-1882)

RIP Jim

[cobra]

just gotta love all these sayings just awesome stuff

mine is mushy
mums are great but grandmas give me the cookies :)

[growler2058]

In the sky, there is no distinction of east and west; people create distinctions out of their own minds and then believe them to be true.
Buddha

[snicko]

The Golden Rule
They that know the rules
Make and keep the gold!!

~Cubby

[LittleJohn]

Why are so many people unkind?

Kamahl.

[growler2058]

BUCKET hahahahahahhaha
To love for the sake of being loved is human, but to love for the sake of loving is angelic.


~Alphonse de Lamartine

[snicko]

BUCKET hahahahahahhaha
To love for the sake of being loved is human, but to love for the sake of loving is angelic.


~Alphonse de Lamartine

Yep you are right.............BIG BUCKET.........QUICK!!!

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[growler2058]

Life is the flower for which love is the honey.


~Victor Hugo

[snicko]

Here's one for your Growlers...........Got that bucket??

When I first saw you, you took my breath away.
When you first talked to me, I couldn't think.
When you asked me out, I couldn't respond.
When you touched me, I got shivers all through my body.
And when we first kissed, I floated away in my dreams.

[growler2058]

To enlarge or illustrate this power and effect of love is to set a candle in the sun.


~Robert Burton

[growler2058]

Here's one for your Growlers...........Got that bucket??

When I first saw you, you took my breath away.
When you first talked to me, I couldn't think.
When you asked me out, I couldn't respond.
When you touched me, I got shivers all through my body.
And when we first kissed, I floated away in my dreams.

ThAT SuX BiG TiME!!! Did You make that Up???

[growler2058]

But yeah I do have that effect on the ladies hahahahhahahahahahahha

[snicko]

ThAT SuX BiG TiME!!! Did You make that Up???

Hahahahaha NO! Who ever wrote it didn't put their name to it!! hahahahaha

I would have put a reference to squash if I had written it!! hahahahaha

[growler2058]

Hahahahaha NO! Who ever wrote it didn't put their name to it!! hahahahaha

I would have put a reference to squash if I had written it!! hahahahaha

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAhAHa

Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.


~Anne Morrow Lindbergh

[growler2058]

When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives means the most to us, we often find that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our pain and touch our wounds with a warm and tender hand.


~Henri Nouwen

[snicko]

The best thought for today being Roofys and Janes wedding is

Congratulations to two great people
wish you a great day and a blessed happy ever after.



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[hekarewe]

had a thought today,,,,,,, if i up my third row seats back in my gu,,,,, i will have the same number of seats as labour has in the qld parliment!!!!!!!!!

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