Thought for the day

[growler2058]

-Sigmund Freud

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization.

[Bob]

“My formula for living is quite simple.
I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night.
In between, I occupy myself as best I can.”

~ Cary Grant

[Winnies-missus]

Bored can someone die from boredom

[growler2058]

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook.

-William James

[growler2058]

Bored can someone die from boredom


http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=43386&stc=1&thumb=1&d=1397596699 (http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=43386&d=1397596699) Dunno Amy hahahahahaha

[Bob]

“A man may fall many times,
but he won’t be a failure until
he says that someone pushed him.”

~ Elmer G. Letterman

[growler2058]

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal;
nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude.

-Thomas Jefferson

[snicko]

"Great minds discuss ideas.
Average minds discuss events.
Small minds discuss people." ~ Eleanor Roosevelt

[growler2058]

There are two things to aim at in life;
first to get what you want, and after that to enjoy it.
Only the wisest of mankind has achieved the second.

-Logan Pearsall Smith

[nissannewby]

Life isn't measured by the amount of breathes we take, it is measured by the moments that take our breathe away.

[Bush Ranger]

It matters not how slowly you go, only that you do not stop.
Confucius.

[Gecko17]

The teacher who is indeed wise does not bid you to enter the house of his wisdom but rather leads you to the threshold of your mind.

Khalil Gibran

[growler2058]

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool

[TPC]

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool
Have seen that many times.

[growler2058]

The bigger they are
The harder they fall
And the angrier they get up!

[MEGOMONSTER]

The bigger they are The harder they fall And the angrier they get up!

Or the harder they slap.
http://youtu.be/gVsloCJDYjE

[growler2058]

Or the harder they slap.
http://youtu.be/gVsloCJDYjE

Bwahahahahahahaha

Edit: At least he put him in the recovery position

[MEGOMONSTER]

Bwahahahahahahaha Edit: At least he put him in the recovery position

They were mates after all.

[growler2058]

For many people, the only tangible value is money.
And of course money has its place,
but the value of cultivating a compassionate attitude is much more effective.
When we only pay attention to material values,
there’s little room for concern for others, or for mutual regard.

-Dalai Lama

[growler2058]

-Rory Sutherland

The circumstances of our lives actually matter less to our happiness than the sense of control we feel over our lives.

[Bob]

“As for me, all I know is
that I know nothing.”

~ Socrates
(B.C. 469 – 399)

[growler2058]

-Dwight D. Eisenhower

What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight-it's the size of the fight in the dog.

[keithtrol gq]

Life is not about the destination as we all have the same rather it is about the journey and path we take:)

[MEGOMONSTER]

Friendship is like money - easier made than kept.

- Samuel Butler.

[Gecko17]

He who has a friend, has a treasure....

Unknown

[growler2058]

-Rodney Dangerfield

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept trying to cover me up.

[Gecko17]

Sometimes the thoughts in my head get so bored they go out for a stroll through my mouth.

This is rarely a good thing.

Scott Westerfield

[Bush Ranger]

I am glad to see another day of the week with a y on the end of it.

[growler2058]

-Elizabeth Kenny

He who angers you conquers you.

[Winnie]

If you keep cutting corners, all you end up doing is walking in circles.

[Gecko17]

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Mae West

[Bush Ranger]

Better the devil you know than the devil you don't, but I like to make new friends.

[growler2058]

-Isaac Asimov

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.

[Winnie]

Worry does not rid tomorrow of all its troubles, it empties today of all its power.
So, in other words... Don't worry, be happy!

[Gecko17]

Do you want to know who you are? Don't ask. Act! Action will delineate and define you.

Thomas Jefferson

[growler2058]

There is only one way to happiness,
and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will.

-Epictetus

[MEGOMONSTER]

A sad note left by Jay.....

"A lot of you cared, just not enough".

[growler2058]

-Anonymous

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions.
You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg.

[Gecko17]

Be careful to leave your sons well instructed rather than rich, for the hopes of the instructed are better than the wealth of the ignorant.

Epictetus

[mudski]

The best way to have friends is to be one yourself.

[growler2058]

-Benjamin Franklin

In order for three people to keep a secret, two must be dead.

[FNQGU]

I thought Chopper Reid said that one...

[Gecko17]

I thought Chopper Reid said that one...

He definitely lived by it....

[Gecko17]

Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact.

William James

[Winnies-missus]

Happy wife happy life. Isn't that right

[MEGOMONSTER]

Happy wife happy life. Isn't that right
In the end still not good enough. Lol

[Bloodyaussie]

One in the hand is better than two in the bush !!!

[Alitis007]

One in the hand is better than two in the bush !!!
But one in the bush is better than two hands :D

[2TROLLFAM]

When you go to sleep - spiders rub their willies on your face

[Rocket55]

On the internet you can be anything you want, why do so many choose to be stupid..

[growler2058]

-Dave Attell

Jack Daniels, that is a wild man drink. It should come with bail money. Because on Jack you don't know where you're going to end up, but you know when you get there you're not going to be wearing pants.

[MEGOMONSTER]

True friends stab you in the front.

- Oscar Wilde.

[growler2058]

Dreams are what keep us going.
They're a reflection of who we are,
what we want to be and
what we want from life.
Our dreams, hopes and aspirations keep the fire burning inside us and
motivate us to keep going even when everything seems futile.

[growler2058]

-Rob Siltanen

People who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.

[MEGOMONSTER]

The question isn't who is going to let me;
its who is going to stop me.

-Ayn Rand

[Gecko17]

Do not wait; the time will never be 'just right.' Start where you stand, and work with whatever tools you may have at your command, and better tools will be found as you go along.

George Herbert

[Bush Ranger]

People who carry on like a two bob watch, don`t get any time from me.

[growler2058]

-Patrick Keane

I'm nostalgic. I miss childhood. I miss first grade. I miss thinking girls are gross. Do you know how much money I could save if I still thought girls were gross?

[Gecko17]

Sometimes my mind wonders... sometimes it buggers off completely!

Author Unknown but Troubled

[growler2058]

“Killing oneself is, anyway, a misnomer. We don't kill ourselves. We are simply defeated by the long, hard struggle to stay alive. When somebody dies after a long illness, people are apt to say, with a note of approval, "He fought so hard." And they are inclined to think, about a suicide, that no fight was involved, that somebody simply gave up. This is quite wrong.”
― Sally Brampton (http://www.goodreads.com/author/show/134051.Sally_Brampton), Shoot The Damn Dog: A Memoir Of Depression (http://www.goodreads.com/work/quotes/2640876)

RIP Jesse Brandon Walker 9/2/1996 - 30/4/2014

[growler2058]

-HENRY STANLEY HASKINS
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.

[growler2058]

-MURIEL STRODE
I will not follow where the path may lead,
but I will go where there is no path,
and I will leave a trail.

[snicko]

Our days are happier when we give people a bit of our heart
rather than a piece of our mind.

~ Lisa O

[Gecko17]

I'm thankful to be breathing, on this side of the grass. Whatever comes, comes.

Ron Perlman

[Bush Ranger]

Do not dig too deep, you may find what you were not looking for.

[Gecko17]

Do not dig too deep, you may find what you were not looking for.


Akin to...Those who go looking for trouble usually find it!

[growler2058]

-ABIGAIL VAN BUREN
If you want your children to turn out well,
spend twice as much time with them,
and half as much money.

[Rocket55]

I'm dreading the day this world is run by the youth of today that were never smacked and received trophies just for turning up to practise.

[Gecko17]

An oldie but still a goody!

'The man on top of the mountain didn't fall there.'

Vince Lombardi

[growler2058]

-MATT CUTTS

The next 30 days are going to pass whether you like it or not,
so why not think about something you have always wanted to try and give it a shot for the next 30 days?

[Gecko17]

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play.

Arnold J. Toynbee

[snicko]

Do it now.

Sometimes
'later'
becomes
'never'

~ Lisa O

[growler2058]

Where's BoB???

-growler2058

[growler2058]

-WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

Love all,
trust a few,
do wrong to none.

[Gecko17]

Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far.

Theodore Roosevelt

[Bush Ranger]

Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are.
It`s a twinkling star.

[snicko]

Courage doesn't always roar.

Sometimes it's a quiet voice at the end of the day saying,

I'll try again tomorrow.

~Mary Ann Radmacher

[growler2058]

-OVID

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere.

[Gecko17]

The will to win, the desire to succeed, the urge to reach your full potential... these are the keys that will unlock the door to personal excellence.

Confucius

[growler2058]

A fair reputation is a plant,
delicate in its nature,
and by no means rapid in its growth.
It will not shoot up in a night like the gourd of the prophet;
but, like that gourd, it may perish in a night.


-Jeremy Taylor

[menace 2]

The Dalai Lama, was asked what surprised him most about humanity, he said:

“Man.
Because he sacrifices his health in order to make money.
Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health.
And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present;
the result being that he does not live in the present or the future;
he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived.”

[growler2058]

-JOHNNY CARSON

If life was fair,
Elvis would be alive,
and all the impersonators would be dead.

[Gecko17]

Love is a force more formidable than any other. It is invisible - it cannot be seen or measured, yet it is powerful enough to transform you in a moment, and offer you more joy than any material possession could.

Barbara de Angelis

[growler2058]

-MILES KINGTON

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

[Bush Ranger]

Strawberries are the only fruit that has its seeds on the out side.

[snicko]

I've learned that people will forget what you said,

People will forget what you did,

But people will never forget how you made them feel.

~ Maya Angelou

[Gecko17]

They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.

Terry Pratchett

[growler2058]

-MARK TWAIN

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

[MEGOMONSTER]

I thought a thought that I thought I had thought but the thought that I had thought wasnt the thought that I had thought I had thought so maybe if I had thought the thought that I thought I thought I wouldn't of thought so much.

[BigRAWesty]

You need a job... :-P

[MEGOMONSTER]

If you have noticed this notice,
you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing.

[MEGOMONSTER]

Due to current economic conditions the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

[Gecko17]

And the floggings will continue until morale improves.

[growler2058]

Due to current economic conditions the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

The light at the end of the tunnel is usually an oncoming train

[growler2058]

-DAVE BARRY
Never, under any circumstances,
take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

[Gecko17]

Not to get technical but, according to Chemistry, alcohol IS a solution....

[Bush Ranger]

Is it a solution for any troubles that people may experience?

[growler2058]

-EDMUND BURKE
All that is necessary for the triumph of evil
is that good men do nothing.

[MEGOMONSTER]

Showing you are stupid is one thing.
Opening your mouth and proving it is another.

[Gecko17]

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

Ernest Hemingway

[MEGOMONSTER]

It is what it is or is it what is it??????

[Bush Ranger]

Alcoholic beverages. Drank a drink to get drunk.

[mudski]

Life is not measured by the breaths we take,
but by the moments that take our breath away...

[snicko]

LIFE
BEGINS
AT
THE
END
OF
YOUR
COMFORT
ZONE.

~ Neale Donald Wasch

[growler2058]

-WILL KOMMEN

If you look like your passport photo,
you're too ill to travel.

[growler2058]

-ROBERT H. SCHULLER
Commit yourself to a dream. . . .
Nobody who tries to do something great but fails is a total failure.
Why?
Because he can always rest assured that he succeeded in life's most important battle
-he defeated the fear of trying.

[MEGOMONSTER]

62.3% of all statistics are made up.

[AB]

62.3% of all statistics are made up.

82.5% of people know that...

[BigRAWesty]

62.3% of all statistics are made up.




82.5% of people know that...

32.5% of people get that state wrong..

[MEGOMONSTER]

Less than 1% of people know the truth.

[snicko]

77.32589% dgaf!

[snicko]

If you think its expensive to hire a professional,

wait until you hire an amateur.

[Gecko17]

I can accept failure, everyone fails at something. But I can't accept not trying.

Michael Jordan

[snicko]

Teach your children about tax....

Eat 30% of their ice-cream!!

[Avo]

Teach your children about tax....

Eat 30% of their ice-cream!!

Bwhaaa,he have much the same,we call it daddy tax.I'm always helping myself to what ever I had just bought for them..

[growler2058]

-DOUGLAS MACARTHUR

I promise to keep on living as though I expected to live forever. Nobody grows old by merely living a number of years. People grow old by deserting their ideals. Years may wrinkle the skin, but to give up wrinkles the soul.

[Winnies-missus]

Do I really have to wake up in this place again

[Gecko17]

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.

Mark Twain

[growler2058]

-MARK TWAIN

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

[MEGOMONSTER]

I don't cheat, I play by my own rules.

[BigRAWesty]

Should I put 30 thou into a new gu, or 10 thou in the gq???

Aughhhhh... Hard choice..

[MEGOMONSTER]

Should I put 30 thou into a new gu, or 10 thou in the gq??? Aughhhhh... Hard choice..

Go the GU, or be a tightarse go the GQ.

[BigRAWesty]

So many pros and cons..

10 thou into the gq will make me a very happy td42 turbo owner with fresh motor, and rust free, and serious bar work..

30 thou gets my into a 3ltr series 4, with unknown history, and a few extras

[MEGOMONSTER]

Seems you've made up your mind already.

[growler2058]

-BUDDHA
Neither fire nor wind,
birth nor death can erase our good deeds.

[P4trol]

Just make sure your bad deeds aren't more memorable than your good deeds.

- the goat fxxker

[snicko]

If it excites you and scares the crap out of you at the same time

it probably means you should do it!!

~ timeline

[growler2058]

-WHOOPIE GOLDBERG
I don't have pet peeves like some people.
I have whole kennels of irritation.

[BigRAWesty]

Life is like a penis - simple, relaxed and hanging free... it's women who make it hard

Unknown

[snicko]

TODAY'S SPECIAL

Buy one Fish & Chips

for the price of two

and receive

a second

Fish and Chips

ABSOLUTELY FREE!

[growler2058]

-MATTHEW KEITH GROVES

Winners lose much more often than losers.
So if you keep losing but you're still trying,
keep it up!
You're right on track.

[Bush Ranger]

To be or not to be, that is the question.
Sorry, what was the subject about?

[snicko]

The illiterate of the 21st century
will not be those who cannot read and write,
but those who cannot learn, unlearn and relearn.

~ Alwin Toffler

[growler2058]

-MOHANDAS KARAMCHAND GANDHI


Freedom is not worth having if it does not connote freedom to err. It passes my comprehension how human beings, be they ever so experienced and able, can delight in depriving other human beings of that precious right.

[Gecko17]

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

Sam Levenson

[oncedisturbed]

My thought for the day is in the following pics

45260

45261

[MEGOMONSTER]

This was probably cos of me. Lol

[growler2058]

WHERES BoB!!??

[AB]

WHERES BoB!!??

Yes, where are you Bob???

[growler2058]

Charity, good behaviour, amiable speech, unselfishness
— these by the chief sage have been declared the elements of popularity.


-Burmese Proverb

[Gecko17]

“Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten.”

― Cree Indian Prophecy

[growler2058]

-OLIVIA WILDE

In a thousand years archaeologists will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishment.

[AB]

You soon realise that youth is slipping away when you start a sentence for the first time saying "back in my day"....

[Winnie]

"Jason Derulo" - Jason Derulo

[MEGOMONSTER]

Ok, so, what's the speed of dark????????

[Gecko17]

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Bill Cosby

[growler2058]

-CHRIS BRADFORD

Even monkeys fall from trees.

[Bush Ranger]

Ok, so, what's the speed of dark????????

A black hole maybe.

[Bush Ranger]

-CHRIS BRADFORD

Even monkeys fall from trees.

Similar to drop bears?

[Gecko17]

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

Joe E. Lewis

[PMC]

If you farkk with the Bull, you will get the horns!

Regards,

Paul

[growler2058]

Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile. But when you fart just one time........

[Gecko17]

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

Jack Nicholson

[growler2058]

-RON GUTMAN

When you smile you don't only appear to be more likable and courteous, you appear to be more competent.

[Gecko17]

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.

Bill Hicks

[PMC]

What you say and what you do, reflect who you are at that moment in time!

Regards,

Paul

[MEGOMONSTER]

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.

- My wife.

[growler2058]

~ANONYMOUS
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire,
but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

[MEGOMONSTER]

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink bourbon all day.

~Author Unknown

[PMC]

G'day folks,

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a kilometre in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a kilometre away from them and you have their shoes."

Regards,

Paul

[growler2058]

~ANONYMOUS

When tempted to fight fire with fire,
remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

[growler2058]

Look at the sparrows;
they do not know what they will do in the next moment.
Let us literally live from moment to moment.

~Mahatma Gandhi

[MEGOMONSTER]

I used to like fishing because I thought it had some larger significance. Now I like fishing because it's the one thing I can think of that probably doesn't.

[PMC]

“Marriages Are Made In Heaven. But So Again, Are Farken Storms”

Regards,

PMC

[MEGOMONSTER]

Are any fish allergic to water.

- a friends 6yr old boy

[snicko]

You can't change what's

going on around you

until you start changing

what's going on within you.

[MEGOMONSTER]

Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime.

- MEGOMONSTER

[PMC]

G'day Trendsetters,

Farken talk is cheap . . . unless it involves your ex and her lawyer!

Regards,

PMC

[growler2058]

We think too small.
Like the frog at the bottom of the well.
He thinks the sky is only as big as the top of the well.
If he surfaced, he would have an entirely different view.

~Mao Tse-Tung

[Gecko17]

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

Spike Milligan

[snicko]

A good life is

when you assume nothing,

do more, smile often,

dream big, laugh a lot,

and realize how blessed you are for what you have.

[growler2058]

~DESMOND TUTU

My father used to say,
"Don't raise your voice.
Improve your argument."

[PMC]

G'day lounge lizards,

"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us."

Kind regards,

PMC

[MEGOMONSTER]

My VIOLET CRUMBLE niece says today.

" KFC is an emotion.
If someone asks how you are and you reply KFC, they would understand how you're feeling. "

[growler2058]

my violet crumble niece says today.

" kfc is an emotion.
If someone asks how you are and you reply kfc, they would understand how you're feeling. "

wtf????????

[MEGOMONSTER]

wtf???????? That's my niece for you. This afternoon I told her the worlds oceans could be up to 10 kilometres deep. So she asks what's at the bottom. I said land. She says " so what people live there".

[growler2058]

SHIRLEY MACLAINE
It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office.

[PMC]

G'morning lounge lizards,

“No Man Is Truly Married Until He Understands Every Word His Wife Is NOT Saying”

Regards,

PMC

[Gecko17]

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

Buddy Hackett

[MEGOMONSTER]

If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you.

Paul Newman

[growler2058]

OSCAR WILDE
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

[PMC]

Friendship is like pissing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Regards

PMC

[MEGOMONSTER]

If you can, you should, and if you're brave enough to start, you will.

Stephen King

[snicko]

Don't waste your time with explanations,

people only hear what they want to hear.

~ Paulo Coelho

[MEGOMONSTER]

Don't waste your time with explanations, people only hear what they want to hear. ~ Paulo Coelho But why have you done this? Urgh, I don't wanna know.

[Gecko17]

I know the voices in my head aren't real..... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!

Anonymous

[PMC]

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

Regards,

PMC

[growler2058]

ABRAHAM LINCOLN
There are few things wholly evil or wholly good. Almost everything, especially of government policy, is an inseparable compound of the two, so that our best judgement of the preponderance between them is continually demanded.

[Gecko17]

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

Will Rogers

[growler2058]

RICHARD L. EVANS Don't let life discourage you; everyone who got where he is had to begin where he was.

[Gecko17]

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help.

Alex Haley

[snicko]

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature

to stop speech when words become superfluous.


~ Ingrid Bergman

[growler2058]

WILLIAM PRESCOTT
An obstacle is often a stepping stone.

[Gecko17]

People do not decide to become extraordinary. They decide to accomplish extraordinary things.

Edmund Hillary

[growler2058]

CASKIE STINNETT
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

[PMC]

G'day folks,

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do". Isaac Asimov

Regards,

PMC

[Gecko17]

Never, never, never give up.

Winston Churchill

[growler2058]

KAHLIL GIBRAN
The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the greatest intention.

[PMC]

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.

Regards,

PMC

[MEGOMONSTER]

When I'm fishing, I think quite a lot about the fish I'm targeting.
I also think about how I'm going to cook it.

- Me

[Rumcajs]

I have come across this one recently ==>


We need another and a wiser and perhaps a more mystical concept of animals … For the animal shall not be measured by man. In a world older and more complete than ours, they move finished and complete, gifted with the extension of the senses we have lost or never attained, living by voices we shall never hear. They are not brethren, they are not underlings: they are other nations, caught with ourselves in the net of life and time, fellow prisoners of the splendour and travail of the earth. by American writer Henry Beston....

It was a part of an article about hunting

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/jun/16/caught-in-the-net-of-life-and-time-what-modern-hunting-means-to-me

[growler2058]

CARLOS RUIZ ZAFóN
Destiny is usually just around the corner.
Like a thief, a hooker, or a lottery vendor:
its three most common personifications.
But what destiny does not do is home visits.
You have to go for it.

[Gecko17]

The power of words....

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[Drew]

When I'm fishing, I think quite a lot about the fish I'm targeting.
I also think about how I'm going to cook it.

- Me
When I'm fishing, I think about IF I catch something I most probably will have to throw it back - Me :)

[PMC]

Farkkk,Why do people say “no offense” right before they’re about to farken offend you?

Regards,

PMC

[taslucas]

Farkkk,Why do people say “no offense” right before they’re about to farken offend you?

Regards,

PMC

Haha its so as not to offend ofcourse!

[the evil twin]

Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?

Are you asking me as an Evolutionist or a Creationist?

While I consider my answer how about you draw a sketch of what a chair would look like if our knees were on the back of our legs...

[Gecko17]

"Why do people say "Grow some balls"? Balls are sensitive and weak. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding."

Betty White

[growler2058]

OSCAR WILDE
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

[MEGOMONSTER]

Follow your passion, be prepared to work hard and sacrifice, and, above all, don't let anyone limit your dreams.

Donovan Bailey

[Gecko17]

"Always smile. It costs nothing, it can really help people who need it and it makes other people wonder what you've been up to and what they're missing out on!"

Me.

[PMC]

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness instead.

Regards,

PMC

[MEGOMONSTER]

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness instead. Regards, PMC
Funny how you have to make it right.

[PMC]

Why didn’t Noah swat both those two farken fly's and two mosquitoes?

Regards,

PMC

[snicko]

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man!

~ Lana Turner

[Clunk]

45977

...........

[growler2058]

MILTON BERLE
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

[Gecko17]

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.

Anonymous

[MEGOMONSTER]

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. Anonymous
I had three indoor cats (now only two) working my missus to the bone. Lol

[snicko]

Always remember that you are absolutely unique.

Just like everyone else!!


~ Margaret Mead

[PMC]

Life is like a piece of shite, it is great until you step in it!

Regards,

PMC

[growler2058]

ANONYMOUS
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."

[PMC]

"When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty". ANONYMOUS

Regards,

PMC

[snicko]

Get your facts first,

then you can distort them as you please!

~ Mark Twain

[PMC]

Evening news is where they begin with “Good evening,” and then proceed to bloody tell us all why it farken isn’t.

Regards,

PMC

[growler2058]

ANONYMOUS
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell "BINGO!"

[snicko]

I have six locks on my door all in a row.

When I go out, I lock every other one.

I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three!

~ Elayne Boosler

[MEGOMONSTER]

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three! ~ Elayne Boosler

I think I remember seeing this in Seinfeld. Lol

[growler2058]

LEWIS CARROLL
One day Alice came to a fork in the road and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree. "Which road do I take?" she asked. "Where do you want to go?" was his response. "I don't know," Alice answered. "Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."

[MEGOMONSTER]

Do not take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive.

[Gecko17]

How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.

Emo Philips

[MEGOMONSTER]

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Bill Cosby

[snicko]

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do!

~ Isaac Asimov

[Gecko17]

"It's impossible," said pride.

"It's risky," said experience.

"It's pointless," said reason.

"Give it a try," whispered the heart.


Author Unknown.

[Winnies-missus]

Just hurry up and be fu=(:) (:)) %:( over already

[PMC]

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. - Rhonda Hansome

Regards,

PMC

[snicko]

Do not go where the path may lead,

go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.

~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

[MEGOMONSTER]

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's:
She changes it more often.

Oliver Herford

[Gecko17]

The will to win, the desire to succeed, the urge to reach your full potential... these are the keys that will unlock the door to personal excellence.

Confucius

[Gecko17]

Lest We Forget!

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.

Edmund Burke

[MEGOMONSTER]

You know, if you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport.

Elayne Boosler

[MEGOMONSTER]

If it is the dirty element that gives pleasure to the act of lust, then the dirtier it is, the more pleasurable it is bound to be.

Marquis de Sade,
The 120 Days of Sodom

[Gecko17]

Don't brood. Get on with living and loving. You don't have forever.

Leo Buscaglia

[Hardyards]

"Age is a very high price to pay for maturity"
Tom Stoppard

[MEGOMONSTER]

Life is full of beauty. Notice it. Notice the bumble bee, the small child, and the smiling faces. Smell the rain, and feel the wind. Live your life to the fullest potential, and fight for your dreams.

Ashley Smith

[Gecko17]

"You have not lived today until you have done something for someone who can never repay you"

John Bunyan

[growler2058]

Life is full of beauty. Notice it. Notice the bumble bee, the small child, and the smiling faces. Smell the rain, and feel the wind. Live your life to the fullest potential, and fight for your dreams. Ashley Smith

Maaaaaannnnnn that is............................

[Hardyards]

Life is full of beauty. Notice it. Notice the bumble bee, the small child, and the smiling faces. Smell the rain, and feel the wind. Live your life to the fullest potential, and fight for your dreams.

Ashley Smith

Notice the bumble bee sting the small child, hear the child scream, see the panicked faces....... TIC

[Gecko17]

Clouds come floating into my life, no longer to carry rain or usher storm, but to add color to my sunset sky.

Rabindranath Tagore

[MEGOMONSTER]

Winners are grinners and losers can please themselves.

Teddy Whitten