Thought for the day

[growler2058]

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[nissannewby]

What if there is more than 1 voice....

[growler2058]

Go with the funnest 1 [emoji12]


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[Touses]

KARMAS run over DOGMAS

[Bush Ranger]

Dogmas have pups don`t they?

[GeeYou8]

There is something wrong with my eyes.
I can't see myself going to work today.

[GeeYou8]

I can't come to work today.
The voices in my head say I have to clean my guns.

[Touses]

Dogmas have pups don`t they?

That's not pups, that's poops.

[Bush Ranger]

Shihtzus even.

[Touses]

Well they certainly shitz me!

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[Bush Ranger]

Well they certainly shitz me!

Me too, especially when the labrador wont open, to let them out.

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[growler2058]

An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had recently failed an entire class. That class had insisted that Obama's socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer.

The professor then said, "OK, we will have an experiment in this class on Obama's plan".. All grades will be averaged and everyone will receive the same grade so no one will fail and no one will receive an A.... (substituting grades for dollars - something closer to home and more readily understood by all).

After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B. The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy. As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied little.

The second test average was a D! No one was happy.
When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F.

As the tests proceeded, the scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else.

To their great surprise, ALL FAILED and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great, but when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed. Could not be any simpler than that. (Please pass this on) These are possibly the 5 best sentences you'll ever read and all applicable to this experiment:

1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that is the beginning of the end of any nation.


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[Bob]

1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that is the beginning of the end of any nation.





Oh sooo true

I just wish more people would realize this

[Bush Ranger]

The little story that growler told, reminds me of people who talk about the lotto draws being big and they should spread the money out evenly for every one to get a fair share. Makes me laugh and I ask them, would they be saying that if they won millions in lotto. Be like giving the winners trophy to the loser.

[GeeYou8]

The little story that growler told, reminds me of people who talk about the lotto draws being big and they should spread the money out evenly for every one to get a fair share. Makes me laugh and I ask them, would they be saying that if they won millions in lotto. Be like giving the winners trophy to the loser.
Everyone gets an even share of lotto if they don't buy a ticket.
Only works on greed.

[Kimbo63]

I know a bear shits in the woods and the pope is Catholic but does a one legged duck really swim in circles ?

[MEGOMONSTER]

I know a bear shits in the woods and the pope is Catholic but does a one legged duck really swim in circles ?

I can not directly answer your question, however, I know for a fact a penguin with only one fin/arm does really swim in a circle.
This penguin also happened to be stuck in my propeller.

[Bush Ranger]

Everyone gets an even share of lotto if they don't buy a ticket.
Only works on greed.

Don`t forget hope too.

[Ryank]

Lest We Forget

[Ryank]

hmmm. lets find out.

[MEGOMONSTER]

In a submarine battle you can be under fire, under water, on fire and taking on water, all at the same time.

[Bob]

“The real reason that we can’t have
the Ten Commandments in Parliament:
You cannot post
‘Thou shalt not steal,’
and ‘Thou shalt not lie’
in a building full of politicians.
It creates a hostile work environment.”

[AGman]

"It takes a whole village to raise a child, it can also take a whole village to abuse one."

Stanley Tucci's character in Spotlight.

Disturbing truth in respect to the subject in the movie...

[the evil twin]

In a submarine battle you can be under fire, under water, on fire and taking on water, all at the same time.

In a P3 Orion Sub Hunter you can be the dude who did all that to the Submarine whilst considering whether to drop another Torp on 'em and in A/C comfort eating a Steak Dianne with a Coffee and Desert to come thinking about which Pub you will go to tonite to chase skirts...
Navy - the senior service
RAAF - the smarter service

[growler2058]

Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten
comes to $100.
If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this…
The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing
The fifth would pay $1
The sixth would pay $3
The seventh would pay $7
The eighth would pay $12
The ninth would pay $18
The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59
So, that’s what they decided to do.
The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve ball. “Since you are all such good customers,” he said, “I’m going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20”. Drinks for the ten men would now cost just $80.
The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes. So the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men ? How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his fair share?
They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody’s share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer.
So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man’s bill by a higher percentage the poorer he was, to follow the principle of the tax system they had been using, and he proceeded to work out the amounts he
suggested that each should now pay.
And so the fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% saving).
The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33% saving).
The seventh now paid $5 instead of $7 (28% saving).
The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% saving).
The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% saving).
The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% saving).
Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to drink for free. But, once outside the bar, the men began to compare their savings.
“I only got a dollar out of the $20 saving,” declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man,”but he got $10!”
“Yeah, that’s right,” exclaimed the fifth man. “I only saved a dollar too.
It’s unfair that he got ten times more benefit than me!”
“That’s true!” shouted the seventh man. “Why should he get $10 back, when I got only $2? The wealthy get all the breaks!”
“Wait a minute,” yelled the first four men in unison, “we didn’t get
anything at all. This new tax system exploits the poor!”
The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.
The next night the tenth man didn’t show up for drinks so the nine sat down and had their beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn’t have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill!
And that, boys and girls, journalists and government ministers, is how our tax system works. The people who already pay the highest taxes will naturally get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore.
In fact, they might start drinking overseas, where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.

[growler2058]

In a P3 Orion Sub Hunter you can be the dude who did all that to the Submarine whilst considering whether to drop another Torp on 'em and in A/C comfort eating a Steak Dianne with a Coffee and Desert to come thinking about which Pub you will go to tonite to chase skirts...
Navy - the senior service
RAAF - the smarter service

Not for long the Orion will be getting cut up soon as we finish building the new hangers for the Poseidon

[growler2058]

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[Bob]

“Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies
to trying to prove that the other party
is unfit to rule and both commonly succeed,
and are right.”

~ H.L. Mencken -

[Bob]

“No diet will remove all the fat from your body
because the brain is entirely fat.
Without a brain, you might look good,
but all you could do is run for public office.”

~ George Bernard Shaw
(1856-1950)

[growler2058]

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[michaelgreeny]

Never complain about getting old, it is a privilege denied to many - Unknown

[BigRAWesty]

Never complain about getting old, it is a privilege denied to many - Unknown
Ain't that the truth

[GeeYou8]

Never complain about getting old, it is a privilege denied to many - Unknown
I just didn't think it would happen so fast.

[Touses]

I just didn't think it would happen so fast.

Fast! Bullshit! It's taken me all my life to get old! I can't think of a single thing that I've put as much effort into!

[Bob]

“The secret to living well and longer is:
Eat half, walk double, laugh triple, and love without measure.”
~ Tibetan proverb

[Bush Ranger]

If there is any road not travelled, then that is the one I must take.
Edward John Eyre.

[growler2058]

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[Bob]

“A ship is always safe at the shore,
but that is not what it is built for.”
~ Albert Einstein

[Bob]

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.
'How old are you?' I'm four and a half!' you're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key.
You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.
'How old are you?' I'm gonna be 16!' You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life ... You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony ... YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!!
But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed.
You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50.
And your dreams are gone.
But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would.
So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.
You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday.
You get into your 80's and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30; you REACH bedtime. And it doesn't end there. Into the 90's, you start going backwards; 'I Was JUST 92.'
Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again.' I'm 100 and a half!'
May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!
AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

[growler2058]

Cheers BoB

[Plasnart]

“A ship is always safe at the shore,
but that is not what it is built for.”
~ Albert Einstein

Like this one Bob?

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I thought the quote was "A ship is safe in the harbour, but that's not what ships are built for." (By the way I know this quote only from the ad on TV so may not be correct!!)

[growler2058]

Like this one Bob?

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I thought the quote was "A ship is safe in the barbour, but that's not what ships are built for." (By the way I know this quote only from the ad on TV so may not be correct!!)
HAHAHAHHAHAha GOLD Plassy

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[Bob]

"The surest sign that intelligent life exists
elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us."

~ Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes ~

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[Bob]

“The young man knows the rules,
but the old man knows the exceptions.”

~ Oliver Wendell Holmes
(1809-1894)

[Clunk]

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[Bob]

“Failures are like skinned knees, painful but superficial.”
~ Ross Perot -

[Bob]

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[Bob]

“There was a time not so long ago when Americans,
regardless of their political stripes, rallied round their president.
Once elected, the man who won the White House was no longer viewed as a republican or democrat,
but the President of the United States.”

~ William Thomas

[Bob]

“You wouldn’t worry so much about what others think of you
if you realized how seldom they do.”

~ Eleanor Roosevelt -

[bazzaboy]

The Man in the Arena ............... Theodore Roosevelt.

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.

[Bob]

“If at first you don’t succeed,
skydiving is not for you.”

~ Author Unknown

[Bob]

“Being an icon is overrated,
remember an icon can be moved by a mouse”

~ William Shatner

[Bob]

“Of all the paths you take in life,
make sure a few of them are dirt.”

~ John Muir

[Bush Ranger]

Do ahh diddy wop humpty lumpy shoop tee dah. I`m still trying to think what I was meant to be remembering about. Or is that remember what I`m thinking about?

[Bob]

If you can start the day without caffeine.
If you can get going without pep pills.
If you can always be cheerful*ignoring aches and pains.
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles.
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it.
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time.
If you can overlook it when those you love take it out on you when*through no fault of yours* something goes wrong.
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment.
If you can ignore a friend's limited education and never correct him.
If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend.
If you can face the world without lies and deceit.
If you can conquer tension without medical help.
If you can relax without liquor.
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs.


.....Then you are probably the family dog!

[Bush Ranger]

You never appreciate what you have until it has gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

[Bush Ranger]

The three C`s of life:
Choices, chances and changes.
You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change.

[Bob]

“Never attempt to teach a pig to sing;
it wastes your time and annoys the pig.”

[Bob]

“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous,
he will not bite you.
That is the principal difference between dogs and men.”

~ Mark Twain (1835-1910)

[Bush Ranger]

A man’s character is his fate.

[Bob]

“The nice thing about egotists
is that they don’t talk about other people.”

~*Lucille S. Harper -

[MB]

Share thy love boB up & DOWN mATE ;-)
Powerful Stuff :-) !

[PeeBee]

The measure of a person's character is how they act when elevated to a position of power

[Bush Ranger]

A wise man once said nothing.

[Bob]

“Take risks.*
If you win
you will be happy.
If you lose,
you will be wise.”

[Bob]

“Just when the caterpillar thought her life was over,
she began to fly.”

[Rossco]

“Take risks.*
If you win
you will be happy.
If you lose,
you will be wise.”
Or possibly dead. . .

[Sir Roofy]

Or possibly dead. . .

But that is the gamble of life

[Bob]

But that is the gamble of life

Luckily I don't Gamble LMAO

[Sir Roofy]

Luckily I don't Gamble LMAO

Nah me either

[katwoman]

I am not an alcoholic, I am Australian.
'Orange is the new black'


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[Bob]

“It doesn’t matter who you used to be,
What matters is who you decide to be today.
You are not your mistakes.
You are not your mishaps.
You are not your past.
You are not your wounds.
You can decide differently today and at every moment.
Remember that. You are offered a new opportunity with each breath to think,
choose, decide and act differently in a way that supports you in being all that you are capable of being.
You are not less than.
You are enough.”
~ Brittany Josephina

[Plasnart]

“It doesn’t matter who you used to be,
What matters is who you decide to be today.
You are not your mistakes.
You are not your mishaps.
You are not your past.
You are not your wounds.
You can decide differently today and at every moment.
Remember that. You are offered a new opportunity with each breath to think,
choose, decide and act differently in a way that supports you in being all that you are capable of being.
You are not less than.
You are enough.”
~ Brittany Josephina

In light of recent goings-on within our juvenile justice system, this should be a compulsory daily mantra for all prisoners/detainees.

Nice one Bob.

[Mc4by]

"My life has been full of terrible misfortunes most of which never happened."
- Michel de Montaigne

[Bob]

“Don’t wait for a light to appear at the end of the tunnel,
stride down there and light the bloody thing yourself.

~ Sara Henderson -

[Bob]

“When you forgive,
you in no way change the past
but you sure do change the future.”

~* Bernard Meltzer

[Bob]

“You may think the grass is greener on the other side,
but if you take the time to water your own grass,
it would be just as green.”

~ Author Unknown -

[Bob]

“People who wonder if the glass is half empty or half full miss the point.
The glass is refillable.”

~ Author Unknown

[NissanGQ4.2]

"Don't ever let your Patrol run out of rego in NSW, unless you know a dodgy mechanic"

~ Toddie -

[Bob]

“Human beings,
who are almost unique
in having the ability to learn from the experience of others,
are also remarkable
for their apparent disinclination to do so.”

~ Douglas Adams
( 1952 – *2001)

[Clunk]

"if trade stops, war starts".
"The world needs globalisation, it needs trade".
"Everybody is concerned about trade wars. If trade stops, war starts."
"But worry doesn't solve the problem,"
"The only thing you can do is get involved and actively prove that trade helps people to communicate.
"We should have fair, transparent and inclusive trade."
"globalisation is the future".
“The world needs globalisation, it needs to trade,"
"Trade is about trust and cultural exchange."
“We have to actively prove that trade helps people to communicate. And we should have fair trade, transparent trade, inclusive trade."
"You should learn from your competitor, but never copy. Copy and you die."
“Opportunity lies in the place where the complaints are.”
“Intelligent people need a fool to lead them. When the team’s all a bunch of scientists, it is best to have a peasant lead the way. His way of thinking is different. It’s easier to win if you have people seeing things from different perspectives.”
“You’ve got to make your team have value, innovation, and vision.”
“We appreciate yesterday, but we’re looking for a better tomorrow.”

Jack Ma

[MB]

We don't use this muck :-)
http://www.australianmade.com.au/licensees/shunye-pty-ltd/n-crme-sheep-placenta-cream
Plenty of em here though :-)
https://www.wool.com/market-intelligence/sheep-numbers-by-state/
International Trade Away I Says :-)
https://m.aliexpress.com/s/item/32620073551.html

[Bob]

“Life is not a matter of holding good cards,
but of playing a poor hand well.”

~ Robert Louis Stevenson

[Clunk]

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[Bob]

“Being an icon is overrated,
remember an icon can be moved by a mouse” .

~ William Shatner

[Bob]

“Everyone is different and everyone has a talent.
And if we put all those talents together,
it can make something that no one’s ever thought of before.”

~ Sasha Etheredge

[Bob]

“The frog does not drink up the pond in which he lives.”

~ Native American Proverb
Sioux

[Bush Ranger]

“Being an icon is overrated,
remember an icon can be moved by a mouse” .

~ William Shatner

Has he thought of being a legend instead?

[Bob]

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[Bob]

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[Touses]

If you're going to have multiples of anything be sure one of them is tenacity!

[Bob]

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[GQtdauto]

Brilliant Bob , just brilliant .

[Haji]

Some teacher got in class and ask his students if yesterday was tomorrow, today it could be Friday.... Now the question is when was the day the teacher ask that questions??

[Haji]

How brilliant??

[Bob]

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and don't I know it LOL

[Bob]

Don’t become preoccupied with your child’s academic ability.
But instead, Teach them to sit with those sitting alone.
Teach them to be kind. Teach them to offer help.
Teach them to be a friend to the lonely.
Teach them to encourage others.
Teach them to think about other people.
Teach them to share.
Teach them to look for the good.
This is how they will change the world.

~ Author Unknown -

[GQtdauto]

To not read newspapers is to be uninformed .
To read newspapers is to be misinformed .

[Bob]

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[Turtle_au]

Bureaucracy is like a septic tank.
The bigger chunks always float to the top.

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[Turtle_au]

My wife thinks CSI is educational.
Should I be worried?

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[Bob]

“A smart person knows what to say.
A wise person knows whether or not to say it.”

~ Author Unknown

[Bob]

“Be who you are
and say what you feel,
because those who mind
don’t matter
and those who matter*
don’t mind.”
~ Dr. Seuss -

[Clunk]

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[Bob]

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[Bob]

For us Oldies
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For Collingwood Supporters LMAO
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[Bob]

“Just be yourself.
Let people see the real,
imperfect, flawed, quirky, weird, beautiful,
magical person you are.”
~ Mandy Hale

[GQtdauto]

For us Oldies
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/04/172.jpg

For Collingwood Supporters LMAO
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When do we ever win BOB ?

[Turtle_au]

A married womans favourite drink.........whine

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[growler2058]

All my thoughts today go out to John threedogs

[GQtdauto]

All my thoughts today go out to John threedogs

Not sure it's possible to get a bigger kick in the guts .

[Bob]

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/05/56.jpg

...............................

[threedogs]

When ever you say goodbye to someone please make sure you make an effort to say hello again
Hold them tight and tell them how much you love them, sometimes that chance never comes...

[Bob]

“When all the trees have been cut down,
when all the animals have been hunted,
when all the waters are polluted,
when all the air is unsafe to breathe,
only then will you discover you cannot eat money.”

~ Native American Proverb -

[MB]

You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger.
Buddha

[bazzaboy]

I am not an arsehole! I'm a hemorrhoid. I annoy arseholes.

[UncleFrosty]

A process which led from the amoeba to man appeared to the philosophers to be obviously a progress, though whether the amoeba would agree with this opinion is not known.
Bertrand Russell

[PeeBee]

A process which led from the amoeba to man appeared to the philosophers to be obviously a progress, though whether the amoeba would agree with this opinion is not known.
Bertrand Russell

DEEP, very DEEP

[UncleFrosty]

PeeBee try reading Russell's Paradox (something about a cat). Makes the above seem shallow...

[PeeBee]

PeeBee try reading Russell's Paradox (something about a cat). Makes the above seem shallow...

I will try and find a copy. Have you read Steven Hawkings 'the meaning of everything? I understood very little of it, in fact 2 pages a night was enough - abstract beyond belief.

[UncleFrosty]

No, but sounds like fun! Will chase down a copy. Cheers.

[PeeBee]

Just had a read on Wiki about that book - bloody hell! First sentence under the section supposed to translate the contents into plain english has you reading and back reading like an 8 track - 'squares within the plain are contained within a field not contained within the plain , really WTF is this about and I wonder what its used for?

[MB]

Cartoons can be fun :-)
https://youtu.be/BWyTxCsIXE4

[UncleFrosty]

He that is good with a hammer tends to think everything is a nail.
Maslow

[Bob]

“The fastest way to find out if
someone is really your friend
is to tell them that you’re broke.”

~*Linda Poindexter -

[Winnie]

“The fastest way to find out if
someone is really your friend
is to tell them that you’re broke.”

~*Linda Poindexter -
Or ask them to help you move house, haha.

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[Bob]

“Worrying is like sitting in a rocking chair.
It gives you something to do
but it doesn’t get you anywhere.”

~ Author Unknown

[Bob]

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[dom14]

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There's no meaning in trying to find the meaning of life. I like that. :D

[UncleFrosty]

A sense of humour is a sense of perspective.

[Bush Ranger]

You can judge a tree by its fruit.

[Bob]

“No matter how dirty your past is,
your future is still spotless.”
~*Drake

[growler2058]

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/08/64.jpg

[Avo]

just you ythinmk you idiot


















doesn't mean you only one

[Avo]

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yahoooooooooo

[GQtdauto]

Look out Avo has had a few too many shandy's .

[dom14]

Albert Namatjira paintings.
What a great artist!
Every one of his paintings has a calming effect. Almost like being in that place.


72786
72787
72788
72789
72790

[Clunk]

Do you get a courtesy dog if you have pet insurance and yours is in the vets?

[PeeBee]

Do you get a courtesy dog if you have pet insurance and yours is in the vets?

Holy Jesus man, what are you on? This is the greatest 'far left field' connection I couldn't even think about - you are a very different dude - hope we meet some day!!!

[Bob]

“Being honest
may not get you a lot of friends
but it’ll always get you the right ones.”
~ Author Unknown

[Bush Ranger]

Water will find it`s own level.

[Bob]

“Thousands of tired, nerve-shaken,
over-civilized people
are beginning to find out
that going to the mountains
is going home;
that wildness is a necessity…
and that mountain parks
are useful not only as
fountains of timber…
but as fountains of life.”
~ John Mulr

[Rossco]

“Thousands of tired, nerve-shaken,
over-civilized people
are beginning to find out
that going to the mountains
is going home;
that wildness is a necessity…
and that mountain parks
are useful not only as
fountains of timber…
but as fountains of life.”
~ John MulrToo true Bob, i was depressed to be back at work yesterday after being in the mountains. . It's good for the soul. . .

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[GQtdauto]

Too true Bob, i was depressed to be back at work yesterday after being in the mountains. . It's good for the soul. . .

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And on that note of the snow trip , never eat yellow snow .

[MB]

Thought for the day:
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/08/7.png Was it a hot Coffee layered centre or a hot Galliano layered bottom? http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/08/210.jpg


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[nissannewby]

72965

...........

[Brissieboy]

Water will find it`s own level.

Unless it finds the hole first.

[Bush Ranger]

Unless it finds the hole first.

Then you put a plug in to it.

[Clunk]

As I get older and I remember all the people I’ve lost along the way, I think to myself, maybe a career as a safari tour guide wasn’t for me after all.

[Bob]

“You’ve got to be very careful
if you don’t know where you’re going,
because you might not get there.”
~ Yogi Berra

[growler2058]

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/09/22.jpg

[Bob]

It is not Will Power that is important
but Wont Power

[growler2058]

http://homean.me/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/buddha-quotes-on-death-and-life-1-about-buddha-29-quotes.jpg

[Bob]

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???????????????????

[growler2058]

???????????????????
????????????????? Whered i post that?

[Bob]

????????????????? Whered i post that?

In your original Post there is nothing whatsoever in the detail and definitely no Pic of Bacon
growler2058

[Bob]

Do you ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00
a piece on those little bottles of Evian water?

Try spelling Evian backwards.

[growler2058]

In your original Post there is nothing whatsoever in the detail and definitely no Pic of Bacon
@growler2058 (http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/member.php?u=2058)

NFI!? But bush ranger liked it

[Bush Ranger]

Bloody oath I did. Thought it was the best post ever.

[Mc4by]

"I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look"

[Bush Ranger]

An offer that no body can refuse.^^

[Bob]

Those who can laugh without cause
have either found the true meaning
of happiness or have gone stark raving mad.

Norm Papernick

[Bush Ranger]

^^@Bob It helps to cope.

[Avo]

either days are getting faster
or i'm getting slower



me Avo

[Bob]

“The past is where you learned the lesson.
The future is where you apply the lesson.
Don’t give up in the middle”
*
~ Author Unknown

[Bob]

It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten.
They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.

[Bob]

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids?
If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.
'How old are you?' I'm four and a half!' you're never thirty-six and a half.*
You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key.
You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.
'How old are you?' I'm gonna be 16!' You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16!
And then the greatest day of your life ... You become 21.
Even the words sound like a ceremony ... YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!!
But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there?
Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out.
There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed.
You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa!
Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50.

And your dreams are gone.
But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would.
So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.
You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70!
After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday.
You get into your 80's and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30; you REACH bedtime.
And it doesn't end there. Into the 90's, you start going backwards; 'I Was JUST 92.'
Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again.'
I'm 100 and a half!'
May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!
AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

[Bob]

There are big ships and small ships.*
But the best ship of all is friendship*

~ Author Unknown

[Bob]

“Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.”
~ Author Unknown

[MB]

“Burnouts are really dark, slow and steadfast wins any race”
~ :-)


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[bazzaboy]

Remember .... where ever you go, there you are.

[Bob]

“No matter how dirty your past is,
your future is still spotless.”

~*Drake

[Bob]

“A beautiful day begins with a beautiful mindset.
When you wake up,
take a second to think about what a privilege
it is to simply be alive and healthy.
The moment you start acting like life is a blessing,
I assure you it will start to feel like one.
Time spent appreciating is time worth living.”
~*Author Unknown

[Bob]

It is not economical
to go to bed early to save the candles
if the result is twins.
~ Chinese Proverb

[Clunk]

Avo

Here you go

[Avo]

Avo

Here you go

cheers karnt..............








if you write down what you did today..........
you don't have to remember anything tomorro.......

[Clunk]

cheers karnt..............








if you write down what you did today..........
you don't have to remember anything tomorro.......Well that makes sense cocko

[Avo]

Well that makes sense cocko

the struggle is real

[Bob]

If you can start the day without caffeine.
If you can get going without pep pills.
If you can always be cheerful ignoring aches and pains.
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles.
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it.
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time.
If you can overlook it when those you love take it out on you when through no fault of yours something goes wrong.
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment.
If you can ignore a friend's limited education and never correct him.
If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend.
If you can face the world without lies and deceit.
If you can conquer tension without medical help.
If you can relax without liquor.
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs.


.....Then you are probably the family dog!

[Bob]

“Time heals almost everything,
give it time.”

~ Seven Rules of Life

[Mc4by]

Kintsukuroi — More Beautiful for Having Been Broken.

This Japanese word describes the art of repairing broken pottery. On another level, it is a powerful metaphor of life.

The original story is said to have originated in the 1500's and speaks of a beautiful hand crafted bowl given to a great military leader of the time. The bowl was dropped and broke into 5 pieces. Instead of throwing the bowl pieces away, it was carefully reconstructed.
The bowl, having been broken, was not seen as worthless or devalued. It was in fact, seen as being even more valuable. It now possessed a resilience and beauty that it did not previously.
It is more beautiful for having been broken.

The proof of the bowl's fragility is evident; so is its resilience.

[MB]

“If you can't joke about the most horrendous things in the world, what's the point of jokes? What's the point in having humor? Humor is to get us over terrible things”
~Ricky Gervais


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[Plasnart]

“If you can't joke about the most horrendous things in the world, what's the point of jokes? What's the point in having humor? Humor is to get us over terrible things”
~Ricky Gervais


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I'm outraged and offended by that!!

;)

[MB]

“Just because you're offended, doesn’t mean you’re right”
~Tricky Ricky ;-)


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[Plasnart]

“Just because you're offended, doesn’t mean you’re right”
~Tricky Ricky ;-)


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I choose to be an outragee, so therefore I'm right and the outrager must to be silenced!

Free speech for all!! (but only if you agree with me).

Sad state of the world we've become.

Google Stephen Hughes comedian for some straight advice on the way the powers that be have sucked people power and personal freedom away over the last 40 years. Still accelerating :(

[Bob]

“One of the most sincere forms of respect
is actually listening to what another has to say.”
~ Bryant McGill

[Bob]

“Learn a lesson from your dog.
No matter what life brings you,
kick some grass over that s***
and move on.”

[Bob]

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[Bob]

“We do not stop playing because we grow old,
we grow old because we stop playing!”
~ Benjamin Franklin

[MB]

‘I No that I No Nothing’
~Socratees


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[Bob]

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Keep scrolling down and keep your thoughts clean













Keep scrolling down


















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[growler2058]

Nice bird BoB

[Throbbinhood]

If you don't sacrifice for what you want, what you want becomes the sacrifice.

[Throbbinhood]

Sooner or later your health will be your number one priority.

Either you make it a priority now, or it will make itself a priority later.

[MB]

An idle mind is the devils playground.
~Satin


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[Bob]

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[Bob]

“Don’t let yesterday take up too much of today.”
~ Will Rogers

[Throbbinhood]

You have to learn to see calories like you see money.

You can't overspend without consequences.

~Luis Villasenor

[Bob]

“As you slide down the banister of life,
may the splinters never point in the wrong direction.”
~ Irish Proverb

[nissannewby]

The lion does not care about the opinion of the sheep.

[MB]

Unruly uneducated Horses, do appreciate poorly spouse parked open window best Patrols! http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2018/06/142.jpghttp://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2018/06/143.jpghttp://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2018/06/144.jpghttp://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2018/06/145.jpghttp://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2018/06/146.jpghttp://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2018/06/147.jpg


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[growler2058]

Today is a beautifully warm day for a holiday http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2018/06/6.heic


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[Rossco]

Sux to be going home through the back roads of SA around Orroroo as everyone is passing going on their adventure in the other direction. . .

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[Bob]

“We are living on the planet
as if we have another one to go to.”
~ Terry Swearingen

[Avo]

Procrastination causes a numb arse

Nkt by me

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[Bob]

There are big ships and small ships.
But the best ship of all is friendship
~ Author Unknown

[Bob]

“A diamond is merely a lump of coal
that did well under pressure.”

[MB]

Tomorrow
The sun'll come out
Tomorrow
Bet your bottom dollar
That tomorrow
There'll be sun!
Just thinkin' about
Tomorrow
Clears away the cobwebs
And the sorrow
'Til there's none!
When I'm stuck with a day
That's grey
And lonely
I just stick out my chin
And grin
And say
Oh!
The sun'll come out
Tomorrow
So ya gotta hang on
'Til tomorrow
Come what may
Tomorrow, tomorrow!
I love ya tomorrow!
You're always
A day
Away!
When I'm stuck with a day
That's grey
And lonely
I just stick out my chin
And grin
And say
Oh!
The sun'll come out
Tomorrow
So ya gotta hang on
'Til tomorrow
Come what may
Tomorrow, tomorrow!
I love ya tomorrow!
You're always
A day
Away!
Tomorrow, tomorrow!
I love ya tomorrow!
You're always
A day
Away!

~Bob’s Ya Uncle Good Man!


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[Plasnart]

Tomorrow
The sun'll come out
Tomorrow
Bet your bottom dollar
That tomorrow
There'll be sun!
Just thinkin' about
Tomorrow
Clears away the cobwebs
And the sorrow
'Til there's none!
When I'm stuck with a day
That's grey
And lonely
I just stick out my chin
And grin
And say
Oh!
The sun'll come out
Tomorrow
So ya gotta hang on
'Til tomorrow
Come what may
Tomorrow, tomorrow!
I love ya tomorrow!
You're always
A day
Away!
When I'm stuck with a day
That's grey
And lonely
I just stick out my chin
And grin
And say
Oh!
The sun'll come out
Tomorrow
So ya gotta hang on
'Til tomorrow
Come what may
Tomorrow, tomorrow!
I love ya tomorrow!
You're always
A day
Away!
Tomorrow, tomorrow!
I love ya tomorrow!
You're always
A day
Away!

~Bob’s Ya Uncle Good Man!


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Somebody should write a song about that. 👍

[MB]

Needs RED hair, not you or I grey ol farts :-)


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[Avo]

If is a very small word that means a hell of alot

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[Bob]

“If you feel like
you’re losing everything,
remember that
trees lose their leaves every year
and they still stand tall
and wait for better days to come.”

[Bob]

"It's always darkest before the dawn.
So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper,
that's the time to do it."

[growler2058]

:devilred:BoB.......

[Bob]

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining,
the breeze is blowing,
the birds are singing,
and the lawn mower is broken.
~James Dent

[Bob]

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[Avo]

You can't plant a feather n grow a chook

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[Bob]

"Life is like a ocean;
sometimes calm and sometimes stormy
but still It has beauty."

[Bob]

“Some days i wish i could go back in life,
not to change anything,
but to feel a few things twice.”
~ Dodinsky

[Ghosts]

Vegemite is like bull dung, a little goes a long way.

[Bob]

“None of us are getting out of here alive.
So please stop treating yourself like an afterthought.
Eat the delicious food.
Walk in the sunshine.
Jump in the ocean.
Say the truth you’re carrying in your heart
like hidden treasure.
Be silly. Be kind. Be weird.
There’s no time for anything else.”

[Bob]

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…..………………..

[Bob]

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[Ghosts]

It`s hard to soar like an eagle, when you are surrounded by turkeys.

[AB]

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I think my life is the cleaner lol


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[AB]

I think my life is the cleaner lol


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Think about that folks lol


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[rusty_nail]

Think about that folks lol


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[Avo]

I'v3 always loved falcons......go ford

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[Mc4by]

Confidence is faith in yourself. Not something you can give to others easily.

[Bob]

"It's not enough to buy a tee shirt or some shoes.
To change the world you need put on some work boots and pick up a shovel."

[Bob]

“If you ever need a helping hand,
you’ll find one at the end of your arm”

[MB]

Why does say one 5.6L V8 engine sound so much better than say two 2.8L rice burners abreast?


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[Ghosts]

MB I have been thinking of your previous post and thought four 2.8l rice burners all up, two abreast. I just can`t get it out of my head.

[Avo]

Why does say one 5.6L V8 engine sound so much better than say two 2.8L rice burners abreast?


Sent from my iPhone using TapatalkBecause if one tittie can sound as good as 2 titties,the 2 are just annoying and you already have 1

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[Bob]

“Life is not about how fast you run
or how high you climb,
but how well you bounce.”

[Ghosts]

If life bowls you a bouncer, you might be playing cricket.

[Bob]

Camping: The art of getting closer to nature while getting farther away from the nearest cold beverage,
hot shower and flush toilet.
~Author Unknown

[Mc4by]

Don't confuse movement with achievement.

[Bob]

And dont I know it


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[Bob]

” Life’s biggest tragedy
is that we get old too soon
and wise too late.”