Alternator Warning Lamp Circuit Question

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That's a damn good equation!
The exponential in the equation troubles me though. Especially 'cos it represents the observers. That's bloody scary.
If nobody's watching, then the epic failure comes down to 1.(good news).
But, anybody's watching, you're heading for trouble with that exponent.
Equation also suggests lowering alcohol binge helps with alleviating epic failures.
That can't be right! I would argue for the opposite.
I would reevaluate that equation if I'm you.
Particularly the placement of the alcohol binge is very offensive to me

Haven't you heard the phrase "hold my beer and watch this" nothing bad has ever followed