ThE dRuNkIn RaMbLiN tHrEaD - dEdIcAtEd To ScOtTy

[NissanGQ4.2]

Feel free to hijack this thread now Scotty *LMAO*

[Dhuck]

What shall we do with a drunken sailor?
What shall we do with a drunken sailor?
What shall we do with a drunken sailor?
Early in the morning.

Way-hay, up she rises
Way-hay, up she rises
Way-hay, up she rises
Early in the morning.

Put him in the long boat 'til he's sober
Put him in the long boat 'til he's sober
Put him in the long boat 'til he's sober
Early in the morning.

Way-hay, up she rises
Way-hay, up she rises
Way-hay, up she rises
Early in the morning.

Pull out the bung and wet him all over
Pull out the bung and wet him all over
Pull out the bung and wet him all over
Early in the morning.

Way-hay, up she rises
Way-hay, up she rises
Way-hay, up she rises
Early in the morning.

Put him in the scuppers with the deck pump on him
Put him in the scuppers with the deck pump on him
Put him in the scuppers with the deck pump on him
Early in the morning.

Way-hay, up she rises
Way-hay, up she rises
Way-hay, up she rises
Early in the morning.

Heave him by the leg in a runnin' bowlin'
Heave him by the leg in a runnin' bowlin'
Heave him by the leg in a runnin' bowlin'
Early in the morning.

Way-hay, up she rises
Way-hay, up she rises
Way-hay, up she rises
Early in the morning.

Tie him to the taffrail when she's yard-arm under
Tie him to the taffrail when she's yard-arm under
Tie him to the taffrail when she's yard-arm under
Early in the morning.

Way-hay, up she rises
Way-hay, up she rises
Way-hay, up she rises
Early in the morning.

Put him in the bilge and make him drink it
Put him in the bilge and make him drink it
Put him in the bilge and make him drink it
Early in the morning.

Way-hay, up she rises
Way-hay, up she rises
Way-hay, up she rises
Early in the morning.

Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Early in the morning.

[NissanGQ4.2]

love it dhuck

[Dhuck]

could not resist that one.

[Bigrig]

Looky, looky what we have here lads!!!!! This is like the forum equivalent of that Carlton Mid Strength ad !!!!! LMFAO!!!!

One of those threads where you let everybody else (and your missus) know that you're "just going to sharpen the blades on the mower" then stealthily jump onto this thread in an attempt to have nothing but drunken ramble!!!!!

Thanks guys - you are seriously the best ... I have a tear of joy in my eye (the ones in my top head of course!!!!) Bwah hah ha ha haaaaa ...

Mods and admins - how long you reckon this thread will last before getting binned?? lol

[Dark 1]

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[NissanGQ4.2]

Mods and admins - how long you reckon this thread will last before getting binned?? lol

Binned or BANNED?

[Bigrig]

Binned or BANNED?

Either way - what a way to go!!!! LOL

[Dhuck]

Is patrol family love. A little bit of man love for you.

[Bigrig]

Is patrol family love. A little bit of man love for you.

I've actually cracked a coldie and rolled a durrie just to watch this thread grow!!!!

[Dhuck]

How many beer created pages can we create??????????

[Bigrig]

How many beer created pages can we create??????????

Dunno ... how many photos did we take over the weekend?? LMFAO!!!!

[Woof]

Hmmmm, heads or tails????????????????

[Dhuck]

did we???????????

[Bigrig]

Hmmmm, heads or tails????????????????

Shhhhh .... Doggy is lurking!! lol

[Dhuck]

huh what hey grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Dark 1]

huh what hey grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Crazy buggers. Todd what have you let loose.

[Bigrig]

Crazy buggers. Todd what have you let loose.

Close it down moderators ... it was some of the best minutes of my life, but I understand if it needs to go.

If it doesn't, then YIP YAH!!!! time to get on the soup and ramble!!!! LMFAO!!!!

[Dhuck]

huh what hey quack quack quack

[Dark 1]

I'm sitting here reading this pissin myself laughing. You guys are a crack up.

[Woof]

Heads it is, go for it...lololol

[Dhuck]

Yes this must be a pg rated thread I think. quack quack quack

[AB]

I'm lost for words...lol

I saw this just as I was leaving work and thought I wonder how this will go...3 hours later I am impressed!!!

I watched that Wall-e show the other night with my daughter and you guys remind me of those dyslexic robots that Wall-e lets out of the cage and they go on a rampage...lol

[Woof]

Well done Todd, good thinking mate, it should keep all of the hijackers in one place so we can find them easier..lol

[wildgu6]

ROFLMAO guys, Ohh it hurts sooooooooo much
Todd your either a bloody idiot or a bloody legend, :bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:

:thumbup::thumbup::band::1062::1087::trink13::trin k13::clapping:

[NissanGQ4.2]

ROFLMAO guys, Ohh it hurts sooooooooo much
Todd your either a bloody idiot or a bloody legend

Am a...................bloody idiot, but u already knew that Pete

[Bigrig]

Am a...................bloody idiot, but u already knew that Pete

Bloody legend I say ... Ahhhh, it's good to be home!! LOL

[Dark 1]

roflmao guys, ohh it hurts sooooooooo much
todd your either a bloody idiot or a bloody legend, :bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:

:thumbup::thumbup::band::1062::1087::trink13::trin k13::clapping:
Bloody legend i say massive legend, needed a good laugh today & the boys delivered in spades..

[NissanGQ4.2]

Bloody legend i say massive legend, needed a good laugh today & the boys delivered in spades..

always likely 2 find a good laugh on this forum :)

[NissanGQ4.2]

night Scotty, hope your enjoying your new home *L*

[Bigrig]

night Scotty, hope your enjoying your new home *L*

Seeya mate - thanks for building it for me! LOL

[Dhuck]

damn we still goin lovin it

[Bigrig]

Time for another me thinks!!

[Dhuck]

Have one for me mate. I am drying out for a couple of days.

[big_fletch]

Don't know why bit I can see this becoming a ripper thread.... Wait, to late it already is Haha..
I'm empty, time for another refill

[nowoolies]

If i have anymore ill fall of the perch rotflmao

[big_fletch]

If i have anymore ill fall of the perch rotflmao

Just don't hurt yaself mate, and don't spill any of the precious nectar lol

[Bigrig]

Just don't hurt yaself mate, and don't spill any of the precious nectar lol

All my 4 kids know the two rules of the house (dhuck heard them on the weekend from the kids mouths direct).

Rule number 1. If you spill the beer, you're out of the family.
Rule number 2. No hospitals on weekends.

You should see the two youngest ones reactions if they knock a drink over - hilarious ... They basically start packing!!!!! LMFAO!!!

[big_fletch]

All my 4 kids know the two rules of the house (dhuck heard them on the weekend from the kids mouths direct).

Rule number 1. If you spill the beer, you're out of the family.
Rule number 2. No hospitals on weekends.

You should see the two youngest ones reactions if they knock a drink over - hilarious ... They basically start packing!!!!! LMFAO!!!


Haha lmfao, I like that set of rules.... we shall call it the beer law :cheers:

[Bigrig]

Haha lmfao, I like that set of rules.... we shall call it the beer law :cheers:

Done - my kids know them off by heart - very easy house to live in this one!!!! lol

[nowoolies]

QUOTE=Bigrig;41640]Done - my kids know them off by heart - very easy house to live in this one!!!! lol[/QUOTE]

poor little one`s
you a cruel man teach them to hold on tight......... to the stubbie:1062::1062::1062:babeys bottles no problems lmao

[big_fletch]

Done - my kids know them off by heart - very easy house to live in this one!!!! lol

I'm sure it will stay that way as long as the rules are followed lol

[Dhuck]

So I must be a member of the family now. I didn't spill adrop by memory. But the amount we drunk I don't think the memory works real well anymore

[Bigrig]

So I must be a member of the family now. I didn't spill adrop by memory. But the amount we drunk I don't think the memory works real well anymore

Not a drop mate .. If you don't count what you left in the side garden about 10 minutes before you left that is!! And I'm not talking about having a leak!!!! LMFAO!!!!!

[nowoolies]

secrets comming out now huh????? this could be the start of another thread !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[big_fletch]

secrets comming out now huh????? this could be the start of another thread !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You don't mean another beer related thread do ya lol????? Don't think we need another lmfao

[Dhuck]

That was lunch. I didn't really need to eat

[nowoolies]

BEER not ANOTHER???????? wash yer mouth out sonny lmao and while yer at it ill have just one more ....................................six pac!!!!!

[Bigrig]

that was lunch. I didn't really need to eat

lol!!!! ....

[Bigrig]

BEER not ANOTHER???????? wash yer mouth out sonny lmao and while yer at it ill have just one more ....................................six pac!!!!!

That's the way soldier!!! lol

[nowoolies]

beer .......................not just for breakfast!!!!!!

[Dhuck]

Who needs food when you got a gut full of grog

[Bigrig]

beer .......................not just for breakfast!!!!!!

Mate, as per my "thought of the day" post .... 24 beers in a carton, 24 hours in a day ... Coincidence? I think not!!! LoL

[big_fletch]

beer .......................not just for breakfast!!!!!!

But also for lrunch... its like a liquid meal

[Dhuck]

Mate, as per my "thought of the day" post .... 24 beers in a carton, 24 hours in a day ... Coincidence? I think not!!! LoL

And how many did we consume?

[big_fletch]

BEER not ANOTHER???????? wash yer mouth out sonny lmao and while yer at it ill have just one more ....................................six pac!!!!!

If I'm not carefully, I shall get kicked out of the thread.. pardon my stupidity lol
Bring on a second beer thread lmfao

[nowoolies]

mate, as per my "thought of the day" post .... 24 beers in a carton, 24 hours in a day ... Coincidence? I think not!!! Lol

shoot................. Im into overtime !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bigrig]

And how many did we consume?

More than that - 4 times more than that!!!! lol

[nowoolies]

holy crap batman this thread is gunna overflow

[Dhuck]

That has to be shares in a brewery for that effort I think

[big_fletch]

More than that - 4 times more than that!!!! lol

Hahahaha no wonder you have your own thread... that's a damn good effort

[nowoolies]

If I'm not carefully, I shall get kicked out of the thread.. pardon my stupidity lol
Bring on a second beer thread lmfao

ill say this for all here .....................YOUR BUY FLETCH ............LMAO

[Finly Owner]

Just reading this thread is enought o make a man drink

[Dhuck]

bloody good weekend considering it was an afternoon bbq and a couple of beers. But no it was a couple of days and umpty dozen beers

[Bigrig]

ill say this for all here .....................YOUR BUY FLETCH ............LMAO

Just signed out on the general banter thread, then saw it was Fletch's shout, so signed straight back in!!! LOL!!!!

[Bigrig]

Just reading this thread is enought o make a man drink

You welcome mate! lol

[Finly Owner]

you still ere

[Bigrig]

you still ere

Yes sir ...

[Dhuck]

rofl..............

[nowoolies]

just signed out on the general banter thread, then saw it was fletch's shout, so signed straight back in!!! Lol!!!!


im gunna move back to queensland!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[big_fletch]

ill say this for all here .....................YOUR BUY FLETCH ............LMAO

Haha to be sure to be sure... I would gladly buy, the first round at least lol

[Bigrig]

im gunna move back to queensland!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL!!! See you soon mate!!

[nowoolies]

wheres ma keys ma

[Bigrig]

wheres ma keys ma

No drink driving mate ... get ma to drive!!! lol

[Dhuck]

have a beer then a laugh another beer a swim beer more beer swim laugh

[Finly Owner]

Scott check general bant

[Clunk]

after this night, you'll need to open up a barfing thread lol

[Bigrig]

Pretty successful little thread you started Todd!!! Nearly 80 posts in only a few hours!!! LOL ... See ... I'm not the only rambler apparently!!! lol

[nowoolies]

have a beer then a laugh another beer a swim beer more beer swim laugh

is it legal in Queensland to swim in the beer , saves getting out to have a beer, just a thought lol

[Dhuck]

Like the idea and they say beer is good for the hair

[nowoolies]

wondered why i need a hair cut every two weeks
my missus recon`s i dont drink much........................for three blokes ...........lmao

[Dhuck]

mine just tells me out right "your a drunk. I hate drunks"

[Bigrig]

mine just tells me out right "your a drunk. I hate drunks"

Ergo - she hates you!! LOL ... have to say though, that was fairly obvious the whole time you were here!! ROFLMFAO!!!!!!

[Bigrig]

mine just tells me out right "your a drunk. I hate drunks"

Hang on a sec ... that means she hates me too!!!! Ahhhh sh!t .... LOL!!!!

[Dhuck]

rofl...........

[Dhuck]

Just thinking, I know a way around it. We are plasterers. We were plastered.

[NissanGQ4.2]

holy sh!t, just dropped in for a bourbon, Scotty is face down on the floor, don't think he is breathin anymore!!!! what 2 do....what 2 do.......mouth 2 mouth or steal the bourbons...................STEAL THE BOURBONS!!!!!!!, cya scotty time 2 take KNAT for another ram raid *LMAO*

[big_fletch]

mouth 2 mouth or steal the bourbons...................STEAL THE BOURBONS!!!!!!!

HAHA Steal the bourbans, we know where your allegiance lies rofl

[Bigrig]

holy sh!t, just dropped in for a bourbon, Scotty is face down on the floor, don't think he is breathin anymore!!!! what 2 do....what 2 do.......mouth 2 mouth or steal the bourbons...................STEAL THE BOURBONS!!!!!!!, cya scotty time 2 take KNAT for another ram raid *LMAO*

It was getting crowded in here anyway!!! LOL!!! And I'd DEFINITELY rather you took the bourbons than whacked your lips on me, no matter what the intent, so sincerest of thanks for that!! LMFAO

[NissanGQ4.2]

And I'd DEFINITELY rather you took the bourbons than whacked your lips on me, no matter what the intent need not 2 worry mate, even if it was a hot female on the floor not breathin, I'd still take the bourbons and leave *L*

[Dhuck]

What has me f@#$ed is why Scotty has bourbon at his place any way

[Bigrig]

need not 2 worry mate, even if it was a hot female on the floor not breathin, I'd still take the bourbons and leave *L*

Good boy!!

[Bigrig]

What has me f@#$ed is why Scotty has bourbon at his place any way

Coz he'll drink anything that clown ..

Hang on .. you were talking about me .. in that case, I'm a clown and will drink anything!!! LOL

[big_fletch]

Coz he'll drink anything that clown ..

Hang on .. you were talking about me .. in that case, I'm a clown and will drink anything!!! LOL

What about vodka cruisers?????? Haha lmfao

[nowoolies]

What about vodka cruisers?????? Haha lmfao

a boat full vodka ...................sh*t oh dear now thats p#ssed

[Dhuck]

What size cruiser? the bigger the more we share

[nowoolies]

share ....share i hear you say sir what is this word share you speak of ..............rotflmao

[Maxhead]

Well, well, well. What can I say , What a thread!!!
Love every bit of it...lol

[big_fletch]

Well, well, well. What can I say , What a thread!!!
Love every bit of it...lol

Haha had a few good laughs on this one mate, stay tuned cause I'm sure there will be plenty more lol

[nowoolies]

vodka by the boat load lol

[AB]

Seems like a good thread to have a sook about alcohol prices.

1st Feb has seen an increase in alcohol.

Went to the bottle shop on the way home to get a sneaky tasty can....Jack Daniels can $6.50 each.....WHAT THE?????????

[nowoolies]

time to change the bottle shop you use mate
or use your bull bar to make a withdrawl lmao
drink BEER makes you young again and goodlooking

[big_fletch]

vodka by the boat load lol

Haha gotta love that, I hope its a big boat cause I only got 2 six packs left!!!!

[nowoolies]

im getting a bigggggggg headache just thinking about all this grog
im getting another beer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[big_fletch]

Seems like a good thread to have a sook about alcohol prices.

1st Feb has seen an increase in alcohol.

Went to the bottle shop on the way home to get a sneaky tasty can....Jack Daniels can $6.50 each.....WHAT THE?????????

JD is always expensive, but that's because its bloody delicious lol

[AB]

JD is always expensive, but that's because its bloody delicious lol

Never $6.50 though....maybe $5 or $5.50 but $6.50 is just insane!!!

[Dhuck]

is like cans of bundy. They are about the same price.

[big_fletch]

Never $6.50 though....maybe $5 or $5.50 but $6.50 is just insane!!!

Yer tis true, maybe try different bottle-o cause can def get it cheaper than that... option b is to buy in bulk and have a few spares lol

[big_fletch]

is like cans of bundy. They are about the same price.

Yes yes gotta love the prices on spirts

[Dhuck]

I had to change to Tooheys Extra Dry due to the bundy not doing enough for the price and quantity any more

[big_fletch]

Yes depending on finances for the week I switch over to carton cold.. as I am drinking now Haha

[Dhuck]

It sucks when you have to give up your favorite bev and lower your standards to the lesser of them, BEER.

[NissanGQ4.2]

It sucks when you have to give up your favorite bev and lower your standards to the lesser of them, BEER.

I would rather go dry than drink beer.......nah just kidding.......... but last on the list

[big_fletch]

What would be No1 Todd????

[nowoolies]

I had to change to Tooheys Extra Dry due to the bundy not doing enough for the price and quantity any more

hay dhuck
when i lived over there we could go to the main gate at bundy distilery and get a freebee as younge ones
they dont do that any more ???????? stick to teds mate grow hair on yer chest and makes one smell good too

[Dark 1]

I can't beleive you guys, sacrilige! BEER is the gods nectre.......BEER is liquid gold.......The world revolves around BEER !!!!
YES I LOVE BEER !

[Dhuck]

That is why my chest hair tickles my chin and sweat like a mongrel. Man I thought it was just life

[Woof]

Well I only drink Cascade Premium Light, cannot handle anything else..............maybe I peaked too young...lol

[NissanGQ4.2]

What would be No1 Todd????

I'm bourbon man, but also like scotch and whiskey, just fill my body with any kind of spirits and i'll be happy :)

[big_fletch]

I'm bourbon man, but also like scotch and whiskey, just fill my body with any kind of spirits and i'll be happy :)

Haha tis a good choice lol

[NissanGQ4.2]

I'm surprised this thread is still going *LMAO*

[Dhuck]

the only safe place to talk p!ss

[nowoolies]

and have a drink as well

[Dhuck]

and ramble lol

[NissanGQ4.2]

doing the drinkin part now :) mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm bourbon :)

[Finly Owner]

I think I should have 4 stubbies b4 reading this thread.

[wildgu6]

Todd Todd Todd, what can i say, dont spill it on your damn mouse, the wheel ceases up.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpEhPvsXNKw&feature=related

[NissanGQ4.2]

thats me in one mate, but more bourbon's than scotch :)

[wildgu6]

Yer reminded me of you buddy, just couldnt find a computer to put in front of him...........LMAO

[NissanGQ4.2]

nite all, I'm outta here, make sure you leave some bourbons, whiskey and beers 4 2morrow nite

[wildgu6]

Night buddy, dont forget the night cap, scotch straight up with bourbon chaser.

[Clunk]

Never $6.50 though....maybe $5 or $5.50 but $6.50 is just insane!!!

yeah it's a bloody rip off mate, I tend to buy a couple of bottles of Jim for for about $60, get a slab of coke, crack open a can, drink some, then chuck in the Jim........... lets the good times role lmao

[Clunk]

I'm surprised this thread is still going *LMAO*


the only safe place to talk p!ss


and have a drink as well


and ramble lol

and don't forget the farting and belching !!!!!! lol

[Clunk]

I'm bourbon man, but also like scotch and whiskey, just fill my body with any kind of spirits and i'll be happy :)

Good choices there Todd, now would that be with coke or dry?

[Bigrig]

I can't beleive you guys, sacrilige! BEER is the gods nectre.......BEER is liquid gold.......The world revolves around BEER !!!!
YES I LOVE BEER !

And it loves you my furry little friend - just remember that and you and beer will get along forever!!! LOL

[MQ MAD]

Old bloke told me scotch and milk , great nite cap
Makes ya sleep good
I did try it,well after him first tho,he didnt keel over so thought id have a bash
Had this for quite a while

My best cold remedy is,
2 fishermens friends (the lollies,there lads OK LOL)in ya gob
Then straight shots of whiskey all day (any sort doesnt matter)
The next day all gone
Who needs cough syrup
This remedy soooooo much better

[Bigrig]

Old bloke told me scotch and milk , great nite cap
Makes ya sleep good
I did try it,well after him first tho,he didnt keel over so thought id have a bash
Had this for quite a while

My best cold remedy is,
2 fishermens friends (the lollies,there lads OK LOL)in ya gob
Then straight shots of whiskey all day (any sort doesnt matter)
The next day all gone
Who needs cough syrup
This remedy soooooo much better

Righto - you've started it - everyone start throwing in your alcohol related remedies, recipes, etc!!

Always used to get hot toddy's from my parents when I was crook (faked being ill more than they ever knew!! LOL!!). Nip of rum in warm milk .. Apparently was good for starving off a fever once you had a cold!!!! Couldn't have cared less about that, all I know is by grade 9 I wanted to take a flask of it to school every day!!!!! LOL!!!!

[MQ MAD]

Grade 10 , me and 2 mates got a 4L goonie to school
We had a play to do,we needed to settle our nerves
It was the first class after lunch,so liquid lunch oh goody

Needless to say we had the whole class in larfta

[Bigrig]

Grade 10 , me and 2 mates got a 4L goonie to school
We had a play to do,we needed to settle our nerves
It was the first class after lunch,so liquid lunch oh goody

Needless to say we had the whole class in larfta

I can only assume then that the routine involved a lot of falling over and swearing at your own legs?? LMFAO!!!!

[MQ MAD]

Needless to say it was one of those, "you had to be there" moments

[Dhuck]

You do that Scotty? No I couldn't imagine you doing that (cough splutter). At least I had the decency to drink off grounds when I was at school. Oh hang on I was never there, I was always away drinking or other.

[Bigrig]

Oh hang on I was never there, I was always away drinking or other.

that explains a great deal actually!!! LMFAO!!!!!

[Dhuck]

My year 10 report card will beat any ones

[Bigrig]

My year 10 report card will beat any ones

Hmmm ... I see ... wouldn't dream of rising to the challenge, but I would ask the question of 'when was the last time you applied for a job, and they asked for your year 10 results?' OTHER than when you were applying to KFC in year 11 I mean!!! LMFAO!!!!!!

[Dhuck]

Never had to show my junior certificate. Year 11 did the trick. Had the right subjects then and was in good with the principal. However year 11 happened about 4 times in 18 months

[Bigrig]

Never had to show my junior certificate. Year 11 did the trick. Had the right subjects then and was in good with the principal. However year 11 happened about 4 times in 18 months

You're not helping your situation here by giving me more ammo!!! LOL!!!

[Dhuck]

lol beer , beer, beer and more beer

Go for your life

[Bigrig]

Well - I'm off to have another coldie and watch the last part of Joe Dirt!!! Might chat later when I'm full as a state school! LOL

[Finly Owner]

Well - I'm off to have another coldie and watch the last part of Joe Dirt!!! Might chat later when I'm full as a state school! LOL
An all girls state school I hope

[Clunk]

if water was vodka and i was a duck i'd swim to the bottom and never come up but vodkas not water and i am not a duck so pass me a bottle and shut the f*** up!

[Bigrig]

if water was vodka and i was a duck i'd swim to the bottom and never come up but vodkas not water and i am not a duck so pass me a bottle and shut the f*** up!

You really need to sleep!!! I like it, but sleep none the less is what you need!! LMFAO!!!

[Clunk]

You really need to sleep!!! I like it, but sleep none the less is what you need!! LMFAO!!!

hahahahahaha your a fine one to talk mate, not quite 11pm here bud and besides the rug rats have been playing up and have just got off to sleep half hour ago........... so now it's dad time lmao

[Bigrig]

hahahahahaha your a fine one to talk mate, not quite 11pm here bud and besides the rug rats have been playing up and have just got off to sleep half hour ago........... so now it's dad time lmao

Top stuff - I just stuck my head in as everyone's pissed off to bed here as well - 4 kids, 1 wife and 3 dogs all out to it .. Me? I'm on the lounge having a beer and watching Stripes!! LOL... Seeya mate.

[nowoolies]

pass another sir make that two

[Clunk]

Me? I'm on the lounge having a beer and watching Stripes!! LOL... Seeya mate.

now would that be the one about a zebra, or the army????? lmao

[Bigrig]

now would that be the one about a zebra, or the army????? lmao

Army brother ... Army ... You did have a long night didn't you? LOL!!!

[MQ MAD]

How about we all share our best/funniest drunken adventure story
Not a i got hammered got arrested spent the nite away story
Just a good make us all larf story

Im sure you would have a couple scotty

[NissanGQ4.2]

Good choices there Todd, now would that be with coke or dry?

same as u mate, 99% of the time its Jim Beam and Coke, but every now and then i have it dry :)

[Bigrig]

How about we all share our best/funniest drunken adventure story
Not a i got hammered got arrested spent the nite away story
Just a good make us all larf story

Im sure you would have a couple scotty

How much time do you have!!! LOL .. My missus rattled a few off to dhuck when he was over last weekend ... speaking of that weekend, let's just assume I was fairly pickled ... right? Well, getting a beer out of the back fridge and the missus asks me to get the salad out of the fridge ... being it was a food group that scares me, I was quite rightly shaking ... none the less, I drop the f#cking bowl an half the salad lands on the concrete floor - missis barks at me "you'd better be eating that" and not one to be outdone, I did ... straight off the deck, down on all fours like one of the dogs (who I was growling at by the way as they came close) and lapping up my salad whilst the "real" people sat at the table and enjoyed there dinner. A 'had to be there moment' but will give you some insight into what I do at home let alone when I'm let off the leash!!!! LOL - you remember that fine moment dhuck? You took a photo on your phone that I very stealthily deleted when you went to bed as you told me you were going to post it!!!

By the way - the missus and I are just enjoying our second coldie! It is Saturday after all!!!! LMFAO.

You know how they have AA classes for alcoholics and they stand up all coy and say there name and sh!t? Do you reckon they have an AU class for people like me? You know, Alcoholics Unanimous !!!! LOL - a place where you get up and say "my name is Scotty, and I'm an alcoholic" which is met with rousing applause and someone passing you a drink!!!

I'm giggling again ...

DISCLAIMER: No! I do not have a drinking problem ....
I drink, I get drunk and I fall over no problem at all !!!!!

[MQ MAD]

Mate told me he doesnt go to AA any more
They dont supply grog and they know his name
Whats alcoholic and anonymus about that ???

My funny story is,
The neighbours were away and we had to look after their place
So skinned as a lizard i walked (well stumbled )over
Climbed up on his gate,and fell head first on the ground
Worse part the liquid was still other side of gate
So very quickly checked the house , then climbed the gate again
And guess what , fell of it again
Staggered home,got half way up the driveway,and the legs just went and fell down and passed out on a meat ant nest
Missus didnt know where i was,she just kept ring the mobile and found me that way

[Finly Owner]

Top stuff - I just stuck my head in as everyone's pissed off to bed here as well - 4 kids, 1 wife and 3 dogs all out to it .. Me? I'm on the lounge having a beer and watching Stripes!! LOL... Seeya mate.
I love the egg flip under her buttocks on the stove bit.

[Bigrig]

I love the egg flip under her buttocks on the stove bit.

I love the sign on scene:
"are either of you, homosexuals" ...
"no, but we are willing to try"
"yeah, would they send us some place nice?"

LOL ... Not bad for a 30 year old flick!!!

[Finly Owner]

Mate told me he doesnt go to AA any more
They dont supply grog and they know his name
Whats alcoholic and anonymus about that ???

My funny story is,
The neighbours were away and we had to look after their place
So skinned as a lizard i walked (well stumbled )over
Climbed up on his gate,and fell head first on the ground
Worse part the liquid was still other side of gate
So very quickly checked the house , then climbed the gate again
And guess what , fell of it again
Staggered home,got half way up the driveway,and the legs just went and fell down and passed out on a meat ant nest
Missus didnt know where i was,she just kept ring the mobile and found me that way

At least the meat ants would have helped you loose weight. LOL

[Finly Owner]

A few Christmas's ago, I had lined up on the dining table my bottles of Booze. The line up was in 750ml bottles and I was mixing with soft drinks OK. Jimmy, Jack, Homemade bourbon, and GlenFiddich. Iwould have turn about in my rather large beer handle. Well after hours pass, tell Dia I'm going to bed.

I awoke the next day to find out I had rang bro-in-law and swore abuse @ him for not coming over for drink, I remember calling but not the rest. But, the funniest I went to freezer and found a frozen bourbon & coke in my beer handle. I asked Dia what the? Her reply, " I asked you what you wanted me to do with your drink and you said put it freezer" I said "but what's with the spoon in it?" She answered " you said leave it in it too" No recollection...........

[AB]

I can't believe how well this post has gone...lol

[Clunk]

thats because we're all P**s heads mate hahahah

[AB]

I think I belong here tonight...lol

Got home about 4 hours ago and just spent the last 3 hours and 59 minutes, drinking and looking at the patrol conjoiring up ideas and mods....

Came up with some rippers...lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Time for another blizzardly cold one!!!

Got about a thousand mozzie bites on me though!!!!

[Clunk]

damn those bloody mozzies hahahahaha, I've ran out of me drinks now......... contemplating opening up the missus' white wine.............. yes it has got that bad!!!!!!!!

[AB]

damn those bloody mozzies hahahahaha, I've ran out of me drinks now......... contemplating opening up the missus' white wine.............. yes it has got that bad!!!!!!!!

Nah don't do that mate...lol...Wine gives me the sponge cake headaches the next day...I could drink 20 cans and feel average the next day but have a bottle of red or white and wake up feeling like someone has sucked every cell out of head!!!!

[AB]

Well maybe just one wouldn't hurt...baw ha ha ha...lol

[Clunk]

to late half the bottle gone now, giggling like a drunken school girl now hahahah

[AB]

to late half the bottle gone now, giggling like a drunken school girl now hahahah

Thats the ship mate...lol

Looks like you and I are pretty much trashing this forum tonight...lol

Bloody hijackers...lol...All of this hijacking talk and I'm one of the worst culprits!!!

[Clunk]

Thats the ship mate...lol

Looks like you and I are pretty much trashing this forum tonight...lol

Bloody hijackers...lol...All of this hijacking talk and I'm one of the worst culprits!!!

yes AB you're setting a bad example mate and have to stop it right now!!!!!! hahahahahahahahah

[Clunk]

Tony will come along and clean it all up if your not careful lmao

[AB]

I want to make sure we all have fun and give ship to eachother and just enjoy the forum though.

We just have to try and keep the proper mechanical threads on track.

Even a basic question in the general section could be hijacked I think...lol...to a point...Maybe stay on subject, etc

[Clunk]

...Maybe stay on subject, etc

like that's ever gonna happen, I know I've only been here a short time but I've seen enough to know that it doesn't take long for the subject matter to change hahahahahahahahahaha

[AB]

like that's ever gonna happen, I know I've only been here a short time but I've seen enough to know that it doesn't take long for the subject matter to change hahahahahahahahahaha

Thats what makes the forum though...lol

[Clunk]

that's what I like about it, someone just going off on a complete tangent, then eventually getting back on track, it's bloody hilarious

[MQ MAD]

Oh , so a few are on the wine,and there all.
"But we must be good" LOL

Put down the wine,girlys,and take a walk on the edge
Just be warry of the mods big stick,or the dog bitting
Usually when trouble persists,confront danger with a beer,it works
Failling that,blame the afluence of incahol

[Bigrig]

Oh , so a few are on the wine,and there all.
"But we must be good" LOL

Put down the wine,girlys,and take a walk on the edge
Just be warry of the mods big stick,or the dog bitting
Usually when trouble persists,confront danger with a beer,it works
Failling that,blame the afluence of incahol

Works for me!!! Onwards to the beer fridge!!!! LOL

[Clunk]

Works for me!!! Onwards to the beer fridge!!!! LOL

Off to the bottle shop to replenish my stock and better fix the missus up with her wine too.................. had no choice but to drink it last night, ran out of everything else and bottleos all shut, it was either the wine ore the white meths and I didn't have enough milk for the meths hahahahahahaha

[Bigrig]

Off to the bottle shop to replenish my stock and better fix the missus up with her wine too.................. had no choice but to drink it last night, ran out of everything else and bottleos all shut, it was either the wine ore the white meths and I didn't have enough milk for the meths hahahahahahaha

Nah .. Metho is no good since they started putting that chemical in it a few years ago to make you sick if you drank it!! LOL

[Finly Owner]

I think I belong here tonight...lol

Got home about 4 hours ago and just spent the last 3 hours and 59 minutes, drinking and looking at the patrol conjoiring up ideas and mods....

Came up with some rippers...lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Time for another blizzardly cold one!!!

Got about a thousand mozzie bites on me though!!!!
Mozzies must have decided they needed night at pub

[NissanGQ4.2]

Shame you couldn't of stuck around longer Scotty and had a few more drinks.

looks like ur thread has finally died. whats the go? were have all the drinkers gone?

[nowoolies]

nice 2 of meet u Scotty, shame you couldn't of stuck around longer and had a few more drinks.

looks like ur thread has finally died. whats the go? were have all the drinkers gone?

still here but under the desk lmao

[DX grunt]

Well, well well. Has a monster been created?

Let's get a nickname for Bigrig. I'll start by suggesting......

Gotta can
Wanna can
Hada can
Needa can (dual meaning. lol)
Crackda can
Cracka can
Cold can
Interesting can
Gimme-a-can
Smashda can
Dranka can
Can thanks
Cantastic

Don't you think you should reduce your carbohydrate intake and utilize the other 4 food groups that are available? lololol

And for his rig....... Cantankerous
:smileyvault-cute-bi:smileyvault-cute-bi:smileyvault-cute-bi:smileyvault-cute-bi:smileyvault-cute-bi

[Clunk]

Well, well well. Has a monster been created?

Let's get a nickname for Bigrig. I'll start by suggesting......

Gotta can
Wanna can
Hada can
Needa can (dual meaning. lol)
Crackda can
Cracka can
Cold can
Interesting can
Gimme-a-can
Smashda can
Dranka can
Can thanks
Cantastic

Don't you think you should reduce your carbohydrate intake and utilize the other 4 food groups that are available? lololol

And for his rig....... Cantankerous
:smileyvault-cute-bi:smileyvault-cute-bi:smileyvault-cute-bi:smileyvault-cute-bi:smileyvault-cute-bi

Nice work ther mate

[nowoolies]

well, well well. Has a monster been created?

Let's get a nickname for bigrig. I'll start by suggesting......

Gotta can
wanna can
hada can
needa can (dual meaning. Lol)
crackda can
cracka can
cold can
interesting can
gimme-a-can
smashda can
dranka can
can thanks
cantastic

don't you think you should reduce your carbohydrate intake and utilize the other 4 food groups that are available? Lololol

and for his rig....... Cantankerous
:smileyvault-cute-bi:smileyvault-cute-bi:smileyvault-cute-bi:smileyvault-cute-bi:smileyvault-cute-bi

beer not just for breakfast !!!!!!lmao

[Finly Owner]

CAN have it
CAN do it
If you CAN I CAN

[Dhuck]

The drinkers are to drunk to post. Sh!t hang on that was just me.

[NissanGQ4.2]

or 2 drunk 2 keep drinkin

[Dhuck]

prolly that too.

[MQ MAD]

Nah the drunkers ,ah drinkers are alive
Well i think im alive
Not gunna drive for about a month,i think ill be passing boubon for that long to
Im sure the local pub is all paid for by now !!!

[Bigrig]

Well ... what can I say ... Finished up about 3am this morning after starting at 10am yesterday - very second hand today, but only one thing for it ... back on the horse and have a few more ... right now my back teeth are floating, my kidneys are pickled and I'm speaking fluent Croatian to all the wedding guests from yesterday!! Fluent in my mind only!!! Sitting on the crappa typing this in tapatalk - sorry Todd, won't be over today (will be well over the limit, just not over your house!!! LMFAO!!!).

Phones nearly flat, beers are flowing like the ancient rivers of Babylon, and this is BigRig signing out as I'll no doubt be flat on the floor shortly!! LOL

[DX grunt]

Well, well well. Has a monster been created?

Let's get a nickname for Bigrig. I'll start by suggesting......

Gotta can
Wanna can
Hada can
Needa can (dual meaning. lol)
Crackda can
Cracka can
Cold can
Interesting can
Gimme-a-can
Smashda can
Dranka can
Can thanks
Cantastic

Don't you think you should reduce your carbohydrate intake and utilize the other 4 food groups that are available? lololol

And for his rig....... Cantankerous
:smileyvault-cute-bi:smileyvault-cute-bi:smileyvault-cute-bi:smileyvault-cute-bi:smileyvault-cute-bi

I chose the name 'Cantankerous' for your truck because it contains the vital ingredients....Can and Tank.

Please respond when you're sober, or partly sober. lol

[Dhuck]

Sober, he don't know the word sober

[big_fletch]

Question to all you beer drinkers out there lol, at chrissy does anyone have a tree out the front of there house like this?? haha
This bloke is a legend LMFAO

[NissanGQ4.2]

Well ... what can I say ... Finished up about 3am this morning after starting at 10am yesterday - very second hand today, but only one thing for it ... back on the horse and have a few more ... right now my back teeth are floating, my kidneys are pickled and I'm speaking fluent Croatian to all the wedding guests from yesterday!! Fluent in my mind only!!! Sitting on the crappa typing this in tapatalk - sorry Todd, won't be over today (will be well over the limit, just not over your house!!! LMFAO!!!).

Phones nearly flat, beers are flowing like the ancient rivers of Babylon, and this is BigRig signing out as I'll no doubt be flat on the floor shortly!! LOL

very poor excuse not 2 come over for a bourbon

[DX grunt]

Well ... what can I say ... Finished up about 3am this morning after starting at 10am yesterday - very second hand today, but only one thing for it ... back on the horse and have a few more ... right now my back teeth are floating, my kidneys are pickled and I'm speaking fluent Croatian to all the wedding guests from yesterday!! Fluent in my mind only!!! Sitting on the crappa typing this in tapatalk - sorry Todd, won't be over today (will be well over the limit, just not over your house!!! LMFAO!!!).

Phones nearly flat, beers are flowing like the ancient rivers of Babylon, and this is BigRig signing out as I'll no doubt be flat on the floor shortly!! LOL

Your typing's very fluent too. Not one mistake! Who you got tapatalking for you? Hmmmmm

[Bigrig]

Your typing's very fluent too. Not one mistake! Who you got tapatalking for you? Hmmmmm

Me .. now stupidly drunk and watching every word!!! LOL ... I am Lea ing in the morning to drive back, so shooshy ni ni's time now ... Thank the lord for spellcheck!! Ohhhhhh ... it's hard work to keep us this pace!!! LMFAO!!!

[nowoolies]

crissed as a pickett i see sir lmao
p:s spell check didnt work too well lol

[DX grunt]

crissed as a pickett i see sir lmao
p:s spell check didnt work too well lol

I don't know how he does it.

[Dhuck]

all comes down to the amount of blood in the alcohol system

[MQ MAD]

DX,
Its simple to do this drinkin thing
1 Open a can/bottle of your fav drop
2 Pour down the hatch

Repeat steps 1 & 2 over and over, till ya fall down
When ya get up next day/afternoon
IF ya feel all seedy and not real well

Repeat steps 1 & 2 again

I dont have a drinkin problem

Drink,get drunk fall down
No problem

[Dhuck]

My missus has a drinking problem. Or is that a problem with my drinking.

[NissanGQ4.2]

My missus has a drinking problem. Or is that a problem with my drinking.

she must have a drinkin problem *L*

[AB]

Well the rain saved me a very sad 2.5 hour drive home yesterday from the meet up.

Normally on the last night of camping I like to have a few and fall over the fire at 3am but the rain started to arrive at 9:30pm and no one had any tarps up so I just went to bed early.

It was funny because Bob and I were up around 6am I think which is a great feeling not being hungover on the Sunday of a weeeknd camping mission...lol...Good feeling!!!

[Sir Roofy]

so there matey what was hanging of the side of my GU sliced bread lol

[AB]

so there matey what was hanging of the side of my GU sliced bread lol

Did I leave my mankini on the side of your rig Roofy...lol

What was on the side of your GU mate? I'm lost???

I actually have just realised I possibly might have left some VB cans next to the fire....I was hoping my buddy old pal fletch would have cleaned them up...Ooops sorry mate!!!

[big_fletch]

Did I leave my mankini on the side of your rig Roofy...lol

What was on the side of your GU mate? I'm lost???

I actually have just realised I possibly might have left some VB cans next to the fire....I was hoping my buddy old pal fletch would have cleaned them up...Ooops sorry mate!!!

dw AB we got rid of all the rubbish there mate.. and I believe that there was a tarp attached to the side of roofys car lol.. if you didn't see it maybe u had more to drink than u thought HAHA

[AB]

dw AB we got rid of all the rubbish there mate.. and I believe that there was a tarp attached to the side of roofys car lol.. if you didn't see it maybe u had more to drink than u thought HAHA

Oh yep yep...I'm understanding whats going on now...LMAO!!!

I need sleep!!!:1087::1087::1087::1087::1087::1087::1087:

atleast these posts are in the drunken rambling thread where they belong...lol

Oh Roofy, trust me mate you wouldn't want me under your tarp with an Esky full of beer on Saturday night mate...I wouldn't move for a solid 6 hours....:trink13:

[big_fletch]

Oh yep yep...I'm understanding whats going on now...LMAO!!!

I need sleep!!!

atleast these posts are in the drunken rambling thread where they belong...lol

Oh Roofy, trust me mate you wouldn't me under your tarp with an Esky full of beer on Saturday night mate...I wouldn't move for a solid 6 hours....lol

Haha dw u can get plastered on the next trip mate.. maybe we should make a sleep deprived thread and dedicate it to u mate lol

[DX grunt]

Did I leave my mankini on the side of your rig Roofy...lol



Got Ya, AB.

You just fessed up to owning a mankini...
...all by yourself.....without anyone's help. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Aussie Rules thread bet.....here he comes. lolololol

Sorry for the size of the font. If it was any bigger, I would have yelled louder. lololhahahlololhahaha

[AB]

Got Ya, AB.

You just fessed up to owning a mankini...
...all by yourself.....without anyone's help. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Aussie Rules thread bet.....here he comes. lolololol

Sorry for the size of the font. If it was any bigger, I would have yelled louder. lololhahahlololhahaha

your a clown Rossco...LMAO

Your going to have win a game this year though mate to see this hot stuff...lol

[Bigrig]

I'm baaaaaack!!! My head hurts, my body hurts, I'm tired and now I have to prepare for another 4 days away this weekend .... then I come back and read about grown men in the bush wearing, swapping, borrowing etc mankini's? Now I really feel crook!! LMFAO

[Dhuck]

I won't fit in mankini Scotty and I don't own one. Look out there may be bush streakers

[MQ MAD]

AB,
Do us all a favour and dont blame "Old age" or the minister summoning you for your lack of alcohol consumption

Why whenever when some of you guys get together theres male streakers,mankinis,lads in dresses happening

I know its 2011 , but arent we all sposta be bloky blokes, not girly blokes ???


Mankinis,
AAAAAHHHHHHHHH,
Cant get that vision outta my head

[Bigrig]

If I set my air con down to 4 degrees, I can leave the fridge at home. Then I'll have more space for storing warm clothes.

Cheers.

That's the A/C system I want in the rig! None of this 16 degree stuff - I want icicles hanging off the beard when I arrive somewhere! Hmmmm ... Tony, how good are you with air con?? LOL

[big_fletch]

That's the A/C system I want in the rig! None of this 16 degree stuff - I want icicles hanging off the beard when I arrive somewhere! Hmmmm ... Tony, how good are you with air con?? LOL

I can put a little fan into your car mate and hang a bag of ice in front of it... Does that help LMFAO... Put a little bucket under it for the drips lol

[Finly Owner]

AB,
Do us all a favour and dont blame "Old age" or the minister summoning you for your lack of alcohol consumption

Why whenever when some of you guys get together theres male streakers,mankinis,lads in dresses happening

I know its 2011 , but arent we all sposta be bloky blokes, not girly blokes ???


Mankinis,
AAAAAHHHHHHHHH,
Cant get that vision outta my head
So you slowly exiting the Closet Corey?

[Bigrig]

I can put a little fan into your car mate and hang a bag of ice in front of it... Does that help LMFAO... Put a little bucket under it for the drips lol

Probably get used in our drinks before it would melt!! LOL

[MQ MAD]

Theres a few skeletons in the closet Tim,
But there aint no mankinis,dresses or any of that other stuff

I hope at forum meet ups members dont have to bring along this stuff
I wouldnt even know where to by the gear
Maybe some help Scotty LOL

[Bigrig]

Theres a few skeletons in the closet Tim,
But there aint no mankinis,dresses or any of that other stuff

I hope at forum meet ups members dont have to bring along this stuff
I wouldnt even know where to by the gear
Maybe some help Scotty LOL

No help here brother!!!! LOL .. strictly boardies, singlets, thongs, and maybe a beach going 'g string' or two in my closet!!! LOL!!!

[Bigrig]

Imagine turning up to the 2012 forum meet up looking like this.....


http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/

Even worse ... imagine going home looking like that (uhhh ... I'm gunna be sick)!!! Might have to change my vote as I'm a bit concerned this could be the case with all this talk of mankini's from you lads .... ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!

[MQ MAD]

Had to reread ya post Scotty

Seriously i thought you wrote
"imagine goin home to that " LOL
Fell of the chair larfin at first
But did reread it thinking , oh no another to the darkside
But alas not the case

Im not goin on no friggin meet up,gettin smashed and wakin up with a rather sore bottom
Gettin down and dirty,bouncing around in some remote tracks
We are goin 4 wheeling hey ???
Just to clarify

[Bigrig]

had to reread ya post scotty

seriously i thought you wrote
"imagine goin home to that " lol
fell of the chair larfin at first
but did reread it thinking , oh no another to the darkside
but alas not the case

im not goin on no friggin meet up,gettin smashed and wakin up with a rather sore bottom
gettin down and dirty,bouncing around in some remote tracks
we are goin 4 wheeling hey ???
Just to clarify

roflmfao!!!!!!!

[Maxhead]

Maybbe I should be on this thread at the moment!

[Finly Owner]

Maybbe I should be on this thread at the moment!
But you're not ramblin while you're drunk Chris.......

[Maxhead]

AHHHHH, I am a very sly kind of bloke...lol

[Finly Owner]

AHHHHH, I am a very sly kind of bloke...lol
is that sly drinking or sly rambling?

[Maxhead]

Probably bit of both mate, lolollo
A snake comes alive ...ahhhhhh

[Finly Owner]

poisonous or non poisonous?

[Maxhead]

Ahhhhh, not really sure at the moment but wait, I'll bite myself.....hopefully I'll get back to ya

[Finly Owner]

Just don't engulf whole arm.

[Maxhead]

Just don't engulf whole arm.

Nah mate, I'm still here and the whole drunkin thread continueas....but i think i need onother beer .....i'll be back after a smoke!

[NissanGQ4.2]

kNocK kNocK, I'm HoMe.... HoW DrUnK aM I???

[Dhuck]

poisonous or non poisonous?

It spits with a little manipulation

[Bigrig]

kNocK kNocK, I'm HoMe.... HoW DrUnK aM I???

As drunk as I'll be in about an hour or two?! LMFAO

[NissanGQ4.2]

As drunk as I'll be in about an hour or two?! LMFAO

hr up yet Scottie????, just had a argument with my old man on the phone re politics and voting tomorrow *LMAO* our views are so different *L* quick pass me another drink :)

[Bigrig]

hr up yet Scottie????, just had a argument with my old man on the phone re politics and voting tomorrow *LMAO* our views are so different *L* quick pass me another drink :)

Getting there brother!!!! half a carton down, and the other half to follow!!!! And a sly couple of bottles of vino slipped casually into the fridge a few hours ago ... it's gunna be big at the house tonight!!!! LOL

[NissanGQ4.2]

Getting there brother!!!! half a carton down, and the other half to follow!!!! And a sly couple of bottles of vino slipped casually into the fridge a few hours ago ... it's gunna be big at the house tonight!!!! LOL

If i drive fast enough and don't get pulled over, I can be at your place within the hr :)

[Bigrig]

If i drive fast enough and don't get pulled over, I can be at your place within the hr :)

Hop to it fella - about to tuck into some Thai food, so if you're not quick, the big fella will hoover it!!!! LOL

[Bigrig]

If i drive fast enough and don't get pulled over, I can be at your place within the hr :)

I hope you're head feels like mine today! I think someone stuck an open permanent marker in my mouth while I was sleeping!! You know the feeling? Dry and furry! LOL

Best I tuck into one shortly to get this horrendous feeling out of my mouth!

[NissanGQ4.2]

I hope you're head feels like mine today! I think someone stuck an open permanent marker in my mouth while I was sleeping!! You know the feeling? Dry and furry! LOL

Best I tuck into one shortly to get this horrendous feeling out of my mouth!

hahahah little seedy 2day Scotty *L*, I'm feelin fine, obviously I didn't drink enough........I need 2 get stuck into it again shortly as well, gettin pissed is the only way 2 be before voting for these wankers.

[Dhuck]

Into it Scotty and work on the new to and figure out how to set the timing etc

[Bigrig]

hahahah little seedy 2day Scotty *L*, I'm feelin fine, obviously I didn't drink enough........I need 2 get stuck into it again shortly as well, gettin pissed is the only way 2 be before voting for these wankers.

That's the 'spirit' mate! LOL

Yeah, a bit second hand today, but being the soldier I am, no doubt I'll find a way to carve through a couple!! lol

[Bigrig]

Into it Scotty and work on the new to and figure out how to set the timing etc

About to do just that boss - going to bring it tomorrow if I can figure it out - throw it on everyone's rig and grab some figures and details!

[Dhuck]

I wanna check why the light is coming on on the dash. I did a manual ecu check and all was fine

[NissanGQ4.2]

That's the 'spirit' mate! LOL

Yeah, a bit second hand today, but being the soldier I am, no doubt I'll find a way to carve through a couple!! lol

After a couple read this http://www.gtsparkplugs.com/InjectorSizeCalc.html
then have a few more.

My old man said: As far as I am concerned the only way to set up an engine is on a dyno. This way you can see actual figures and results

[NissanGQ4.2]

I wanna check why the light is coming on on the dash. I did a manual ecu check and all was fine

take the globe out problem solved *L*