ThE dRuNkIn RaMbLiN tHrEaD - dEdIcAtEd To ScOtTy

[growler2058]

Am proud to say i NEVER wore the mullet.

[taslucas]

Am proud to say i NEVER wore the mullet.

you dont wear a mullet....... They wear you!!

[Winnie]

I used to have very long hair. Remind me tomorrow and I'll post a pic. I'm so pissed on my way to Melbourne in mates lancer. Lancers are scary

Tappa tappa

[growler2058]

Did ya find some bees to milk poo?

[taslucas]

I used to have very long hair. Remind me tomorrow and I'll post a pic. I'm so pissed on my way to Melbourne in mates lancer. Lancers are scary

Tappa tappa

Haha, yes I too am guilty of the man mane!

Hey, make sure your travelling safe Chris.....

Tap, crackle, pop

[Winnie]

Nope drinking WKD and leftover goon

Tappa tappa

[growler2058]

What's WKD?


Tap, Tap.......Who's there?

[Winnie]

Tappa tappa

[2TROLLFAM]

OMFG!!! Not sure if letting a nearly 18yr old girl near her younger siblings after drinking was a wise move ....... identity crisis coming up LMFAO!!!19418
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[growler2058]

Oh oh ;-)


Tap, Tap.......Who's there?

[Winnie]

Haha, yes I too am guilty of the man mane!

Hey, make sure your travelling safe Chris.....

Tap, crackle, pop

Aww lukey you do care!! I'm not driving thank god, that would not end well. We always have a dezzy driver and always responsible, have known too many people lost on the roads.

Tappa tappa

[2TROLLFAM]

Oh oh ;-)


Tap, Tap.......Who's there?

Yeah ... The one that looks like a cute little girl is my FREEKING SON!! And obviously the butch beard dweller is my daughter???? LOL

[growler2058]

Great bribery pics


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[2TROLLFAM]

Toooooo freeking funny - theres heaps of pics for their 21st birthdays

[Winnie]

Lmao Amelia are you sure your kids don't have gender confusion?

Tappa tappa

[growler2058]

They do now.

[taslucas]

Hahaha thats great, let them "explore" their personality

Hahaha



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[2TROLLFAM]

LOL ... Well my son?? Hmmmmm we do wonder, especially when he doesn't put up too much of argument but Angelina was quick to go wash her beard off!!!

[2TROLLFAM]

It's all the pissy 18yr olds fault .... she got told what to do with her eyeliner when she came near me!!! LOL

[Winnie]

I just ordered 20 mcnuggets. That's a lot of mc nuggets!!!

Tappa tappa

[2TROLLFAM]

Naaaaa that's just a snack LOL

[taslucas]

I just ordered 20 mcnuggets. That's a lot of mc nuggets!!!

Tappa tappa

Yeah that's f all Winnie!! Lol

Tap, crackle, pop

[taslucas]

LOL ... Well my son?? Hmmmmm we do wonder, especially when he doesn't put up too much of argument but Angelina was quick to go wash her beard off!!!

I wish I could wash mine off.

Tap, crackle, pop

[Winnie]

Sorry guys next time I'll get 200 mcnuggets

Tappa tappa

[taslucas]

Hahaha that's the spirit!

Tap, crackle, pop

[taslucas]

WOOOO lets go.... Warm up drinks for a mates bday tomorrow. In his shed working on his mav getting it ready to flog the p!$$ outta it tomorrow at his bday party which is conveniently at the 4wd paddock at my place :-)

Tap, crackle, pop

[nissannewby]

Sorry guys next time I'll get 200 mcnuggets

Tappa tappa

Dont forget at least half a dozen double qaurter punders with 2 litres of coke to wash it all down.

[Winnie]

WOOOO lets go.... Warm up drinks for a mates bday tomorrow. In his shed working on his mav getting it ready to flog the p!$$ outta it tomorrow at his bday party which is conveniently at the 4wd paddock at my place :-)

Tap, crackle, pop

I'll be joining you shortly!


Dont forget at least half a dozen double qaurter punders with 2 litres of coke to wash it all down.

My mate was really drunk one night and ordered 3 large double quarter pounder meals because he was hungry. He ate one, gave one to me and gave the other to some random bloke lmao.

[taslucas]

I'll be joining you shortly!



Sweet, are you coming over? I didnt even give you the address.

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[Winnie]

I can sniff you out

Tappa tappa

[growler2058]

You got Honey Lucas if poo can sniff you

[taslucas]

All those words are only just in the right sequence...... Any other combination of them would be wrong

Lmao

Honey, sniff Lucas poo

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[Winnie]

You're sick.

Tappa tappa

[growler2058]

Like sniff sweet honey poo

[Winnie]

Lucas, I don't want to sniff your poo

Tappa tappa

[Clunk]

You should come over here, there's all the poo you could ever wish for and sniff to your hearts content lol

[Maxhead]

Hey Romeo!!!! Ohh I mean growler....you working you bum ??? Sucked in!! Hahaja

[Bigrig]

What a great evening!!! A 6 pack of JW and dry down the gullet to kick off proceedings, followed hastily by a few beers, and all the while working on the lads rig ... ahhhh .... living the dream indeed!!

Soooooooooo ... might throw a couple more down my throat for good measure!!!

[growler2058]

Hey Romeo!!!! Ohh I mean growler....you working you bum ??? Sucked in!! Hahaja

Bite me nup am home hahahahaha woo hoo
May even get Sunday off


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[Winnie]

Well Growler gave me my new nickname so I'm gonna re-name him ROMEO

[Maxhead]

Romeo it is!!!!! Who has the powers to change his username...Andy mate?

[growler2058]

Settle down poo;-)


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[Winnie]

I just got a PM from Growler it says this

HI WINNIE LOVE MY NEW NICKNAME PLEASE TELL AB TO MAKE IT MY NEW USERNAME ON HERE I AM NOW KNOWN AS ROMEO




















ps that might not be true

[growler2058]

Can think of a good 4 letter user name for you nisspi55d hahahahaha


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[Winnie]

Classic Romeo!

[growler2058]

I'm going for a glass of water


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[Winnie]

want me to Irish that water up a bit for ya?

[Bigrig]

Romeo it is!!!!! Who has the powers to change his username...Andy mate?

Hmmmm ... I think I might be able to!! lmao

AB - if I currently can't, authorise me big boy!!! lol

[Maxhead]

Can think of a good 4 letter user name for you nisspi55d hahahahaha


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Hey mate, you know me! I don't drink so we might have to change the name to something more romantic like Romeo and Agatha...bwahahahah

[Maxhead]

Hmmmm ... I think I might be able to!! lmao

AB - if I currently can't, authorise me big boy!!! lol

Thanks Scotty, we knew we could count on you!!!!!!

[boots]

Romeo and Agatha . the new milo and otis or rocky and bullwinkle perhaps LOL .

[growler2058]

I'm going to bed $&@¥

[Maxhead]

I'm going to bed $&@¥

Yeah good!

When you wake up check the mirror as your profile WILL change slightly .....
Scotty!...Scotty!.... You hearing this??? Growler or should I say Romeo the pretty boy needs a makeover..hahahaha

[Bigrig]

Thanks Scotty, we knew we could count on you!!!!!!

I'm here for the good of the forum brother!!!! lol

[Bigrig]

Yeah good!

When you wake up check the mirror as your profile WILL change slightly .....
Scotty!...Scotty!.... You hearing this??? Growler or should I say Romeo the pretty boy needs a makeover..hahahaha

I'm all over it like a hungry homo on a sausage out the back of the hotdog factory!!! lol

Disclaimer: Sorry if I offended any homosexuals on the forum with that comment ... I am not a homophobe and have multiple homosexual friends ... just being an Aussie and taking the piss in a friendly, yet non-discriminatory manner!!

That should keep me off the infraction list!!! lol

[boots]

Bigrig when were you ever out of the infraction list ? lol

[Bigrig]

Bigrig when were you ever out of the infraction list ? lol

lol ... I'm genuinely oblivious to what goes on around me mate ... so never knew that list even existed!!!! lol

[Maxhead]

lol ... I'm genuinely oblivious to what goes on around me mate ... so never knew that list even existed!!!! lol

That's cheeky! Infract him!!!

What's that mean again!

[Bigrig]

That's cheeky! Infract him!!!

What's that mean again!

"Infract" - (verb): to break, violate or infringe ...

And seeing as I constantly break sh1t, have violated more than my share of previously sanitary items and people, and usually infringe upon most at the most inopportune time, I'd suggest your probably right!! lmao

[boots]

AB delete Bigrig's signature - moderator I seeee you . and put THE INFRACTOR . lmao .

[Maxhead]

"Infract" - (verb): to break, violate or infringe ...

And seeing as I constantly break sh1t, have violated more than my share of previously sanitary items and people, and usually infringe upon most at the most inopportune time, I'd suggest your probably right!! lmao

Sooooo, when they're all infracted we can have a beer together mate.
Hahahahah love it

Ok Ok it's over and out out from me
Good night

[Bigrig]

AB delete Bigrig's signature - moderator I seeee you . and put THE INFRACTOR . lmao .

Might make that change myself actually ... kinda like the sound of it!!! lol

[Bigrig]

Sooooo, when they're all infracted we can have a beer together mate.
Hahahahah love it

Ok Ok it's over and out out from me
Good night

See ya old mate .. travel safe, and look forward to catching up in about 22 days!!

[taslucas]

"Infract" - (verb): to break, violate or infringe ...

And seeing as I constantly break sh1t, have violated more than my share of previously sanitary items and people, and usually infringe upon most at the most inopportune time, I'd suggest your probably right!! lmao


AHAAA!!!! i knew you always carried a thesaurus on you!!

[Bigrig]

AHAAA!!!! i knew you always carried a thesaurus on you!!

I find that comment opprobrious, and am unsure of what type of dysphemism you are trying to infer.

lol

Not sure that even makes sense for those 'in the know'!!

[taslucas]

to that i say: lol

work that out then smarty pants

[Bigrig]

to that i say: lol

work that out then smarty pants

Ummm .. "lost our leotards"??? lol

[taslucas]

close.. its Love our leotards

[Maxhead]

Been on the green all night ,.... Hahahaf
Go Raiders
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........... On the move

[growler2058]

Youre a sick frocker drinking that #$%& N*&%$

[Maxhead]

Youre a sick frocker drinking that #$%& N*&%$

Hahaha, you need to keep the spirit brother . It's al on the colour , peace brother!!!!!





........... On the move

[Maxhead]

Far out !!! Hahaja





........... On the move

[Winnie]

They're bringing back the old Vic Bit!

[Maxhead]

They're bringing back the old Vic Bit!

The old VB is back brother .....





........... On the move

[Winnie]

Nah that's the new fan dangled yucky stuff you got there. They are bringing back the good old Victoria Bitter (it will even say that on the cans) and it will be back to 4.9% abv

http://www.smh.com.au/victoria/vb-back-to-full-strength-20120904-25c72.html

[taslucas]

Nah that's the new fan dangled yucky stuff you got there. They are bringing back the good old Victoria Bitter (it will even say that on the cans) and it will be back to 4.9% abv

http://www.smh.com.au/victoria/vb-back-to-full-strength-20120904-25c72.html

????????????????????

[taslucas]

Yo Winnie, hows that keg going?

[growler2058]

If a keg hasn't been finished on day/night 1 then yer soft!!!!;-)


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[taslucas]

considering its a 5lt keg which works out to be a sip over 13 cans i think its soft anyway! hahahahaha

[Winnie]

Keg was awesome. Had a 4 pack of the American Honey premix stuff, wasn't bad but not worth the price. Had beers at the Walhalla pub too and it was the best beer ever!

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[growler2058]

considering its a 5lt keg which works out to be a sip over 13 cans i think its soft anyway! hahahahaha

Ahhhhh girls keg ay;-)


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[Winnie]

Don't see you drinking any kegs Romeo! Too busy trying to get girls to swoon for you I bet.

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[growler2058]

Too busy trying to get girls to swoon for you I bet.

Don't have to try poo;-)




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[taslucas]

Ok bump.....
I'm settling in for the night;-)

Tap, crackle, pop

[Winnie]

okay you've twisted my arm I'll join in

[taslucas]

Yay! So what's been happening in the hundred acre woods?

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[Winnie]

Just sipping on a margarita!

[taslucas]

Ooh la la!

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[Winnie]

I don't think I've shared this here before. In our rumpus room

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[taslucas]

The corner is nice.... The big green box discusts me!!!

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[Winnie]

It's a fking vending machine!

[taslucas]

It's a Very Bad vending machine!

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[NissanGQ4.2]

Fake advertising, its not the best cold beer.

I'm with Lucas, I like the look of the corner bar :)

I'm on my way :)

[Winnie]

That's an old pic it's much better stocked now.

Lucas did you get that money I sent you? You know what it's for ;)

[growler2058]

the corner is nice.... The big green box discusts me!!!

Tap, crackle, pop

x2.....yuk

[Winnie]

You all need to stop wearing dresses and drink a man's drink.

*sips margarita*

[taslucas]

That's an old pic it's much better stocked now.

Lucas did you get that money I sent you? You know what it's for ;)

Um.... No? What money?

Sent from my LT28 using tappatalk in the effen Caimen Islands!

[Winnie]

wtf is a Caimen Island? Only heard of Cayman Islands.

[taslucas]

Oh Winnie.......

Tap, crackle, pop

[Winnie]

And you were picking on poor growler for his spelling!

[growler2058]

And you were picking on poor growler for his spelling!

Yeah!!!!!!!


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[taslucas]

And you were picking on poor growler for his spelling!

And you are picking on me for my speallinng!

Tap, crackle, pop

[Clunk]

Hahahaha Rumpus room!!!!!!......... Is that where you play house with Christopher Robin,???? Winnie

Don't stroke it, TAP it!!!!.....

[taslucas]

Hahahaha Rumpus room!!!!!!......... Is that where you play house with Christopher Robin,???? Winnie

Don't stroke it, TAP it!!!!.....

Hahaha it's soooo 90's. Probably used to be used for fondue parties before that!

Tap, crackle, pop

[Clunk]

Probably been some killa Tupperware orgies goin on in there :eek::eek::D:D

Don't stroke it, TAP it!!!!.....

[Winnie]

Hahahaha Rumpus room!!!!!!......... Is that where you play house with Christopher Robin,???? Winnie

Don't stroke it, TAP it!!!!.....

It's where we romp

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[Clunk]

Plenty of hay?

Don't stroke it, TAP it!!!!.....

[taslucas]

A nice big bowl for all the keys;-)

Tap, crackle, pop

[Clunk]

What ever you do, just don't pick up the Ford keys!!!!

Don't stroke it, TAP it!!!!.....

[sam697]

What ever you do, just don't pick up the Ford keys!!!!

Don't stroke it, TAP it!!!!.....

Because that would be showing way too much class !!! lmao

[Winnie]

How did I get here?

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[growler2058]

Its secret!!

[taslucas]

BUMP FOR WINNIE:)

There ya go mate

[Winnie]

Yahoo how good is makers mark?

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[taslucas]

Yes its one of my favourites:)

[Winnie]

Got it for 38 bucks not bad tastes like awesome

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[taslucas]

deceivingly shaped bottle. You think you getting through it too quick but all of a sudden your smashed lol

good price.

[NissanGQ4.2]

Evenin gents and Lucas and Kris.

How u doin Miss Bartender, Double JB and Coke please and keep em comin :)

[NissanGQ4.2]

Can't say I've tried markers mark, but then again I haven't tried a great range of Alcohol as I tend to stick with JB

[Winnie]

deceivingly shaped bottle. You think you getting through it too quick but all of a sudden your smashed lol

good price.

I'm. Pissed off 4 glasses, haven't drank in ages now lol

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[taslucas]

Evenin gents and Lucas and Kris.

How u doin Miss Bartender, Double JB and Coke please and keep em comin :)

Hi Todd. Sorry i only have turkey and black beam.


Can't say I've tried markers mark, but then again I haven't tried a great range of Alcohol as I tend to stick with JB

Its pretty darn good. I like to try heaps of different stuff:)

[Winnie]

We always get different stuff to fill the man cave walls with empty bottles, I'll take photers tomorrow, no doubles

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[taslucas]

You got a few mates round there tonight Chris?

[Winnie]

Yup gonna go crazy at the local community and terrorise the neighbourhood

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[taslucas]

wow....... sounds like a good night! are you taking the falcooon out drifting? lmao

[Winnie]

I flogged that off just after I bought the Pootrol! Plus I'm far too pissed to drive even an rc car. 2/3 through my makers mark and then will be onto the 5 seeds

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[taslucas]

nice, the 2/3 mark on the makers is usually when im feeling like ive got through it too quick. Then by the 3/4 mark im realising its caught up with me lol

[Winnie]

I dunno I'm definitely feeling it

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[taslucas]

hahaha well thats good then:)

Im nearly through the turkey. Was only 3/4s when i started though

[Winnie]

Wimp

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[taslucas]

Wimp

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aaaaaannnnddddd............... about to start the beam black........

[Winnie]

Beam is shight but black is okay

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[taslucas]

beam isnt sh!t just way over rated i reckon.... Plenty of way better stuff out there (but dont tell Todd). My local bottle shop has lots of cool and different top shelf

[Winnie]

Better than what me and a mate are drinking. Curdled baileys

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[taslucas]

hahaha did you mix it with something to make it curdle?

[Winnie]

Yes. Cement mixer shots aren't a good idea. You shouldn't have to chew booze. Safe to say I've thrown up twice tonight alrwady

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[taslucas]

Wimp

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Yes. Cement mixer shots aren't a good idea. You shouldn't have to chew booze. Safe to say I've thrown up twice tonight alrwady

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?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ??????

[taslucas]

Is it real baileys or just a cheapo copy like father o'learys?

[Winnie]

Real baileys. Milk shouldn't be booze. Baileys is the worst

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[taslucas]

well thats ok then... the cheapo baileys type things are actually a wine based product eeeerrrrrrr!!

Just went to get the black beam and it looks like i F#$ked up! I dont have black beam at all, i have Jim Beam DEVILS CUT! mmmmm way better. Lets go!

[Winnie]

Seen that stuff in the shops is it any good?

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[taslucas]

Its Damn strong... lol. Its 40% like a few other top shelfs but for some reason it hits you quick. Where as alot of others (like makers) creep up on you.... I havent had white label jimbo in a long long time. Black or Devils cut is the only beam i go for, when i go beam

[Winnie]

Might have to try it one day. I usually go premix but mixing your own is so much better but less convenient

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[NissanGQ4.2]

I still love my white label JB, maybe I'm just a cheap drunk :)

[Winnie]

If you were a cheap drunk you'd drink goon!

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[taslucas]

I still love my white label JB, maybe I'm just a cheap drunk :)

ok your cheap, and your a drunk but that doesnt mean your a cheap drunk! LMAO

[NissanGQ4.2]

If you were a cheap drunk you'd drink goon!

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cmon Kris i still have some sorta taste, let me say in the spirit buying I am a cheap drunk

[lil Rig]

Haha you guys are hilarious

[Winnie]

I don't

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[taslucas]

Might have to try it one day. I usually go premix but mixing your own is so much better but less convenient

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Dont you have a "man cave" and a bar and all that jazz?? If i were you id have all the awesome drink making stuff under that bar....Glasses, Mixers, syrups, Ice, Fresh lemons and limes, etc etc etc little umbrellas (hahaha)

[Winnie]

I mean when I go to parties and shyt

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[taslucas]

cmon Kris i still have some sorta taste, let me say in the spirit buying I am a cheap drunk

I recall you talking about drinking a few bottles of wine not so long ago! yes its out of a bottle but oit is wine..... lmao

So whats been happening Todd? Get that tappatalk to work?

[taslucas]

I mean when I go to parties and shyt

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You shouldnt shyt at parties....

You take an esky that you love like a child... not that hard to grab a big plastic cup (or a stack of cheap plastic cups) and slide a bottle or two of niceness and mixers:):)
Premixed cans are a set %, you cant make them stronger as the night goes on:)

[Winnie]

You think to much. One time I went to take a shyt at a party (I was desperate) and there was no bog roll! Good thing I checked first

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[growler2058]

You shouldnt shyt at parties....

You take an esky that you love like a child... not that hard to grab a big plastic cup (or a stack of cheap plastic cups) and slide a bottle or two of niceness and mixers:):)
Premixed cans are a set %, you cant make them stronger as the night goes on:)

Amateurs............. Take ya dozen cans of whatever poison/flavor then a bottle of the same.
Step1 crack can
Step2 big gulp
Step3 top can up with bottle
Step4 repeat as required
Now by the time ya run outa cans you'll be pissed enough to drink the rest of ya bottle straight ;-)


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[NissanGQ4.2]

I recall you talking about drinking a few bottles of wine not so long ago! yes its out of a bottle but oit is wine..... lmao

So whats been happening Todd? Get that tappatalk to work?

not a few bottles, maybe a few glasses and I would never buy wine for myself, but I will drink it if i'm 2 drunk 2 drive 2 bottle shop and have run out of bourbon or beer :)

[taslucas]

haha yeah i know what ya mean lol

[Winnie]

Amateurs............. Take ya dozen cans of whatever poison/flavor then a bottle of the same.
Step1 crack can
Step2 big gulp
Step3 top can up with bottle
Step4 repeat as required
Now by the time ya run outa cans you'll be pissed enough to drink the rest of ya bottle straight ;-)


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This guy knows what's up!

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[taslucas]

Amateurs............. Take ya dozen cans of whatever poison/flavor then a bottle of the same.
Step1 crack can
Step2 big gulp
Step3 top can up with bottle
Step4 repeat as required
Now by the time ya run outa cans you'll be pissed enough to drink the rest of ya bottle straight ;-)


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amateur my @rse!
Step 1 Take bottles
Step 2 smash it down.

already increased efficiency by 50% there growlers hahahahaha

Was at a party after grand final and we had a water cooler full of spirits lol 10 bottles, all different... just pour a glass and add a dash of coke:) very "unusual" flavour

[growler2058]

This guy knows what's up!

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Nothing like cans of OP rum charged up with OP rum mmmmmmmm RUMBO!!!!!! Hahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahha


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[taslucas]

Got into your method for a bit years ago growlers... used to buy those pretty cheap redbear vodka 440ml cans then use them as a mixer for Absolut Vodka..... mmmmmmm

[Winnie]

At uni all we drank wad goon. Baaaaaaaaaaaaad stuff

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[taslucas]

My brother came over the other weekend. We are a bad combination... lol
We managed to fit in quite a bit of "touring" inbetween too. (he's the one with Poopy)

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[taslucas]

At uni all we drank wad goon. Baaaaaaaaaaaaad stuff

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ooooooooooooooooohhh tertiary educated pooh bear!

[Winnie]

Tertiary drop out lmao had to get out of the city!

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[growler2058]

Got into your method for a bit years ago growlers... used to buy those pretty cheap redbear vodka 440ml cans then use them as a mixer for Absolut Vodka..... mmmmmmm

Ahhhh memories hahahhahaha had a mate that smashed 15 orange red bear cans plus beer and all sorts he spewed fluro orange hahahahhahahahaha funny stuff


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[taslucas]

Tertiary drop out lmao had to get out of the city!

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hahahaha nice:)

[Winnie]

I weird that a take a photo of my spew every time?

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[taslucas]

Ahhhh memories hahahhahaha had a mate that smashed 15 orange red bear cans plus beer and all sorts he spewed fluro orange hahahahhahahahaha funny stuff


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hahaha awesome! you know the ones then.... you could put like, 1/3 absolut vodka in them and they still taste like cordial. The orange ones were like fanta but less sickly lol. Havent seen them around for years!

[taslucas]

I weird that a take a photo of my spew every time?

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................yes

[growler2058]

hahaha awesome! you know the ones then.... you could put like, 1/3 absolut vodka in them and they still taste like cordial. The orange ones were like fanta but less sickly lol. Havent seen them around for years!

Phucin nasty things they were 440ml I rekin from memory


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[Winnie]

Thought so

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[growler2058]

I weird that a take a photo of my spew every time?

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Mate back in the day there were no camera phones. Polaroid if ya had the coin. So takin action spew shots when ya pissed was a challenge and ya never knew what ya were gunna get till ya got em developed. We got a beauty once a mates full o. Power Chunder
He was standing up and projectile chundered about 6 ft horizontal then a gentle trajectory to the ground was a fair effort and we got it at night with a flash. When we got it back it looked fake it was like a solid hahahahhahahahaha no one believed it was real. HahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahA ahhhhh the memories wonder if ol m8 Daryl's still got it somewhere??


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[Winnie]

Mate back in the day there were no camera phones. Polaroid if ya had the coin. So takin action spew shots when ya pissed was a challenge and ya never knew what ya were gunna get till ya got em developed. We got a beauty once a mates full o. Power Chunder
He was standing up and projectile chundered about 6 ft horizontal then a gentle trajectory to the ground was a fair effort and we got it at night with a flash. When we got it back it looked fake it was like a solid hahahahhahahahaha no one believed it was real. HahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahA ahhhhh the memories wonder if ol m8 Daryl's still got it somewhere??


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Mods delete if this is too naughty

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[taslucas]

A mate has just called. he is coming round to pick me up and take the 4wd tracks way up to another mates. How awesome is that!? im way to fffffed to drive but i get to go 4wding WOOHOO living the dream!!

8 degrees here wet and muddy and im ready for a night drive :) i love life:):)

[taslucas]

Mods delete if this is too naughty

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Mods dont delete this it belongs perfectly in the DnR thread HAHAHAHAHA

AWESOME PIC WINNIE:):):):)

[Winnie]

It's not me btw. Keep us updated

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[Winnie]

Mods dont delete this it belongs perfectly in the DnR thread HAHAHAHAHA

AWESOME PIC WINNIE:):):):)



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[Winnie]

He just can't keep up with the pooh pace

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[taslucas]

oh god that second one looks wrong!!


He just can't keep up with the pooh pace

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From memory, you confessed to spewing TWICE ALREADY tonight honey bear

[Winnie]

But I was doing cement mixer shots!!

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[taslucas]

while playing the violin!

[Winnie]

wtf I can't play the violin

[taslucas]

OK my mates here and we're about to go 4wding WOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!




......and they never heard of him again................ lmao

[Clunk]

If course you can Winnie, you can do anything when youre in a slightly inebriated state lol

Don't stroke it, TAP it!!!!.....

[Winnie]

This guy can

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef201LbbAPE

[Winnie]

OK my mates here and we're about to go 4wding WOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!




......and they never heard of him again................ lmao

I've only got one good mate into fourbying and he's with me pissed as a newt so no fourbyin for us, oh here's a pic of his fourby on Wednesday

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[Winnie]

What is this world's weakest drinkers? Lucas is excused cos he's fourbying but what is wrong with the rest of you?

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[snewin]

Can you buy over the counter fireworks in Melbourne?

[Winnie]

Not in melbs legally, NSW is still okay I think? Dad's an interstate trucky so I'm covered there.

[snewin]

Afaik nsw you can't but a.c.t you can. I'll be in Melbourne later this month and was hoping to bring a bag back for the kids. I miss cracker night. Such a shame, I bet my boys would love it.

[Winnie]

You might be right. Wouldn't be the first time I'm wrong while pissed. Tip fireworks are effing sick!!!

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[lil Rig]

Afaik nsw you can't but a.c.t you can. I'll be in Melbourne later this month and was hoping to bring a bag back for the kids. I miss cracker night. Such a shame, I bet my boys would love it.

It's illegal now in act unfortunately!! I only found that out this week from nisshead :/

[Maxhead]

It's illegal now in act unfortunately!! I only found that out this week from nisshead :/

Yep, no go zone any more!

They will shut the brothels and the sex shops next!!!

I think they're too scared off blowing up the politicians





........... On the move

[lil Rig]

Yep, no go zone any more!

They will shut the brothels and the sex shops next!!!

I think they're too scared off blowing up the politicians





........... On the move

Seriously.... What has this world come to??? I think we could all take a page out of Charlie Sheen's book

[snewin]

Guess I'll make my own lol.

I am going to NT later on maybe I'll do a group buy...

[lil Rig]

Guess I'll make my own lol.

I am going to NT later on maybe I'll do a group buy...

Grab some sparklers, 2 coke bottle lids, some plumbers tape and a drill.
Makes a little sparkler bomb that younger kids enjoy :)

[snewin]

We used to do something like that with sparklers, nitrous bulbs & alfoil. That was a long time ago but.

[lil Rig]

Haha that works too!

[lil Rig]

Meanwhile in Brisbane...

Scotty is tired and Andy is scared...
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[megatexture]

haha that’s gold.... hang on ! is he massaging Andy’s nipple!??

[lil Rig]

Yeahp! Just another typical weekend at the O'hara house -.-

[NissanGQ4.2]

Afaik nsw you can't but a.c.t you can. I'll be in Melbourne later this month and was hoping to bring a bag back for the kids. I miss cracker night. Such a shame, I bet my boys would love it.

Who in there right mind wouldn't love cracker night, I loved it :) I remember when I was a kid my Dads mate had a vacant block of land and we use to go there every year for cracker night, always had a massive bonfire. I wish they brought it back

This ball shooter named "Serial Killer" has been sitting in the cupboard for a while :)

20871

One can still get fireworks if one has the right connections :):):)

[Bigrig]

Meanwhile in Brisbane...

Scotty is tired and Andy is scared...
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AB is wondering why only 1 side is being done seeing as he's the boss!!!! lmao

[NissanGQ4.2]

AB is wondering why only 1 side is being done seeing as he's the boss!!!! lmao

Well I don't want to even ask where your other hand is or what it is doing!!!

[Bigrig]

Well I don't want to even ask where your other hand is or what it is doing!!!

Hahahaha ... "feel my finger? Surprise !!!" Lmao

[NissanGQ4.2]

Hahahaha ... "feel my finger? Surprise !!!" Lmao

Remind me never 2 stay at your house!!!!!!!!!

[Winnie]

The caves latest and greatest

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[Winnie]

Oh and winnie just does love his honey

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[Winnie]

The caves latest and greatest

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Look its been improved. Devils cut is mine

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[taslucas]

Gday mate, welcome to the forum. Thats some nice looking honey beer ya got there. When you've got time, can you head over to the introductions thread and say gday there? No harm done, it's just something we like new members to do. Welcome anyway mate:)

[taslucas]

No bites???

[Winnie]

Already did that before cheeky people like you could say it!

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[growler2058]

You shoulda changed to poo bear :-)


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[taslucas]

he'll always be poo bear to some of us:)

[taslucas]

Look its been improved. Devils cut is mine

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So did i get you keen for the devils cut last weekend? Its a nice drop:)

[Winnie]

Pretty much. Better be good.

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[Winnie]

The devil didn't go to Georgia, he came to the Cletus Cave.

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[taslucas]

Devils ca(n)t hahaha... Oooh so rude

Tap, crackle, pop

[Winnie]

Don't get it

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[taslucas]

Lol I was edited;-)

Tap, crackle, pop

[growler2058]

Lol I was edited;-)

Tap, crackle, pop

Tut, tut, tut. Hahahhahaa naughty Lucas


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[taslucas]

Family forum......

Tap, crackle, pop

[taslucas]

Tut, tut, tut. Hahahhahaa naughty Lucas


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I caaant believe it!

Tap, crackle, pop

[growler2058]

You are such a Caring Understanding Nineties Type Lucas I knew you'd understand hahahahhahaha


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[threedogs]

Yo 2 taps still no pooter????

[Yendor]

The devil didn't go to Georgia, he came to the Cletus Cave.

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That's not true, everyone knows that "The Devil went down to Georgia" just ask Charlie. :wink:

[taslucas]

You are such a Caring Understanding Nineties Type Lucas I knew you'd understand hahahahhahaha


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Hahaha thanks growlers and I've come to see you as a Top Old School Super Aussie:-)

Tap, crackle, pop

[growler2058]

Yo 2 taps still no pooter????

Hopefully pick up a newie tomorrow


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[Winnie]

I talked Lucas unto coming to Vic. Bribed with loud Metallica and high country

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[taslucas]

I talked Lucas unto coming to Vic. Bribed with loud Metallica and high country

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I think you mean: I decided i may grace you with my presence.

[growler2058]

And remember no presents your presence will be presents enough


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[Winnie]

And remember no presents your presence will be presents enough


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Really? I was expecting a present as well.

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[threedogs]

Love it when "A" listers and Royalty come to town.
Hard getting my head around your new username Winnie.
Where will his Lordship be travelling to???

[taslucas]

Really? I was expecting a present as well.

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Maybe I'll present my presence to you as a present

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[threedogs]

Whoooa wise words indeed, you truly are a sage. We are not worthy

[taslucas]

I try......

Lmao

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[Winnie]

I'd like it if you could present me with the presence of a present.

[Airstrike]

I touched it with a feather, I noticed after that the elephant was white. She was running around the verandah yelling out purple ponies..... And wtf no beer in the paper glass.

[Bigrig]

I touched it with a feather, I noticed after that the elephant was white. She was running around the verandah yelling out purple ponies..... And wtf no beer in the paper glass.

A feather would have weighed more than it and probably damaged it!!!! lmao

And the purple ponies were playing hide the helmet while skiing the pink run with the baloney ponies!!! lol

Yep - no has a clue!!! Pool ball !!!! lmao

[Airstrike]

That's pool ball Jedi. I look at the grain in the bowel and it reminded me of the milk around it. So pool ball

[Bigrig]

That's pool ball Jedi. I look at the grain in the bowel and it reminded me of the milk around it. So pool ball

Milky bowl job indeed glass slipper - the grain was centred perfectly with the dipping hand.

[Airstrike]

I notice him from across the bar the warm wind blowing through his full head of locks. Barbie was my favourite girl but I complain pimping plastic ain't easy

[Bigrig]

I notice him from across the bar the warm wind blowing through his full head of locks. Barbie was my favourite girl but I complain pimping plastic ain't easy

True, so true ... the locks were symbolic of the imprisonment of the rumbling brown sloth - until the dipping hand of Harry sorted the s bend issue ..

[Airstrike]

Wonderland is good with soap and belly button surfing. I ran to the ice cream and asked him for a hot dog but Harry had struck the Forrest of fruity tingles and bark was plated instead. Damn the alien flower child.

[taslucas]

Ok, yeah, I know it's only Tuesday but I'm here.....

Lmfao

Tap, crackle, pop

[growler2058]

Good job!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Winnie]

Wooooo go Lucas!

[taslucas]

Haha well now i know its only wednesday and i really cant be effed going to that place i have to..... Why did i do it???

[Winnie]

Mmmmm so yummy!

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