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Avo
4th December 2013, 08:26 PM
nd bCjk To) the T0p,whY cose it wedNesdaY

Clunk
4th December 2013, 08:38 PM
nd bCjk To) the T0p,whY cose it wedNesdaY

Here here.....

Avo
4th December 2013, 09:01 PM
CH eaRs CluNK

taslucas
6th December 2013, 04:11 PM
Ahhhhhhh.....not long now:-)

TPC
6th December 2013, 04:17 PM
mmmmmmmmm...Friday

taslucas
6th December 2013, 05:59 PM
Keep the wine, coppers ain't too bad, glen is good:-)

growler2058
6th December 2013, 06:00 PM
Reeeeeeeeeeel Beer doesn't come in cans!!!!!! DERRRRRRRRRR

taslucas
6th December 2013, 06:16 PM
Reeeeeeeeeeel Beer doesn't come in cans!!!!!! DERRRRRRRRRR

yeah i prefer glass too but 30 block on speshhhhhhh

AB
6th December 2013, 06:34 PM
Beer only comes in cans. I don't know how you bottle drinking ladies manage your bin storage with glass..lol

taslucas
6th December 2013, 06:34 PM
but ya cant glass someone with a can

growler2058
6th December 2013, 06:41 PM
Beer only comes in cans. I don't know how you bottle drinking ladies manage your bin storage with glass..lol


SIcKO spose you like VB

AB
6th December 2013, 06:45 PM
SIcKO spose you like VB

I'm not that sick...that's south east style Winnie land...may as well be Tasmania...lol

TPC
6th December 2013, 06:46 PM
yeah i prefer glass too but 30 block on speshhhhhhh
A real bear drinker doesn't get persuaded to drink cans to save a few bucks.
Don't mind boag's though, better than anything Victoria produces.

AB
6th December 2013, 06:47 PM
A real bear drinker doesn't get persuaded to drink cans to save a few bucks.
Don't mind boag's though, better than anything Victoria produces.

Victoria produced me, aren't I special???

TPC
6th December 2013, 06:50 PM
Victoria produced me, aren't I special???

Your veeeerrry special.

taslucas
6th December 2013, 06:50 PM
Victoria produced me, aren't I special???

yep you're spweshial just like vb

taslucas
6th December 2013, 06:51 PM
A real bear drinker doesn't get persuaded to drink cans to save a few bucks.
Don't mind boag's though, better than anything Victoria produces.

more is always better.

Nuff said

AB
6th December 2013, 07:03 PM
more is always better.

Nuff said

That's what she said...

TPC
6th December 2013, 07:04 PM
more is always better.

Nuff said

You sure about that?

taslucas
6th December 2013, 07:19 PM
yes

more of what you like is always better...

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2013/12/43.jpg

shame about your pic

TPC
6th December 2013, 10:14 PM
Bit quiet in this thread tonight, guys in the west must have run out of moonshine.

taslucas
6th December 2013, 10:24 PM
I'm still nearly here

TPC
6th December 2013, 10:30 PM
Wife has crashed, grand kids are finally asleep and I am sitting alone drinking a bottle of red, does that make me an alcoholic?

Avo
6th December 2013, 10:52 PM
No it makes you a survivor,kids asleep,grandkid has just left with eldest kid...I'm on a bit of a lean but I'm here ....

TPC
6th December 2013, 11:37 PM
I spoke too soon, the 4yo Granddaughter came wandering down and it took another hour to get her to sleep again.
Don't mind though, enjoy having them here and they get picked up in the morning.
Think I will feed them sugary cereal and coke for breakfast before they get picked up. lol

taslucas
7th December 2013, 12:05 AM
Wife has crashed, grand kids are finally asleep and I am sitting alone drinking a bottle of red, does that make me an alcoholic?

No, but posting here mmeans you're a loner!



Just like me! Haha

AB
7th December 2013, 07:31 AM
I can't find that old thread....Did anyone find the video for what happened after they rolled the car?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEYaTscCDIg

NissanGQ4.2
7th December 2013, 07:37 AM
I can't find that old thread....Did anyone find the video for what happened after they rolled the car?

Are you posting via MC again boss?

Winnie
7th December 2013, 07:41 AM
Are you posting via MC again boss?

No, he's just having a few beers in the morning and is drunk and rambling.

AB
7th December 2013, 07:47 AM
No, he's just having a few beers in the morning and is drunk and rambling.

Its the weekend...lol

Winnie
7th December 2013, 08:13 AM
Its the weekend...lol

Hey I'm not judging. Would not have minded a breakfast beer this morning. But I had to come into work. What is the point of driving half an hour each way to work for 3 hours and not get paid any extra?

Winnie
7th December 2013, 03:45 PM
At a mates 21st and this is allllllll free

Winnie
7th December 2013, 03:46 PM
Stupid MC lol

growler2058
7th December 2013, 03:46 PM
Ive got work xmas show tonight AAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLL Free

growler2058
7th December 2013, 03:48 PM
Don't forget pics when some blind maggot knocks that stack of bricks on emselves hahahahhahaa

Bloodyaussie
7th December 2013, 03:57 PM
Yeah I am off to my wifes company xmas doo.... not really looking forward to it but food should make it worth while.

Bloody expensive restaurant with anything I want to eat or drink but I am driving. . Boo hoo! !!

growler2058
7th December 2013, 04:02 PM
Leave the car at home and grab a cab

Bloodyaussie
7th December 2013, 04:09 PM
Nah I will have a couple but have work in the morning so don't want to be broken. ..

Am stuffed from todays work... I need a cuddle!!!

Plenty of time later to play up.

Maxhead
7th December 2013, 04:10 PM
Farkin what day is it????

Maxhead
7th December 2013, 04:12 PM
Nah I will have a couple but have work in the morning so don't want to be broken. ..

Am stuffed from todays work... I need a cuddle!!!

Plenty of time later to play up.

You sir are a big girls blouse...bawahahahha

Farking get on it you soft...cock...enspaniel

Winnie
7th December 2013, 04:50 PM
You sir are a big girls blouse...bawahahahha

Farking get on it you soft...cock...enspaniel

Toooooshay mate

Bloodyaussie
7th December 2013, 04:56 PM
Nah I also have a health issue that has been a problem during the year that has reared its ugly head so I have to look after myself.... would love nothing more than to get pissed and have a ball despite the company but thats whats caused my health problems in the first place..

I'll leave the drunken stupa to the experts.

Maxhead
7th December 2013, 05:13 PM
I'll leave the drunken stupa to the experts.

Hhahahah, that would be me buddy...all good mate. See you soon I hope

Bloodyaussie
7th December 2013, 09:14 PM
Desert is served!!!
37753

Clunk
7th December 2013, 09:26 PM
I'ds send it back mate, look like its half eaten!!!!!!

TPC
7th December 2013, 09:28 PM
Desert is served!!!
37753
Hope the main was bigger than that.

Bloodyaussie
7th December 2013, 09:51 PM
Hope the main was bigger than that.

Not by much!!!!!

The entrée was bloody good with plenty to be had. ......

Now I am having polite conversation with people I don't really like

taslucas
7th December 2013, 10:11 PM
Hi ladies!

Im still up from last night wooooo!

Clunk
7th December 2013, 10:54 PM
Hi ladies!

Im still up from last night wooooo!

Too many viagras????!

Clunk
7th December 2013, 10:56 PM
Now I am having polite conversation with people I don't really like

I really dislike having to do that..... Happens all day everyday at work Lol

Bloodyaussie
7th December 2013, 11:30 PM
Just got home and Mags is a bit jolly and I am sober as a judge???

Lucas go to bed...... you idiot!!!!!!!!!

Clunk
7th December 2013, 11:59 PM
Just got home and Mags is a bit jolly and I am sober as a judge???

Lucas go to bed...... you idiot!!!!!!!!!

Yeah my missus is out on her works Xmas do, I'm at home Gavin a few vodkas.............. I'm thinking I should have got the snip a few weeks ago now lol

growler2058
8th December 2013, 12:15 AM
I'm so phukn drunk I can lie on the floor without holding on

Clunk
8th December 2013, 12:16 AM
But are you face down or on your back?

taslucas
8th December 2013, 01:59 PM
I left my Windows down in the car and it rained all night.

growler2058
8th December 2013, 02:02 PM
Gotta effn hate that.


I got smashed on your Boags last night, nasty hangover

taslucas
8th December 2013, 02:14 PM
Gotta effn hate that.


I got smashed on your Boags last night, nasty hangover

Your body isn't used to the quality water.
I did 18 cans yesterday and feel fine. So fine that I'm now on my third pot at the pub;-)

Edit: but I have a wet rrrs from the car seat lol

Edit. Edit: and I didnt sleep Friday night:-)

taslucas
8th December 2013, 02:15 PM
Too many viagras????!

Cha ching!! Lmao

taslucas
8th December 2013, 02:17 PM
Lucas go to bed...... youre making the rest if us look soft!!!!!!!!!

Hahahahaha

Winnie
8th December 2013, 07:06 PM
Last night's 21st was awesome

growler2058
13th December 2013, 05:18 PM
Now this is a glugging glass
37896

AB
13th December 2013, 06:16 PM
Got some good news coming soon gents that will help not only the forum but the members too...

Just finalising things now. It's taken about a year to work this out but it will be grand!!

Winnie
13th December 2013, 06:21 PM
Come on what is it.

TPC
13th December 2013, 06:23 PM
Rooftop bags

growler2058
13th December 2013, 06:25 PM
PUB ThREAD!!!!!!

megatexture
13th December 2013, 06:40 PM
Did someone say rooftop bags!

AB
13th December 2013, 06:53 PM
Did someone say rooftop bags!

No!!!

Only you did...lol

Wine_maker
13th December 2013, 06:53 PM
Best Christmas tree!

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2013/12/64.jpg

megatexture
13th December 2013, 06:54 PM
Rooftop bags

.... Lmao :tongue:

TPC
13th December 2013, 07:00 PM
Friday yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaa

taslucas
13th December 2013, 07:19 PM
Friday yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaa

Does it even matter what day it us for you!?

But I concur......Friday yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

TPC
13th December 2013, 07:22 PM
Finished with beer tonight, now enjoying a wee dram of Glenmorangie, mmmmmm.

AB
13th December 2013, 07:25 PM
Almost done...lol

pearcey
13th December 2013, 07:29 PM
Finished with beer tonight, now enjoying a wee dram of Glenmorangie, mmmmmm.
You Bastard

Clunk
13th December 2013, 07:32 PM
you all suck, I'm still at work!!!!!!!!! finishing soon though.................... yay

taslucas
13th December 2013, 08:00 PM
you all suck, I'm still at work!!!!!!!!! finishing soon though.................... yay

Get off the forum, there's still work to be done!

TPC
13th December 2013, 08:23 PM
Finished with beer tonight, now enjoying a wee dram of Glenmorangie, mmmmmm.

Bottle is now empty :frown:

Time for red :smile:

pearcey
13th December 2013, 09:27 PM
Bottle is now empty :frown:

Time for red :smile:

Sorry I wasn`t there but you must have misplaced my invitation LOL

AB
13th December 2013, 09:33 PM
Bottle is now empty :frown:

Time for red :smile:

I love red but dangerous hangovers!!!

TPC
13th December 2013, 10:00 PM
Sorry I wasn`t there but you must have misplaced my invitation LOL
I still have a bottle of "Scotch Malt Whisky Society" cask strength single malt here, your welcome to call in and have a dram.
Guarantee it is better than anything you get from your average bottle shop.

TPC
13th December 2013, 10:02 PM
I love red but dangerous hangovers!!!

You must be drinking the cheep stuff, I don't get hangovers from red as long as I remember to have the occasional glass of water.

BigRAWesty
13th December 2013, 10:54 PM
Fark I wish I was here.
Just finished a farking 16 hour shift!!!

A couple of brews, shower and bed me thinks..

growler2058
13th December 2013, 11:02 PM
You must be drinking the cheep stuff, I don't get hangovers from red as long as I remember to have the occasional glass of water.

That's the trick! Water! And shiploads of it
Only problem I get is I get pissed and forget or am to full to put in any more fluid ;)

TPC
13th December 2013, 11:17 PM
Fark I wish I was here.
Just finished a farking 16 hour shift!!!

A couple of brews, shower and bed me thinks..

I am confused, you say, Quote: "I wish I was here" did you mean there?

BigRAWesty
13th December 2013, 11:20 PM
I am confused, you say, Quote: "I wish I was here" did you mean there?

Na at home now.. I was I was home having brews 10 hours ago..

gaddy
13th December 2013, 11:24 PM
Ready for straddie plus a full esky in the back gotta love a door pocket that holds 1.25 lt bottles 37899

TPC
14th December 2013, 12:17 AM
Ready for straddie plus a full esky in the back gotta love a door pocket that holds 1.25 lt bottles 37899

There is no doubt that Patrols were designed with Aussie pissheads in mind.

megatexture
14th December 2013, 12:25 AM
Ready for straddie plus a full esky in the back gotta love a door pocket that holds 1.25 lt bottles 37899

I'm jealous mate wish I was going !

Avo
14th December 2013, 03:31 PM
FDIC fajitas drink con betta

Clunk
14th December 2013, 05:33 PM
Mmmmmmm fajitas

growler2058
14th December 2013, 05:50 PM
Im going to a contractors chrissie cocktail party tonight..............................WOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Winnie
15th December 2013, 11:50 AM
My head Farking hurts!

growler2058
15th December 2013, 11:52 AM
My head Farking hurts!


x2..........

Maxhead
15th December 2013, 11:55 AM
My head Farking hurts!


x2..........
You know the best way to fix that, don't you! ;)

NissanGQ4.2
15th December 2013, 11:58 AM
You know the best way to fix that, don't you! ;)

by coming 2 my house and helping me dig a tree stump out......

oh and drink some more beers *L*

growler2058
15th December 2013, 12:32 PM
You know the best way to fix that, don't you! ;)

Just did a shot of tequila uuuuuuurrrrrrrgggghhhh don't think it was a good move. I got fire in my belly

Winnie
15th December 2013, 12:38 PM
I'm trying to sober up so I can drive home. Staying at a mates place from work and he is faaaarked! Hahaha

Avo
15th December 2013, 12:41 PM
Just stole wife's phone backery recovering.dam you Jesus

taslucas
20th December 2013, 03:15 PM
HEY GROWLER! How's the pub?

Work drinks in our shed mmmmm

Avo
20th December 2013, 03:36 PM
HEY GROWLER! How's the pub?

Work drinks in our shed mmmmm

P!SS head,i still got 4 hrs to go...them I'm going to "hit it and quit it"

taslucas
20th December 2013, 03:42 PM
P!SS head,i still got 4 hrs to go...them I'm going to "hit it and quit it"

It's 4 hours earlier here nobba!

Clunk
20th December 2013, 03:47 PM
It's 4 hours earlier here nobba!

What you on about Willis, Tasmania is at least 10 years behind us

taslucas
20th December 2013, 04:36 PM
What you on about Willis, Tasmania is at least 10 years behind us

So how come we have the oldest pub in Australia? People were hitting it here long before anyone came up with the silly idea if wa

Avo
20th December 2013, 08:03 PM
Is Tasmania really a part of Australia?

Oh your still a p!SS head,I'm only just having my Th IrsT

Clunk
20th December 2013, 09:12 PM
So how come we have the oldest pub in Australia? People were hitting it here long before anyone came up with the silly idea if wa

But they soon left Tas after finding out what it's like

Avo
21st December 2013, 12:14 AM
bit qwuiet On dA hOm eFR0nt,................?oR anSWaer

growler2058
21st December 2013, 09:13 AM
HEY GROWLER! How's the pub?

Work drinks in our shed mmmmm


Was good now feel baaaad

taslucas
21st December 2013, 11:42 AM
Was good now feel baaaad

I hear ya mate..... And in an hour I have to drive my mates xr8 magnet Ute to a gathering.

AB
21st December 2013, 11:45 AM
Work Christmas party recovery day today...lol

taslucas
21st December 2013, 04:19 PM
I hear ya mate..... And in an hour I have to drive my mates xr8 magnet Ute to a gathering.

Damn.....I got booked speeding. Those utes go good

93patrol
21st December 2013, 05:01 PM
That'll teach ya yer lead foot

Winnie
21st December 2013, 05:17 PM
I drank a bottle of nice single malt and half a bottle of bundy last night and woke up and felt awesome. Yeaaaahhhhhhhh

Avo
21st December 2013, 07:15 PM
who's awesome?

taslucas
21st December 2013, 07:32 PM
I drank a bottle of nice single malt and half a bottle of bundy last night and woke up and felt awesome. Yeaaaahhhhhhhh

See what happens when you remove vb from your diet

taslucas
21st December 2013, 07:36 PM
Damn.....I got booked speeding. Those utes go good

It was on...

pearcey
21st December 2013, 08:00 PM
Lucas mate was that speeding or for something else as there isn`t enough strait road in Tas for a Ford to get up to speed

taslucas
21st December 2013, 09:02 PM
Lucas mate was that speeding or for something else as there isn`t enough strait road in Tas for a Ford to get up to speed

Lol, I was piloting the xr8, my mate in the vn ss. I love my mates ss but that Ford effing cranks. Above 4000 rpm and it starts working:-)

taslucas
23rd December 2013, 03:25 PM
So........ Pub again:-)

Happy Christmas eve eve everybody!

growler2058
23rd December 2013, 04:32 PM
First time I've bought a box of this stuff
38261

TPC
23rd December 2013, 05:36 PM
First time I've bought a box of this stuff
38261

Are you going to shove bits of lemon in them like most wimps that drink them do?

Maxhead
23rd December 2013, 05:40 PM
wimps

Bwahahaha, I was ganna use a different word but didn't wanna upset all the Jeep drivers...;)

growler2058
23rd December 2013, 05:43 PM
Tastes sh1t without it and ive got a sh1tload of homegrown lemons so why not :)

Clunk
23rd December 2013, 07:02 PM
It's the only way to drink that tasteless crap....... Or better would be some lime

taslucas
23rd December 2013, 07:05 PM
I drink the lemon and just pour a touch of corona on each one.

Growler, that floor could do with a sweep

Drewboyaus
23rd December 2013, 07:22 PM
It's the only way to drink that tasteless crap....... Or better would be some lime

Fork yeah! Corona is rubbish. Sold here for 50 bucks a case, I was drinking it in Mexico from convenience stores for 30c a stubby. Piss water.
Dos Equis (XX) is better (marginally) and as Clunk suggests lime is much better than lemon.

Ben-e-boy
23rd December 2013, 07:36 PM
Bwahahaha, I was ganna use a different word but didn't wanna upset all the Jeep drivers...;)

I call that stuff poofters mouthwash

Avo
23rd December 2013, 07:41 PM
Fork yeah! Corona is rubbish. Sold here for 50 bucks a case, I was drinking it in Mexico from convenience stores for 30c a stubby. Piss water.
Dos Equis (XX) is better (marginally) and as Clunk suggests lime is much better than lemon.

clunks on a roll....2 bits of useful info this week...slow down old boy,your breaking the mould.

Clunk
23rd December 2013, 07:47 PM
clunks on a roll....2 bits of useful info this week...slow down old boy,your breaking the mould.

Shurrup..... You must be seeing things!!!!!! Lol

Winnie
23rd December 2013, 08:11 PM
Just had the best steak at the pub. Faaark it was good

MEGOMONSTER
23rd December 2013, 08:35 PM
Just had the best steak at the pub. Faaark it was good

I only just finished work for the day, what I'd do for a steak right now, but too scared I'd fall asleep at the dinner table.

taslucas
23rd December 2013, 08:54 PM
Just had the best steak at the pub. Faaark it was good

I made me self pizza:-)

Drewboyaus
23rd December 2013, 09:12 PM
I made me self pizza:-)

Nice lookin pizza!

growler2058
23rd December 2013, 09:32 PM
I drink the lemon and just pour a touch of corona on each one.

Growler, that floor could do with a sweep

Get fcuked house cleaning lady just left

taslucas
23rd December 2013, 09:43 PM
Get fcuked house cleaning lady just left

To go get more rona's?

growler2058
24th December 2013, 05:05 AM
To go get more rona's?

No more floor cleaning product!

Winnie
24th December 2013, 05:11 AM
No more floor cleaning product!

Hope you did a quick vacuum while she was out to impress her.

Maxhead
24th December 2013, 05:29 AM
Hope you did a quick vacuum while she was out to impress her.

He's the actual cleaning bitch, ya know:)

taslucas
24th December 2013, 05:30 AM
Does she clean rust from vehicle bodies?

Winnie
24th December 2013, 05:41 AM
He's the actual cleaning bitch, ya know:)
Yeah no shit! Haha

Does she clean rust from vehicle bodies?
Growler needs the rust cleaned off him, getting a bit creaky in his old age

taslucas
24th December 2013, 07:30 AM
Growler needs the rust cleaned off him, getting a bit creaky in his old age

Yeah I reckon he needs to get to barwon heads and visit Darren

taslucas
24th December 2013, 12:46 PM
Ahhhhhhh bachelor life......

growler2058
24th December 2013, 12:59 PM
Ahhhhhhh bachelor life......

That beds untidy and needs making

taslucas
24th December 2013, 01:12 PM
That beds untidy and needs making

Awww you're trying my joke..... That's cute:-)

And who the fcuk makes a bed when they're still in it! It needs more than just making after we demolished it last night;-)

Winnie
24th December 2013, 01:26 PM
Our work fridge is looking good hey Lucas

taslucas
24th December 2013, 01:31 PM
Our work fridge is looking good hey Lucas

Yeah that looks good:-)

Hang on, are you still at work you poor bastard!?

Maxhead
24th December 2013, 01:42 PM
Ahhhhhhh bachelor life......

Yeah, and we all know what that other hand is doing...:)

taslucas
24th December 2013, 02:27 PM
Yeah, and we all know what that other hand is doing...:)

Texting her to see what shes up to tonight:-)
Merry Christmas Lucas;-)

Winnie
24th December 2013, 03:54 PM
Yeah that looks good:-)

Hang on, are you still at work you poor bastard!?

Yeah Christmas Piss up. But I'm drinking coke because I gotta drive home. But I just took a customers XA Falcon GT for a spin. Faaark it is nice!

growler2058
24th December 2013, 03:59 PM
I'm drinking dry ginger ale38316

Clunk
24th December 2013, 04:32 PM
38321

If only that were true!!!!!

growler2058
24th December 2013, 04:36 PM
My latest favorite stubby holder
38322

taslucas
24th December 2013, 04:40 PM
Yeah Christmas Piss up. But I'm drinking coke because I gotta drive home. But I just took a customers XA Falcon GT for a spin. Faaark it is nice!

Watch out, the last time I drive a an xr8 I got a ticket lol, oh yeah that was like 3 days ago lol

taslucas
24th December 2013, 04:41 PM
Coronas and dry ginger ale! Who's closest to Adelaide? Go smack growler in the head and put a chilli in him. The mans gone native!

Clunk
24th December 2013, 04:43 PM
My latest favorite stubby holder
38322

How very true is that hahahaha

growler2058
24th December 2013, 04:46 PM
18yr old and nearly 4 yr old! And 16 yr boy

Clunk
24th December 2013, 04:51 PM
Aye mine are 8 & 4 and are driving in me nuts already

taslucas
24th December 2013, 04:54 PM
I've got some dirty doof rattling the floor boards. Oh shit yeah! About to walk to a mates then head down to the big Christmas parade. Don't laugh, its a small country town and times like these go off! Lol ok you can laugh

growler2058
24th December 2013, 04:56 PM
Whats a dirty doof?

Bloodyaussie
24th December 2013, 04:57 PM
Beer has had time to cool...

38323

Oversize
24th December 2013, 05:43 PM
From Big Girl and Thelma

Clunk
24th December 2013, 07:30 PM
Whats a dirty doof?

A gay dog.......

growler2058
24th December 2013, 08:19 PM
A gay dog.......


Why's he got a gay dog?

Avo
24th December 2013, 08:21 PM
A HaPpY dog is the 1 W!t h a BonE

Avo
26th December 2013, 01:50 AM
WTF....2Nd pAgE 0On the nIGht Of xMaS.......................faRk

taslucas
26th December 2013, 01:59 AM
Whats a dirty doof?

...Your mum

taslucas
26th December 2013, 02:05 AM
Just me and my big bro:-) merry Christmas:-)

Clunk
26th December 2013, 02:11 AM
Just me and my big bro:-) merry Christmas:-)

Been making girls cocktails again?

Clunk
26th December 2013, 02:26 AM
Just a little something to warm the cockles.....

38354

taslucas
26th December 2013, 03:25 AM
Just a little something to warm the cockles.....

38354

And a can of whipped cream to cool them back down

Clunk
26th December 2013, 04:38 AM
And a can of whipped cream to cool them back down

What ever floats your boat princess

Winnie
26th December 2013, 06:03 PM
He was this 20 hrs ago?


Sent from my iPad using Motorculture mobile app

AB
26th December 2013, 06:18 PM
Beer has had time to cool...

38323

Hey youve got the same shitty computer speakers I have.

Office works...20 or 30 bucks..lol

They go alright actually.

taslucas
26th December 2013, 08:06 PM
Aaaaaannndd im drunk again!

TPC
26th December 2013, 08:08 PM
Aaaaaannndd im drunk again!

When were you sober?

Maxhead
26th December 2013, 08:08 PM
Aaaaaannndd im drunk again!

erk me tooooooooooooooo...hic

growler2058
26th December 2013, 08:10 PM
Inn mOttttttT all godo hrer

Maxhead
26th December 2013, 08:13 PM
Inn mOttttttT all godo hrer
you are a drnk fukc

growler2058
26th December 2013, 08:16 PM
Dekcuf teg

Maxhead
26th December 2013, 08:20 PM
fek y0u6 m07h3r 7u3k3r

Winnie
26th December 2013, 08:22 PM
Jager bomb!

taslucas
27th December 2013, 01:18 AM
When were you sober?

Damn, you got me on a technicality!!!!:

taslucas
27th December 2013, 07:33 PM
Sooooooooooo...............


WOOOO FARKEN HOOOOOO!!!!!!!


Do it!


How you doing?

taslucas
27th December 2013, 07:34 PM
Come here often?

growler2058
27th December 2013, 07:49 PM
Nup................

TPC
27th December 2013, 07:56 PM
He wasn't talking to you he was talking to his other head.

taslucas
27th December 2013, 08:50 PM
He wasn't talking to you he was talking to his other head.

You love mentioning my head. I could post it over for you. I'm pretty sure they freeze them after removal

Lmao

TPC
27th December 2013, 08:53 PM
I only mentioned it because it looked like you were talking to yourself.

growler2058
27th December 2013, 08:56 PM
Show us ya scar Lucas

TPC
27th December 2013, 09:04 PM
Show us ya scar Lucas

Careful what you ask for, he may show his circumcision scar.

taslucas
27th December 2013, 11:33 PM
Show us ya scar Lucas

Yeah I heard chicks dig scars

Maxhead
28th December 2013, 09:01 PM
Where are you tassie boy

taslucas
28th December 2013, 09:01 PM
over here!

taslucas
28th December 2013, 09:02 PM
nah, a bit more to the left.....

Winnie
28th December 2013, 09:03 PM
What is going on I haven't had a VB since Christmas Day. Been drinking XXXX it's not bad but it's not the same

Maxhead
28th December 2013, 09:04 PM
far out , I missed the call

growler2058
28th December 2013, 09:04 PM
You really are a sick #### Poo


Lucas new avatar...................noice

Maxhead
28th December 2013, 09:06 PM
Lucas new avatar...................noice

as poofs do

taslucas
28th December 2013, 09:08 PM
first day off the drinks for a long while. I feel like im turning yellow lol

taslucas
28th December 2013, 09:08 PM
as poofs do

at least i dont have a picture of my boyfriend as my avatar

Maxhead
28th December 2013, 09:12 PM
at least i dont have a picture of my boyfriend as my avatar

Ohhhh, shit, sorry, How did I get Chrisso on there again???

You can be my best buddy tho??

taslucas
28th December 2013, 09:19 PM
You can be my best buddy tho??

Ill think about it.......

Maxhead
28th December 2013, 09:21 PM
Ill think about it.......

Ohhhh, c'mon....pretty please

Winnie
28th December 2013, 09:26 PM
Bahahahaha

growler2058
28th December 2013, 09:30 PM
Ohhhh, c'mon....pretty please


Heres a song same tune as Poo's love song to you


KrissooooH KrissooooH you are a big sickoooooH

taslucas
28th December 2013, 09:31 PM
Ohhhh, c'mon....pretty please

i just dont know what you'd bring to the friendship

Maxhead
28th December 2013, 09:36 PM
Heres a song same tune as Poo's love song to you


KrissooooH KrissooooH you are a big sickoooooH

I thought it went like this:

Krissssssooooooo yooooouuu haaaaaaaaave a bbbbbbbiiiigggg DDDDIIIICCCCKKKKOOOO

Maxhead
28th December 2013, 09:37 PM
i just dont know what you'd bring to the friendship

You bitxh.....

Bloodyaussie
28th December 2013, 09:37 PM
Hey pooh.... my client after many years of telling them I dont like vb got me another one so I guess its yours mate.... less one can as I was stinging for a beer... bloody vomit.

growler2058
28th December 2013, 09:38 PM
I thought it went like this:

Krissssssooooooo yooooouuu haaaaaaaaave a bbbbbbbiiiigggg DDDDIIIICCCCKKKKOOOO

And THAT Lucas is what he'll bring to the relationship

Maxhead
28th December 2013, 09:41 PM
And THAT Lucas is what he'll bring to the relationship

and you know it,,,,lol

taslucas
28th December 2013, 09:45 PM
and you know it,,,,lol

Ok, im checking flights to ACT, give me a minute

AB
28th December 2013, 09:45 PM
first day off the drinks for a long while. I feel like im turning yellow lol

Pansy...lol

growler2058
28th December 2013, 09:59 PM
and you know it,,,,lol

Only second hand info from a song I heard ;)

taslucas
28th December 2013, 10:01 PM
Pansy...lol

Lol...

Me and my bro on Christmas day.... (still had 3/4 left of the last beam the next day...yeah soft I know!). Christmas eve was a 6 am finish for me, boxing day was about 5am but entertained a friend so didnt really sleep at all lol.

taslucas
28th December 2013, 10:10 PM
Lol...

Me and my bro on Christmas day.... (still had 3/4 left of the last beam the next day...yeah soft I know!). Christmas eve was a 6 am finish for me, boxing day was about 5am but entertained a friend so didnt really sleep at all lol.

and pretty much the same for every friggen day since i finished up work

growler2058
29th December 2013, 05:55 PM
Beers have knocked me rotten today...........better go get another just to make sure its the beer

Avo
9th January 2014, 09:04 PM
well I don't believe it.....last line page 3...SH!T guys what happening...?(i meant that's where I found this thread)
Just finished some devils cut no onto some Possum Piss....It's Friday nearly somewhere

Avo
9th January 2014, 09:05 PM
Isn't it?..

growler2058
9th January 2014, 09:10 PM
On your own tonight brother. Im up at 04:30 so only had a sniff tonight

Woof
9th January 2014, 09:11 PM
Ahhhh the old Possum Piss mate, enjoy...

Avo
9th January 2014, 09:23 PM
Nah alright,misses just called for dinner so maybe food not drink..supposed to be a southern lights (aurora) about 9.41pm so maybe I do that..In the southern cross area I think..

Avo
9th January 2014, 09:24 PM
On your own tonight brother. Im up at 04:30 so only had a sniff tonight

AH just winding down,not long ago knock off mate,the suns still shinning here,...

taslucas
10th January 2014, 07:03 AM
My head hurts:-( scotch till 3am

Winnie
10th January 2014, 07:12 AM
My head hurts:-( scotch till 3am

On a school night?? You're way too loose mate

growler2058
10th January 2014, 09:09 AM
my head hurts:-( scotch till 3am

hah..........

TPC
10th January 2014, 09:17 AM
My head hurts:-( scotch till 3am

You are just waiting for the inevitable comment aren't you.

Which head?

Sorry couldn't help it.

taslucas
10th January 2014, 09:20 AM
You are just waiting for the inevitable comment aren't you.

Which head?

Sorry couldn't help it.

Not sure if I get half a hangover or twice the hangover lol

taslucas
10th January 2014, 09:21 AM
On a school night?? You're way too loose mate

Living the dream:-).
Shotting yellow galiano with dinner and beers at the pub last night mmmm yellow galli and schnitzel is good!

TPC
10th January 2014, 03:57 PM
Can everybody hear that, its the sound of beer calling and I am going to follow the sound.

Maxhead
10th January 2014, 04:00 PM
Can everybody hear that, its the sound of beer calling and I am going to follow the sound.

I love that sound. It seems to call me way too often...:trink13::1062::beer:

Winnie
10th January 2014, 04:14 PM
I hear it calling me too, it's calling from about an hour away.

AB
10th January 2014, 04:45 PM
I hear it calling me too, it's calling from about an hour away.

Did you buy the tent yet?


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Winnie
10th January 2014, 05:02 PM
Did you buy the tent yet?


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Tomorrow. Is it good?

AB
10th January 2014, 05:04 PM
Tomorrow. Is it good?

Looks good on the box...lol

Still haven't set it up yet.


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AB
10th January 2014, 05:05 PM
I'm setting it up first thing tomoz.

It's too hot now and the beer is blizzardly cold!!!


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Winnie
10th January 2014, 05:09 PM
Send me a text in the morning if it's good or not. Aussie disposals in morwell are having a closing down sale so I'll go there first see if I get lucky with a bargain.

Avo
19th January 2014, 02:30 AM
Pjarhmas..you f%$ks,hwho's with me

TPC
31st January 2014, 08:35 PM
Had to go searching for this thread, been almost two weeks since it was used and that was by a moonshine swilling westerner.
What is happening to this forum, we all becoming teetotallers.

pearcey
31st January 2014, 08:37 PM
Had to go searching for this thread, been almost two weeks since it was used and that was by a moonshine swilling westerner.
What is happening to this forum, we all becoming teetotallers.
Glad you are sober enough to find
CHEERS

TPC
31st January 2014, 08:45 PM
Glad you are sober enough to find
CHEERS
Gday Pearcey, you going to be at the Clipsal 500 in 4 weeks?

taslucas
31st January 2014, 09:05 PM
what date is the clipsal 500?

pearcey
31st January 2014, 09:09 PM
Gday Pearcey, you going to be at the Clipsal 500 in 4 weeks?

No mate we lost the contract as there are new engineers in place and our tender was turned down
So now I`ll be in Melbourne on Clipsal race days doing our stuff at the F1
Got the word today that we will have quite a few new points to put in for F1 so I may not even get to watch Clipsal,
possible only the replays.WXXK first play later LOL
Are you going to Clipsal. There may be a few members there so meet ups may be possible

TPC
31st January 2014, 09:13 PM
Yea, I will be there. goes from 27th feb to 2nd march.
Will have to check on who will be there and try to have a beer with them.

pearcey
31st January 2014, 09:17 PM
what date is the clipsal 500?

Feb 27 to March 2
F1 14 to16 March
Hows it all going mate.good to see you took Andy for a run
He must have had a good time as we havent heard much from him of late so he`s most probably lost some where

pearcey
31st January 2014, 09:25 PM
Yea, I will be there. goes from 27th feb to 2nd march.
Will have to check on who will be there and try to have a beer with them.
I`ll be in Melbourne from 23rd Feb and it looks like we will be flat out until the Wed before the race
I`ll have to put in for a pay rise seeing we mist out on Adelaide, or maybe I`ll drink more expensive scotch and eat the dearest thing on the menu LOL

TPC
31st January 2014, 09:31 PM
I`ll be in Melbourne from 23rd Feb and it looks like we will be flat out until the Wed before the race
I`ll have to put in for a pay rise seeing we mist out on Adelaide, or maybe I`ll drink more expensive scotch and eat the dearest thing on the menu LOL

You are working way to hard for a retired bloke.

pearcey
31st January 2014, 09:41 PM
You are working way to hard for a retired bloke.

Not wrong mate but hey somebody's got to do it .

taslucas
31st January 2014, 09:58 PM
Ahhh bugger I'll be a bit late.....

Winnie
20th February 2014, 06:45 PM
Just got home after a big day of work. One of our suppliers had some beer brewed for us at Christmas and they've been sitting in the fridge at work since then so Fark it I brought them home!

Winnie
20th February 2014, 06:46 PM
Very fruity but it's okay for free I guess