ThE dRuNkIn RaMbLiN tHrEaD - dEdIcAtEd To ScOtTy

[Bigrig]

I wanna check why the light is coming on on the dash. I did a manual ecu check and all was fine

Too easy - hopefully something that will register first pop ... the only error code I have is 55 which is the error code for having no error codes!!! No sh!t!! LOL

[hekarewe]

take the globe out problem solved *L*

tooo hard duck tape over offending light much quicker LOL

[Dhuck]

That is the code I get.


take the globe out problem solved *L*

Onya Tod

[Bigrig]

After a couple read this http://www.gtsparkplugs.com/InjectorSizeCalc.html
then have a few more.

My old man said: As far as I am concerned the only way to set up an engine is on a dyno. This way you can see actual figures and results

If I had all the information needed to calculate the injector size I probably wouldn't need the site!! LOL

Not saying your old man is off the mark, but a lot of mechanics out there (and bloody good ones) who don't use dyno's ... but I'll leave that argument for you and him to have!!! lmfao!

[Bigrig]

That is the code I get.



Onya Tod

No faults then ... just a dodgy bulb!!! LOL

[Dhuck]

no only comes on when the accelerator is pressed. Hmmmmmmmm

[Bigrig]

no only comes on when the accelerator is pressed. Hmmmmmmmm

Well, knowing you don't have any windscreen ducting for airflow, they probably ripped something out when putting the roll cage in ... lucky for you I'm a top bloke and have hunted the net for a solution .. you need to do this ...

3275

[NissanGQ4.2]

no only comes on when the accelerator is pressed. Hmmmmmmmm

when its pressed hard???? maybe dirty air filter

[NissanGQ4.2]

Dhuck is it the same warning light as before??? http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/showthread.php?1843-Warning-light-next-to-seatbelt-light&highlight=change+filter

[Bigrig]

Dhuck is it the same warning light as before??? http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/showthread.php?1843-Warning-light-next-to-seatbelt-light&highlight=change+filter

Yep - could be that - when did you last change/clean the air filter?? Would have copped a hammering at LCMP the other week with dust and such.

[Dhuck]

Yep and was a new air cleaner back then. But I might buy one today to check

[Bigrig]

Yep and was a new air cleaner back then. But I might buy one today to check

Check the housing - sounds like crap is getting in there from somewhere other than the snorkel .. strange to have it twice in a couple of months.

[Dhuck]

when its pressed hard???? maybe dirty air filter

as soon as I put pressure on the pedal and has been happening since I got the truck

[Dhuck]

Check the housing - sounds like crap is getting in there from somewhere other than the snorkel .. strange to have it twice in a couple of months.

Has not gone away

[NissanGQ4.2]

Has not gone away

Is this the light Dhuck?

3281

[Dhuck]

That it is mate

[NissanGQ4.2]

That it is mate

I had that light come on under hard acceleration only and replacing the air filter fixed the problem. I don't have a snorkel just the original setup.

From the Nissan Patrol owners manual.

Air Cleaner indicator light ( For Australia )

This light comes on when the ignition key is in the "ON" position and the air cleaner filter is clogged.

Have the air cleaner filter checked as soon as possible.

[Dhuck]

Will give it a go.

[NissanGQ4.2]

Will give it a go.

and i shall get back to the task at hand..............mmmmmm bourbon :1062::1062::1062:

[Bigrig]

Well, what a day ... casually been chugging along, and low and behold that's a carton gooooonnnnnnne ... Ahhhhh .... Love recovery sessions!!! LOL. Full as a state school and can't wait to go shooshy ni ni's and get a solid sleep before tomorrow's adventure.

[NissanGQ4.2]

Well, what a day ... casually been chugging along, and low and behold that's a carton gooooonnnnnnne ... Ahhhhh .... Love recovery sessions!!! LOL. Full as a state school and can't wait to go shooshy ni ni's and get a solid sleep before tomorrow's adventure.
your have bigger missions than going ni ni's like drinkin more and working out why the fu*K my nissan datascan still wants to auto scan my com port and error even after i unistall and re-install it!!!!

[Maxhead]

I'm jumping straight into this thread as well. Spent a day in the shed playing with the truck and boys birthday present. Not sure what I'm gonna drink now:(

[Bigrig]

I'm jumping straight into this thread as well. Spent a day in the shed playing with the truck and boys birthday present. Not sure what I'm gonna drink now:(

G'day mate - welcome aboard. Great people, information and laughs on the forum, so don't be shy and join in to make the most of it. Enjoy!!

Oh .. Hang on ... You're a regular!!! LOL - welcome aboard the drunken dribbling thread then old mate!!!! lmfao

[AB]

i'm hungover as ten men!!!

Am I allowed to be in here, I'm skulling water and eyes are getting blurry...LMAO.

[NissanGQ4.2]

I just stole a white wine of the missus, I must be desperate.......that stuff taste like sh!T.......no hang on my sh!T tastes better than wine, how the hell do people drink this crap!!!!!!!!

[Bigrig]

i'm hungover as ten men!!!

Am I allowed to be in here, I'm skulling water and eyes are getting blurry...LMAO.

Of course mate - so long as you're not one of those reformed drinkers who is still suffering the ill effects and are going to start preaching to us!! LOL

There's already an AA group, so I figure this is the AU group ... "Alcoholics Unanimous"!!!!!! lmfao

[Bigrig]

I just stole a white wine of the missus, I must be desperate.......that stuff taste like sh!T.......no hang on my sh!T tastes better than wine, how the hell do people drink this crap!!!!!!!!

More importantly, how do you know so definitely that your sh!t tastes better???? LMFAO!!!!!

[AB]

I even thought to myself, I'm never drinking again...lol...Who am I kidding!

I tell you one thing there is nothing worse then being so hungover you can barely move and having to look after a 10 month old baby and then also trying to work on your Patrol with intense accuracy of cutting, welding, measuring, grinding, cutting, welding, sanding....lol

[Maxhead]

AHHHHH bliss, just found a bottle of red and a whit. The night continues.....

[Bigrig]

I even thought to myself, I'm never drinking again...lol...Who am I kidding!

I tell you one thing there is nothing worse then being so hungover you can barely move and having to look after a 10 month old baby and then also trying to work on your Patrol with intense accuracy of cutting, welding, measuring, grinding, cutting, welding, sanding....lol

"Never drinking again"??? Was getting worried there ... thought you might be a quitter!!!! LOL

Glad you soldiered through mate - you really should tuck into one to make you feel better!!!

[Bigrig]

AHHHHH bliss, just found a bottle of red and a whit. The night continues.....

Nice! Multi coloured wine!!! LOL

[AB]

"Never drinking again"??? Was getting worried there ... thought you might be a quitter!!!! LOL

Glad you soldiered through mate - you really should tuck into one to make you feel better!!!

Im on Milkshakes now mate...lol...I crave Milk when Im hungover....I can easily polish off a 2 litre carton when Im hungover.

My misses deliberatly goes out and buys an extra bottle of Milk for weekends...LMAO

[Maxhead]

Nice! Multi coloured wine!!! LOL

Comes free with a splitting headache....bonus!

[Maxhead]

Im on Milkshakes now mate...lol...I crave Milk when Im hungover....I can easily polish off a 2 litre carton when Im hungover.

My misses deliberatly goes out and buys an extra bottle of Milk for weekends...LMAO

Thought that would be 2 liters a day affair mate....

[NissanGQ4.2]

More importantly, how do you know so definitely that your sh!t tastes better???? LMFAO!!!!!

I'm just guessing that anyone's sh!t would taste better than this wine crap i am drinking now

[AB]

I'm just guessing that anyone's sh!t would taste better than this wine crap i am drinking now

Do you want a Milkshake mate...lol...Their yummy...LMAO!!!

[NissanGQ4.2]

Do you want a Milkshake mate...lol...Their yummy...LMAO!!!

actually thats not a bad idea :)

[Bigrig]

Night ladies and gerbilmen ... have a good one.

I'm off to the lounge to laze in preparation for hitting the hay ...

Have a cracker weekend and looking forward to getting plenty of happy snaps from tomorrow up upon our return!!

[AB]

Nite mate, look forward to the pics and stories....

[Maxhead]

Take it easy mate or is it " GO HARD"...lol

[Dhuck]

I had that light come on under hard acceleration only and replacing the air filter fixed the problem. I don't have a snorkel just the original setup.

From the Nissan Patrol owners manual.

Air Cleaner indicator light ( For Australia )

This light comes on when the ignition key is in the "ON" position and the air cleaner filter is clogged.

Have the air cleaner filter checked as soon as possible.

Have replaced the air cleaner but the light is still coming on. Have cut the power to reset the ECU. Will see how it is in the morning

[Dhuck]

Take it easy mate or is it " GO HARD"...lol

Go hard or go home

[Maxhead]

:( What's this horrible taste in my mouth and who put a ton of bricks in my head!!!!!! better go and do some work to see if it gets better or I might just settle for a stubby............ oh yeah none left, better start working then :(

[growler2058]

:( What's this horrible taste in my mouth and who put a ton of bricks in my head!!!!!! better go and do some work to see if it gets better or I might just settle for a stubby............ oh yeah none left, better start working then :(

I'd be goin in search of a stubby mate it's bigrig cure an it worked for me go through all ur emtys a d get all the dribbles out till ur local opens.........yuko hahahhaha put it in the fridge first tho

[Dhuck]

I'd be goin in search of a stubby mate it's bigrig cure an it worked for me go through all ur emtys a d get all the dribbles out till ur local opens.........yuko hahahhaha put it in the fridge first tho

Just watch the ones with ciggy butts in them

[Bigrig]

:( What's this horrible taste in my mouth and who put a ton of bricks in my head!!!!!! better go and do some work to see if it gets better or I might just settle for a stubby............ oh yeah none left, better start working then :(

Straight back on the hobby horse old mate!!! You'll be right as rain after the first batch of 'razors' go down!!! That's why I call the morning after beer a "sharpie"!!!!

[Maxhead]

Straight back on the hobby horse old mate!!! You'll be right as rain after the first batch of 'razors' go down!!! That's why I call the morning after beer a "sharpie"!!!!

Yep, just got back from the shop with more ammo....aaahhhhhhh medicine!!!! who needs penadol!!! lol

[growler2058]

MMMMMMM think this is where i belong tonight.. finished work abitn eaarly and wifeys picked it.........bumma im gunna hit the hay where its a bit quieter

[Bigrig]

MMMMMMM think this is where i belong tonight.. finished work abitn eaarly and wifeys picked it.........bumma im gunna hit the hay where its a bit quieter

Need to work on your ability to conceal the drunken behaviour mate!!! LOL ... Forget that 'drink less' rubbish .... that's for quitters!!! LMFAO

[growler2058]

HAH tried ur pug takin a sh1t quote and like a dog turd the older u get the easier u r to pik up didn't think it was as funny as me thinks........ That was the give away cheers m8 janajhahahahahahah damn iPhone buttons are too close togetha

[Bigrig]

Yeah ... probably wasn't the best way to welcome her home from work!!! LMFAO!!!

[growler2058]

Mmm that's called tact init oh well.......mAyb I'll get it by her bday next week! I keep tellim her I'm HOTY ( husband of the year) hahaha

[Bigrig]

Mmm that's called tact init oh well.......mAyb I'll get it by her bday next week! I keep tellim her I'm HOTY ( husband of the year) hahaha

Yep, that'll do it!!!! LOL

[growler2058]

Heres a litttle prayer for all the p!2s tanks out there

[Bigrig]

Heres a litttle prayer for all the p!2s tanks out there

Love it !!!

[growler2058]

Well my link from brain to eyes to fingrs to keyboard dont feel like cooperating any more so see yas soon nighty night

[Finly Owner]

Well my link from brain to eyes to fingrs to keyboard dont feel like cooperating any more so see yas soon nighty night
Night mate, sleep tight dream hard,

[growler2058]

MMMM past my bedtime just drank the 1 can too many tonight and I'm outta here totally drunkn rambling

Wifeys 40th tomoro so ibetta crash out so I got some NRG tomorrow
OOAH ROO

[NissanGQ4.2]

MMMM past my bedtime just drank the 1 can too many tonight and I'm outta here totally drunkn rambling

Wifeys 40th tomoro so ibetta crash out so I got some NRG tomorrow
OOAH ROO

OOAH ROO, but its time 2 drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, then pass out!!!

[NissanGQ4.2]

Scotty I'm home..... bourbon please bar tender........ur shout....my shout....time 2 drinky :) !!!!

[NissanGQ4.2]

DrInK, DrInK, DrInK, WhErE, Is YhE dRiNkeRS!!!!!!!

[AB]

DrInK, DrInK, DrInK, WhErE, Is YhE dRiNkeRS!!!!!!!

uh oh, we have a live one here...lol....Your going to wake up tomorrow Todd and think "I can't believe I wrote all of that %#@# on the forum last night"...LMAO

[NissanGQ4.2]

uh oh, we have a live one here...lol....Your going to wake up tomorrow Todd and think "I can't believe I wrote all of that %#@# on the forum last night"...LMAO

Noprrrrrrrrrre, I will b a sayin, can i go away 2 the 4x4 comp please my 2 b wife......prtetty please.......letters 2 b 2confusin 2 spell words @ them moment!!!! bur i luc U HonrY....Cn I LEAVE U wirhkidddsa kIdS whilw i go DRinkkin PlEasE. Luv ya xOxOxO

[DX grunt]

Noprrrrrrrrrre, I will b a sayin, can i go away 2 the 4x4 comp please my 2 b wife......prtetty please.......letters 2 b 2confusin 2 spell words @ them moment!!!! bur i luc U HonrY....Cn I LEAVE U wirhkidddsa kIdS whilw i go DRinkkin PlEasE. Luv ya xOxOxO

Scotty, I think Todd's pipped you at the post. lololololol

[Bigrig]

Scotty, I think Todd's pipped you at the post. lololololol

I bow my head graciously!!! LOL

[DX grunt]

I bow my head graciously!!! LOL

What a photo finish and a great lesson on why it's dangerous to drink and type. lol

[Bigrig]

What a photo finish and a great lesson on why it's dangerous to drink and type. lol

Hahahaha ... every K over is a killer they say up here, but not sure there was a K in all his ramble last night!!! Or many other letters in order for that matter!!! LMFAO!!!

[NissanGQ4.2]

just because no one visits this dedicated thread 2 Scotty, I am taking upon myself 2 have a few 2 many drinks and locking myself in this thread 4 the night :)

BoTtOmS uP!

[Sir Roofy]

youve found it mate its been missing for a while now
your doing a great job on the map soon be world wide

[Bigrig]

just because no one visits this dedicated thread 2 Scotty, I am taking upon myself 2 have a few 2 many drinks and locking myself in this thread 4 the night :)

BoTtOmS uP!

Haha!! Wish I could join you champion!!

[NissanGQ4.2]

youve found it mate its been missing for a while now
your doing a great job on the map soon be world wide

thanks mate, yeh good 2 see all the different locations members are from :) everything i add a new member i suss out the terrain around 2 see what sort of tracks they have *L*

[Dhuck]

My mate TED is with me and I am sitting in front of 2 computers. Give me a couple more hours and I may start the drunkin rambling

[NissanGQ4.2]

Evening Duck and Ted, Bottoms up.

2 computers!, any LAN games going on???

[Dhuck]

forum and other cr@p on one and the other has a game running. But I could turn on all 6 computers and the server runs 24/7

[Bigrig]

forum and other cr@p on one and the other has a game running. But I could turn on all 6 computers and the server runs 24/7

Geek .... lol

[Dhuck]

I try but dont have the pocket protector

[Bigrig]

I try but dont have the pocket protector

Not in your shirt maybe!!! LMFAO!!

[Dhuck]

no they are not ribbed

[AB]

You are guys are nutters!!!

[Bigrig]

forum and other cr@p on one and the other has a game running. But I could turn on all 6 computers and the server runs 24/7

How's the online dating going?? Found any nice girls named Jim yet?? lmfao

[NissanGQ4.2]

i want a server!!!! you geek duck! whats on ur server???

[Bigrig]

i want a server!!!! you geek duck! wants on ur server???

I've got 4 servers ... they're called Liam, Ivana, Keeley and Nathan ... good kids, get daddy another beer hey? LOL!!!!

[NissanGQ4.2]

I've got 4 servers ... they're called Liam, Ivana, Keeley and Nathan ... good kids, get daddy another beer hey? LOL!!!!

can i trade them in 4 my servers as mine don't do a really good job at what there suppose 2 do!

[Bigrig]

can i trade them in 4 my servers as mine don't do a really good job at what there suppose 2 do!

Not sure what the missus will have to say, but I'd be lost without them ... I mean, I'd have to walk to the fridge myself, open the lid, get my own cooler ... working up a sweat just thinking about it!! LOL

[NissanGQ4.2]

Not sure what the missus will have to say, but I'd be lost without them ... I mean, I'd have to walk to the fridge myself, open the lid, get my own cooler ... working up a sweat just thinking about it!! LOL

crap!!!! how am i suppose 2 explain 2 the kids there back on the black market again ????

[Bigrig]

crap!!!! how am i suppose 2 explain 2 the kids there back on the black market again ????

Again?? .. what? Did you buy them back last time??? LMFAO

[Dhuck]

i want a server!!!! you geek duck! whats on ur server???

SBM 2003 used for file and print

[NissanGQ4.2]

Again?? .. what? Did you buy them back last time??? LMFAO

Unfortunately 4 me, know 1 one bought them last time :(

[NissanGQ4.2]

SBM 2003 used for file and print

Ok.... i'm 2 drunk 2 know what SBM 2003 is....but i'm sure 2morrow when i am sober i fill figure it out.....or maybe note...

[Dhuck]

small business sever

[Bigrig]

small business sever

That'd be SBS 2003 then old mate!! No longer supported from Microsoft by the way ... anything else you need to know?? LOL

[Dhuck]

what ever it is but yes you are right. I have to many computers on the go and to much beer in the belly

[NissanGQ4.2]

small business sever

whats the point in having a server unless your playing online games......what do u mean by small business server *LMAO*

So whats on your small business server and whats the addy so i can check it out???

[Dhuck]

Lots of music videos and software is about it

[NissanGQ4.2]

Lots of music videos and software is about it

That doesn't really sound business like Duck................what sort of software...illegal......i mean legal......are u a police man????? whats ur server addy?????? i like downloading random illegal ,,,, no i mean very legal stuff of the net *LMAO*

[Dhuck]

what you need? I sell it for lots. Cost you $0.01 per application and I am guessing you have to be GST exemt or however you spell it

[NissanGQ4.2]

i dont need anything, but i test out lots of things.....if you every find this software with a key 1 would like http://www.proscan.org/

[Dhuck]

i dont need anything, but i test out lots of things.....if you every find this software with a key 1 would like http://www.proscan.org/

is this an obd2 scan tool?

[NissanGQ4.2]

is this an obd2 scan tool?

no mate, UHF scanner software... every time i search for proscan, i always get the odb2 scan tool :(

[Dhuck]

thats all I get too

[NissanGQ4.2]

I'm sure i'll come across it one day.

think i just need 2 invest in a digital scanner :)

[Maxhead]

Let me kick off this beautiful evening by ...ROCK and ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!! LOL

[growler2058]

OK i havent had a drink since Saturday so tonight two glasses of goon (vino) and feel very content. They are big glasses tho hahahahaha

[NissanGQ4.2]

Have 1 or 300 for me guys, sober night for me unfortunately :(

[Maxhead]

OK i havent had a drink since Saturday so tonight two glasses of goon (vino) and feel very content. They are big glasses tho hahahahaha

Beauty...make sure you keep 'em flowing or it just down hill from here...LOL

[Maxhead]

Have 1 or 300 for me guys, sober night for me unfortunately :(

Not like you mate....whats going on??????

[growler2058]

Beauty...make sure you keep 'em flowing or it just down hill from here...LOL

Mate i'll be luck to see 8pm tonight

[Maxhead]

Mate i'll be luck to see 8pm tonight

Ohhh well, as long you enjoy while it lasts.....



just one more.......come on!!!

[Bigrig]

Mate i'll be luck to see 8pm tonight

24 minutes - plenty of time for another!! LOL

[growler2058]

Ohhh well, as long you enjoy while it lasts.....



just one more.......come on!!!

OKayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[NissanGQ4.2]

Not like you mate....whats going on??????

trying 2 cut back a bit, I need 2 start managing my money better ( well that's what my missus keeps tellin me! ), 8 more days and i have a house loan hanging over me head!

I'm sure i'll still be in here on most weekends :) damn hope so *L*

[Maxhead]

trying 2 cut back a bit, I need 2 start managing my money better ( well that's what my missus keeps tellin me! ), 8 more days and i have a house loan hanging over me head!

I'm sure i'll still be in here on most weekends :) damn hope so *L*


I understand mate, my missus keeps telling me the same everyday.....It hasn't worked for 10 years, ohh well..LOL

[Bigrig]

trying 2 cut back a bit, I need 2 start managing my money better ( well that's what my missus keeps tellin me! ), 8 more days and i have a house loan hanging over me head!

I'm sure i'll still be in here on most weekends :) damn hope so *L*

Ahhh ... The joys of being owned by the banks!! LOL ...

You'll settle back into it brother - we all do!! lol

[NissanGQ4.2]

i found it, your the man AB *L*

[big_fletch]

Did you loose the thread did ya mate lol

[growler2058]

Ahhhhhhh Wifeys had to go to Sydney for work for two days, baby's campin over at Nannas. Got me weekly bottl o vino next to me sittin in me jox with the heater cranked, cookin my weekly 200gm red meat fix mmmmmmrare Not Bad yummo vino see if i can hang in there till 830 hahahhahaha:bananadancing::bananarock:

[growler2058]

Bl00dy hell smoke alarm well char grilled steak glad its thick gotta go

[Bigrig]

I feel like I've betrayed this thread since I've been off the grog!!! When I reach my goal weight, I'll splurge out on a bottle of good scotch and unleash once more!! lmao

[NissanGQ4.2]

I feel like I've betrayed this thread since I've been off the grog!!! When I reach my goal weight, I'll splurge out on a bottle of good scotch and unleash once more!! lmao

yeh all the hard work i done just 2 give you your own thread and look what happens *LMAO*

[NissanGQ4.2]

Ahhhhhhh Wifeys had to go to Sydney for work for two days, baby's campin over at Nannas. Got me weekly bottl o vino next to me sittin in me jox with the heater cranked, cookin my weekly 200gm red meat fix mmmmmmrare Not Bad yummo vino see if i can hang in there till 830 hahahhahaha:bananadancing::bananarock:


what a life................enjoy mate

[growler2058]

what a life................enjoy mate

Cheers:icon_victory::devilred: on the weightloss thing n all but gotta take these opportunities when ya can hshahahahahaha

[Bigrig]

yeh all the hard work i done just 2 give you your own thread and look what happens *LMAO*

Sorry boss! I'll fix it ... promise!!!! LOL

[Bigrig]

Did I mention I was half cut??? Well ... fact is, I lied ... I'm smashed and still have a 750 of vodka to go!!! WOOHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Soooooo .... You come here often?? lmao

[Dhuck]

Mate a few litres of TED's and I am feeling the same way

[Bigrig]

Mate a few litres of TED's and I am feeling the same way

Good on TED!!! He's a bottler!!! lmao

Sooooo .... where we off to??? Back to the International??

[NissanGQ4.2]

welcome back scotty, glad u have seen the light *L*

[Bigrig]

welcome back scotty, glad u have seen the light *L*

Thanks brother!!! That said, I'm not as p!ss fit as I was a few months back!!! All this water stuff has made my alcomohol system weak!!! lmao

[Dhuck]

Good on TED!!! He's a bottler!!! lmao

Sooooo .... where we off to??? Back to the International??

To see that lovelly girl that left her shirt at home

[Bigrig]

To see that lovelly girl that left her shirt at home

No David ... for the beer and the ambience ... that was just an unexpected bonus!!! lol

[nowoolies]

No David ... for the beer and the ambience ... that was just an unexpected bonus!!! lol

unexpected bonus ...not fair why was`nt the rest of us called in hahahahahahaha

[Bigrig]

unexpected bonus ...not fair why was`nt the rest of us called in hahahahahahaha

Mate, I couldn't speak let alone type a number into me phone!!! lmao

[nowoolies]

Mate, I couldn't speak let alone type a number into me phone!!! lmao

piccies we luv piccies .....roflmfao

[Bigrig]

piccies we luv piccies .....roflmfao

Hahahaha ... now I am p!ssing myself ... Not sure if I should say this, so I'll be discrete ... Gave a tip and let's just say, didn't have a chance to pull the camera out for the "thankyou" I received!!! lmfao!!!!!

But as dhuck can attest, I was a perfect gentleman, and asked her very politely to pose once more!!!!

Enough of this ... I havent been to one of those sorts of bars for years, and reckon it'll be years again before I do ... don't know how they do it truth be told ... but glad they do!!! (giggling now!!).

[Dhuck]

No mate, from what I hear it is a regular thing. We just need to remember Thursday nights as we know it's for sure. lol

[Bigrig]

No mate, from what I hear it is a regular thing. We just need to remember Thursday nights as we know it's for sure. lol

My dicky ticker couldn't take it on a weekly basis!!!! lmao ... let's just put it down to good fortune for a once off and let it be from there!!

[Dhuck]

damn you had the photo op

[GUtsy ute]

Did I mention I was half cut??? Well ... fact is, I lied ... I'm smashed and still have a 750 of vodka to go!!! WOOHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Soooooo .... You come here often?? lmao

Would you like to dance?haha

[Bigrig]

Would you like to dance?haha

Only whilst crouched with arms folded old mate!!!!!!! lmao .... rusky style!!!!

[GUtsy ute]

Only whilst crouched with arms folded old mate!!!!!!! lmao .... rusky style!!!!

Cheers, I'm having a drink with you right now!

[Bigrig]

Cheers, I'm having a drink with you right now!

Sweet champion!!! I'll keep going then!!!

[Maxhead]

What a great forum this is people, the drunker the better..LOLLLLLL

[NissanGQ4.2]

Anybody home.....or am I all alone?

Lets get the muzic pumpin :) and the alcohol flowing :)

[growler2058]

Anybody home.....or am I all alone?

Lets get the muzic pumpin :) and the alcohol flowing :)

Maaaaaaate crissed as a picket already so am goin for a swim I'll catchya soon woo hoo

[NissanGQ4.2]

Maaaaaaate crissed as a picket already so am goin for a swim I'll catchya soon woo hoo

hahaha, nothin like a swim when p!ssed. Just don't forget 2 keep head above water *L*

Congrats in advance on 4000 post, well done, keep em comin....... ( just in case I'm to drunk 2 read numbers when it happens ).

[growler2058]

hahaha, nothin like a swim when p!ssed. Just don't forget 2 keep head above water *L*

Congrats in advance on 4000 post, well done, keep em comin....... ( just in case I'm to drunk 2 read numbers when it happens ).

Mate I'm on tappa crap no idea how many I'm upto??????? Now jus smashed a few bloody marys so may not be round for much longa today hahahahahaha :-)

[NissanGQ4.2]

is the phone water proof???? you shouldn't tappa on the crappa!!!, very funny..... my 5 five year old daughter took our old mobile which was still in brand new condition into the toilet with her.....guess where it ended up! yep....no more good phone!

[growler2058]

Hahahaha ohhh bumma had one fall out me pocket into the crappa once but I dived on in straight away and it was saved (ol Nokia) wouldn't wanna try with my me phone tho hahahaha

[NissanGQ4.2]

hahaha, my old one is drying out now, not sure how it will go, don't think it was in there long, just laughed when the missus told me.....better her 2 rescue it then me :)

[growler2058]

Our toddler sucked on my work ph and drowned the thing stripped it as much as poss an hit it with a hair dryer good as new ( also Nokia)

[NissanGQ4.2]

yeh this is one is a Nokia 2, been drying out the last few days... love nokia phones, will rebuild in a few more days time :)

[growler2058]

Buckin ell how'd we Eva get by without this technology? I always been a bit anti modernism but am almost a convert now ( definitely a Nissan patrol forum addict) The best bit I rekin is it brings like minded folk togetha ( the forum that is)

[nowoolies]

Buckin ell how'd we Eva get by without this technology? I always been a bit anti modernism but am almost a convert now ( definitely a Nissan patrol forum addict) The best bit I rekin is it brings like minded folk togetha ( the forum that is)

praise the lord hallelujah he`s seen the light lol

[growler2058]

praise the lord hallelujah he`s seen the light lol

Not light beer but ay! Hahahaha

[Clunk]

make mine a pint of heavy.......... said in a real strong Scots accent ...lmao

[nowoolies]

Not light beer but ay! Hahahaha

strewth mate light beer ....you have had too much sun today hahahahahahahaha

[nowoolies]

strewth mate light beer ....you have had too much sun today hahahahahahahaha

ill ave arf wiv a cockney accent hahahaha

[Clunk]

ill ave arf wiv a cockney accent hahahaha

ur 'avin a lafffff mate, cocknays dont do arfffssssss!!!!!!!!! hahahahahaha

[nowoolies]

ur 'avin a lafffff mate, cocknays dont do arfffssssss!!!!!!!!! hahahahahaha

i was being polite hahahahaha my old man`s a cockney hay but he dont drink ....more for me hahahahahaha

[HippoNZ]

I know it's a sunday night but hey........a mans gotta drink after a hard days work rofl

[growler2058]

I know it's a sunday night but hey........a mans gotta drink after a hard days work rofl

I with ya brutha woo hoo

[HippoNZ]

I with ya brutha woo hoo

How's the beer over in Thailand mate

[growler2058]

Very good currently movin onto bloody marys for that extra zing

[HippoNZ]

what!? what!? have you started on the old virign cocktails old mate? wheres your man card lmao

[growler2058]

Hahahahahaha Nah double vodka been on the beers since 0900 needed a cleansing of the palate hahaha

[Clunk]

must be all those outside influences lol

[HippoNZ]

you mate are working class! beer all day then vodka for desert, is that how you get to sleep lol

[growler2058]

Hahahahaha sometimes go the other way n so vodka all day then beer hahahahhaahha

[growler2058]

And I'd really naughty a shot of rum in the morning coffee but don't tell anyone heeheh

[Clunk]

nowt wrong with that mate specially when on hols.... lol

[HippoNZ]

ohhhh mate don't think you'll catch me drinking vodka all day aka rocket fuel lol although I do find it the finishing touch after drinking beer all day lol find it just tips me over that edge haha

[growler2058]

Ahhh better than takin prescription drugs to sleep hahahaha

[GUtsy ute]

Ahhh better than takin prescription drugs to sleep hahahaha

Rum, rum, glorious rum, yum, yum, glorious yum!!!

[growler2058]

Rum, rum, glorious rum, yum, yum, glorious yum!!!

Mmmmmm the local rum here is called sang som and is very smooooooth mmm may go get 1 now haha

[GUtsy ute]

No doubt there will be some coming back duty free!!!!

[growler2058]

No doubt there will be some coming back duty free!!!!

Hell yeah!!!

[GUtsy ute]

Hell yeah!!!

Keep it for the 2012 meet up!!! (only kidding)haha

[growler2058]

Keep it for the 2012 meet up!!! (only kidding)haha

I got 20 ltrs of 24yr old port I'll try to save a coupla ltrs of hahahahahaha

[GUtsy ute]

I got 20 ltrs of 24yr old port I'll try to save a coupla ltrs of hahahahahaha

Yum, yum, better than rum!!!

[growler2058]

Still can give ya runny bum

[GUtsy ute]

Just don't open the port hole!!!

[growler2058]

WoW little big sore in the head today better grab a couple a hairs from the dog....... Rekin it'll help??????6108
Hahahahahaha

[HippoNZ]

yeeeeeaaapppppp back on the brews......lmfao

prooved to myself today that I don't have to be drunk to fall over anymore...... its called black ice, its one sneaky SOB! hahahahaha

[growler2058]

yeeeeeaaapppppp back on the brews......lmfao

prooved to myself today that I don't have to be drunk to fall over anymore...... its called black ice, its one sneaky SOB! hahahahaha

U talkin smirnoff or the death trap on the blacktop

[HippoNZ]

U talkin smirnoff or the death trap on the blacktop

death trap on the black top mate haha got no say in the matter, i just went arse up lol

[growler2058]

death trap on the black top mate haha got no say in the matter, i just went arse up lol

Walkin or drivin?

[HippoNZ]

Walkin or drivin?

walking mate, just hopped out of the troll - how the troll would arse up on the blacktop i can't get my head around lol was that the vodka logic talking???? rofl

[growler2058]

walking mate, just hopped out of the troll - how the troll would arse up on the blacktop i can't get my head around lol was that the vodka logic talking???? rofl

Vodkas bout half hr away haha

[HippoNZ]

how is the trip away going for ya mate

[growler2058]

how is the trip away going for ya mate

How they say it here is Sabai Sabai which means very fu£Kin relaxed and would reccomend koh Samui to anyone totally different to Phuket which is too gold coast for me. And totally different to Bali. No surf here for the wax heads tho hahaha

[HippoNZ]

glad your enjoying it mate, beer beer beer beer beer back on the beer! haha Want to head there sometime in the future just gotta find some spare coin around the place......... maybe im not looking hard enough lol

[growler2058]

glad your enjoying it mate, beer beer beer beer beer back on the beer! haha Want to head there sometime in the future just gotta find some spare coin around the place......... maybe im not looking hard enough lol

Mate it is cheap wen ur here and the airfares from oz to Bangkok were under $800 return incl taxes! Wadda ya reckon bout this drink6164 hahaha will have to register for that man ticket wen I get home!! Was rocket fuel and 4 go me pretty giggly hahaha

[Dhuck]

Good to see your taking in plenty of fluids while in the tropics mate

[HippoNZ]

haha nah mate, trips like that are all about experiencing new things, whether it means loosing your man card or not! but dam do they look tasty, give us a sip!

[growler2058]

Bit like metho n red cordial hahahaha

[HippoNZ]

A bit quite here on the drunk side, thought I'd bring this thread back up on it's feet... or should it be sitting down??? anyhow brews are going down a treat lol
who's guna spin some yarns with me eh eh eh
I'm waiting........
ya guna have to say something otherwise I'm guna look like a right d!ck talking to myself! lmao

[Maxhead]

C'mon fellas have another dirnkon you..hahah

Watching the Rabbits get flogged so far

[Silver]

WTF? I thought this was the drunken rambling thread, but I can understand the posts...................................

I get it, must have drunk just the right amount :-)

Nice hols growlers!!!

[Maxhead]

What a great day for drinking VB!!! and it's only gonna get better....hmmm may be a bit messy as well...LOLOL

[Maxhead]

What a great day for drinking VB!!! and it's only gonna get better....hmmm may be a bit messy as well...LOLOL


Hmmm, replying to myself, thats no good...Hhahah

I've just thrown 6 years of kids toys in the trailer while the missus is away. The only problem is I can't drive to the tip..LOL

She wants to keep all of this crap.....no way

What to do now??? LOL

[Maxhead]

Haha you're a funny bugger Kris! Hmmm you're in a quandry aren't ya mate? What time does the missus get home? Got time to dig a bloody big hole in the backyard and bury it??

PML!


Mate, in a bit of strife..lol . I've rang a couple of mates but they've gone wheeling......that big hole is looking good...PML!
She's not due back till dark so hopefully she won't notice and I'll be out of here 7am ...LOLOLO THATS THE PLAN...wooohooo...sorted!

[patch697]

Haha awesome! Go on I dare ya!

ahahahahahaha.............. Truth be told the cook probably rang all he's mates in anticipation of this & told them to blow him off or she would deal with them when she got back.................hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahah

[Maxhead]

Haha awesome! Go on I dare ya!

Yeah, I''ll let you know how I go tomorrow if I'm still here...LOL

[patch697]

ahahahahahaha.............. Truth be told the cook probably rang all he's mates in anticipation of this & told them to blow him off or she would deal with them when she got back.................hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahah

If theirs no hitch or tow ball when she gets home Kris, I'd be unpacking everyone of those toys & pretending like nothing ever happened before she wakes up....
It'll be your only hope.....................hahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahaha

[Maxhead]

Yeah surprising she didn't put a screwdriver through both trailer tyres too! haha Kris you're gonna be in deep do-do mate! hahahahaha!

Pics, we wanna see pics (of the missus when she gets home and sees the trailer loaded up with all the kids toys and a drunk husband laying on the couch)!!!!!!!!!!!!! PML!!!!!

Wooohoo, got a mate on the way...see you's late. I've got a pic of the trailer loaded....LOLOLOLOLo
I WIN!

[patch697]

Wooohoo, got a mate on the way...see you's late. I've got a pic of the trailer loaded....LOLOLOLOLo
I WIN!

hahahahahahaha......... The battle only...... The war is lost...... You know that don't you?????? ........................hahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahaha

[Maxhead]

hahahahahahaha......... The battle only...... The war is lost...... You know that don't you?????? ........................hahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahaha

Battle won, but as you say the war will begin soon......I am armed with VB...LOL

[Maxhead]

Haha great work! And post some pics up when you get back from hospital mate. haha!

Don't know about the hospital, but got me swag ready ...hahahhahahahaha


And the pic of all the toys and some crap

[patch697]

Don't know about the hospital, but got me swag ready ...hahahhahahahaha


And the pic of all the toys and some crap


Yep.......
making the spare bed up now for ya Kris..............hhhahahahahahaha

[Maxhead]

Yep.......
making the spare bed up now for ya Kris..............hhhahahahahahaha

I should be right till the morning if she doesn't find out tonight , then in the morning I should disappear or run....LOLOLOLOL

It had to be done.

The way I look at it there is no point hoarding all this crap. We moved from a 112 sqm home to a 277sqm home 3 years ago and now we have no room left. Every room and every cupboard is chockers full of crap....I'm over it .

I am happy with the basics and don't need everything ...but try and tell my missus this...PML

Of course my fishing gear and camping gear is going nowhere:)

[NissanGQ4.2]

u got ballz mate, are u still on ur way over 4 bbq???? Have some kids 2 chuck out..... I mean kids toyz.........bring ur trailer

[Maxhead]

Ok, while on the roll and before the wife gets back.....

I did all the out side and now ....wait for it .....the bedrooms...LOLOLOLO,. they are a bloody discrase .....
I haven't even gone into the cupboards........This is the resolt

Everything got chucked into the hallway..LOLOLOL...WOOOHOOOO

Yeah, Yeah, I know I'll get hung but its worth it.

[NissanGQ4.2]

holy crap, there is a mountain of stuff still in the bedroom in first pic................mate is your house insured????????...........one word "match"

[patch697]

Ok, while on the roll and before the wife gets back.....

I did all the out side and now ....wait for it .....the bedrooms...LOLOLOLO,. they are a bloody discrase .....
I haven't even gone into the cupboards........This is the resolt

Everything got chucked into the hallway..LOLOLOL...WOOOHOOOO

Yeah, Yeah, I know I'll get hung but its worth it.

how bigs that trailer??????......................hahahahahaha

Your a brave man Kris & an extremely brave one at that.....hahahahahaha

[NissanGQ4.2]

Ok, while on the roll and before the wife gets back.....

I did all the out side and now ....wait for it .....the bedrooms...LOLOLOLO,. they are a bloody discrase .....
I haven't even gone into the cupboards........This is the resolt

Everything got chucked into the hallway..LOLOLOL...WOOOHOOOO

Yeah, Yeah, I know I'll get hung but its worth it.

Make sure you leave some beer in the fridge, will need something 2 drink at ur funeral *L*

[growler2058]

Sorry fellaS Tw0 pi553d even for drunk thread here's the wall 8072

[Maxhead]

Oho, somebody is not happy....me go and hide now!

[Maxhead]

Good luck mate!! Glad I'm 600k away from ya right now!!

I haven't had a blu with the missus for at least 3 years. I tell you wat, she's not happy. But its about time I got rid of the sh!t
This will test out the relationship....lololo

At least I have stashed some VB's wher she can't find them..LOLOLOLO

[Maxhead]

Night all, ;m out of here

[hekarewe]

just staggered in from next door party pissed thinginging its good to party next dor s not to drive just climb or fence home lol

[hekarewe]

just staggered in from next door party pissed thinginging its good to party next dor s not to drive just climb or fence home lol

note to self no more posting while drunk!!!!! i have no idea what that is ment to say

[NissanGQ4.2]

note to self no more posting while drunk!!!!! i have no idea what that is ment to say

It says " if i can type this many letters and not pass out, I have not consumed enough alcohol....going back next door 2 drink some more "

[hekarewe]

It says " if i can type this many letters and not pass out, I have not consumed enough alcohol....going back next door 2 drink some more "

not possible by that time last night i had drunk a bottle of wild honey burbon strait as you just cant desicrate it coke and had started on a bottle of honey mead,,,,,, was not in good form!!! was impressed i managed to turn on computer :)

[Dhuck]

It says " if i can type this many letters and not pass out, I have not consumed enough alcohol....going back next door 2 drink some more "

I hav had 2 much and the lions won. (Holden not that aerial ping pong garbage)

[NissanGQ4.2]

I hav had 2 much and the lions won. (Holden not that aerial ping pong garbage)

how many fingers am i holding up??? and no I'm not been rude

[Dhuck]

Arrrrrr a full arm.lol

[NissanGQ4.2]

Arrrrrr a full arm.lol

Answer is none, all fingers are wrapped around a cold beer bottle :):)

[Dhuck]

Arhhh yup with NissanPatrol.com.au below

[hekarewe]

Arhhh yup with NissanPatrol.com.au below

quck quacken quacker quark hmmmmm and dhuck still makes no sense have another carton dhuck ill be round for a wrestle ROFLMAO

[Bigrig]

quck quacken quacker quark hmmmmm and dhuck still makes no sense have another carton dhuck ill be round for a wrestle ROFLMAO

Now I am dead set smiling!!!!!! That is some funny sh!t!!!!!

Dhuck, do you remember in your "mentally fatigued" state at Scenic Rin wanting to wrestle Adrian??? F$&k me ... I forgot about that one!!!!! ROFLMFAO!!!!!

[hekarewe]

Now I am dead set smiling!!!!!! That is some funny sh!t!!!!!

Dhuck, do you remember in your "mentally fatigued" state at Scenic Rin wanting to wrestle Adrian??? F$&k me ... I forgot about that one!!!!! ROFLMFAO!!!!!

funnyest thing i have see for a long time,,,,, i know that if was pissed and i saw myself sober i would not try and wrestle me while i was sober in a pissed state :)

[Dhuck]

Bring it on big fella. I am sure I can bring you down to earth. But that is of course after I have come back.

[Bigrig]

funnyest thing i have see for a long time,,,,, i know that if was pissed and i saw myself sober i would not try and wrestle me while i was sober in a pissed state :)

For those not up to speed ... thing of this ... peewee Herman getting all sauced up and then challenging Hulk Hogan to a mud wrestle!!!!

Some of your best work dhuck!!! lmfao

[hekarewe]

Bring it on big fella. I am sure I can bring you down to earth. But that is of course after I have come back.

back from where pee wee????? local pond???? lol

[Dhuck]

He is only a little man, if we can even call him that. Shouldn't be Hekarewe, should be the f@#$ is he. rofl

[hekarewe]

He is only a little man, if we can even call him that. Shouldn't be Hekarewe, should be the f@#$ is he. rofl

roflmao hmmmm touchy touchy there dhucky LOL want to come and give cuddle and kiss all better ROFLMAO

[Dhuck]

mate come on you just one big cuddly teddy bear. Would you like a cuddle from a grown man? You know I have no hesitations. But remember it goes no further than that.

[Bigrig]

And in this corner, weighing in at 112 pounds of pure hate and fury, the president of the itty bitty 'oh I'm so sh!tty' committee, the weightless waif, the thunder from asunder, the drinker who's no thinker .... dhuckkkkkkkkkkkk ...

And in this corner, his opponent, weighing in at 614 pounds of bearded svelteness, the eater of the egg beater, the consumer of all the tuna, the imbiber of the amber cider ...... HekkkkkkkkkkkAreeeeeeWeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

Roflmfao!!!!

[hekarewe]

And in this corner, weighing in at 112 pounds of pure hate and fury, the president of the itty bitty 'oh I'm so sh!tty' committee, the weightless waif, the thunder from asunder, the drinker who's no thinker .... dhuckkkkkkkkkkkk ...

And in this corner, his opponent, weighing in at 614 pounds of bearded svelteness, the eater of the egg beater, the consumer of all the tuna, the imbiber of the amber cider ......


HekkkkkkkkkkkAreeeeeeWeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!


now thats a funny shit right there LOL near wet myself reading that

Roflmfao!!!!:animierte-smilies-f:animierte-smilies-f:clapping::clapping:

[Bigrig]

Well ... started on the golds, and now Johhny is Walking all over me ...

Going to be an interesting Monday morning!!! lmao

[Dhuck]

lol lovin it already and is only Sunday night. Still got 2 weeks of Qld Education holidays

[Bigrig]

lol lovin it already and is only Sunday night. Still got 2 weeks of Qld Education holidays

Hmmm ... what ya doing tomorrow??

[hekarewe]

unlike real people in the world of reality who onle ONE holiday a year!!!

[Dhuck]

Hmmm ... what ya doing tomorrow??

At home drinking more beer

[Dhuck]

Hmmm ... what ya doing tomorrow??

At home drinking more beer

[Dhuck]

Wow double post wtf

[Bigrig]

At home drinking more beer

Hmmm ... sounds tempting!

[timbar]

At home drinking more beer

obviosly your seeing double .......not enough beer drink more mate hahahahaha

[hekarewe]

if dhuck drinks more he will morph into a hops bud

[ablast]

This seems to be growing rather slowly. It apears someone forgot to bin it.

[Bigrig]

This seems to be growing rather slowly. It apears someone forgot to bin it.

Bin it?? Not with you?? Bin this thread you mean?? But ... it's all I have!!!! lmao