ThE dRuNkIn RaMbLiN tHrEaD - dEdIcAtEd To ScOtTy

[Winnie]

And I t eoukd apoear thst im a natural at laser clay pigeon shooting

Go home drunk, you're Clunk!!

[Clunk]

Go home drunk, you're Clunk!!

Focke yeah

[Clunk]

On the cokes now tty hough, have yo try and sober up a wee bit lol

[Avo]

weak that's all

[Clunk]

weak that's all

Ah yes but at least ive not piked out............ yet lol

[Avo]

still trying to wash down last nights heart ache

[lucus30]

Went for a 5km run this morning hung over as buggery wasn't fun. Gotta stop drinking...

[TPC]

Went for a 5km run this morning hung over as buggery wasn't fun. Gotta stop drinking...

Dont stop drinkin, stop running.

[lucus30]

Only just started running. But it does seem to be a lot harder when your hungover.

[Winnie]

Tried out the Aldi reds. Got a Shiraz called One Road, pretty damn good and only $6

[93patrol]

On these bad boys.
3 pf these and I am anyone

[Maxhead]

Im on one of these tonight, half of that i'm forked well and truly

.....on the move

[AB]

Im on one of these tonight, half of that i'm forked well and truly .....on the move what's your poison?

[Winnie]

You making whiskey now?

[Maxhead]

Tomorrow nights dinner

.....on the move

[Maxhead]

what's your poison?


You making whiskey now?

Good guess

[Winnie]

Cool gadget I bought, wireless BBQ thermometer. Got a Roast Lamb cooking in the Weber which is out in the shed, this thing is apparently going to tell me when my lamb is cooked to perfection, let's see how it goes!
It means I can sit here, drink me beers and forget about it until this thing beeps at me!

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[Winnie]

Yeah wow, this is a winner for $5 a bottle! Go Aldi!

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[AB]

Yeah wow, this is a winner for $5 a bottle! Go Aldi! <img src="http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=57612"/>

I actually went to the big smoke today myself and grabbed a 4 litre white for Leah and she's happy drinking it...win!

I also grabbed 2 x 2 litre cask Shiraz to try out. It's no penfolds grange but a nice taste, no issue there!

$12 for 4 litres of white and $8 for each 2 litre Shiraz.

Can't complain!!!

Aldi is mad, I haven't been there in years and we did our grocery shop there, the checkout chick throws the items across the scanner and you work hard to keep up getting them in the trolley.

I looked like an Aldi noob ;)

[AB]

Also $9 for a massive bag of baby octopus and $9 for 8 or so squid tubes...awesome...lol

[Winnie]

I actually went to the big smoke today myself and grabbed a 4 litre white for Leah and she's happy drinking it...win!

I also grabbed 2 x 2 litre cask Shiraz to try out. It's no penfolds grange but a nice taste, no issue there!

$12 for 4 litres of white and $8 for each 2 litre Shiraz.

Can't complain!!!

Aldi is mad, I haven't been there in years and we did our grocery shop there, the checkout chick throws the items across the scanner and you work hard to keep up getting them in the trolley.

I looked like an Aldi noob ;)

First time I did a shop at Aldi, I was aware you have to bag the groceries yourself. But when I started bagging the stuff as the chick was scanning, Amy was mortified hahaha. We do a little bit of shopping there, we tried it out and have worked out what's good and what's bad lol

[TPC]

Yeah wow, this is a winner for $5 a bottle! Go Aldi!

57612

Don't hold it like that, you will spill it.

[TPC]

I have a dilemma.
I am going to a dry camp for 2 weeks on Monday for work, have not gone that long without a drink in over 30 years.
So I have to decide if I do 2 weeks worth of drinking this weekend or split it up and drink a weeks worth now and a weeks worth when I get back.

There could be a safety issue while I am working too, how safe is it working shaking with the with the DT's.

[pearcey]

I have a dilemma.
I am going to a dry camp for 2 weeks on Monday for work, have not gone that long without a drink in over 30 years.
So I have to decide if I do 2 weeks worth of drinking this weekend or split it up and drink a weeks worth now and a weeks worth when I get back.

There could be a safety issue while I am working too, how safe is it working shaking with the with the DT's.
If you`ve got the DT`s and there`s not women around, all will be OK LMAO
Safe travels mate

[lucus30]

I have a feeling this thread is going to get a work out this weekend

[lucus30]

OK I can't feel my face.. Not sure what that means???

[Yendor]

Feeling "comfortably numb"......What does that mean?

[lucus30]

Feeling "comfortably numb"......What does that mean?
Maccas apparently the wife thinks I need food

[Maxhead]

Time to get this party started...bring on the moonshine:)

[Avo]

the graperfire...last night effort....

[Avo]

well anybody else?

[Maxhead]

well anybody else?


Please explain...lol

[AB]

This is probably my hangout tonight...

Took the kids to the zoo today and saw this muppet suction capped his GPS in the middle of his viewpoint of the windscreen...lol

Crappy photo attached but wow! He was driving like a goose!

[taslucas]

What's the go with the "blood toyota " sticker?

[AB]

What's the go with the "blood toyota " sticker? It's a car dealership in Geelong. Strange name!

[growler2058]

Got smashed last night and forgot to post here


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[Maxhead]

Got smashed last night and forgot to post here


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You smashed!!!! nah you're joking right?

[taslucas]

It's a car dealership in Geelong. Strange name!

I'll cut ya a heaps of "Y"s to go around and make it bloodY toyota lol

[Avo]

no...........m'dink

Please explain...lol

[AB]

.............. ............

[TPC]

..............


............

You people are obviously talking in code, havnt worked it out yet but am trying

[Maxhead]

You people are obviously talking in code, havnt worked it out yet but am trying


Yep, that dot code is frigging hard to break!!

[Punderhead]

I'm nahu everybody! Guo rand a good Tain!!! Doesn't dkie I hayd to stay rowdy in tires house!!!

Gotta Kiev ur wham mates drop gun and keys you ya Ann nudge

Bound!!

[Avo]

and that's why I don't eat macca's

[Punderhead]

and that's why I don't eat macca's

I know I bought something from maccas, but not sure exactly what.

[taslucas]

Mmmmm I can feel the hairs growing

[taslucas]

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2015/09/234.jpg
Mmmm Glen on the rocks...

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[taslucas]

My god this thread is dead these days.... You're all soft!

tappin from tassie

[growler2058]

Tomorrow night china! Its a school night

[TPC]

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2015/09/234.jpg
Mmmm Glen on the rocks...

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It is dead because we are all disgusted at the way you destroy good whiskey with ice.

Which Glen is it? Half the distilleries in Scotland have a name starting with Glen.

[taslucas]

Don't you go liking that post Winnie, You drink vb mate!! Haha.

It's glenfiddech and ice is nice

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[growler2058]

It is dead because we are all disgusted at the way you destroy good whiskey with ice.

Which Glen is it? Half the distilleries in Scotland have a name starting with Glen.

Im not the only one that thinks you're a soft PFC

[taslucas]

I'll fight ya's all

tappin from tassie

[TPC]

Commiserating the Crows dismal loss with a Glenfiddich 18yo.
And unlike that bloody heathen from overseas, there is no ice.

[growler2058]

Those internationals have no idea how to enjoy a nice whiskey


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[Clunk]

Straight out the efkin bottle..... no need for a glass

[Dhuck]

My patience has run out Clunk. I need offending. Your apology is no longer accepted.

[taslucas]

Where's that Ford appreciation thread???

tappin from tassie

[taslucas]

Found it

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[Bloodyaussie]

Fark... a heap of beers and 2 glasses of wine and i am a happy friday night camper.....

[taslucas]

Where you camping? The couch?

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[Bloodyaussie]

Where you camping? The couch?

tappin from tassie

Nup....in bed.. watching the footy.

[taslucas]

Alone?

tappin from tassie

[taslucas]

Got the tissue box?

tappin from tassie

[Clunk]

Thats what the missus side of the bed is for isnt it

[Maxhead]

This thread better be revived ....wooohooo

[Clunk]

why?????? can't fuckin swear in it!!!!!!! bwahahahahahahaha

[Avo]

Peek a boo...

[Clunk]

Peek a boo...

ooooh shit, ya scared me ya wanker

[Avo]

tuckfard,...

[Winnie]

Hello mother fuuurkers =)

[Clunk]

Mornin......

[Avo]

well hello peoples..lets get onm it.

[AB]

well hello peoples..lets get onm it. Haven't stopped since Christmas Day!

Life is good.

[Avo]

Haven't stopped since Christmas Day!

Life is good.

excellent,good to see....got a day off tomorro meself i me don't get tp drunkards

[growler2058]

I started at 0930 today. Highly unlikely ill see 2130

[Avo]

i started at 7.30,didn't drink enough so went to work..

[growler2058]

I went to work, needed a drink so went out for brekkie and never made it back

[AB]

..........

[Avo]

Sotting near the airport in brisvegas...anyone close enough want to catch up for a greet and a beer

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[nissannewby]

If my guts werent up to no good I would have made the venture out

[taslucas]

Oops

>>>tappin from tassie

[growler2058]

Look in the pub thread nobby


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[taslucas]

Oops that's where I thought I posted it too!

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[growler2058]

Yeah nah I posted it hahahahaa


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[taslucas]

I ment I posted it here thinking it was the pub thread.

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[growler2058]

Yeah yeah yeah whatever maaayte


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[taslucas]

You don't even know me

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[Maxhead]

...so what did you post and where?

[growler2058]

...so what did you post and where?

Not telling

[Touses]

Not telling

Seems a bit anal Growler. What! Ya wanna choccy first. ha ha

[growler2058]

Seems a bit anal Growler. What! Ya wanna choccy first. ha ha

Yeas an arsehole am I

[Touses]

Yeas an arsehole am I

No offence meant bloke. Sorry if it came across that way. Pixels on a screen.

[taslucas]

No offence meant bloke. Sorry if it came across that way. Pixels on a screen.
It would be easier to offend a brick

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[Touses]

It would be easier to offend a brick

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It's the side of my head being offended with a brick that is concerning. :icon_bonk:

[taslucas]

Don't worry, growler is a poor aim. He lacks eye/hand coordination

>>>tappin from tassie

[Touses]

Don't worry, growler is a poor aim. He lacks eye/hand coordination

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No Tas it's obvious that he doesn't intend to forgive me. I'm off to buy a Prius and hang out with Un fcking beleivable!

[Avo]

Don't worry, growler is a poor aim. He lacks eye/hand coordination

>>>tappin from tassie
Unless he's havin a pull. ..then he's the boss hog

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[Touses]

LOL! Take a manual with ya!

Yeah perhaps his mentor at anger management classes can decipher it for him!

[growler2058]

Don't worry, growler is a poor aim. He lacks eye/hand coordination

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[taslucas]

Getting good use out of that meme... It's had more use than your patrols door handle lately

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[Clunk]

Getting good use out of that meme... It's had more use than your patrols door handle lately

>>>tappin from tassie
Bwahahahaha gold gold gold

[growler2058]

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2016/04/1.gif

[Clunk]

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2016/04/1.gif
Is that for the passenger door, seeing as youve used that one twice now

[Touses]

It appears growler may (operative word) have forgiven me! All is well with my world! I can cancel that appointment with Dr Nitschke.

[Avo]

Whe r s r he f u ckon happy rh tree D

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[Maxhead]

Whe r s r he f u ckon happy rh tree D

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You don't need the happy thread, try the spastic drunk thread....bwahahah

[taslucas]

The girly drink blinder thread

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[DX grunt]

Had a big night. I need some peanut butter toast!! Yeahhh!

How's the head? lol

Remember to hydrate. Coffee may de-hydrate you even further. hahahaha

[Plasnart]

How's the head? lol

Remember to hydrate. Coffee may de-hydrate you even further. hahahaha

Heads good Rossco! Slept like a log and on coffee no. 2. Off to see mum now.

[growler2058]

I like red wine.........Scotty you butt slut if you read this bottl 2 is 4 u hahahahhahaha

[Plasnart]

I like red wine.........Scotty you butt slut if you read this bottl 2 is 4 u hahahahhahaha

Had a couple myself!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeJ55sUacPM

Mellow!

[growler2058]

Had a couple myself!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeJ55sUacPM

Mellow!

Noice!..........

[growler2058]

I'm takin red red wiiiiine away on the border trak katwoman and Roofy

[AB]

I'm going down hill fast with this stupid Mexican virus going around!!!!

Outbreak in Yarra Glen with people komo in bed for the last 2 weeks!!

Killing it with alcohol tonight and I feel great, tomorrow will be interesting!!!

[Plasnart]

I'm going down hill fast with this stupid Mexican virus going around!!!!

Outbreak in Yarra Glen with people komo in bed for the last 2 weeks!!

Killing it with alcohol tonight and I feel great, tomorrow will be interesting!!!

Hahahaha killing it with alcohol will definitely help!!

Not!

Post up a face pic in the morning!! Hahahaha!

[AB]

Hahahaha killing it with alcohol will definitely help!! Not! Post up a face pic in the morning!! Hahahaha! Have faith in me plassy please!!!! Lol

[taslucas]

I'm takin red red wiiiiine away on the border trak katwoman and Roofy
Oh you're gonna hit the wall soon

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[Plasnart]

Have faith in me plassy please!!!! Lol

Ahem.....I was there the morning after Roofy's Donk Party, remember?

My face wasn't pretty I admit but I didn't come last!! :D

[AB]

Ahem.....I was there the morning after Roofy's Donk Party, remember? My face wasn't pretty I admit but I didn't come last!! :D The bread maker was definitely last...lol

[growler2058]

Makin a Cee word of meself on stalkbook, comin back here for a breather. AB suck it up princess or snort it hahaha

[growler2058]

Oh you're gonna hit the wall soon

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Yeah bout now

[Plasnart]

The bread maker was definitely last...lol

Not sure about that mate!

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=67192&d=1464763341

[AB]

Not sure about that mate! At least I was somewhat functional you animal!

[AB]

Big night plassy lol

[Plasnart]

Big night plassy lol

Oooh yeah, no argument there mate! One of the classics.

[Clunk]

The man's an animal

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2016/09/196.jpg

[Avo]

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2016/09/214.jpghttp://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2016/09/215.jpg bloody @Pearcy

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[DX grunt]

I qualify. Anybody care to join me? PML

[Plasnart]

I qualify. Anybody care to join me? PML

Having a few tonight rossco? :D I'll join you, dont start til 2pm tomorrow!

[pearcey]

That Silkwood was bloody nice.
A big thank you to AVO and MRS AVO plus the girls for putting up with me, had a great stay and you were wonderful hosts.
Wonderful hosts, bloody hell it cost me a fortune in grog ,LOL

[drewstar]

Lol here's a brain teaser for ya's yyuryyubicuryy4me. What does it say? It's an easy one for those on the sauce hehe

[Avo]

That Silkwood was bloody nice.
A big thank you to AVO and MRS AVO plus the girls for putting up with me, had a great stay and you were wonderful hosts.
Wonderful hosts, bloody hell it cost me a fortune in grog ,LOL
Its the only thing I'm good at...

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[Clunk]

Its the only thing I'm good at...

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Oh I dunno......... you do pretty well at burning yourself too ;)

[growler2058]

Lol here's a brain teaser for ya's yyuryyubicuryy4me. What does it say? It's an easy one for those on the sauce hehe

Phuck knows...........but i gotta say 2y'sur2y'subicur2y's4me

[mudski]

Phuck knows...........but i gotta say 2y'sur2y'subicur2y's4me

Whos phuck? Pissd as atm. th missus came home with a few can of pepsi, i had sh1t day, so I decided to hit the Jack. MAybe a bit to hard.. Lol.

[growler2058]

Whos phuck? Pissd as atm. th missus came home with a few can of pepsi, i had sh1t day, so I decided to hit the Jack. MAybe a bit to hard.. Lol.

Well cock i was so happy with ya wd40 advice last night i gone a bottl o red tonight woooo hoooo

[mudski]

Well cock i was so happy with ya wd40 advice last night i gone a bottl o red tonight woooo hoooo

Haha! I finished my Jack so I hit the "Chatue' de cardboard" cask wine to top meself up. Feckin worked.

[growler2058]

Haha! I finished my Jack so I hit the "Chatue' de cardboard" cask wine to top meself up. Feckin worked.

HAHahahhaha OHHHHH your fukd com e tomorro hahahaha

[mudski]

I just vurped. Hmmm yum. Got dinner, Jack and red with vommy all in one.

[growler2058]

I just vurped. Hmmm yum. Got dinner, Jack and red with vommy all in one.

HAhahahahaha youre fubar maaaaan

[mudski]

Shh! Tryin g to sleep./

[growler2058]

Same crashin


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[taslucas]

Oh the highs and lows of wine

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[mudski]

Hahaha great read this morning!

How's the head today marko?

Yeah good. I rarely wake up with a hangover. I just make sure I drink a shipload of water and two Panadol. Which i did around 11 last night after a snore fest on the couch.

Edit : god, i just went back through my posts. Lol.

[mudski]

Oh no! Its happening again. :1062:

[growler2058]

Beers tonight


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[mudski]

Scotch and coke, coz i finished my Jack last night, then onto the wine.

[Plasnart]

Scotch and coke, coz i finished my Jack last night, then onto the wine.

Keep us updated on your vurping status bud!!

Vurp!! Hahaha!

[mudski]

Just scoffed down a chicken snitz and beer battered wedges. Should be tastee. I have a gut ache from hell now.

[mudski]

Cheers big ears....
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[Plasnart]

Cheers big ears....
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Haha sh!t mate you're on a roll! Dont waste that stuff. Vurp! Shoosh I'm sleeping! Hahaha

[mudski]

Nah when i pull this stuff out it means ive had enough. I bought another 1ltr bottle of Jack today and I started early. Lol.

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[Winnie]

Ah yes I have a bottle of that but haven't touch tonight. Bloody Bundy tonight mate yeeha

[mudski]

Bundy is something I just can't get used to. The American Honey needs to be cold though to really enjoy it. Unless you like super sweet stuff then neat is fine. The ice or a chilled bottle just takes the edge of sweetness off to really enjoy this as a night cap.

[jay see]

Dinner at the in laws with all the family and a few bottles of wine to was it down.

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[growler2058]

Dinner at the in laws with all the family and a few bottles of wine to was it down.

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Had the outlaws here for dinner and wine


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[mudski]

I having a night off and just having a few glasses or red. Tomorrow night we go to my dads for dinner, my bro will be there so its gonna be a drink fest. But we're supposed to be talking about our top end fishing trip we are doing next year.

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[Avo]

I having a night off and just having a few glasses or red. Tomorrow night we go to my dads for dinner, my bro will be there so its gonna be a drink fest. But we're supposed to be talking about our top end fishing trip we are doing next year.

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was trying to have the night off to...but i am failing......bugger....

[mudski]

was trying to have the night off to...but i am failing......bugger....
Nothing wrong with that mate.

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[MB]

OMG, there's an entire FNight thread for my dribble bullcrap, we's be home now:-) Wher's out thy be Clunkstar :-)

[Avo]

Nothing wrong with that mate.

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yeah but you're not my boss 4.30 tomoorrro morning......i did warn him

[Avo]

ah shit io need sponsor thingy.....these adds are shit

[MB]

How are you Avo ?
All good mate, storms get the farm, hope not mate?

[MB]

This weeks pests all socked up now :-) http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2016/09/283.jpg


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[MB]

Whoop's, it's Deer & Pig fat , different?


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[Avo]

Whoop's, it's Deer & Pig fat , different?


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looks to good for the nannimals

[Avo]

This weeks pests all socked up now :-) http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2016/09/283.jpg


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smoke it.......no no not like tyhat

[MB]

GOLD :-)
Apologies for delay, internet is archaic up in these there hills :-(

[Avo]

GOLD :-)
Apologies for delay, internet is archaic up in these there hills :-(

don't blame the internet......it's new here mate.......still tryinmgh to get uyzz to it

[Avo]

How are you Avo ?
All good mate, storms get the farm, hope not mate?

farms good mate....got 3 ducks out of the bog yesterdee.......bit wet but alls good on the farm side of things

[MB]

Good stuff AVO, (dbl thumbs) ;-) !!

[Avo]

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2016/09/284.jpg they needed help not long after this pic mate.....had the snatch strap ready don't worry

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[Clunk]

OMG, there's an entire FNight thread for my dribble bullcrap, we's be home now:-) Wher's out thy be Clunkstar :-)
I was crashed out on the sofa, wonke up after midnight wondering where the fuck the tent was, then I remembered we'd come back home yesterday

[pearcey]

Glad the ducks are safe there AVO LOL.
Just to let you know I`m down at Parry Beach getting hammered by a strong breeze.
But all is good.

[taslucas]

Woooo!

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[Clunk]

Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy found the bastard

[Clunk]

Just found a bottle of 2004 perit verdot....... no idea whats its oike butbits goona go one or 2 ways

[Clunk]

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[Avo]

whatsz up ...

[DX grunt]

whatsz up ...

Reporting for duty, Sar. lol

[Avo]

did ya give @Pearcy a big hug from me

[DX grunt]

did ya give @Pearcy a big hug from me

No, but you did come up in conversation. LOL.

[Clunk]

No, but you did come up in conversation. LOL.

doesn't he always hahahahaha

[Avo]

No, but you did come up in conversation. LOL.

he comes up in alot of mine...don't worry....

[Avo]

doesn't he always hahahahaha

why are people so unkind...

[Clunk]

why are people so unkind...
i wasn't............... for a change

[DX grunt]

We didn't get a chance to go fishing together, but we spent time sipping a coffee or two, on a beach front restaurant in Esperance last week.

We were like two old fogies that hadn't seen each other since childhood - even though it was the first time we'd ever met. lol

We talked, and talked and talked. PML.

It was funtastic. haha

[Avo]

We didn't get a chance to go fishing together, but we spent time sipping a coffee or two, on a beach front restaurant in Esperance last week.

We were like two old fogies that hadn't seen each other since childhood - even though it was the first time we'd ever met. lol

We talked, and talked and talked. PML.

It was funtastic. haha

yeah we stayed up one night..he brought out the bison grass Vodka.....very nice.....felt the same way,glad i met him...and at a fekkin meetup....and he's in a triton....but he i'll talk to anyone

[DX grunt]

It's soooo quiet after about 7:30pm WST, with EDST kicking in. lol.

[Avo]

just don't yell at the frogs......like Clunk at last meetup...all night..it was either hinm opr the frogs

[Clunk]

just don't yell at the frogs......like Clunk at last meetup...all night..it was either hinm opr the frogs
That's what ya get for goingvto bed early

[Avo]

hwos gettn a drinkl

[AB]

hwos gettn a drinkl This post needs video and audio Avo!

[AB]

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[Avo]

now thats funny...reminds me of a smoking mullet vid i seen one day'

[DX grunt]

This post needs video and audio Avo!

No thank you. I have enough trouble deciphering typed words.

Video and audio would be too much for many people to handle.

This thread would then have to go into the Pub thread. lol

[MB]

Any brudda's from a nudda mudda out dare ?

[Clunk]

yahhh mann.............. gone all hoity toity supping on Pimms n lemonade

[MB]

Pimm's, really :-( ?

[Avo]

phucjk yeah we been her hay bro

[Avo]

yahhh mann.............. gone all hoity toity supping on Pimms n lemonade

you be prunnin ya fanny hairs next..WTF...you use to be like a man and shit...now ya drinkin girls juice

[MB]

Tick Tock?

[Clunk]

hey, I'll bloody drink anything if there's nothing left of mine in the house.............. better than drinking fecking water

[Clunk]

anyway, Pimms is Gin based and you have to be tough to drink Gin

[Clunk]

a Real man tries different drinks not like feckin pussies who just drink one type coz they're to much of a pussy to try anything else.........

[MB]

My deepest apologies Mr Clunk, needed a piss bro :-( Farcarack you, big kiss :-)

[Avo]

anyway, Pimms is Gin based and you have to be tough to drink Gin

no heaps of chicks drink Gin.......but you are the toughest bitch i ever met

[MB]

CQ-CQ; Captain Pemberton?

[Clunk]

CQ-CQ; Captain Pemberton?
He'll be supping on an Avo with a straw

[MB]

no heaps of chicks drink Gin.......but you are the toughest bitch i ever met ..........

[MB]

Apologies good blokes, over and out, Cheers :-) !

[Avo]

nah nah..........

[Avo]

Apologies good blokes, over and out, Cheers :-) !

you haven't offended us yet....come back....fark...

[Clunk]

Soft cock..

[Clunk]

Hello old friend

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[MB]

Oh oh, that's a bloody big full bottle old mate, easy does it :-)

[Clunk]

Oh oh, that's a bloody big full bottle old mate, easy does it :-)
Nice big glass to put it in too

[NissanGQ4.2]

Love JB, wish I had some here :(, have one or 2 bottles for me 2 Clunk

[AB]

Love JB, wish I had some here :(, have one or 2 bottles for me 2 Clunk Sounds like you've been getting summer up there Toddy?

Melbourne is shit still, we had 37 degrees to 17 degrees in 12 hours and a steady 18 degrees the last week!!!

[NissanGQ4.2]

Sounds like you've been getting summer up there Toddy?

Melbourne is shit still, we had 37 degrees to 17 degrees in 12 hours and a steady 18 degrees the last week!!!

Seen all the kids pool posts on FB???? *L*

Fark I hope its summer already cause if its not then its only going 2 get hotter!!!!

Slowly finding out the factory will be a furnace during summer :(

Our forecast over the next few days

70033

[Avo]

last week...18 degrees...2 days later...40 degrees...chin up.......it'sd all fun..sunburn one day rain the next

[Clunk]

Seen all the kids pool posts on FB???? *L*

Fark I hope its summer already cause if its not then its only going 2 get hotter!!!!

Slowly finding out the factory will be a furnace during summer :(

Our forecast over the next few days

70033
Could have done with neing able to jump intonours today, was a mild 37 here today but the pool pump shat itself a few weeks ago and isnt looking to appealing at the mo.....looks like it's going tobsettle down a bit during the week

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[Winnie]

Go home drunk, you're Clunk!

[Clunk]

Go home drunk, you're Clunk!
Haven't you got a missus to pop?

[Avo]

Haven't you got a missus to pop?

can't see why not...can't pop em twice

[Clunk]

can't see why not...can't pop em twice
Exactly, might poke the little bastard in the eye and get it movin

[MB]

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[Winnie]

Exactly, might poke the little bastard in the eye and get it movin
I was concerned about that but doc has assured me im not that big =(

[DX grunt]

Sounds like you've been getting summer up there Toddy?

Melbourne is shit still, we had 37 degrees to 17 degrees in 12 hours and a steady 18 degrees the last week!!!

39 degrees in my home town, today. Just preparing myself for this thread after I finish work in the heat of the day - 4pm. lol

[MB]

Think I may have found meself a new friend:-)
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Middies too :-) !!


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[Clunk]

Can't be any worse than that 4X shit

[MB]

I've tried & tested only a few Middies mate :-) The grand search for a brew that'll perform as needed in varying circumstances is a hard choice, so far I rate:
1&2) XXXX Goldies & new GNB Middies
3) Carlton Mid
Did see a new Cooper's orange box of Mids in the local fridge today, might have to try them out next weekend;-)

[Plasnart]

I've tried & tested only a few Middies mate :-) The grand search for a brew that'll perform as needed in varying circumstances is a hard choice, so far I rate:
1&2) XXXX Goldies & new GNB Middies
3) Carlton Mid
Did see a new Cooper's orange box of Mids in the local fridge today, might have to try them out next weekend;-)

Im a xxxx gold guy. Absolutely cant stand carlton mid, tastes like cocky p!ss. Like carlton draught (which i like) mixed 50/50 with water.

Might have to give the gnb a go.

[MB]

Im a xxxx gold guy. Absolutely cant stand carlton mid, tastes like cocky p!ss. Like carlton draught (which i like) mixed 50/50 with water. Might have to give the gnb a go.
Notice I didn't mention VB Gold, absolute Dog....:-( !

[Clunk]

There's always Emu Export

[MB]

Tis not that bad is it?
I seem to remember hydrating myself frequently on that good stuff on & off across 95-97. Took a good week to get used to it but only because us Mexicans wouldn't know a bitter from our own wiffe's :-) !

[Plasnart]

There's always Emu Export

Used to drink that when i was living in the West 20 years ago. Cant remember if it was good or not though! Used to drink Powers in Darwin so knowing that I probably drank anything available!! :D

[Clunk]

put it this way, now I realize I was fresh off the plane back in 2003 and being used to only drinking European beer, I wasn't prepared to pay $80 for a carton of Stella. Not knowing Aussie beers I took a punt at Emu Export for $27 for a slab of 30 cans. Now I thought that was a more realistic price to pay for beer, considering I was used to paying around $25 for 24 500ml cans of Stella.

I had 3 cans of Export and said eff this shite, and went and bought a carton of Grolsh instead.......... it took me 3 months to get through that carton of Export and vowed to never drink it again......... it WAS that BAD

[firm351]

C'mon Clunk its not that bad mate. I started drinking it cause it was cheap now its pretty much all i drink. Maybe im just a tight arse.

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[gubigfish]

Yeah there's definitely much worse beers in Australia than Emu Export, its my go to when its not stupidly expensive for a block.

[Clunk]

Well I'm guessing the taste has been changed in the last 13 years

[Touses]

Fellas, you need to get onto Pure Blonde mid strength! Brewed from the waters of Qld virgins, blended with mothers milk and bottled with love!:drunk:

[DX grunt]

Reporting for duty, again! PML

[Avo]

Reporting for duty, again! PML

I've got ya baqck....

[DX grunt]

I've got ya baqck....

I overwhelmingly feel the BROVE. lol

[Avo]

so you should...it's a school night

[DX grunt]

so you should...it's a school night

I wuv wu. PML

[Avo]

jawanna hug mate

[Avo]

found a bottle of rum...i'm gunna be a pirate soon