ThE dRuNkIn RaMbLiN tHrEaD - dEdIcAtEd To ScOtTy

[Winnie]

We ever were? Never even met ya mate! (because you're too scared to cross the ditch)

[taslucas]

We ever were? Never even met ya mate! (because you're too scared to cross the ditch)

Well I've never met you either!
The boat goes both ways!!
I bet I've been to your island more timed than you've been to mine:-)

FanTapstic!

[NissanGQ4.2]

I am still never drinking again after last weekend.

I said the same thing 15 years ago after nearly putting myself in hospital with alcohol poisoning.

I had a very bad hangover for 2 weeks, well took me that long 2 sober up anyway *L* Pretty sure I was drinking again the weekend after that :)

[NissanGQ4.2]

Hi Todd, I'll join ya;-).

Condolences mate. Now time to honour the memory.

Bottoms up Todd

I've just scrounged a devils cut can outta the fridge. Mmmmm 666:-)

FanTapstic!

Thanks mate :)

[Winnie]

Look I probably will drink again this weekend but normally when I say I will never drink again I'm drinking the next arvo. I'm alcohol free since Saturday morning.

[taslucas]

Once I woke up in the garden with my mum asking who I was! I had smashed my face, was wearing a lambswool jacket that had shrunk from falling into the river(had to cut it off!! Haha), had a black eye from a fight with my mate, a chunk of hair cut off (dont know how!), and was laying face down in the garden...... My mum didn't even recognise her own son!!!!

Hahaha

You'll get over it Winnie:-)

FanTapstic!

[NissanGQ4.2]

My big night out consisted of going over 2 my neighbours house for celebrate his 21st, I had started drinking JB and cokes before the party even started around 3pm, Finished the bourbon and started on beers, think the party finished up around 2am and everyone went on there way / bed. I grabbed a beer from the fridge and decided to take his hunting dog for a walk around the block got back with an empty grabbed another and went for another walk around the block, done this a few times, woke up the next morning on his concrete back patio with dog beside me and dog lead still in hand. My mum told me I had 2 choices, get my stomach pumped at hospital or wait it out, I waited it out and was probable the worst 2 weeks of my life. Didn't stop me from drinking bourbons or beers though :)

[taslucas]

"walking the dog" lol its always the fresh air that does it hahaha..

Who here has kept throwing up until the bile?? Its not pretty lol

[Winnie]

Ah yeah that was me on Saturday morning. My mates love it when I throw up because I'm loud as all hell.... I put so much effort in, hurts so much! There are so many photos and videos of me throwing up.

[NissanGQ4.2]

Ah yeah that was me on Saturday morning. My mates love it when I throw up because I'm loud as all hell.... I put so much effort in, hurts so much! There are so many photos and videos of me throwing up.

You know we all love photo's here, but I have enough of my own personal memories, so please don't share those ones *L*

[taslucas]

i remember you posting a spewpic or two about 6 months ago. it was a guy in a camp chair, or on the ground near a camp chair or something. I guess thats half of them lol

[Winnie]

Hahahaha that was a guy I used to know after 6 vodka cruisers......

[Maxhead]

Half done but time to smash another one!!!!

http://www.mixionary.com/img/2012/09/RP_bundy_rum_vat_700ml_bottleshotreflection1.png

[Winnie]

That's good stuff! I'm half way through a 6 pack and gotta put my muddies on because I'm going to go play tomorrow. Got a big case of the CBFs.

[Maxhead]

That's good stuff! I'm half way through a 6 pack and gotta put my muddies on because I'm going to go play tomorrow. Got a big case of the CBFs.

Sounds good mate, just keep your pants on, ey!

[Winnie]

It's so much easier with them off though.

[Maxhead]

It's so much easier with them off though.

EVERYONE!!! Listen Up!!!

I think we need a relief fund to help Winnie overcome his pantsontism. It is getting dangerous him even being on the forum. So whoes going to chuck in .

I reckon a square inch of jeans material each and we'll get him some pants sawen up!!!

[taslucas]

Ill chuck in to tattoo some on him. That way he'll never lose them:)

[Winnie]

Be honest Kriso how good is it when ya missus and kids aren't home and you sit in the lounge with a bottle of scotch with no pants on all day......

[taslucas]

Always about the pants with you! haha

[taslucas]

:1062:Soooooooo................ How good is boags?:1062:

[growler2058]

Nice new avatar Tas

[MC97GQ]

:1062:Soooooooo................ How good is boags?:1062:

Bloody excellent Tas,

Especially when us in Australia can buy it cheaper than you blokes on the island.

Sorry mate couldn't help myself.

Mark

[Maxhead]

Be honest Kriso how good is it when ya missus and kids aren't home and you sit in the lounge with a bottle of scotch with no pants on all day......

She always tries to rip them of me when I'm there






.........on the move

[taslucas]

Bloody excellent Tas,

Especially when us in Australia can buy it cheaper than you blokes on the island.

Sorry mate couldn't help myself.

Mark

damn you! hahaha

[taslucas]

Nice new avatar Tas

a change is as good as a holiday.........pffft bullsh!t !!

[Winnie]

Lucas post that photo up, looks awesome but it's too small!!!

[taslucas]

here ya go Christoffa

The pic was taken a few months ago. Its the driveway of my old house

[Winnie]

They almost look like 35s, looks cool! But where is your farking winch bar!?!?

[Drewboyaus]

They almost look like 35s, looks cool! But where is your farking winch bar!?!?

My thoughts exactly.....


Tip tip tip......tap tap tap....

[taslucas]

Yeah it looks cool hey!? bit of an optical illusion.

My bar has been ready to pick up for weeks now., i just havent had the cash to get it lol. Soon......Sooooooon........!!

Also got to give the xd9000 a freshen up.

[Winnie]

Geez you work slow mate. It better be worth it!

[taslucas]

Tassie time mate:)

.............................and bought house in the meantime

[Winnie]

House shmouse! You might have a house that will do nothing but increase in value and give you somewhere to live and set you up for life but what are you gonna do if you're out by yourself and you get bogged!???

[AB]

This is my thread tonight lol

[MC97GQ]

Come on Admin boy GO HARD,

Then again who's gonna ban you when you get out of control.

NO FAIR

[Winnie]

Get on it AB!

[taslucas]

but what are you gonna do if you're out by yourself and you get bogged!???

Floor it!

FanTapstic!

[taslucas]

This is my thread tonight lol

Itmight be your thread, but I'm dancing on it!! Hahaa

FanTapstic!

[AB]

I fookt up just installed a new tank and I am 50mm short in my drainage. Gotta start again do I'm drowning my sorrows lmao

[AB]

I'm listening to sad music and drinking...lmao

[MC97GQ]

This is my thread tonight lol

Mate,

Three posts doesn't own a thread.

You better get busy.

I'm three up already, and I'm an amateur.

Mark

[Winnie]

Poooooor AB! This next drink is for you and your shortcomings.

[taslucas]

I'm listening to sad music and drinking...lmao

Haha got a case of the short drain blues....

Lmao

FanTapstic!

[Winnie]

Haha got a case of the short drain blues....

Lmao

FanTapstic!

We could write a country song about that!

[AB]

26375late night sad mans tea...lol

[Winnie]

Wtf are you doin mate that stuff will taint your barbie! Meat only you know that!!!

[MC97GQ]

I'm listening to sad music and drinking...lmao

Andy, Andy, Andy,

Never ever listen to sad music at the start of the night, you save that till you and your mates are well p!$$ed and then cry on their shoulders telling them how much you love them.

Listen to one who's been there

Mark

[AB]

26376no young grasshopper I use this....best seasoning ever made

[AB]

I'm already there...did I say I luvvvvve you blokes...lol

[Winnie]

26376no young grasshopper I use this....best seasoning ever made

Hahaha that's not chilli!
Did I mention that its pants off Friday???

[AB]

Hahaha that's not chilli!
Did I mention that its pants off Friday???

Already there mate. Have you seen a hairy mango before?

[Winnie]

I've seen you with pants off so assuming its something like that......

[TPC]

I've seen you with pants off so assuming its something like that......
I had been thinking about crossing the border for one of the Vic meets but after reading this thread I am thinking there might be more to the meets than I am willing to participate in.

[Winnie]

You don't have to jump in just straight away just stand and watch from the sidelines, eventually you will come to terms with ABs hairy, hairy bum.

[taslucas]

WOO HOOOOO Lets go!!

You drinking again poo?

On the beer or beam tonight Todd?

Downed that chilli yet Growler?

Are you still upright Nisshead?

Want a neck punch Jonothan?

Snapped that strap yet Darren?

[Winnie]

Yay you thought of me first. My mate rang before he wants to go for a night bash later so I'm not drinking yet.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAND night bash is off so time for a VB

[taslucas]

is that the same mate you gave a night bash the other night? lol

[Winnie]

Nope hahahaha he has gone into hiding.

[Bloodyaussie]

Nah no neck punches.... none of the Kris's/Chris's are around..?????

Tried to have a bit of biffo with the boss but she says its too hot!!

[taslucas]

hahaha so he should!

well that sucks about the drive but it sucks more about the vb.........errrrrrrrr

[taslucas]

Its never too hot for a bit of biffo!?

[Bloodyaussie]

Its never too hot for a bit of biffo!?

Thats what I keep saying...???? kills all my fun...

[taslucas]

hahaha

nice sig by the way:)

[growler2058]

WOO HOOOOO Lets go!!

You drinking again poo?

On the beer or beam tonight Todd?

Downed that chilli yet Growler?

Are you still upright Nisshead?

Want a neck punch Jonothan?

Snapped that strap yet Darren?

Got 4 days off
Gunna drink tomorrow
Gunna man up and have a crack of the nasty bastard chilli

[taslucas]

do you need the full 4 days for the chilli aftermath

[Winnie]

Be a god damn man, boy!

[taslucas]

lol for some reason that sounds funny. It may be the cans....

[Winnie]

I said man, boy! Not lady boy!

[growler2058]

do you need the full 4 days for the chilli aftermath

More than likely i rekon, been watchin youtoob vids of idiots eating them..............scarey stuff hahahahahaha

[taslucas]

More than likely i rekon, been watchin youtoob vids of idiots eating them..............scarey stuff hahahahahaha

was one of those vids taken at loveday 4wd park!?

[growler2058]

was one of those vids taken at loveday 4wd park!?

You're a funny cnut ;)


Sent from the crapper while on tappa

[taslucas]

i try andy, i try............

[Winnie]

I love pants off Fridays.

[taslucas]

Are you on chat roulette winnie?

[Winnie]

Is that what this place is called now?

[taslucas]

may as well be haha

[growler2058]

Dodgy bastards


Sent from the crapper while on tappa

[taslucas]

I heard a funny one a while ago. There was a comedian that went on chat roulette.

a creepy guy pops up on the comedians screen and says "can i see your d!ck?", the comedian says "nah its just the shape of my head, i get that all the time"

hahahahahahaha

BTW ive never been on that dodgy sh!t lol

[Bloodyaussie]

All I want to do is watch Bullet with Steve McQueen and the little one wont sleep..... might be time for an education???

[taslucas]

Ive never seen it. Maybe i need an education?

[Winnie]

Wtf are you boys talking about? Except you Jonathan, educate the boy!

[Bloodyaussie]

Down loaded it last week and every time I plan to watch it something kills it and it gets too late..

Watched 2 minutes of the chase seen the other day with Erica and it was brilliant for such an old movie.... she was disappointed when I stopped it as I want to watch it all.

Trying to get in some old classics I have never seen....

[Winnie]

I've got it on VHS used to watch it with Dad.

[taslucas]

About to get adsl2 on soon so i will be able to download all that stuff too:)

[taslucas]

I've got it on VHS used to watch it with Dad.

Ive got fear and loathing in las vegas on VHS and also blues brothers. I watch them heaps still. EDUCATE THAT WINNIE!!

[healy]

About to get adsl2 on soon so i will be able to download all that stuff too:)

What tassie finally getting Internet?

[taslucas]

What tassie finally getting Internet?

whats the intar net? I was just talking about our new mail service. They are swapping the mailmans horse for a flash looking van. Cant wait!!

[Bloodyaussie]

What tassie finally getting Internet?

Ha hahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah right now he is clicking the wires together from his home phone to post messages!!!

[healy]

whats the intar net? I was just talking about our new mail service. They are swapping the mailmans horse for a flash looking van. Cant wait!!

Fancy but how's the postman going to be able to push the van around? Here's a pic maybe they could just load up the cab with the mail

[Bloodyaussie]

Fancy but how's the postman going to be able to push the van around? Here's a pic maybe they could just load up the cab with the mail

I love what you have done to your GU mate!!!!! all fixed now hey!!

[healy]

I love what you have done to your GU mate!!!!! all fixed now hey!!

Don't you start. I was just trying to make the GQ look good

[Winnie]

Growler mate you better have a wet one or 20 to help cool your stomach! I've started for ya

[growler2058]

Im heading into town soon and will be on it then

[Winnie]

What's wrong with now?

[growler2058]

Gotta drvie to the outlaws then on a tram. Nothing worse than needing to piss when yer on a tram

[Winnie]

Ah tell me about it. Was pissed comin home from the pub in Melbourne one night after uni and my mate pissed and chucked up in his lunchbox then put it bag in his bag and we went to the next pub.

[growler2058]

vb'll do that to a bloke

[Winnie]

Nah he was a princess who wouldn't drink beer.

[healy]

Me and dermot listening to prodigy at future what a massive day in the heat

[taslucas]

Well, this took a little bit of finding! How us everyone on this good as Friday?

FanTapstic!

[Winnie]

Fine now, wasn't this morning.

[Maxhead]

Well, this took a little bit of finding! How us everyone on this good as Friday?

FanTapstic!

Fing blind!!!!!*






.........on the move

[Bloodyaussie]

Listening to my dumb ass neighbours having another F^%king party.................. I think they need to do some work and contribute to society and maybe pay some taxes so we dont have to pay for them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am going to go shoot things tonight?????????

[growler2058]

Fing blind!!!!!*







.........on the move
You sounded unted this morning

[Maxhead]

You sounded unted this morning

Hmmmm, unted hey?






.........on the move

[growler2058]

Hmmmm, unted hey?






.........on the move

Missing the see


Sent from the crapper while on tappa

[Maxhead]

Missing the see


Sent from the crapper while on tappa

Who are you?






.........on the move

[growler2058]

Who are you?






.........on the move

Your concience


Sent from the crapper while on tappa

[Maxhead]

Oh shit, now I'm in trouble






.........on the move

[taslucas]

I'm back! Eeeeee:-)

Road tripping to launie with my girlfriend who is driving so I'm having the necessary drinks

Woohoo off to the big smoke haha

FanTapstic!

[Winnie]

hi

If you're happy and you know it tap a post!

[Maxhead]

hi

If you're happy and you know it tap a post!

Bum,,,,,,,,,






.........on the move

[Winnie]

you bloody poofta

[growler2058]

you bloody poofta

Maybe it's the bum like the ones that eat outa bins??


Sent from the crapper while on tappa

[growler2058]

SeND IT ALL TO GROWLER.............
Oh shit, now I'm in trouble

.........on the move



:smileyvault-cute-bi DOnT :1062::beer: ANYMORE SeND IT ALL TO GROWLER, AND $$$ LOTSA $$"S THIS IS YOUR VERY LOUD CONSCIENCE SPEAKING

[Maxhead]

Ouch...mu ears hurt!!!!!!!!

[taslucas]

My bladder hurts and she won't pull over. it's my fault cause I'm drinking apparently

FanTapstic!

[Maxhead]

My bladder hurts and she won't pull over. it's my fault cause I'm drinking apparently

FanTapstic!

Piss in your pants!! lolololololol

[Clunk]

Pee out the window

What you tapin at!!!!!????

[taslucas]

And that is the sage wisdom that keeps me coming back to the forum. You guys rule!

FanTapstic!

[Winnie]

Piss your pants and when she gets mad say its her fault for not pulling over. Or pee in a bottle then "accidentally" spill it on her.


If you're happy and you know it tap a post!

[taslucas]

Piss your pants and when she gets mad say its her fault for not pulling over. Or pee in a bottle then "accidentally" spill it on her.


If you're happy and you know it tap a post!

No need to "accidently" spill it on her lol I'll just chuck it out the window. If I wanted to pi$$ on her, id just pi$$ on her haha

FanTapstic!

[Winnie]

Bt this way you can blame it on her
Golden showers aren't as sexy as you might think


If you're happy and you know it tap a post!

[taslucas]

Bt this way you can blame it on her
Golden showers aren't as sexy as you might think


If you're happy and you know it tap a post!

Did your mate tell you that? Is that why you hit him!?
Lol

FanTapstic!

[growler2058]

Piss in the ashtray
Actually just flop it out n pretend to piss, bet she pulls over quick then

[taslucas]

Id like to report; the crisis has been averted. Had a piss at a bottle shop! How good is that!? In and out in one stop.
Id like to take this opportunity yo thank my forum friends for helping me through this tough time

Lmfao good job guys!

FanTapstic!

[Winnie]

Hope you restocked while you were there.

[taslucas]

That was the purpose in stopping at a bottle o :-)

FanTapstic!

[Winnie]

My mate passed out last night so we posed for a photo
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/602245_10151424513323997_1256169526_n.jpg

[growler2058]

Geez those mcdonald cokes must be strong

[taslucas]

Geez those mcdonald cokes must be strong

Hahaha well spotted. Too much sugar will do that to a bloke lol

FanTapstic!

[macca86]

I'm being terribly naughty Mid week piss up by myself who is in?

[taslucas]

Yeah im here for a bit:)

[macca86]

Half into a bottle of scotch on a Tuesday very unlike me the mood struck missus on nights shift listening to music (billy talent) and me and the dog rocking out with our cocks out

[taslucas]

.............................. me and the dog rocking out with our cocks out

Oh god! well maybe im not in for this one...........hahahaha

[macca86]

haha hes a good bloke he cant help it he's a dog he doesn't own any pants me on the other hand would put some on if I had company haha.

[taslucas]

hahaha well thats a bit more reassuring!

[macca86]

Haha I know right just keeping true to drunken rambling. hey look a turtle

[taslucas]

finished that scotch yet??

[macca86]

getting there maybe 400 ml to 500 ml down. not bad for a Tuesday after a shit day at work and my dog learning to jump the fence and escaping 3 days in a row. My neighbours are not impressed with me but gave me starage bad looks after flogging him and now f*ck them music is up ( Karnivool) and drinks out f*ck the world eeveryone is a shower of bastards except you blokes you go alright

[taslucas]

hahaha well thats good to know mate:)

[macca86]

don't push on glass is bound to break and I'm close to loosing my sh!t today need a vent but the missus is on nights all week and broken so here is my release! luck I don't live on property or my dog would have a round in the head!

[taslucas]

wo mate, keep it real hey?

[lorrieandjas]

I'm being terribly naughty Mid week piss up by myself who is in?

Already there!

Jas

[macca86]

gotta keep it real mate I've gone a bi of a bushy no point in keeping a lame animal seems cruel but it happens training him just fast losing patience he's got till a month after getting de nutted to prove himself

[lorrieandjas]

I'd love a bullet for the neighbour. Mother fathers are fair pee'ing me off tonight! Think zip ties on the drive shaft are in order!

Jas

[Winnie]

gotta keep it real mate I've gone a bi of a bushy no point in keeping a lame animal seems cruel but it happens training him just fast losing patience he's got till a month after getting de nutted to prove himself

I got my dog denutted yesterday. He hates me now.


If you're happy and you know it tap a post!

[macca86]

mine is a week behind you Ill let you know what he thinks of me then!

[Winnie]

I think the only reason he hasn't had a go at me is because I'm th one who feeds him..... Lol nah he's fine with it but he's only young so didn't know what they were for yet


If you're happy and you know it tap a post!

[macca86]

I made the mistake of loosing control and flogging fu#k out of my dog when he bit me when I was getting up him and since he's a bordercollie x kelpie he remembers and he's scared of me so now punishment for wrong doings is locked up but he still remembers and its hard to break the cycle

[lorrieandjas]

I made the mistake of loosing control and flogging fu#k out of my dog when he bit me when I was getting up him and since he's a bordercollie x kelpie he remembers and he's scared of me so now punishment for wrong doings is locked up but he still remembers and its hard to break the cycle

Not good mate...,

Jas

[macca86]

I know what do you do when your dog bites you for no real reason it's outta him now and not done it since I've been brought up country style if it were any of my farm family they would have shot him. I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt and starting again. Do I feel bad yes but he's part of the family I've been givin a fair go so time for him to be given one.

[macca86]

d finished! made up with the dog now just waiting for the women to come home from work to be a happy man!

[Maxhead]

AHHHHHH, after a hard weeks work(lol) I'm on the JD 160 birthday limited anniversary edition and getting very happy.....fire is burning and the footy is on.....what more could you ask for!!!!

[Maxhead]

This is the life 28553

[growler2058]

Gkenn fiddich for me and NO fire co I can

[Maxhead]

Gkenn fiddich for me and NO fire co I can

Fing -15 in Canberra and snowing!!!!!

[taslucas]

A little fresh here tonight too

FanTapstic!

[Maxhead]

A little fresh here tonight too

FanTapstic!

Bit colder out your way then here, hows that fire going????

[taslucas]

Just got home from a little cruise with a mate. Up side: he let me drive his ss for the hour return trip. Down side: the heaters aren't working lol. All good though because my lovely girlfriend left the heat pump on for me:-)

FanTapstic!

[growler2058]

All good though because my lovely girlfriend left the heat pump on for me:-)

FanTapstic!

Is that what you call it down that way hahahahahahahaa

[Maxhead]

Is that what you call it down that way hahahahahahahaa

Yeah its Tassie mate, they manually have to generate heat....the girlfriends are just an excuse :)

[taslucas]

Simple jealousy haha

FanTapstic!

[Bloodyaussie]

Yeah its Tassie mate, they manually have to generate heat....the girlfriends are just an excuse :)

Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!

[taslucas]

Thats enough out of you Jonathan

FanTapstic!

[taslucas]

COOEEEEEE

hmmmm sitting inside watching the rain pound down and smashing some yummy boags

[taslucas]

:smileyvault-cute-bi:beer::beer::1087::santa::xxxx::animierte-smilies-t:first::toot::cheers::cheers::thumbup:

yay

[Bloodyaussie]

No one wants to play with you Lucas...... go have a lie down now!!!!

[Maxhead]

No one wants to play with you Lucas...... go have a lie down now!!!!

Apparently its not right to have a few today as society might see it as binge drinking.

I've raised a few today don't worry Lucas







...............On the move

[Bloodyaussie]

Shut up idiot...... I will come up there and make you hang out with Winnie!!!!

[taslucas]

is it binge drinking if you never stop?

[Maxhead]

Shut up idiot...... I will come up there and make you hang out with Winnie!!!!

about time you left your state and experienced the awesomeness...bwahaha





...............On the move

[Maxhead]

is it binge drinking if you never stop?

Nope, its only if its too much....





...............On the move

[Bloodyaussie]

I tell ya what it took me more than a week to recover from the meet up at Andy's........ my body still hates me!!!!

[taslucas]

Nope, its only if its too much....





...............On the move

Well thats good then because everyone knows that you cant have too much sweet Boags:)

[taslucas]

I tell ya what it took me more than a week to recover from the meet up at Andy's........ my body still hates me!!!!

youre body needs to take a number and get in line!!

[AB]

I tell ya what it took me more than a week to recover from the meet up at Andy's........ my body still hates me!!!!

Princess!!!!

[taslucas]

Princess!!!!

is that your pillow name for him Andy?

[AB]

about time you left your state and experienced the awesomeness...bwahaha





...............On the move

Next np meet up at your mates property along that river you showed me. That looked like paradise!!!

[AB]

is that your pillow name for him Andy?

Teddy bear...lol

[taslucas]

Teddy bear...lol

Well he does like hugs lol

[Winnie]

hi everyone

[Maxhead]

Next np meet up at your mates property along that river you showed me. That looked like paradise!!!

Its on anyrime





...............On the move

[Maxhead]

Very quiet on the piss up front, must be the cupper's revolution...woohooo!!

[Bloodyaussie]

Muffin tops!!!!

[Coldcomfort]

The weather is perfect. Physical Graffiti is playing in the back ground. Time to sit in the sun and gaze at the McDonnell ranges and drink a Red Hill Scotch Ale or three. I had to work all though ANZAC day. So now its my time to sit and appreciate how lucky we are to be living in this awsome country and give a quiet thanks to those that are no longer here to hear it.

[taslucas]

BUMP for you Winnie:)

[AB]

BUMP for you Winnie:)

And me....lol

We need to ban certain words on the forum, we are loosing our australiaism...lol

Guys, you's, man, dude, etc

[Winnie]

Listen yous guys lol lol he he lmao

If you're happy and you know it tap a post!

[Winnie]

BUMP for you Winnie:)

You good bloke should cross the ditch

If you're happy and you know it tap a post!

[AB]

Listen yous guys lol lol he he lmao

If you're happy and you know it tap a post!

I've banned muppets for less than that....lol

Bloody youngsters these days....lmao

[Winnie]

Listen here young fella you couldn't bsn me cos then you'd miss me??

If you're happy and you know it tap a post!

[taslucas]

And me....lol

We need to ban certain words on the forum, we are loosing our australiaism...lol

Guys, you's, man, dude, etc

Man, you's guys are just putting down us dudes etc!!

FanTapstic!

[growler2058]

I got sooooooooo pi55ed on Saturday night all you man dudes out there, I think i'd still blow the breatho apart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[taslucas]

lol did you finish a sixpack all to yourself?

[Maxhead]

lol did you finish a sixpack all to yourself?

Yeah but it waaas Coopers though....bwahazhahha

[growler2058]

lol did you finish a sixpack all to yourself?

Yeah something like that :)

[taslucas]

lol. Catch any cats with your bow?

[Maxhead]

Ahhhh, enjoying a bottle of scotch!!!! well whats left of it anyway:)

[taslucas]

Ahhhhhh...... Get f!*ked. I'm enjoying a day of w@rk. What's left if it anyway.....lol

FanTapstic!

[Maxhead]

Ahhhhhh...... Get f!*ked. I'm enjoying a day of w@rk. What's left if it anyway.....lol

FanTapstic!


Looks like you spend more time on the forum then work by the looks of it so get back to it!!!! Every glass I pour I think of the poor suckers working....hahahhaha...ooops

[taslucas]

Lol, valid point there! I am now on smoko, last post I was waiting for a crane to move that double parked me lol
I'll meet you here at 5:30;-)

FanTapstic!

[Maxhead]

Lol, valid point there! I am now on smoko, last post I was waiting for a crane to move that double parked me lol
I'll meet you here at 5:30;-)

FanTapstic!

Smoko???? its knock off time!!!! Whats your hours?

[taslucas]

8:30 to 5. It's only 3:40 here

FanTapstic!

[Maxhead]

8:30 to 5. It's only 3:40 here

FanTapstic!

Yeah same here, but I hate the 5pm knock off. I've negotiated early hours in my previous job which was greaaaaaat

[taslucas]

Early as in "in quitting"?? Lol

FanTapstic!

[Maxhead]

Early as in "in quitting"?? Lol

FanTapstic!

Ohh well you don't have to like them all....lol bunch off fagots!

[oilpond]

I mix me own shine with about 2/3 a bottle of rum or beam mostly and that gets me frackin shattered!
I then enjoy a billabong or two and occasionly yelling at the neighbors...

[Maxhead]

I mix me own shine with about 2/3 a bottle of rum or beam mostly and that gets me frackin shattered!
I then enjoy a bong or two and occasionly yelling at the neighbors...

Yeah I like the "shine" and me rums too but the other may have stay off the forum

[oilpond]

Yeah I like the "shine" and me rums too but the other may have stay off the forum

Mate. Ned wouldnt mind he would say f**kem boy,smoke all the nasty spark bush yah want, now show me yah bum...

[Maxhead]

Yeah I like the "shine" and me rums too but the other may have stay off the forum

Mate. Ned wouldnt mind he would say f**kem boy,smoke all the nasty spark bush yah want, now show me yah bum...

Its all yours...lol

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2013/05/1.jpg

[Winnie]

7-3:30 are what I work, I love it.

[NissanGQ4.2]

7am till 3pm, I love them hours 2 :):):)

[Maxhead]

7-3:30 are what I work, I love it.


You better have one hour for lunch or you're getting ripped off!

[Winnie]

Half hour.

[taslucas]

hey im here properly now Nisshead

[growler2058]

hey im here properly now Nisshead

He's not hahahhahahahaha hes fubar

[taslucas]

oi! thats enough from the peanut gallery

[taslucas]

Wow congrats on the big 17000 Andy:)

[growler2058]

What peanuts

[taslucas]

What peanuts

and with memorable posts like that he's past the 17000!!

[growler2058]

and with memorable posts like that he's past the 17000!!


What are you trying to say mate ;)

[taslucas]

What are you trying to say mate ;)

Words fail me sometimes but what I'm really trying to say is that your a valuable and integral part of this forum.




Aaaaahahahaha!!!

FanTapstic!

[growler2058]

Yeah yeah yeah.........whatever


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[Maxhead]

Words fail me sometimes but what I'm really trying to say is that your a valuable and integral part of this forum.




Aaaaahahahaha!!!

FanTapstic!


Yeah yeah yeah.........whatever


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What he's really trying to say and just can't get it out is you're a post whore! On ya Lucas!!!

[taslucas]

Thats it! I just couldn't find the right words!

FanTapstic!

[taslucas]

Aaaaahhhhhh........ Not long now:-)

Why do clocks go slower on Monday mornings and Friday arvos??

FanTapstic!

[taslucas]

aaahhhh that first sip of fresh boags draft:) mmmmmmmmm

[nissannewby]

Hopefully be smashing a few rumbos tonight. Cousin has been deployed as its his going away party tonight.

[taslucas]

well hope you have a good one. Dont waste your time here lol, go smash on with ya cousin. Wish him luck!

[nissannewby]

Gotta wait for the misso to get home. That's why in here lol. So you gonna try and make it on September.

[taslucas]

yeah i think ill try. It would be awesome fun i reckon and a good excuse to travel overseas. Not long been in my new house so still in the "shocked" part of the mortgage lol but will try to make a plan. What have i got? around 4 months?

[Ben-e-boy]

yeah i think ill try. It would be awesome fun i reckon and a good excuse to travel overseas. Not long been in my new house so still in the "shocked" part of the mortgage lol but will try to make a plan. What have i got? around 4 months?

Go to the bank and get yourself a mortgage offset account. It helps a lot.

[taslucas]

a higher wage would help even more! lol. Whats the mortgage offset account?

[Ben-e-boy]

a higher wage would help even more! lol. Whats the mortgage offset account?

Basically the interest earned in the offset account offsets the interest on the mortgage.
Put your wages and savings in this account. If you are disciplined with money. Get a credit card linked to that account. Pay for just about everything on credit and pay it off within the interest free terms. That keeps the money in your account for as long as possible earning interest offsetting the mortgage. It can save you on the weekly payments.
See the bank they will be able to tell you the best way to do it an probably explain it better than me

[growler2058]

I'm pissed now not pssd off having glen fiddich neat in a fancy crystal glass wife's not happy I'm using dead grandparent crystal
Nek minnet hahahajajkdaha29187

[taslucas]

I'm pissed now not pssd off having glen fiddich neat in a fancy crystal glass wife's not happy I'm using dead grandparent crystal
Nek minnet hahahajajkdaha29187

aaaahahahahaa your effen funny guy! dead grandparent crystal. Nice legs by the way:smiley_thumbs_up:

[growler2058]

aaaahahahahaa your effen funny guy! dead grandparent crystal. Nice legs by the way:smiley_thumbs_up:

The 3yr olds or the 42 yr olds?

[Ben-e-boy]

I'm pissed now not pssd off having glen fiddich neat in a fancy crystal glass wife's not happy I'm using dead grandparent crystal
Nek minnet hahahajajkdaha29187

That's a weak excuse for a hijack lmao

[taslucas]

The 3yr olds or the 42 yr olds?

lol what else do you know about growlers mrs? haha

[growler2058]

29188















My hand kinda looks like a closed eye ay


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[taslucas]

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2013/05/83.jpg

My bum looks like your hand
FanTapstic!

[growler2058]

Whay the fcuk are you in Tassie with ya oants down? ya knackers will drop off hahahahaha

[taslucas]

cold is for cool people

[MudRunnerTD]

That's a weak excuse for a hijack lmao



You technically can't hijack the drunken rambling thread??

And I'd reckon drinkn neat scotch on the rocks is technically on point! ;)

[Winnie]

You have a long bum.

[growler2058]

You technically can't hijack the drunken rambling thread??

And I'd reckon drinkn neat scotch on the rocks is technically on point! ;)

No Rocks bwahahahaha

[taslucas]

You technically can't hijack the drunken rambling thread??

And I'd reckon drinkn neat scotch on the rocks is technically on point! ;)

the voice of reason!

[MudRunnerTD]

No Rocks bwahahahaha



Hard Core!!