ThE dRuNkIn RaMbLiN tHrEaD - dEdIcAtEd To ScOtTy

[2TROLLFAM]

Tequila is baaaaaaad

Tappa tappa

HUSH your mouth !!! LMFAO it's like mothers milk for a baby - GOOD FOR YOU


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[Winnie]

Bad experiences lol

Tappa tappa

[2TROLLFAM]

LOL .. Hmmm I remember those but it was OP BUNDY RUMZ for me. Used to live literally around the corner from the disterilly (however ya spell it LOL)


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[oncedisturbed]

Bundy IS the mother's milk....muah

Can't drink much else, think that had something to do all the concoctions we used to make when I was a doorman years ago..."now if I mix this with that and some of those = 1 helluva headache and crook guts..lol

[Winnie]

Bundy is spew worthy

Tappa tappa

[growler2058]

Red wine, white wine, whiskey and beer mmmmmmm
And today is the "BIG" day of festivities in Clare


Tapp tillya Crap

[DX grunt]

In my younger days, I used to love ordering in bulk.

It was cheap, good value for money, and recyclable as a silver pillow. lol

Now that I'm more mature, I don't inhale the stuff, binge drink or even have an acquired taste. Bewdiful

[Winnie]

Don't get me started on goon lol

Tappa tappa

[Yendor]

Tequila....always gets messy

[Yendor]

Does anyone remember the Vodka and orange you use to be get in a cask, I think it was called nikoff.......now that was wicked stuff.

[growler2058]

Does anyone remember the Vodka and orange you use to be get in a cask, I think it was called nikoff.......now that was wicked stuff.

Oh yeah we used to call it F$&k off what a nasty concoction that was and from memory they were 5ltr boxes
Was good as a leg opener if ya know what I mean hahahahhahaha


Tapp tillya Crap

[Yendor]

Yep, that sounds like the stuff, you paid for it the next day though...........the good old days.....lol

[growler2058]

We used to put more vodka in it hahahahhahahahahaha I reckon it was white wine fermented kiwi fruit juice and vodka and was from new Zealand


Tapp tillya Crap

[2TROLLFAM]

We used to put more vodka in it hahahahhahahahahaha I reckon it was white wine fermented kiwi fruit juice and vodka and was from new Zealand


Tapp tillya Crap

How do I do a "thumbs up" on my phone?? LOL


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[growler2058]

Dunno if We an in a phone does this work

[NissanGQ4.2]

Dunno if We an in a phone does this work

No Go, :smileyvault-cute-bi

[growler2058]

I can't see it's either it's just says smiley vault


Tapp tillya Crap

[2TROLLFAM]

I can't see it's either it's just says smiley vault


Tapp tillya Crap

Same here - bloody iPhones are suppose to be cool LOL


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[Winnie]

Helloooooooooooo old friend. Got a bottle of the new Jack Daniel's honey stuff, better than the Turkey one... this stuff isn't even out yet!
so delicious

[Sir Roofy]

well you wont be working tomorrow then lol

[Winnie]

Who works Saturdays????

Tappa tappa

[AB]

This is where I belong tonight...lol

I finally fixed my broken clip on the airbox.

Put a hook through the bottom panel (wheel arch) where the filter sits on....Hooked up the end of a chain dog lead, cut the chain to suit and ran a zip tie over the airbox corner that was broken and it locked it down nice and tight...LMAO!!!!!!!!!

I am the king of dodgy!!!!!

But, now one poor dog is going back to a piece of rope if I take them for a walk...LMAO

[Sir Roofy]

Who works Saturdays????

Tappa tappa
my wife has to work saturday mornings ,thats a pain when we want to go bush for the w/end

[Winnie]

bugger that!!

Tappa tappa

[Sir Roofy]

This is where I belong tonight...lol

I finally fixed my broken clip on the airbox.

Put a hook through the bottom panel (wheel arch) where the filter sits on....Hooked up the end of a chain dog lead, cut the chain to suit and ran a zip tie over the airbox corner that was broken and it locked it down nice and tight...LMAO!!!!!!!!!

I am the king of dodgy!!!!!

But, now one poor dog is going back to a piece of rope if I take them for a walk...LMAO

mmmm falling apart now thats what happens when you interbreed with a gq lol

[Sir Roofy]

bugger that!!

Tappa tappa
lol i say rthat every w/end but shes the bread winner and i cant argue with that

[AB]

How embarrassing....

Look at my quality drills!!!

[taslucas]

lol, i see you have the new corkscrew bit

[Bigrig]

How embarrassing....

Look at my quality drills!!!

I like how you refer to your hammer as a "drill"!!!!! lmao

Those bits are meant to be like that ... for getting around corners!!!! lol

[Winnie]

Helloooooooooooo old friend. Got a bottle of the new Jack Daniel's honey stuff, better than the Turkey one... this stuff isn't even out yet!
so delicious

New favourite drink.

[Bigrig]

New favourite drink.

And the head after hitting the new stuff??

Might have to try me a bottle!! lol

[Winnie]

Ahh the head is hunky dory. I could probably have easily drank another 2-3 bottles, it's just so tasty!

[Winnie]

Hellooooooo again. Captain Morgan reporting in

Tappa tappa

[Maxhead]

Well, well well, It has been very quite on here lately...hahahah

[NissanGQ4.2]

I'll join u in a beer or three :)

How have you been anyway Kris???

What was with the name change, did you get bored *L*

[Maxhead]

nah mate, once up on a time there was this bloke called nisspat.........


sorry mate drifting away, any way nisshead sounds like pisshead so it has stuck

and how u been?

[Maxhead]

i'll be back in 5!!! piss and smoke time

[Maxhead]

whats happening Toddo

[NissanGQ4.2]

whats happening Toddo

Not much mate,work work and more work.

Getting a quote for natural gas on Friday, I'm so over trying to source firewood around here, they gave me a rough idea over the phone, $1800 for heater and 2 outlets, connection from street 2 house free.

Surly gas has got 2 work out cheaper than buying firewood

What's been happing in ur world pisshead?

[Maxhead]

Hahaha,

I have 5 star ducted gas in me place but still prefer the wood fire only because I have a free supply. If i run out i can just flick the switch on and the whole house is warm.

Love it....Mind you I have not been out to get any lately so I only have about a week left.

12 days before we take off anyway........all good

[NissanGQ4.2]

Wish I could afford ducted gas,

I have about 2 days worth left of firewood!!!, might have to spend a few cold nights waiting on gas.

I would prefer the wood fire, and am going to keep it, just getting a portable gas heater.

Have a safe trip 2 btw, where are you off 2 first?

[Maxhead]

Wish I could afford ducted gas,

I have about 2 days worth left of firewood!!!, might have to spend a few cold nights waiting on gas.

I would prefer the wood fire, and am going to keep it, just getting a portable gas heater.

Have a safe trip 2 btw, where are you off 2 first?

Mate, hope you get the wood organised .


firs stop is Mildura then somewhere around port Augusta for the second stop and then onto coober pedy.....then who knows...hahahah

[NissanGQ4.2]

nice..... living the life, make sure you keep us updated with pics along the way......that is if u can :)

[NissanGQ4.2]

Mate, hope you get the wood organised .

Should be right, in 12 days time I'm taking a trip 2 the ACT, I here there is 2 weeks worth of wood there *L*

[Maxhead]

ficken what? you coming to act???


OK OK you kidding you prick!!!


Mate, if you ever consider coming here, your family is most welcome buddy. Any time mate

[NissanGQ4.2]

hahahaha thanks mate, same goes if your ever around this way

[Maxhead]

YEEEEE HAAAAAAA!!!!! WOOOO hhoooooo

[taslucas]

Hey all, hows things??

blah blah, ramble ramble lol.

[growler2058]

Vomit splash splutter


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[taslucas]

i expected no less!

[growler2058]

i expected no less!

Righto got that out time to start again


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[taslucas]

haha nice. so you had a big one today?

[growler2058]

It's only 4pm here so still a fair way to go..... But no I've been surprisingly well behaved got 3 weeks still to go don't wanna make a real @*+# of me self just yet hahahahahahahah


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[taslucas]

Im sick of chasing the conversation around the forum......lol its doing my drunken head in!

So ya had a month over there then? thats a good stay:) Do ya reckon youll have any skin left to tattoo in three weeks time? lmao

[growler2058]

Im sick of chasing the conversation around the forum......lol its doing my drunken head in!

So ya had a month over there then? thats a good stay:) Do ya reckon youll have any skin left to tattoo in three weeks time? lmao

Thought ya head woulda been spinning hahahahahahahah..........good
I'll still have some clean skin wife's got her foot on me balls now!! NO MORE INK
Hahahahahahahaha
There is a happy massage place next door though and they keep telling me I'm wery handsome hahahahahahahaha
Maybe they got into te mushrooms


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[taslucas]

Sorry but someones got to say it: they are paid to say your handsome....!! hahha sorry to burst your bubble lol.

Does she have her foot on ya balls to stop any ink going there? lmao

[growler2058]

Sorry but someones got to say it: they are paid to say your handsome....!! hahha sorry to burst your bubble lol.

Does she have her foot on ya balls to stop any ink going there? lmao

Hahahahahahahah gee mate I got feelings ya know, I'm not made of stone phuk I'm shattered hahahahahahahah


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[taslucas]

Righto-Lets Go

[Winnie]

HA HA he appears! I'm 4 million cans of CC down only 5 million to go

[taslucas]

well you can still count..........thats not a good sign!! hahahaha
so whats cracking in your world?

[Winnie]

pfft, bugger all was gonna go out and do something fun tonight but there is not a single fun thing to do around here. Gotta drive half an hour to the nearest half decent town and the only good thing there is a cinema, I hate this boring place I'm gonna pack my bags and head for the coast....
ahh it's not too bad few good places to go wheeling and good mates here just Friday nights are boring as hell

how about yourself?

[taslucas]

i live 30 minutes drive from the closest town which has a population of 2500, then another 15 minutes drive to the "big" city of burnie (population around 20 thousand, and yes it does have a cinema lol). AND I LOVE IT!!!! ilove that theres no neighbours for miles!! heaps of back roads and fun to have. Have you heard of the "Tarkine conservation area" in tas? im on the edge of it.... Pristine wilderness for miles and miles and miles...!

[Winnie]

yeah I love having no neighbours and stuff, but it gets boring. oh well we just party in the cletus cave every weekend, doing extensions tomorrow building a woodshed and a bbq verandah then it will be time to test them out as well as having 9 million more canadian clubbers

[Winnie]

oh my god here come the F***IN HICCUPS THIS HAPPENED LAST WEEEKEND. I COULD NOT STOP HICCUPING ALL NIGHT I HAD TO STOP DRINKING AND THEN I HICCUPED ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT AND THE WHOLE NEXT DAY TOO. it hurt so much, and there was nothing I could do to stop it. I think my body is trying to tell me to stop drinking but you know what I say? HARDEN THE EFF UP YOU STUPID BODY I'M NOT GONNA STOP JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE HICCUPS

[taslucas]

well you said you stopped drinking and still had the hiccups SOOOOOOO maybe the "stop drinking" thing has no effect. maybe "drink more" will work lol!


Nah they are sh!t. i get em from time to time. eat a bit of bread or a few dry crackers and walk outside and relax, breath deeply and generally chill the f out. thats my cure

[Winnie]

well that's what I'm trying to do this time. they last for days though and are not good

but here is youtube's funniest video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__dUlY0JpSc

[taslucas]

My internet is going damn slow tonight, i think something is broken lol. So if i try to watch that clip i might not be back for a while lol.
Sounds like you got a nice cave going on there tho mate

[Winnie]

it's just some kid high on painkillers or something haha he's having a great time
yeah the cave is good, but the memories there are priceless!

[growler2058]

well that's what I'm trying to do this time. they last for days though and are not good

but here is youtube's funniest video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__dUlY0JpSc

Hahahahahahahaha I thought you were older n that hahahahahhaa an you got a seppo accent hahahahaha


Tap, Tap.......Who's there?

[Winnie]

c'mon I look at least 2 years older than him and I have bum fluff on my chin

[taslucas]

Yes memories are priceless. We used party in an actual cave (still do sometimes).
Just went digging for an old pic. This is the mouth of the cave, it went in and down nice and deep. We dug it out to fit couches and a bar and lights etc

[Winnie]

yeah we found a cave last week and there was shit loads of empty beer cans and baked beans cans in there, think somebody had been living there was candles and stuff was weird so we legged it

[taslucas]

hey Andy! Found your way to the rambling thread at last! This thread has dedicated to you for the last three weeks!!

[taslucas]

yeah we found a cave last week and there was shit loads of empty beer cans and baked beans cans in there, think somebody had been living there was candles and stuff was weird so we legged it

Just to make things clear,.... your not from near here are ya!? LOL

[growler2058]

When I was a youngster we used to get pi55ed in the Jupiter creek gold diggings (sorry pre everyone having a camera) bit dodgy tho many shafts hidden by gorse and blackberry bushes, but that added to the excitement (kids don't try this at home) hahahahaha


Tap, Tap.......Who's there?

[Winnie]

Just to make things clear,.... your not from near here are ya!? LOL

don't think so, I'mfrom the big island not the little one down below

[taslucas]

danger is a part of growing up! lol.
How does this evening find you Growler? Hope you had a great anniversary mate:)

[taslucas]

don't think so, I'mfrom the big island not the little one down below

Youve spent the last few years trying to get to "the little one down below" on a girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahahahaha

[taslucas]

don't think so, I'mfrom the big island not the little one down below

it was sarcasm lol i can see where your from under your avatar

[Winnie]

Youve spent the last few years trying to get to "the little one down below" on a girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahahahaha

Come on mate this is a family forum enough of that talk about cooties and other yucky girl germs!

Tappa tappa

[Winnie]

Please don't confuse me I'm in a fragile state I don't even know why my hand is crying

Tappa tappa

[growler2058]

danger is a part of growing up! lol.
How does this evening find you Growler? Hope you had a great anniversary mate:)

Cheers Lucas the anniversary was "fun"
But I've just eaten something I've got no idea. What it was so am going hard on strong liquor to kill any runny bum ;-)


Tap, Tap.......Who's there?

[taslucas]

Cheers Lucas the anniversary was "fun"
But I've just eaten something I've got no idea. What it was so am going hard on strong liquor to kill any runny bum ;-)


Tap, Tap.......Who's there?

Good to hear:)

You know you might be onto something with using rocket fuel cocktails to kill the 'ol runny bum. We'll use you as an experiment!

[Winnie]

My phone know what I wanted to say when I press all the wrong buttons. It's so clever... too clever

Tappa tappa

[taslucas]

Please don't confuse me I'm in a fragile state


i didnt want to say it earlier, but i kinda guessed you were a fragile princess:smiley_thumbs_up:

dont worry its just between you and me...............and a few thousand other members!

[Winnie]

Why did I say that. If my phone were so smart it would have stopped me NOT SO SMART NOW HEYY

Tappa tappa

[timbar]

i didnt want to say it earlier, but i kinda guessed you were a fragile princess:smiley_thumbs_up:

dont worry its just between you and me...............and a few thousand other members!

I didnt see or read anything ...hahaha secret is safe with me ..

[Winnie]

What is said in the drunken thread stays on the drunken thread

Tappa tappa

[timbar]

What is said in the drunken thread stays on the drunken thread

Tappa tappa

Yep thats the rules.....same as night shift......

[taslucas]

what is said in the drunken thread stays on the drunken thread

tappa tappa

forever...........................!

[taslucas]

Nice Avatar Timber:)

[taslucas]

i mean timbAr

[timbar]

Nice Avatar Timber:)

Yeah i saw it on a sticker on a nissan i came home and made into a pic and put it up as my avatar...

[taslucas]

Yeah i saw it on a sticker on a nissan i came home and made into a pic and put it up as my avatar...

So true too lol.

Whats been happening in your world mate? Selling many floors?

[taslucas]

Heres testament to your avatar......
My bro and his mate came for a visit two weeks ago... (them in the poopy OBVIOUSLY)

doesnt even look like a bad place, BECAUSE ITS NOT!!! bl@@dy poopy's

[taslucas]

PS the poopy has front and rear lockers. $3500 of fresh suspension. 9000lb Warn winch. etc etc.

[taslucas]

hello Chris......HAVE YOU PIKED IT ALREADY???

[timbar]

So true too lol.

Whats been happening in your world mate? Selling many floors?

Yeah flat out at the moment

[taslucas]

Yeah flat out at the moment

Thats good to hear mate. Pump 'em out:)

[timbar]

Heres testament to your avatar......
My bro and his mate came for a visit two weeks ago... (them in the poopy OBVIOUSLY)

doesnt even look like a bad place, BECAUSE ITS NOT!!! bl@@dy poopy's

Yeah ant the troll is still better than the landcrabs ....even as factory standard hahaha

[taslucas]

Yeah ant the troll is still better than the landcrabs ....even as factory standard hahaha

Yep HD warn out 2" lift and 33" cooper stt's (still with 38 psi) dragging that heap o cr@p out!

[timbar]

Yep HD warn out 2" lift and 33" cooper stt's (still with 38 psi) dragging that heap o cr@p out!

My point exactly ....

[taslucas]

I think Chris has gone soft........

for me: 4 beers first (5.6%)
Then 4 cans of "bearded lady" (yeah i know it sounds like something growler would be doing right now) 6%.

Now im 3/4 the way through the vanilla Absolut.............................

[timbar]

My old troll has 600,000 on the clock and still showed up a 100series couple weeks ago the man was not happy hahaha he couldnt pull out a subaroo on a beach track he told me i wouldnt get down to the subi the track would be way too boggie for my old peice of nissan crap .....sorry mate that to me is a challnge ....welllllll the old trolll did the job with no strain at alll the toymota man wasnt happy at all

[taslucas]

These are my two trols..... The MQ shorty is not rego'd (bush bus) but f yeah it goes well SD33 220,00 on the clock. 35's on it standard (flogged out) suspension with "custom" front panel cut cut lol. Goes places others fear to tread!!

[growler2058]

[QUOTE=taslucas
Then 4 cans of "bearded lady" (yeah i know it sounds like something growler would be doing right now) .............................[/QUOTE]

Spose it depends where the beard is ;-) hehehhehehehehehehehe



Tap, Tap.......Who's there?

[taslucas]

Spose it depends where the beard is ;-) hehehhehehehehehehehe



Tap, Tap.......Who's there?

NO Andy, for you, it depends on what is tucked behind the beard!!!

[growler2058]

NO Andy, for you, it depends on what is tucked behind the beard!!!

Hahahaa ur a funny effer tas hahahahahahaha it was all.................:-)


Tap, Tap.......Who's there?

[taslucas]

Hahahaa ur a funny effer tas hahahahahahaha it was all.................:-)


Tap, Tap.......Who's there?


I am alone and p!$$ed, my humour is all i have! (and all you guys that listen to it1)

So what time is it there? 9:30 or something?

[taslucas]

Well....... time for me to log off me thinks. Night all

[Winnie]

Lol sorry Lucas my sister ended up coming around so I had to socialize. Have you tried the black bearded lady? Had 6 cans of it and I was written off

Tappa tappa

[taslucas]

Wo...that was a big night.......

[Winnie]

You're an animal

Tappa tappa

[taslucas]

I feel like a whimpering sniveling animal at the moment!

Tap, crackle, pop

[Winnie]

At least you don't feel delicate or precious or whatever the bloody hell gay stuff I was saying.
Got hoeny beer tonight, it's not bad

Tappa tappa

[Winnie]

Lucas where are you? Who's the softy now?

Tappa tappa

[Winnie]

changed my mind helloooololllllooooooooooo allll

[growler2058]

Evening Poo :-)

[Winnie]

no hony for me just sailing along with the old capitan morgzzzz

[growler2058]

drop a tblspn of honey in each glass mate could have a new poo drink ;-)

[Winnie]

wtf why would you even suggest that
i've tried it and it doesn't mix and you just geta big blo[ of honey in the bottom and it is disgustingggg

so ahhhh you better get on the piss or somehin because you are gonna get withdrawals my friendly friedn

[taslucas]

Winnie.......... Wi Wi Winnie........ Oh Winnie where for art thou?

[Winnie]

He he he me and my papa are having a few eers to celebrate his second grand son saw the old man cry haha what a little baby girl but now I gotta do the 3 hour drive home tomorrow waaaaahhhhhh

Tappa tapdopa

Tappa tappa

[NissanGQ4.2]

Just a few mate???? *L*

[Winnie]

Beers not eers that would be weird and yeah only a few like 40 or something like that probably closer to a million maybe

Tappa tappa

[taslucas]

lol good stuff... ONE MILLION EERS!. Hey Todd can we get a spell checker installed in the drunk and rambling thread!? lmao.

[Winnie]

There is a spell it checker on my phone and it usually pretty good well if you can read this then it is good

Tappa tappa

[2TROLLFAM]

BOIYEAH!! The 80's & early 90's are back at my place .... god I feel sorry for my neighbours NOT!! LMFAO

Drunk & thought id add some random dribble !! Carry on ;)

[NissanGQ4.2]

lol good stuff... ONE MILLION EERS!. Hey Todd can we get a spell checker installed in the drunk and rambling thread!? lmao.

No mate, can't do, I can make sense of this thread when I have had a few 2 many eers. If I put a spell checker in it just wouldn't make sense

[Winnie]

BOIYEAH!! The 80's & early 90's are back at my place .... god I feel sorry for my neighbours NOT!! LMFAO

Drunk & thought id add some random dribble !! Carry on ;)

BRING BACK 80S SPEED METAL!

Tappa tappa

[taslucas]

Todd: "No mate, can't do, I can make sense of this thread when I have had a few 2 many eers. If I put a spell checker in it just wouldn't make sense"

Lol yea nd wouldt bee az phunny eiffer

[growler2058]

BOIYEAH!! The 80's & early 90's are back at my place .... god I feel sorry for my neighbours NOT!! LMFAO

Drunk & thought id add some random dribble !! Carry on ;)

Should be some good tongue out pics tonight then ;-)


Tap, Tap.......Who's there?

[taslucas]

Thats the way amelia, CRANK DAT SH!T !!

[Winnie]

BRING BACK 80S SPEED METAL

Tappa tappa

[taslucas]

BRING BACK 80S SPEED METAL

Tappa tappa

Youve had too many eers, your repeating yourself Chris.

[2TROLLFAM]

Boom Boom shaka laka laka boom
Oh dear I'm gonna regret this in the morning but TEQUILA is just the best

[2TROLLFAM]

Should be some good tongue out pics tonight then ;-)


Tap, Tap.......Who's there?

HEHEHEHEHE none that I'm gonna share!!

[taslucas]

Boom Boom shaka laka laka boom
Oh dear I'm gonna regret this in the morning but TEQUILA is just the best

That stuff be messed up! Im on the Absolut Vodka vanilla flavour mmmmm (after a handfull of beams and turkeys this arvo)

[taslucas]

HEHEHEHEHE none that I'm gonna share!!

Lick Sip Suck???

[2TROLLFAM]

Lip sip suck? Not the tequila!! What a waste - On ice in a HUGE ARSE GLASS only problem is I'm on da 2nd bottle .... OOOPSIE *insert wicked giggle*

[Winnie]

I love tequila it was the first drink made me throw up so it has that sentimental value if you know what I mean???

Tappa tappa

[2TROLLFAM]

The fun police have just turned music off to put a movie on!! Behave yaseleves ... OK CYA!!

[Winnie]

Lip sip suck? Not the tequila!! What a waste - On ice in a HUGE ARSE GLASS only problem is I'm on da 2nd bottle .... OOOPSIE *insert wicked giggle*

Bad idea I limited myself to only one bottle of anything ever. After I drank two bottles of honey that night was so awesome but next morning was baaaaaaaaaaaad

Tappa tappa

[taslucas]

Bad idea I limited myself to only one bottle of anything ever. After I drank two bottles of honey that night was so awesome but next morning was baaaaaaaaaaaad

Tappa tappa

OMG GF! Grow some will ya winnie!?

[Winnie]

You try havin two bottles of wine was worth it though. I went out one night after one bottls and wasn't allowed in anywhere? I dunno if it was because I was "drunk" or because I was wearing a flanny but I just wanted to party and drink more honey

BRING BACK 80S SPEED METAL

Tappa tappa

[Winnie]

How do you change ya sig on tapatalk? I wanna make it say Yep you guessed it BRING BACK 80S SPEED METAL

Tappa tappa

[taslucas]

You try havin two bottles of wine was worth it though. I went out one night after one bottls and wasn't allowed in anywhere? I dunno if it was because I was "drunk" or because I was wearing a flanny but I just wanted to party and drink more honey

BRING BACK 80S SPEED METAL

Tappa tappa

Mate, Im from Italian heritage..... Dont need to tell me about wine! My grandpa makes his own. First time i ever got drunk, me and a mate got through 2 and a half flagons of his red (a flagon is 4 litres).
Say no more!!!!!!

Can change tappa signature in settings...

[Winnie]

Not that sig you dil and woops I didn't mean to write wine so much for auto correct. I meant honey lol 2 bottles of wine is nothing

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[taslucas]

Use your browser to change your sig then...... And write what you mean winnie!!! im no mind reader! Try 5 litres of home made red for your first time!!

Ive nearly finished my vanilla vodka:) luckily my bro is nearly here with some more mmmmm

[Winnie]

Shutup I know what I am doing g

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[taslucas]

Shutup I know what I am doing g

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Looks like you still got the same signature...?

[growler2058]

What Rrrrr you doin Poo??


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[Winnie]

I cbf goin on the bowser that shit is facked

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[Winnie]

What Rrrrr you doin Poo??


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I dont know you're telling the story lmao

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[taslucas]

You got an iphone dont ya

[taslucas]

What Rrrrr you doin Poo??


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Leave him be growlers, he seems a bit edgy tonight.... lol

[Winnie]

Don't you swear at me like that I got a Sammy sung

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[Winnie]

Don't push me cos I'm close to da edge

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[Winnie]

BRING BACK 80S SPEED METAL

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[taslucas]

lol well me bro and friends are here so ill sign out and snob you all lol, Have a good one guys:) woot woot.

[Winnie]

I am retarded

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[NissanGQ4.2]

hahahahahahahahaha.........the things we say and do while drunk..............

[Maxhead]

Hahahahah, great read boys and girls, keep the dribble coming


..........on the move

[growler2058]

I am retarded

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Coulda told ya that for free ;-)


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[2TROLLFAM]

Just saying ..... My head HURTS!!!! LOL

[growler2058]

Just saying ..... My head HURTS!!!! LOL

Tickle her comin back to bite you on the arse mate hahahahahahahaha

[2TROLLFAM]

Tickle her comin back to bite you on the arse mate hahahahahahahaha

Hmmm my think it "might" be something to do with that LMFAO !!

[Winnie]

I FORGOT TO BRING MY HONEY I AM A VERY MAD POO BUT GPT THIS IN STEAD

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[growler2058]

Hahahahahaha saw one of them in Thailand



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[Winnie]

I've had three and I'm pretty pissed

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[growler2058]

What % are they

[Winnie]

8. 2.4 std drinks in a can

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[growler2058]

Oh tuffen up then ya should be able to smash alf a box b4 gettin tipsy ;-)

[Winnie]

I dunno about you but I'm a t rex

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[Winnie]

And I like to smash box that's for sure lol whoops family forum but where is Lucas

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[Winnie]

We watching new 4wd action and Roothy car is A F@#$ING NUGGET

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[2TROLLFAM]

BOO!! Did I scare ya?

[Winnie]

We watching new 4wd action and Roothy car is A F@#$ING NUGGET

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He didn't even make it to the filming prob broke down on the way. Oh no there's a speed hump better whack the lo kers on

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[growler2058]

BOO!! Did I scare ya?

Ahhh strewth too early in the mornin ;-)


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[taslucas]

Testing, testing..... All systems armed and ready for knockoff time....

[Maxhead]

Testing, testing..... All systems armed and ready for knockoff time....

Knock off time?... What's that ? Hahahah... Sorry mate enjoy your Friday night and weekend... Bottoms up!!!


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[taslucas]

Fully!

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[taslucas]

Hello out there.... I am now fit and ready foe thus thread:-)

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[Winnie]

You have fun with that you PISSWRECK!

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[taslucas]

Thats MR Pisswreck for you winnie!

[AB]

No club house slowly taking form...lol

[NissanGQ4.2]

No club house slowly taking form...lol

Something wrong with that picture mate, where's the bar??????. Always start with a bar first, everything else comes after that, what sorta builder are u! :)

[AB]

The bar is already designed actually in high detail. I have to actually build the bloody shed first...lol

[Winnie]

Did you listen to anything Todd just said? Build the bar first, then build the shed around it!

Haha coming along nicely though!

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[NissanGQ4.2]

Did you listen to anything Todd just said? Build the bar first, then build the shed around it!

Haha coming along nicely though!

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x2 Didn't you listen......bar then shed!!!!!.................instant fail!!!! knock it down and start again!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[growler2058]

Looks like reeeeel nice weather up there mate ;-) for a duck or a taslucas


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[Winnie]

His is the latest addition to the Cletus Cave. We had a tiny pot belly but this is much better

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[NissanGQ4.2]

His is the latest addition to the Cletus Cave. We had a tiny pot belly but this is much better

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See Andy, this is what happens when u build a bar first then build the shed after.......................a sideways fire drum!!!!! *L*

Like it Kristoffa :)

[AB]

I'm trying to find a cast iron pot belly as we speak. Rare as hens teeth down here!!!

[taslucas]

Ok ok I know it's a bit early but I'm keen for this week to be over! A few more hours of w@rk and I'll be ready for this thread. See you then;-)

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[growler2058]

Mate if this interview goes well I'm about to head into I'll be waaaaayyyy ahead of ya ;-)


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[taslucas]

Mate if this interview goes well I'm about to head into I'll be waaaaayyyy ahead of ya ;-)


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Sounds like a challenge! Haha.
Good luck with the interview:-)

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[growler2058]

Not drinking yet but am tempted to ;-)


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[Maxhead]

Not drinking yet but am tempted to ;-)


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So you got it


..........on the move

[growler2058]

Not yet, but just got a call from another mob who are Teir 1 builders also one of our companies who wanna chat on Tuesday so the ol never rains it pours scenario is playing out at the mo woo hoo

[MudRunnerTD]

Hey get a Big Blue Banner up yas


:eck05:

[taslucas]

yeah good call!

[Winnie]

The Cletus Cave has the surround sound now!

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[Winnie]

Only an hour and a half until knock off, Cletus Cave surround sound is gonna get a work out tonight!

[taslucas]

Turn it up load and I'll see if I can here it:-)

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[Winnie]

It's stuck on loud.

[taslucas]

your hardcore!

[2TROLLFAM]

It's TEQUILA time boys & girls!! I'm celebrating

[growler2058]

It's TEQUILA time boys & girls!! I'm celebrating

AAAAaannnnnd what happened last time young lady?????????

[taslucas]

hahaha yeah your a glutton for punishment Amelia

Go HArd!:thumbup:

[2TROLLFAM]

LMFAO!! I'm up & human again

Gotta love it :) I no longer carry my ex-husbands surname AND he's finally agreed to sign consent orders for the kids without taking me to court!! (aparently his last $6000 bill was just too much to pay his solicitor LOL)

[growler2058]

What no hangover?


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[2TROLLFAM]

What no hangover?


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OH YEAH!!! Tequila lingers LOL but even that can't dampen my good mood

[taslucas]

Thats good to hear:)

Just cracked my first for the day. Its a spirited little pilsner from a NZ brewery...... %4.8 woop woop!

[Winnie]

I was drinking goon last night. What is wrong with me? Gotta buy drinks for tonight too, dunno what to get, thinking of vodka

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[growler2058]

Go the tickle her mate follow in Amelias footsteps. Steer off the goonbag can only end badly

[Winnie]

Go the tickle her mate follow in Amelias footsteps. Steer off the goonbag can only end badly

It did end badly. Gotta go with premix, going to a party in Melbourne.

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[taslucas]

If your going vodka, I like vanilla flavoured Absolut with coke.... mmmmmmm...

Have you found any honey vodka? Itd have to exist somewhere

[Winnie]

I haven't really looked haha. WKDs are sounding good though.

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[Winnie]

Look what I found

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[taslucas]

haha nice, i was just doing a search too...

[Winnie]

I'll let you know how it goes!

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[taslucas]

Hey check this out Chris, Barenjager honey liquer (barenjager is german for bear hunter) it works for you on so many levels!!!

http://www.barenjagerhoney.com/home.aspx

[2TROLLFAM]

19407

Vodka is for when ya run out of Tequila !! Hair of the dog - here we go!!

[taslucas]

haha and Turkey is for when ya run out of tequila by the looks of it!

[Winnie]

I ate the scorpion in tequila once, then I was told you're not supposed to eat it.

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[2TROLLFAM]

haha and Turkey is for when ya run out of tequila by the looks of it!

Naaaa Turkey is yucky!!! Brad won't drink Tequila - so that's for him ... aren't I a good girl - keep a bottle for the boy :)

[taslucas]

Who said you not supposed to eat it? Ive never heard that....

[2TROLLFAM]

I ate the scorpion in tequila once, then I was told you're not supposed to eat it.

Tappa tappa

Ummmm yeah - they aren't real good for ya ... although the worms make good "vomit" material LOL

[taslucas]

Naaaa Turkey is yucky!!! Brad won't drink Tequila - so that's for him ... aren't I a good girl - keep a bottle for the boy :)

Yep good girl, you deserve a tequila for that:trink13:

lol

[2TROLLFAM]

WooooHooooo now I can justify the 3rd glass I just poured !!!! LMFAO !!!!

[taslucas]

LMAO........ and i can justify every beer ive drunk today because i have no-one to answer to!!

[2TROLLFAM]

BUGGA !!! I got my 3 kids here telling me I'm an ALCO !! LMFAO !! well should say 2 now cuz the older one just helped herself to a Tequila :) Gotta Love My Girl !!

[taslucas]

hahaha starting em young! Give her another 5 and she wont go near it for the rest of her life!!

[2TROLLFAM]

hahaha starting em young! Give her another 5 and she wont go near it for the rest of her life!!

She's only a few months off 18 and is freeking funny after 1 - no need to give her more HAHAHAHA

[taslucas]

Oh to be 18 again! Drink as much as ya want and wake up normal!

[Winnie]

Oh to be 18. I remember it like it was last year

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[NissanGQ4.2]

Oh to be 18 again! Drink as much as ya want and wake up normal!

Your not normal regardless if you drink or not Lucas *LMAO*

[2TROLLFAM]

Oh to be 18. I remember it like it was last year

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It was only last year wasn't it?? Actually even freeking 38 would be good ;)

[taslucas]

Your not normal regardless if you drink or not Lucas *LMAO*

had them all fooled till you turned up.....

crazy is a type of normal

[Winnie]

'twas.

Latest addition to the Cletus Cave. Aussie represent!!!

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[taslucas]

Bogans Unite!!!

[Winnie]

My mate wanted to get the Confederate flag, that would be bogan

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[growler2058]

My mate wanted to get the Confederate flag, that would be bogan

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Nup a VB flag would be BOGAN

[taslucas]

ALL flags are bogan hahahaha especially when worn as a cape!

we need a nissanpatrol.com flag...... AB, AB..... i just got a good idea for your next run on the merch

[Winnie]

Does it help if I'm wearing a flanny?

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[growler2058]

The flanny is NOT Bogan its a very stylish bit of Aussie kit

[2TROLLFAM]

FLANNY is bogan city dude !!!!

[growler2058]

FLANNY is bogan city dude !!!!

Only if worn with a mullet hahahahahaha and ripples

[2TROLLFAM]

Only if worn with a mullet hahahahahaha and ripples

HOLY CRAPPERS ... Brad is a Bogan - I've seen pictures of his 80's mullet & flanny .... WHAT HAVE I DONE???????????????????