ThE dRuNkIn RaMbLiN tHrEaD - dEdIcAtEd To ScOtTy

[Clunk]

Sorry fopr ther neglect but been smashin fb with a friend who is into power tools...i told her to be careful;.........bwhaaaaaa

its ok bud, I've been keeping myself amused

[Avo]

just LiKE hrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Clunk]

have to mate........ there's noe one else to, bloomin gone to bed!!!!! hahahahaha

[Yendor]

Sorry fopr ther neglect but been smashin fb with a friend who is into power tools...i told her to be careful;.........bwhaaaaaa

Well that got my attention..........pictures or it didn't happen LOL

[Avo]

she's shy mate....I reckon my misses would punch me in the face if I came up with pics

[Yendor]

oh well.......on that note I'm going to bed, sweet dreams all.

[Avo]

got as blind as a welders dog last night,fark ..........drove to Busselton this morning picked up my rooftop tent and had to by the misses a new iphone....smashed hers last night...luckly for her she has just upgraded to a 4s........might go outside and drink tonight.

[Winnie]

@Lucas how ya goin c**************t


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[nissannewby]

Might get drunken tonight did buy 5 bottles of the new 280 bundaberg rum. :)

[Winnie]

Geeez mate got enough to go around?

[nissannewby]

Yep. Also got a bottle of the dark oak as well.

[Punderhead]

Got a bottle of chivas going down quite well about now!

[taslucas]

How ya traveling this morning Andy?

The love pm's stopped coming last night and I was concerned haha

[Alitis007]

At a wedding, on the draughts, be ready for this thread soon forkers !! Lol

[NissanGQ4.2]

What's been going on peoples, having a few nice Jim Beam Blacks and they're going down nicely :)

[Avo]

You must be drinking alone tonight my friend..

[Avo]

You guys are going to have to get on it without me tonight.I'm off to my bro's...Hmmm I could hijack he's computer...........stuck lookout you'll be getting done for spamming tonight.

[taslucas]

You guys are going to have to get on it without me tonight.I'm off to my bro's...Hmmm I could hijack he's computer...........stuck lookout you'll be getting done for spamming tonight.

*crickets chirp*

[growler2058]

*crickets chirp*

What!!....

[taslucas]

Im refreshing myself with a fresh boags at the bar while waiting on a pizza.

Mmmmm boags is good.

How did yours go Winnie?

[Maxhead]

Haaaaahhhhhh! Rum!

[taslucas]

Haaaaahhhhhh! Rum!

Swill........

[taslucas]

You guys are going to have to get on it without me tonight.I'm off to my bro's...Hmmm I could hijack he's computer...........stuck lookout you'll be getting done for spamming tonight.


*crickets chirp*


What!!....

Get it yet?

[TPC]

Get it yet?

Were not all that slow in SA Lucas.

[Winnie]

I am working in the morning so no drinkies for me tonight...... but I'll make up for it tomorrow.

[TPC]

I am working in the morning so no drinkies for me tonight...... but I'll make up for it tomorrow.

Big girls blouse!

[taslucas]

Were not all that slow in SA Lucas.

No definitely not......





Just growlers

[taslucas]

Woooooo!
Found it!

Now what do I do?

[NissanGQ4.2]

drink till you can drink nore more, than have another :)

[AB]

Hk photos...amazing ace, too much to say but the city "works".

Public transport, cleanliness, organisation shits all over Australia 10 fold!!!

36463Building undersea highways! Completion in 2 years...wow!! Would take 5 in oz

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[taslucas]

That is a perpetual motion statement

[AB]

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[AB]

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[AB]

Down town heart of hk. Authentic food and lifestyle...

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[AB]

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[growler2058]

Gotta love the Buddha shots :)

But wheres the bloody NP shirt shots maaaan

[AB]

Gotta love the Buddha shots :)

But wheres the bloody NP shirt shots maaaan

Made of copper..amazing!!!

Reverse swat Stika on the chest of that giant buddha. May need a history buff to advise the rest of why the nazi used the symbol as reverse. Very interesting.

[growler2058]

The swastika () (Sanskrit: ) is an equilateral cross with four arms bent at 90 degrees. The earliest archaeological evidence of swastika-shaped ornaments dates back to the Indus Valley Civilization as well as the Mediterranean Classical Antiquity and paleolithic Europe. Swastikas have also been used in various other ancient civilizations around the world including Turkic, India, Iran, Nepal, China, Japan, Korea and Europe. It remains widely used in Indian religions, specifically in Hinduism, Buddhism, and Jainism, primarily as a tantric symbol to evoke shakti or the sacred symbol of auspiciousness. The word "swastika" comes from the Sanskrit svastika - "su" (meaning "good" or "auspicious") combined with "asti" (meaning "it is"), along with the diminutive suffix "ka." The swastika literally means "it is good." The name "sauwastika" is sometimes given to the left-facing arms symbol, which is a mirror image of swastika ().[1]

The symbol has a long history in Europe reaching back to antiquity. In modern times, following a brief surge of popularity as a good luck symbol in Western culture, a swastika was adopted as a symbol of the Nazi Party of Germany in 1920, who used the swastika as a symbol of the Aryan race. After Adolf Hitler came to power in 1933, a right-facing 45° rotated swastika was incorporated into the flag of the Nazi Party, which was made the state flag of Germany during the Nazi era. Hence, the swastika has become strongly associated with Nazism and related concepts such as antisemitism, hatred, violence, death, and murder in many western countries, and is now largely stigmatized there due to the changed connotations of the symbol.[2] Notably, it has been outlawed in Germany and other countries if used as a symbol of Nazism in certain instances. Many modern white nationalist and Neo-Nazi groups such as the Russian National Unity use stylized swastikas or similar symbols.

[AB]

I like peanuts!!!

[taslucas]

I like peanuts!!!

Try your app:-)

[AB]

Try your app:-)

Yeah sorry bud tried that last night in hotel...spot on!!

[Clunk]

Becks?????.......... Hmmmmmmmm don't mind doing if i do, ta very muchly

[AB]

Becks?????.......... Hmmmmmmmm don't mind doing if i do, ta very muchly
Tsingtao and shuangxi...awesome!!!
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[TPC]

I think we might need mods to monitor AB's posts carefully, they are pushing the boundaries a bit!

[Clunk]

I think we might need mods to monitor AB's posts carefully, they are pushing the boundaries a bit!

Yeah I wondered if that was a photo of himself having a piss!!!!!!????? Hope you wiped the rim afterwards AB!!!! ;)

[TPC]

Yeah I wondered if that was a photo of himself having a piss!!!!!!????? Hope you wiped the rim afterwards AB!!!! ;)
He must have a little one, I have to use two hands so could not hold the camera.

[Avo]

where's the lid?

[growler2058]

I like peanuts!!!

I don't......

[AB]

Evening gents, hope all is well over there!!!

Humid and tired living off 4 hours sleep each night!

[NissanGQ4.2]

Evening gents, hope all is well over there!!!

Humid and tired living off 4 hours sleep each night!


Who are you?

[growler2058]

evening gents, hope all is well over there!!!

Humid and tired living off 4 hours sleep each night!

good job!!!!!!

[Clunk]

All curried up now for some Grolsch :D

[AB]

All curried up now for some Grolsch :D

I found a supermarket and finally found a bottle of jd.

Everyone is eating pizza in their rooms having a quiet one so I am literally sitting in the lobby doing rounds to the room to fill up...lol

Lonely AB on Saturday night!

Here is my view for the evening...lol

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[AB]

Finally had authentic Chinese today. Visited our supplier and ate with the workers in their kitchen. Great food. Lots of greens!!!

[AB]

I can't check any of my work...google and Facebook is blocked in China.

Trying to isolate the country from the western world.

Can't send mms through phones but the forum seems to be ok.

[Drewboyaus]

I can't check any of my work...google and Facebook is blocked in China.

Trying to isolate the country from the western world.

Can't send mms through phones but the forum seems to be ok.

If only they knew it was such a cesspit of subversion......

[AB]

If only they knew it was such a cesspit of subversion......

Apparently there is a china Facebook version which is very popular but the government is about to ban.

[Clunk]

Apparently there is a china Facebook version which is very popular but the government is about to ban.

And so they should, it sucks big hairy ry balls

[growler2058]

Finally had authentic Chinese today. Visited our supplier and ate with the workers in their kitchen. Great food. Lots of greens!!!

Yeah but it's not meant to be green!!!!

[Drewboyaus]

Finally had authentic Chinese today. Visited our supplier and ate with the workers in their kitchen. Great food. Lots of greens!!!

It does pay not to ask what some of the things you are eating in China are.....just accept they are delicious.
Sometimes you just can't help but find out though when they leave the head on!
LOL

[AB]

Skype is great to do video chats with the family too!

[taslucas]

Where's my video chat? I thought you cared

[AB]

Where's my video chat? I thought you cared

I'd rather save the bandwidth...lol

[taslucas]

I'd rather save the bandwidth...lol

We're just numbers to you!

[growler2058]

We're just numbers to you!

Get back in your box member 4645!!!!

[AB]

My new car!!!

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[AB]

The Great Wall of nanjing...mammoth structure!!!

20m thick and high.

Built in 1300

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[AB]

The place of confuses...great history to read!!

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[AB]

Went to the 300,000 museum. Very sad reading the massacre of their people.

300,000 people killed in 9 weeks from japs in ww2. 1.2 mill total... Horrible stories and photos!

Couldn't take photos inside museum but horrible graphic images.

Read the plaques below

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[taslucas]

Wo, pretty heavy stuff there!

[growler2058]

The place of confuses...great history to read!!

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What!!!!! NO NP vest ohhhhhh the shame

[lucus30]

Waiting on taslucas to show as promised....

[Clunk]

Waiting on taslucas to show as promised....

It's way past his bedtime mate, it is a school night you know ;)

[taslucas]

Waiting on taslucas to show as promised....

Ahaaa! I thought you'd never show. Yeah 7 hours ago was 11:20 pm here so I was tucked up like a possum.
Good to see you came mate. Maybe next time!

[lucus30]

:-( No worries next time!!!!

[NissanGQ4.2]

I think the Boss should of started his own thread for his trip

Oh hang on............ he is probably using MC and did start his own thread but its just posting it all in here *L*

[taslucas]

:-( No worries next time!!!!

Im here lucus!

[taslucas]

I think the Boss should of started his own thread for his trip

Oh hang on............ he is probably using MC and did start his own thread but its just posting it all in here *L*

Haha yeah.

I wanna see if he used his app

[lucus30]

Me too though not drunk to ramble tonight

[Clunk]

Don't need to drink to ramble

[TPC]

What's this, the drunk thread is open on a Thursday night!

[93patrol]

Yep I am fully hammered but still able to operate heavy machinery and communicate due dgsvhjjfxduzd gc

[Clunk]

What's this, the drunk thread is open on a Thursday night!

Yeah I know, drinking on a school night hey...... Such shameful behaviour

[TPC]

Have just spent the evening at the Shamrock at Balranald, thought with a name like that I could get a Guinness but only Vic and NSW beer.
Found one good beer though, Tooeys Old, drank those until they called last drinks, they call last drinks too early in NSW though.

[Clunk]

Have just spent the evening at the Shamrock at Balranald, thought with a name like that I could get a Guinness but only Vic and NSW beer.
Found one good beer though, Tooeys Old, drank those until they called last drinks, they call last drinks too early in NSW though.

Here as well mate and they wonder why binge drinking is an issue........... I for one don't have an issue with it lol

[93patrol]

Bingeing is cheaper than regular drinking

[TPC]

I only drink 3 or 4 or 5 or 6 or 7 times a week, and there may be binging involved.

[Clunk]

Bingeing is cheaper than regular drinking

Exactly, down 4 pints in 20 minutes at the start of an evening, works wonders

[NP99]

Have just spent the evening at the Shamrock at Balranald, thought with a name like that I could get a Guinness but only Vic and NSW beer.
Found one good beer though, Tooeys Old, drank those until they called last drinks, they call last drinks too early in NSW though.

It's a good drop, old. I think Carlton make a version of it too.

[taslucas]

Yo Winnie, here ya go mate

[AB]

Yo Winnie, here ya go mate

Too drunk to find the thread?

[BigRAWesty]

Already... Lol
I'm dessy tonight.

[Winnie]

Too drunk to find the thread?

You blow it maaaaayt

[93patrol]

Already had half a bottle of vodka I think I'm in for a good night of sitting on the couch watching movies

[Winnie]

I'm at the pub with a tab I'm not paying... Having a crack

[93patrol]

Well then drink something better than vb if your not paying for it then

[04OFF]

Well then drink something better than vb if your not paying for it then

So thats "anything" then ? (lol)

[93patrol]

Pretty much even running bird (emu export) if your hard pressed to make your pallet happy

[AB]

I drunk home brew coopers tonight, very impressive...almost as good as xxxx...bahaha

[Winnie]

No VB on tap tonight, drank draught. Managed to till up 290 dollars between 5 of us and we are supposed to be meeting for the boat at 4am tomorrow. Will have a real crack tmorry

[93patrol]

Jeez mate that's soft. You should be able to top 500 between 5 easy

[04OFF]

No VB on tap tonight, drank draught. Managed to till up 290 dollars between 5 of us and we are supposed to be meeting for the boat at 4am tomorrow. Will have a real crack tmorry

The only thing i can think of , is you must mean the love boat ? (lol)

[Winnie]

Watch out for tmorry, limit is 400 bucks I'll make it go over i800

[93patrol]

That means only $110 for tomorrow which is 4 cartons between 5 starting a 4 am that will last you until 10 am at the latest.

[Clunk]

No VB on tap tonight, drank draught. Managed to till up 290 dollars between 5 of us and we are supposed to be meeting for the boat at 4am tomorrow. Will have a real crack tmorry

Piss poor effort

[AB]

Piss poor effort

Yeah that's pretty poor Winnie. I'd tap that in a night on my own...lol

[AB]

Winnie stop talking to us plebs and pick up some bar love mate!!!

[NissanGQ4.2]

I'm playing Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell on the Xbox and knocking back some beers :)

What an afternoon, daughter fell of the monkey bars at school 2day around 1pm and she went to the sickbay, they ice packed it and rang my partner, my daughter said she was ok and asked the teacher could she go back 2 glass, partner picked her up around 2pm, took one look and made her move her wrist, booked her in to see doc and couldn't get an appointed 2 4.15pm, doc took one look and said get xrays, yep sure enough fractured both bones on her arm down near the wrist ( Greenstick Fracture ). She a tough little girl....except when she gets a graze and the world is going 2 end if she doesn't get a band aid *L*

[04OFF]

I'm playing Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell on the Xbox and knocking back some beers :)

What an afternoon, daughter fell of the monkey bars at school 2day around 1pm and she went to the sickbay, they ice packed it and rang my partner, my daughter said she was ok and asked the teacher could she go back 2 glass, partner picked her up around 2pm, took one look and made her move her wrist, booked her in to see doc and couldn't get an appointed 2 4.15pm, doc took one look and said get xrays, yep sure enough fractured both bones on her arm down near the wrist ( Greenstick Fracture ). She a tough little girl....except when she gets a graze and the world is going 2 end if she doesn't get a band aid *L*

Damb, how old is she mate ?, think id be screaming like stuck pig with a double fracture !

[AB]

Right...I'm a Facebook newby...lol

What does it mean when there is a post from someone and their post is simply someone elses name which is a hyperlink to their profile.

Why do they post that?

[Clunk]

Right...I'm a Facebook newby...lol

What does it mean when there is a post from someone and their post is simply someone elses name which is a hyperlink to their profile.

Why do they post that?

To get you to click on it

[93patrol]

It just to get their attention to the page they are looking at

[AB]

It just to get their attention to the page they are looking at

Right....Cheers....Better eat some dinner at 11pm....As you do Friday night...lol

Time for AB's special toasted crap!!!!

[Winnie]

I just lost my phone for about 3 hours and I had to run down the street, use a public phone to ring it, Run back to my room to hear where it's ringing for. Tries that about 4 times before I found it. Lost 6kg and feel healthy but yeah lol

[AB]

I just lost my phone for about 3 hours and I had to run down the street, use a public phone to ring it, Run back to my room to hear where it's ringing for. Tries that about 4 times before I found it. Lost 6kg and feel healthy but yeah lol

Sounds like you'll be good to go at 4am mate!!!

[04OFF]

I just lost my phone for about 3 hours and I had to run down the street, use a public phone to ring it, Run back to my room to hear where it's ringing for. Tries that about 4 times before I found it. Lost 6kg and feel healthy but yeah lol

Why didnt you just ring a friend, and tell them to keep ringing your mobile till you answer ?

[04OFF]

Sounds like you'll be good to go at 4am mate!!!

What the hell did you get from that conversation ?

[Winnie]

The hotel just got new phone apparently which don't work... I asked them if they could ring it but they just laughed and watched me run up and down the stairs trying to find the faerrrrkin thing!

[Clunk]

I just lost my phone for about 3 hours and I had to run down the street, use a public phone to ring it, Run back to my room to hear where it's ringing for. Tries that about 4 times before I found it. Lost 6kg and feel healthy but yeah lol

So how does that work numnuts?

[Winnie]

Winnie stop talking to us plebs and pick up some bar love mate!!!

Did that before but apparently this whole town closes down at 10pm of a Friday. Bar ladies are all hot and keen and at 10pm everything disappears and you are left with nothing but a key to you're hotel room. Strange place but so weird ya know

[04OFF]

The hotel just got new phone apparently which don't work... I asked them if they could ring it but they just laughed and watched me run up and down the stairs trying to find the faerrrrkin thing!

Ya gotta stop staying at the blue oyster bar dude ! :wink:

hahahah !

[Winnie]

Plus apparently we get fined 150 bucks if we cook in these rooms... What's a bloke supposed to do when he's lonely, hungry, thirsty at this time of night. I thought I would go pick up maccas but even that's closed

[Clunk]

Plus apparently we get fined 150 bucks if we cook in these rooms... What's a bloke supposed to do when he's lonely, hungry, thirsty at this time of night. I thought I would go pick up maccas but even that's closed

Just fiddle with John Thomas, that'll keep you off the streets for 30 seconds

[Winnie]

I not like that

[Clunk]

I not like that

What you on about Willis, I know of no man or boy over the age of puberty who doesn't like fiddle with good ol Johnny Thomas

[Winnie]

You crazy pommy loon

[NissanGQ4.2]

Damb, how old is she mate ?, think id be screaming like stuck pig with a double fracture !

Lorelei my daughter is 7, and I'd probably scream like a girl if it happened 2 me. I said to Erin my partner before we left, if it was fractured she would've been screaming.............I was wrong! I post up a photo 2morrow, I need sleep before I have another beer :)

[Clunk]

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean.

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock, But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

[04OFF]

You missed a few mate......


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBcq4jXdORk

[taslucas]

Plus apparently we get fined 150 bucks if we cook in these rooms... What's a bloke supposed to do when he's lonely, hungry, thirsty at this time of night. I thought I would go pick up maccas but even that's closed

12 volt oven with a pack of garlic balls.......

[taslucas]

I just got home..
A good night had by all.
Very drunkish atm wooooo!

[Winnie]

I made it.

[NissanGQ4.2]

Lorelei my daughter is 7, and I'd probably scream like a girl if it happened 2 me. I said to Erin my partner before we left, if it was fractured she would've been screaming.............I was wrong! I post up a photo 2morrow, I need sleep before I have another beer :)

There u go boyz, harder to see the fracture in the pic I took on the phone of the x ray, gotta love doctors that let you play around in there surgery to take pics :)

[taslucas]

My head hurts.
45 minutes till gutlux time.

How you going Winnie?

[Clunk]

Probably still trying to ring his mobile from a public phone, then going back to his room to hear it ringing.

[taslucas]

Probably still trying to ring his mobile from a public phone, then going back to his room to hear it ringing.

Spoken like someone who's been there before

[Winnie]

My head hurts.
45 minutes till gutlux time.

How you going Winnie?

Ah felt a bit crappy in the morning but got on the beers at 5.30 and felt sweet.

[NissanGQ4.2]

I cracked open my first beer an hour ago, but I didn't stay up till all hrs of the morning drinking like u piss heads

[Winnie]

I was in bed before midnight!

[growler2058]

Ive just cracked me first fat yak for the day

[Clunk]

Spoken like someone who's been there before

only going by poohs drunken ramblings of last night

[Winnie]

Bahahaha just read through last night's posts. Faaark

[Winnie]

I must have still be pretty blind this morning. Had a shower in the room and when I got out I thought shiiiit there's no towel what a shithole. So I used the bath mat to dry myself. Just now I realised that I had thrown the towel off the bed when I was looking for my phone hahaha

[Winnie]

Looks what I just found in the room

[NissanGQ4.2]

I must have still be pretty blind this morning. Had a shower in the room and when I got out I thought shiiiit there's no towel what a shithole. So I used the bath mat to dry myself. Just now I realised that I had thrown the towel off the bed when I was looking for my phone hahaha

hahahahah thats so funny, home u complained 2 reception before realising *L*

[Clunk]

Looks what I just found in the room

blind in the true sense of the word!!!! lmfao

[growler2058]

Winnie you're a F@*%TARD!!

[AB]

Let the Saturday feast begin!!!!

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[AB]

It's smoking time!!!!

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[AB]

Hickey

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[growler2058]

Who Fancy pants that looks soopa fancy yummo

[Maxhead]

It's smoking time!!!!

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I'm on my way...lol You bringing this to the meetup bud??

[AB]

I'm on my way...lol You bringing this to the meetup bud??

I could strap it to the roof rack of the camper if we were keen?

[growler2058]

Hey c0ckhead couldn't find that bloody chilli beer! Ended up getting some german cans (500ml) for $12 per six pack

[Winnie]

I could strap it to the roof rack of the camper if we were keen?

Hell yeah!

[Maxhead]

I could strap it to the roof rack of the camper if we were keen?

You're on ...lol Mate try it out and see how it goes... Maybe next meetup closer to you could be an idea???

[taslucas]

I could strap it to the roof rack of the camper if we were keen?

Watch those.sneaky leaky.river crossings

[taslucas]

Just got back. Ahhh nice canny day

[Winnie]

The old blokes I'm at the pub with just went back to the rooms so I'm stating to party

[taslucas]

Bit wet out today

[Winnie]

Ahhhhhhhhh this place is going offffff

[Clunk]

Doesn't it all close up at 10pm?

[Winnie]

Only on fridy

[Clunk]

No pics, it didn't happen!!!!!

[taslucas]

Mmmmm beer is good at pub... Pizza will be good too......life is also good.

Good

[taslucas]

So................... Are you all too prudish to be here on a Tuesday or is it me with a problem? Haha

[Winnie]

I've had 1 beer if that counts?

[taslucas]

I've had 1 beer if that counts?

Yep, for sure it counts!

[Maxhead]

So................... Are you all too prudish to be here on a Tuesday or is it me with a problem? Haha

You have a problem matey...just like me...Bwahahahah

[AB]

Tuesdays the best night. Breaks up the week.

Same as Monday and Wednesday and thursday and dont forget Friday that's the best... Oh oh Saturday is good too and my favourite Sunday and yep Monday helps oh and Tuesday to break up the week and Wednesday and dont forget Friday that's the best... Oh oh Saturday is good too and my favourite Sunday and yep Monday helps oh and Tuesday to break up the week.

[BigRAWesty]

Tuesday night marks mid week for me.. Yay..

[TPC]

Just about to crack the second beer and cook the bbq.
Don't drink Mondays, Wednesdays and Thursdays so Tuesdays are very important for an alcoholic like me.

[taslucas]

Home and smashed my pizza now. Yum.

Check this pic.....
A bit of a crap photo but anyway....
A work mate plays in a band and they are playing Friday night /it's very rare for them to play in my town). I drove past this evening when the girl was writing it up on the board.
The band name is: "the Richie benno allstars".
As soon as it gets dark im going down to change it lol. Im thinking "the Richie benno all arse" or "the Richie benno porn stars". Hahaha it's gonna be effing funny.

[AB]

"the Richie Benno and ass bandit band"

[Maxhead]

Home and smashed my pizza now. Yum.

Check this pic.....
A bit of a crap photo but anyway....
A work mate plays in a band and they are playing Friday night /it's very rare for them to play in my town). I drove past this evening when the girl was writing it up on the board.
The band name is: "the Richie benno allstars".
As soon as it gets dark im going down to change it lol. Im thinking "the Richie benno all arse" or "the Richie benno porn stars". Hahaha it's gonna be effing funny.

Is that you in the pic???

[taslucas]

Is that you in the pic???

Are you turned on?

[Maxhead]

Are you turned on?

After seeing that ...YES!

[taslucas]

"the Richie Benno and ass bandit band"

That's too much work! I've knocked off already today

[Clunk]

Home and smashed my pizza now.

Surely it would have been better to eat it!!!!!?????

[taslucas]

Surely it would have been better to eat it!!!!!?????

I know! What a waste!

[Avo]

And back to the top.......HELLO hello

[BigRAWesty]

Nothing but class Neil. Lol

How the weather over west??

[Avo]

Nuttin mate,few possums blowin by....nuttin else much......

[Clunk]

Evening ladies.......

Westy, the weather is bloody great as always, was just a mild 34 today. Shame I was stuck behind a desk all day :(

[Avo]

and I'm getting looked at like...GET THE FARK TO BED IT'S ONLY WEDSNAY NIGFHT....should I stay or should I go?

[Clunk]

You do what you want to do mate......... Suffer the consequences later Hahahaha

[taslucas]

Me head hurt :-(

[Avo]

that'll teach ya,actually probably not hey...got a few more hours to do then i'll be hurting to..same place same channel,see ya then....

[taslucas]

Half hour left at work and im getting thirsty again........

[TPC]

Half hour left at work and im getting thirsty again........
Head is better now is it?

[Clunk]

Well the little one is out surgery and is asleep again, bless her........... Reckon I should have a couple of small ones tonight.

[growler2058]

Well the little one is out surgery and is asleep again, bless her........... Reckon I should have a couple of small ones tonight.


Excellent news clunky! Id be getting on it too man.
Actually I will be, got a fancy function at Adelaide Oval tonight. We just handed over the Southern stand and will be getting unted in the City View Dining restaurant tonight!! WOO HOO. And yes they WILL be playing ASHES cricket here next week! So all the knockers out there (yes you know who you are) can GO GET FCUKD

[growler2058]

Oh yeah I got home early and have had a couple of home made vinos bwahahahahahha

[MudRunnerTD]

well down in Barwon Heads putting the final touches on the Day Spa. The Resort has 160 guests for a Wedding tomorrow so Tomnorrow is the big kick off day. Long night ahead. Looking amazing though.

[Maxhead]

well down in Barwon Heads putting the final touches on the Day Spa. The Resort has 160 guests for a Wedding tomorrow so Tomnorrow is the big kick off day. Long night ahead. Looking amazing though.

You must be drunk to post this in the pissup thread...hahahahhaha

Hope all goes well mate as I'm sure it will...Goog luck mate

[TPC]

I love Fridays, 3 beers down and now enjoying a Glenmorangie.
About to cook a couple of steaks and open a bottle of red or 2.

[Avo]

You must be drunk to post this in the pissup thread...hahahahhaha

Hope all goes well mate as I'm sure it will...Goog luck mate

Yep or you'll get quacked at......me not pissed but give it time and i'll be there......

Hey clunk,well done onn the hospital trip mate hope your daughters OP went well and was a sucsess good buddy..

[taslucas]

Wooooo! Lets go!

[Winnie]

Ohhhhhhhhh mamma. My boss got fired today yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaahhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaa

[Maxhead]

Yep or you'll get quacked at......me not pissed but give it time and i'll be there......




Far out you WA guys have some catching up to do ...LOL i am well and truly pickled once again....Bwahahahaha

[TPC]

Ohhhhhhhhh mamma. My boss got fired today yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaahhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaa
I take it you feel sorry for him, maybe you could invite him around for a drink and try and consul him.

[Winnie]

Bahhhaaaaaahaha man you funny

[Avo]

it's alright we pass out quite easily too,possum piss down here mate

[Avo]

Misses has gone out with the deliquents so it's just me and rusty to cook up some thing
and just drinkl and drink drink some more then finish off with drinking,

[TPC]

Misses has gone out with the deliquents so it's just me and rusty to cook up some thing
and just drinkl and drink drink some more then finish off with drinking,

Do you have the moonshine going?

[Avo]

Maybe..........y........I remember you,you thought I killed clunk...lol

[Clunk]

Yep or you'll get quacked at......me not pissed but give it time and i'll be there......

Hey clunk,well done onn the hospital trip mate hope your daughters OP went well and was a sucsess good buddy..

Cheers big man, just got home myself to look after the other 2. Wee one has to stay in overnight so Jonelle is staying with her and I'll be going back in the morning........ Poor thing wanted to come home with me.

[Rustyboner81]

Home bewed burbon, liguers and spirits yo37444

[TPC]

Cheers big man, just got home myself to look after the other 2. Wee one has to stay in overnight so Jonelle is staying with her and I'll be going back in the morning........ Poor thing wanted to come home with me.
Always sucks to see your kids hurting, I always wanted to change places with them.

[Avo]

I'm here fopr you man,if ya can't get that drink for yourself.i will get one for me for you dude

[Maxhead]

Home bewed burbon, liguers and spirits yo37444




HMMMMMMMMMMMM...I waant some...lol

[Clunk]

HMMMMMMMMMMMM...I waant some...lol

Yeah me too, I re kon my kidneys have recovered enough from the last time lol

[Maxhead]

Yeah me too, I re kon my kidneys have recovered enough from the last time lol

Far out iI'm in the same shoes. Kidneys an d liver are f@cked

[Avo]

It's special,i only give it to special people....lmAo

[Clunk]

He only gives it to people he's trying to kill!!!!!! Lol

[AB]

Far out iI'm in the same shoes. Kidneys an d liver are f@cked

Sounds like pansy talk to me...lol

Time to send you blokes to the crookedest retirement village, the ones you see on a current affair!

Kero baths all round!!

[Clunk]

Sounds like pansy talk to me...lol
!

So says the 4X king!!!!!!!!!! Hahahaha

[MEGOMONSTER]

So how's shouting me another drunk.

[Avo]

Fark a kerosene bath,,,,i'm takin me straw...........Farkem..

[TPC]

So how's shouting me another drunk.
so whats your drink?
I have coopers ale, single malt scotch, red and port, will have to drink it for you though.

[AB]

so whats your drink?
I have coopers ale, single malt scotch, red and port, will have to drink it for you though.

He's a jd man

I like jd!!!

[TPC]

Jd is cats piss

[AB]

Tomorrow is the day gents...

I'm installing a cheap ass above ground pool.

I promised myself I would take it easy tonight but its Friday...lol

[AB]

Jd is cats piss

Cats piss is considered a highly regarded unique source of protein... Lmao

[TPC]

Have a grown up drink, nothing beats a good single malt scotch.

[Clunk]

Stelllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaa

[AB]

I am a huge fan of glen actually...in fact if its got alcohol ill try my best to appreciate the taste...lol

[Winnie]

Every second whiskey begins with Glen

[TPC]

Glenfarklas, Glenlivett, Glenmorangie, Glenfiddich, Gleniwanttogetdrunktonight.

[AB]

Glenfarklas, Glenlivett, Glenmorangie, Glenfiddich, Gleniwanttogetdrunktonight.

Glenfiddich you bunch of muppets!!!

[Winnie]

I've gota bottle of glen moray i been saving it for my 21st

[TPC]

I've gota bottle of glen moray i been saving it for my 21st

I have a bottle of Grange that I am saving for my 21st






anniversary of my 29 birthday.

[Avo]

P!sSed up crICKetas

[AB]

I've gota bottle of glen moray i been saving it for my 21st

Are we invited to your 21st?

When is it?

[Winnie]

sure its at otooles camp groun on the 20th dec

[TPC]

I've gota bottle of glen moray i been saving it for my 21st


Are we invited to your 21st?

When is it?

We can make it a forum meet and initiate you into manhood.

[Clunk]

Glenivejustfartedandsplatteredmejocks

[Winnie]

Glenivejustfartedandsplatteredmejocks

you can't come if you be like that

[TPC]

Glenivejustfartedandsplatteredmejocks
what I would expect from a purple hippo

[Avo]

welfuckemallllzzzzzzcauzthey faRKEN SHUIT,LOCVVVVEEEEEEMMMMPYUUURRRRRPLEEEEE.......... ..............HIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCC,......KKKKK

[Avo]

Moonshine on the window makes me happy like i should be..bang da da ba bang

[Rustyboner81]

quack quack, go away
why do you have to page 6????

[Avo]

Strike 1................................................. ..................

[growler2058]

I'm still pissed
Hangovers gunna be reeeeeel shit

[Avo]

Dunno about p!ssed but me head hurts,

[taslucas]

Well geez I missed a bit here last night. Was too busy chewing Georges ear off via text haha

Off to the work dinner now. A resort near cape grim so ill be eating some good cape grim steak and fresh boags yum.

Sucked in you guys in Australia with your mediocre beer and meat

[Avo]

Kids are getting looked after tonight,might take the misses to the local and get some wagu,does that come close...never had it before...and yes no doubt i'll end up back here unless she wants to go and get all dirty and go 4wding.

[Maxhead]

Well geez I missed a bit here last night. Was too busy chewing Georges ear off via text haha

Off to the work dinner now. A resort near cape grim so ill be eating some good cape grim steak and fresh boags yum.

Sucked in you guys in Australia with your mediocre beer and meat

I gotta find some of this cape grim muscle over here to try!!! and don't worry Lucas we get that overseas beer on mainland as well ...lol

[TPC]

At the wine and food festival T Christies beach, best wine in Australia doesn't get any better than this

[kind]

Drinking ny losses away while watching kung fu panda haha