Pffft... just take a dump near the Drivers Door of the nearest Prado.
Try and hit a spot 18 inches out and 12 inches back from the door handle.
This is where the driver will usuall stand to open the door.
Sprinkle a light dusting of sand/soil or scatter a very thin layer of leaf litter over the turd.
Do NOT leave any tell tale bits of dunny paper in the are or that will tip them off.
If there are no Prados' then a Great Wall or Kia are a reasonable substitute
Be aware that if they are more than 12 months old the Drivers Door may have DX disease so you may need to 'land mine' the other doors for best effect
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