ANZMI false and misleading Assertions

[the evil twin]

I also measure mine in hours, but its to do with how long it takes to unblock the sewerage pipes, not how long the smell lingers, although that is a rather tasty byproduct.........

My record so far has been 18.5 hours, the watercorp and neighbours werent too happy that day...... I now eat plenty of curries and spicy food to keep my stools sloppy and try to stay off the eggs and bananas

Ahhh... You must be a member of ANUS (Australian National Union of Shitters) if your using the compaction standard of measurement versus odiferous.

I moved from ANUS after a rather sordid disagreement with an official about the use of artificial binding agents versus natural fibre doping when they disallowed my claim for 16 hours and 59 minutes.
Good to see you have subsequently beaten that mark anyway and by a significant margin too so my heartiest congratulations and keep the poo dropping as they say