Quote Originally Posted by the evil twin View Post
I measure mine in Hours.

IE after I punch one out... How many hours it takes before anyone else can enter the Dunny without onset of immediate and continuous projectile vomiting.

My record is a 4 hour turd but I admit I used a performance enhancing diet of caramalised onion, anchovie, licorice and vindaloo now banned by WADA and also blocked off the Air Con to the ablution area, a practise now outlawed by FARTS (Federated Australian Rectal Turdological Society).
I also measure mine in hours, but its to do with how long it takes to unblock the sewerage pipes, not how long the smell lingers, although that is a rather tasty byproduct.........

My record so far has been 18.5 hours, the watercorp and neighbours werent too happy that day...... I now eat plenty of curries and spicy food to keep my stools sloppy and try to stay off the eggs and bananas