Even better 'could eat an apple thru a tennis racketOriginally Posted by growler2058
Even better 'could eat an apple thru a tennis racket
growler2058 (31st May 2021)
Pre-lockdown shopping choices
#Pay double price for dunny paper
#Pay under half price clearance freeze immediately dodgey midnight snack burgers
Tastes alright to me half cut, can always wipe my arse with them cheaper buns too I guess, defrosted firstly of course
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An article from the very serious publication The Betoota Advocate
Nation Tunes Into Merlino Press Conference To Learn Which New Way Victoria Has Shit The Bed This Time
When Acting Victorian Premier James Merlino speaks, the nation listens.
As the defacto leader of the city-state of Melbourne, it is his responsibility to inform the rest of the country how and when Victoria has shit the bed.
Recently, it’s been several times a day.
Speaking to the media this morning in Melbourne, Merlino had the grim duty to explain the repeated failings of the Federal and his own state government.
“Well, turns out a few of those spicy coughs we thought we had were just like the run of the mill colds or something,” he said.
“Which is a bedshit and on behalf of Victoria, I’d like to apologise to everyone, especially Queensland, for dropping the ball again. But as the leader of the bedshit capital of Australia, it is my unique responsibility and mine only to take charge of said bedshits and make sure they keep happening without any real explanation,”
“My government will continue to work closely with local health authorities to find new and creative ways to shit the bed. I know the rest of the country is counting on us but as Victorians, we can’t promise anything.”
More to come.
Cremulator (10th June 2021), growler2058 (9th June 2021), MB (8th June 2021), mudnut (8th June 2021), Touses (9th June 2021), TPC (10th June 2021)
WooHoo! I'm booked in for Pfizer, so even if you snot gargling vics sneeze on me in August, I'll be fine bwahahaha
IF YA DONT GET STUCK YA AINT TRYIN HARD ENOUGH........OR YA TOOK THE CHICKEN TRACK
WARNING: TOWBALLS USED WITH SNATCHSTRAPS DO KILL!!
Cremulator (10th June 2021), MB (9th June 2021), pearcey (9th June 2021), Touses (9th June 2021), TPC (10th June 2021)
Im sure you’ll be fine softcock
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WARNING: Towballs used for recoveries can, and do kill people and damage property.
Cremulator (10th June 2021), Hodge (9th June 2021), mudnut (9th June 2021), pearcey (9th June 2021), TPC (10th June 2021)
I get better ones than thatIm sure you’ll be fine softcock
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IF YA DONT GET STUCK YA AINT TRYIN HARD ENOUGH........OR YA TOOK THE CHICKEN TRACK
WARNING: TOWBALLS USED WITH SNATCHSTRAPS DO KILL!!
What's better, I'll need to got my doctor up for them, not happy with my current dosing
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Crush em up and line em up on a hookers b#### you'll get hard real quickWhat's better, I'll need to got my doctor up for them, not happy with my current dosing
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IF YA DONT GET STUCK YA AINT TRYIN HARD ENOUGH........OR YA TOOK THE CHICKEN TRACK
WARNING: TOWBALLS USED WITH SNATCHSTRAPS DO KILL!!
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Anything hoovered off a hookers back has my attention, anything hoovered off anyone’s back actually , @Rusty nail - we’re overdue for a catch up mate
growler2058 (11th June 2021)
100% mate!
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Pics of Forum trips I've Been on:
Pizza at AB's - 2012 Knockwood - 2013 Krissos Place Australia Day - 2015 Pizza at AB's - March 2015 Pizza at AB's - May 2015 Dargo - 2015 Newnes - 2016
WARNING: Towballs used for recoveries can, and do kill people and damage property.
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