Hahhahaa @mudnut that’s a pisser . Years ago when I had my big tree trimmer machine I was working away & watching an old bloke ( 80 odd ) trying to light the big pile I’d heaped up - he was gingerly try to splash a bit of fuel in a plastic 20lt container towards the smouldering fire , I watched him do this 3-4 times so I came over - full of bravado & said ‘let me do that for ya’ , before he could say a word I’d grabbed the container & splashed a heap of it towards the fire & it hit the flame & exploded - launching me a couple of metres backwards arse over tit . When I regained composure & smelled the drum I said ‘fuck me mate that’s petrol ! ‘ he looked at me with a wry smile & said “ why do you think I was being so careful lad “ hahaha I’ll never forget that