Random joke and interesting pics

[firm351]

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.

"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.

"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.

"I'll have a beer -- a big one." said the third little piggy.

The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.

"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.

"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.

"I'll have another beer, a tall one," said the third little piggy.

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.

"I want a banana split," said the first piggy.

"I want a root beer float," said the second piggy.

"I'll go for another tall one," said the third little piggy.

"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy, "but why have you only ordered beer all evening?"

The third piggy says - "Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!"

Thats so bad its gone full circle and become awesome. Love it.

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[GQtdauto]

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Strange thing is they've obviously been using it .

[GeeYou8]

Probably comes on when you select reverse with front wipers on, a lot of modern cars do this, Nissan Patrols don't.

[the evil twin]

Probably comes on when you select reverse with front wipers on, a lot of modern cars do this, Nissan Patrols don't.

Yeah, your right, yet another useless manuf deciding how your vehicle systems should work without your input.
My 2013 Territory does that rear wiper thing...and it also waits 5 seconds after you use the washers then does another single sweep of the wipers... irritates the shit outa me.

[mudnut]

The fact that the wipers on the Q go as soon as you press the wash button, which causes scratches on the glass, sucks. Any other car I had let you press the button, just enough to soak the screen and loosen the dirt first.

[Clunk]

The fact that the wipers on the Q go as soon as you press the wash button, which causes scratches on the glass, sucks. Any other car I had let you press the button, just enough to soak the screen and loosen the dirt first.

I dont have that problem, washer doesnt work

[GQtdauto]

We call it a dry wipe to get the dust off .

[TPC]

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