Random joke and interesting pics

[Bush Ranger]

A bloke walked in to the doctors with bacon and eggs on his head. He says doc, it`s about my brother.

[Clunk]

I was on the last train home last night and the carriage was empty except for me and this sexy brunette sitting opposite.

I'd had a few drinks and was feeling a bit confident so I gave her a wink and a smile. She winked back and gave a little giggle.

Knowing that I was well in, I leant forwards and gently ran my finger up her leg. She gave me a look of shock, but didn't protest.

I caressed her thigh and gave it a gentle squeeze. She furrowed her brow but still no complaint.

With that my desire took over. I dived into the vacant seat next to her and grabbed one of her breasts and pulled it out. She squealed as I licked it all over and gave it a cheeky nibble.

Then I slowly sat back down in my seat and we exchanged stares. After a minute of silence she looked at me, with a little tear in her eye and said,

"You prick you've ruined my effin KFC."

[Bush Ranger]

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Reminds me of the joke of a flasher who exposed him self to three old ladies on a park bench. Two had a stroke and the other one couldn`t reached.

[Bush Ranger]

A white horse walks in to a pub and orders a drink. The bar maid says ` We have a drink named after you`. It says ` What, Eric?`.

[GQtdauto]

A white horse walks in to a pub and orders a drink. The bar maid says ` We have a drink named after you`. It says ` What, Eric?`.

Have you been going thru Clunks bin ?

[Bush Ranger]

Have you been going thru Clunks bin ?

Sure have, so you know where I bin.

[Clunk]

[Clunk]

bargain at half the price that is bachgen

[Bush Ranger]

What we all need after some bum fudge.

[Bush Ranger]

Little Susie goes out to the shed where her father is. `Dad` she says, `what`s sex`?
He thought she`s a bit young to be asking this, but thought he be honest and tell her.
He told her all about the birds and the bees story for about half an hour.
Her eyes grew wider every minute and dad asks her why she wants to know.
`Well` she says `mum told me to tell you that dinner will be ready in a couple of secs`.