Originally Posted by Touses
2011 GU8 ST 3.0 CRD, ARB Bullbar with IPF spotties, scrub bars and side steps, Snorkel, Dual Battery system, Waeco fridge, Turbo Timer, ARB Roof Rack with 5 IPF spotties across the front, Custom full Leather Bucket seats, DPchip, 3" Taipan exhaust, ARE Intercooler & scoop, Autron EGT/Boost and dual volt gauges, ARB front locker.
Clunk (16th September 2016)
You shoulda been in the movies! Bahahaha
I AM NOT STUBBORN.........I prefer the term, Singlemindedly independent !
Clunk (16th September 2016), MEGOMONSTER (16th September 2016)
I have a zest for buying vehicles that are lemons.
Clunk (27th September 2016)
Toward the end of the Sunday service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"
80% held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one man, Walter Barnes.
"Mr Barnes, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
"I don't have any," he replied gruffly.
"Mr Barnes, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
"Ninety-eight," he replied. The congregation stood up and clapped their hands.
"Oh, Mr Barnes, would you please come down in front and tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years
and not have an enemy in the world?"
The old bloke tottered down the aisle, stopped in front of the pulpit, turned around, faced the congregation, and said simply,
"I outlived all the c^%ts" - and he calmly returned to his seat.
Last edited by Woof; 27th September 2016 at 06:12 PM. Reason: Edited the c word
Clunk (28th September 2016), growler2058 (27th September 2016), mudnut (28th September 2016), TPC (27th September 2016)
HAHHAHahaha GOLD, bit like Chopper Read ay
IF YA DONT GET STUCK YA AINT TRYIN HARD ENOUGH........OR YA TOOK THE CHICKEN TRACK
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Bush Ranger (28th September 2016)
Yeah, made me laugh.
THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY WELSH GIRL!!
Three friends married women from different parts of the world..... the first man married a Greek girl. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. ...
The second man married a Thai girl. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from WALES. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal........
The first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything either but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
He still has some difficulty when he urinates..
Bush Ranger (28th September 2016), mudnut (28th September 2016), Plasnart (28th September 2016), Touses (28th September 2016), TPC (28th September 2016), Wine_maker (3rd October 2016), Woof (28th September 2016)
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jack (30th September 2016)
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Cheers
Jack
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