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A smartarse is someone that can sit on an ice cream and tell you what flavour it is......
I like it!! Reminds me of another ...
"The doctor told me I need an optrectumy. Apparently it's an operation that severs the chord that joins my eyes to my @rsehole, and gets rid of my sh!tty outlook on life".