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    Quote Originally Posted by Hodge View Post
    Saw this on faceache before. Patrol at Costco carpark, stuck (apparently) hard to tell by the photo. Going by the posters description, the bloke tried to shortcut it and got bogged... It's a Patrol ute.

    Ha-ha! What a dick head!

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    Caterpillar's day

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    Hey Andy why COUBs isn't works on forum? Just for fun.
    This one will be nice for our theme http://coub.com/view/a0xpv or https://coub.com/view/aho2
    And tis one great at all http://coub.com/view/6t5ph or this http://coub.com/view/8cnm8
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    Cool! I want the blue one but with the green ones Gun!!


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    Looks like supersonic

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    Jumper


    Back on January 9th, a group of HELLS ANGELS, South Carolina bikers were riding east on 378 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So they stopped.

    George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says,
    "Hey Baby . . . whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"

    She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"

    While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked . . . "Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe . . .
    why don't you give ol' George here your best last kiss?"

    So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that . . .
    and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.


    After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"





    "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."




























    It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.

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    People who look like things
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    Was a CRD

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    This could be the first navigation system for motor vehicles.
    From around the early 1930s.
    The Iter Avto, it used maps on paper rolls that would wind onto another roll.
    The scroll rate was controlled by a cable connected to the speedo.

    The negatives would be that there was no Points of Interests, Maybe you could draw them on.
    No speed camera locations, or re-routes if you miss the turn.

    Pretty good concept for its day.
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    I wonder how many parents bought one??
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    Quote Originally Posted by ova50 View Post
    I wonder how many parents bought one??
    seems perfectly reasonable to me...... I'd by one


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