It's my virginity...
... 1/2 a glass of flat Passion Pop!
(mainly because AB's virginity is about as far away as Ghandis' first shit)
Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.
rusty_nail (9th December 2015), Winnie (9th December 2015)
Took out a new insurance policy with Club 4x4 late last month, and I paid the extra $69 for windscreen cover. I just get a newsletter from them now saying if I sign up with them during December I get this cover free for the first 12 months. Bloody poofta's coulda' told me to hang out for a few days. Sigh..... Lol.
Having to work back a few hours, copping 6pm peak traffic and having to crawl home on the western ringroad..
Also having to pleasure of having to jumpstart my holden whilst my patrol is off the road lol