Quote Originally Posted by Bigrig View Post
Sometimes I reflect back on all the beer I have drunk, and I feel ashamed. Then I look into my glass and think of all the workers in the brewery, and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink beer, they may be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself "it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true, than to be selfish and worry about my liver".

Jack Handy
Stop trying to justify your actions with that quote. lol