Thanks mate, yeah I was lucky! Supposedly, no damage and I'm feeling great!
Plan now is to drive the car this way for a few weeks and see exactly what we have. Then next step is the rest of the tailpipe and hopefully (once I have finished paying bloomin' hospital bills) a decent chip
Still tossing up between DP, Steinbauer and Unichip
Seems to be a lot of salesmanship and snake oil advertising in the chip game