Thought for the day

**Punderhead** · 8th March 2015, 10:00 PM

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, but expecting different results.

**Punderhead** · 8th March 2015, 10:04 PM

It's hard to soar like an eagle, when you are surrounded by turkeys

**Punderhead** · 8th March 2015, 10:11 PM

Don't get mad at people who break things. They are the source of my income.

**P4trol** · 8th March 2015, 11:31 PM

And the demise of mine.

**Gecko17** · 9th March 2015, 01:57 PM

One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar.

Helen Keller

**Punderhead** · 9th March 2015, 03:21 PM

I God had intended man to drink beer, he would have given them stomachs.

**Punderhead** · 9th March 2015, 03:22 PM

Everybody has to believe in something.
Me????
I believe I'll have another drink!

**Punderhead** · 9th March 2015, 03:23 PM

Sometimes I reflect back on all the beer I have drunk, and I feel ashamed. Then I look into my glass and think of all the workers in the brewery, and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink beer, they may be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself "it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true, than to be selfish and worry about my liver".

**Punderhead** · 9th March 2015, 03:24 PM

I drink to make other people interesting!

(Yes I did just get sent a bunch of beer thoughts from a mate)

**Punderhead** · 9th March 2015, 03:24 PM

Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach him to fish, he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

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