(Me) g'day mate, just want to get the tyres rotated on the Patrol.
(BJ) yep sure, no worries, $66 with balance.
(Me) that's for the 5 wheels?
(BJ) no, we only usually do 4.
(Me) what and leave a new tyre on the back to perish?
(BJ) well when you need new tyres you only need to buy 3.
(Me) well I don't run that way.
(BJ) well we usually only do the 4, just rotate the front to back.
(Me) that's ridiculous, why would you do that on a 4wd?
(BJ) that's how Bob Jane want us to do it.
(Me) I'm outa here.