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    Three friends die in a car crash, and they find themselves at the pearly gates.
    They are all asked: 'When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning, what would you like to hear them say about you?'
    The first guy says: 'I would like to hear them say that I was the greatest doctor of my time, and a great family man.'
    The second guy says: 'I would like to hear that I was a school teacher who made a huge difference.'
    The last guy replies: 'I would like to hear them say... "LOOK .. HE'S MOVING!"'

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