What did you do to your Patrol today!

[Clunk]

And if at first it doesn't start check the terminals hey clunk

Hahah yeah that too......... I checked everything but those damn it

[93patrol]

Don't feel bad mate I had mine go at Maccas drive thru had to get a couple of workers to push me the whole way through before I could sort it out

[Clunk]

Well ya live and learn hey mate lmao

[Stropp]

Moral of the story........ if you're an incompetent fool like me, join the RAC.

What can I say lol

[Stropp]

Btw I'm in the rac too

[Bob]

Well yesterday actually.

Been having a bit of trouble with Electric Windows so pulled out all of the Switches and drowned them in MAF Cleaner.

Now all Windows work perfectly.

[Drew]

loaded the car with kids and missus, turned the key and cheered to a wonderful sound of sweet FA....... tried again.... nothing. Jiggled auto gears...... tried again....... still nothing. Swore at it..... still nothing.

Unloaded the kids an missus and jumped in her shit box Honda Jazz instead....... turned key, fired first time. Swore at it. Drove off to meet friends for bbq and drinks at a park.

Few hours later, got home. Jumped into GQ, turned key, still nada. Could hear relays switching but head lights, central locking not working. Checked battery voltage, all sweet. Proceeded to check all fuses, all good. Swore more, gave up and called RAC.
They arrived half hour later while I was mowing the lawn. He turned key.... nothing but clicks. Takes of live battery terminal, cleans with round wire brush, replaces, tightens, then asks me to turn key. I turn key and the bastard fires up no problem, I swear more because I now feel like a complete prick..................

Moral of the story........ if you're an incompetent fool like me, join the RAC.

And here I was waiting for you to say you still had it in "D"

[Clunk]

And here I was waiting for you to say you still had it in "D"

I said incompetent fool, not "total forkwit"

[89gqpatrol4x4]

loaded the car with kids and missus, turned the key and cheered to a wonderful sound of sweet FA....... tried again.... nothing. Jiggled auto gears...... tried again....... still nothing. Swore at it..... still nothing.

Unloaded the kids an missus and jumped in her shit box Honda Jazz instead....... turned key, fired first time. Swore at it. Drove off to meet friends for bbq and drinks at a park.

Few hours later, got home. Jumped into GQ, turned key, still nada. Could hear relays switching but head lights, central locking not working. Checked battery voltage, all sweet. Proceeded to check all fuses, all good. Swore more, gave up and called RAC.
They arrived half hour later while I was mowing the lawn. He turned key.... nothing but clicks. Takes of live battery terminal, cleans with round wire brush, replaces, tightens, then asks me to turn key. I turn key and the bastard fires up no problem, I swear more because I now feel like a complete prick..................

Moral of the story........ if you're an incompetent fool like me, join the RAC.

I did exactly the same a few years back, called out racq he cleaned terminals and clamps and bobs your uncle. I felt like the biggest d*ck, NEVER AGAIN lol

[Clunk]

I did exactly the same a few years back, called out racq he cleaned terminals and clamps and bobs your uncle. I felt like the biggest d*ck, NEVER AGAIN lol

Well its nice to see I'm not the only one... Thanks for owning up and sharing