Not really keen on bullbar mounts for long distances and I don't really want the reels and rod coping that much sand and weather damage on the front of the car 24/7 for over a month.

Roof rack? Arb basket mounted on gutter. As said above jack on one side and awning on the other.

No room inside the car
No room inside the camper because of no storage.
Don't "WANT" the PVC pipe option to be the only one because i want to save time rigging the rods every time it want to use them