Time Marches On .....and on ..... and on
Its great to have to have control of the power windows in the car so you can let one go and put the window lock on.
I`m glad it is not only me that does that..........Originally Posted by TPC
It is now official, we are not quite so sh@t at cricket as we were! Rugby Union is a different matter.
Definition of a fart; The agonizing scream of a trapped shite
Drive is 04 DX wagon, 165Ks, Dual Batts, 12000kg Warn in steel bar, Snorkel, Xray 220 Hid Spots, Cruise, digital EGT, Draws in back with power box, 40Ltr Waeco for the essentuals
growler2058 (1st January 2014)
What about a DINO Fart that would flatten a small forest lol
04 ST 3lt auto, not enough Mods to keep me happy, but getting there
Time Marches On .....and on ..... and on
Avo (3rd January 2014), growler2058 (1st January 2014), threedogs (1st January 2014)
...and if you thought blokes knew how to phart, we ain't got nothing on the sheilas, check this out
Time Marches On .....and on ..... and on
growler2058 (1st January 2014)
Fanny farting.......it's different!
1999 GU 4500 dual fuel
Il dado è tratto
that's just wrong on so many levels,
Little Dino got me laughing lol
a fart is just mother nature telling you to do number two's
Last edited by threedogs; 1st January 2014 at 02:43 PM.
04 ST 3lt auto, not enough Mods to keep me happy, but getting there
An old married couple went to bed one night. *As soon as they hit the pillows, the old man passes gas and says, "Touchdown! *Seven points!"His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"The old man replied, "It's fart football."A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown! *Tie score!"After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "A-ha! *I'm ahead 14 to 7."Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown! *Tie score!"Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field goal! *I lead 17 to 14."Now the pressure is on the old man. *He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. *Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got and accidentally poops in the bed.The wife says, "What the hell was that?"The old man says, "Half time! *Switch sides!"
Avo (3rd January 2014), growler2058 (1st January 2014), TPC (1st January 2014)
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