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A blokes revenge..when girls don’t put out !

I thought I would share this event in my life..

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differs so much.
And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.
I have never figured out why men think with their heads and women with their hearts.

For Example :

One evening,my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well , the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says,
“I don’t feel like it , I just want you to hold me”

I said “WHAT!!...what is that”?!!

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear….
“Your’e just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough, for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man”

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, “can’t you just love me for who I am and not for what I do for you in the bedroom”?

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night…I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day away from work and spend the day with her.

We went out to a nice lunch and went shopping at a large department store.
I walked around with her while she tried on several different expensive out-fits.
She couldn’t decide which one to take so I told her that we could just buy them all.

She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said,.. “let’s get a pair for each out- fit”

We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a set of pearl earings.

Let me tell you , she was so excited , she must have thought I was one sandwich short of a picnic.

I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet , when she doesn’t even know how to ,or play tennis !!

I think I threw her for a loop when I said “That’s fine honey”!

I believe she was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all the excitement.

Smiling with excited anticipation , she finally said , “I think this is all darling , let’s go to the cashier”

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out.. “No honey , I don’t feel like it”.

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled “WHAT”??

I then said.. “Honey !!...I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while”.
“Your’e just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman”!!

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me , I added , “Why cant you just love me for who I am , not for the things I buy you”??

I dare to say , I wasn’t having sex that night either…..but at least that bitch knew that I was smarter than her.!!