Thankyou :d

[the ferret]

My son came to visit two weeks ago; he wanted to go bush in his 'Yota'
So I borrowed the housemates Nissan; And damn - I blew up the Motor

I felt so bad, I needed help; So I joined this great group
I did the right thing, signed up and all; and called myself FRUIT

Questions I asked, from day one; with replies coming thick and fast
But Mega upset me and I did my nut, and I thought I would never last

Many more people answered me; and kindly addressed MY issues
Mega, it seem had PMT; so I offered him my tissues xx

The Motor is - by no means fixed; there is so much more to do
But it's only really happening; because of all of you

Thankyou everyone who has helped me out Cheers

Corny I know ... but its what I do

Ohhhhhh no!!
Cheers the ferret.

[the ferret]

"There was an old bloke from Klamtuck'n........." Darn, forgot it.
Cheers, the ferret.

[Fruitloop]

Whats wrong with my poetry lol ..... and DONT MENTION THE MANUALS LOL .... I am not trying to sort the repairs as such (yea I am, who am I kidding) ... just trying to knowledge myself up (well that too ... makes me look smart). My Housemate is one determined old school 300 year old ... I hear him cursing and just wish I could offer help. He takes it all aboard, but it just takes time for him to swallow that pride and do what he needs to do ..

[Fruitloop]

Me and Mega are good Mudski .... its all good .. I had a meltdown ... as women do ...

[Clunk]

I had a meltdown ... as women do ...

I didnt notice........ I learnt long ago to not pay any attention, then no harm will come to me!!!!!! hahahahahaha

[Bob]

Just for you Fruitloops

by Owen Suffolk

I gladly would sing in a joyous strain,

But my heart of its joy is bereft;

For my young life there is nought but grief and pain,

And a haunting memory left.

Look at the stars how they gleam from the skies

On me with a frosty stare;

Can it be that this world hath no pitying eyes

For the houseless child of care?

Ye that look on me have homes tonight,

And loving ones wait you there;

And the cheerful fire is burning bright,

And young faces are beaming fair.

Though a thousand homes are around I know

'Mong them all there is no home for me:

For I must sleep in the cold white snow,

And the skies must my shelter be.

My life is still in its summer years,

But its flowers can bloom no more;

I weep - and mine are the bitter tears

That are wept for the joys of yore.

Then I cannot be glad, for my heart will cling

To the grief that is all its own:

So wonder not that I only sing

A song with a mournful tone.

Here is the Poetry Thread

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forum...h-Poetry/page2

[threedogs]

Finish any sentence with LOL some here believe there is a "TONE" to typing ooppps LOL there ooppps Forgot again lol

@ the Ferret, second verse is,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Who's sister grew up in a bucket.........................dam nab it lol

[the ferret]

"The boy stood on the burning deck, his pocket full of crackers
one......................darn, fergot agin
cheers, the ferret.

[threedogs]

Ask your mother for sixpence to see the big Giraffe with pimple on his whiskers and freckles on his,,,,,,,,,Aunty Mary had a Canary she also had a Duck
she took it behind the kitchen door to teach it how to Fry eggs for breakfast and fry eggs for tea the more you eat the more you drink the more you want to
Peter rocked the boat bloody forgot next bit

[trekster]