That looks very much like someone from here :-)......Originally Posted by Wine_maker
That looks very much like someone from here :-)......
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At a wine merchant, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire.
A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position.
The director of the winery wondered how to send him away.
He gave him a glass to drink.
The drunk tried it and said:
"It's a Muscat , three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers. Low grade, but acceptable.”
"That's correct", said the boss.
Another glass....
"It's a cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels, matured at 8 degrees. Requires three more years for finest results."
"Correct."
A third glass...
''It's a pinot blanc champagne, high grade and exclusive,'' calmly said the drunk.
The director was astonished.
He winked at his secretary, secretly suggesting something.
She left the room, and came back in with a glass of urine.
The alcoholic tried it.
"It's a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant - and if I don't get the job, I'll name the father."
Seemed like a good idea at the time
growler2058 (13th September 2013), megatexture (12th September 2013), mudnut (12th September 2013), Wine_maker (13th September 2013)
The most stupid thing.
if you have a mate who have a Jeep you know what you should show him lol
Last edited by Wine_maker; 16th September 2013 at 04:39 PM.
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Bob (16th September 2013), growler2058 (13th September 2013), mudnut (16th September 2013), ova50 (20th November 2013), TPC (16th September 2013)
I saw a lot of guy's here who like hot sauces and peppers.
Who wants to taste this?
Euphorbia resinifera
Trinidad Moruga Scorpion Red - 2 000 000 - 5 300 000 units of Scovills scale
Euphorbia resinifera - 16 000 000 000 units of Scovills scale.
I'm Alexander and I'm the happiest owner of GQ Nissan Safari in the whole Central Asia
mudnut (16th September 2013)
A child asked his father, "How were people born?
" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on."
The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him,
"We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now."
The child ran back to his father and said,
"You lied to me!"
His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
mudnut (16th September 2013), TPC (16th September 2013), Wine_maker (16th September 2013)
Holy shite, Growler challenge has been put on the table. LolI saw a lot of guy's here who like hot sauces and peppers.
Who wants to taste this?
Euphorbia resinifera
Trinidad Moruga Scorpion Red - 2 000 000 - 5 300 000 units of Scovills scale
Euphorbia resinifera - 16 000 000 000 units of Scovills scale.
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That's a bloody cactus!! I ain't eating no cactus
IF YA DONT GET STUCK YA AINT TRYIN HARD ENOUGH........OR YA TOOK THE CHICKEN TRACK
WARNING: TOWBALLS USED WITH SNATCHSTRAPS DO KILL!!
I wanna see you taste 16 billion farkin hot points.That's a bloody cactus!! I ain't eating no cactus
2011 GU8 ST 3.0 CRD, ARB Bullbar with IPF spotties, scrub bars and side steps, Snorkel, Dual Battery system, Waeco fridge, Turbo Timer, ARB Roof Rack with 5 IPF spotties across the front, Custom full Leather Bucket seats, DPchip, 3" Taipan exhaust, ARE Intercooler & scoop, Autron EGT/Boost and dual volt gauges, ARB front locker.
Its not a cactus!
Its - Euphorbia!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euphorbia_resinifera
But yes! Its bloody HOT!
I'm Alexander and I'm the happiest owner of GQ Nissan Safari in the whole Central Asia
Its - Euphorbia!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euphorbia_resinifera
But yes! Its bloody HOT!
Nope ya can both get STUFFED I aint doing it!
IF YA DONT GET STUCK YA AINT TRYIN HARD ENOUGH........OR YA TOOK THE CHICKEN TRACK
WARNING: TOWBALLS USED WITH SNATCHSTRAPS DO KILL!!
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