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    Quote Originally Posted by Wine_maker View Post
    That looks very much like someone from here :-)......
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    At a wine merchant, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire.
    A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position.
    The director of the winery wondered how to send him away.

    He gave him a glass to drink.
    The drunk tried it and said:
    "It's a Muscat , three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers. Low grade, but acceptable.”
    "That's correct", said the boss.

    Another glass....
    "It's a cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels, matured at 8 degrees. Requires three more years for finest results."
    "Correct."

    A third glass...
    ''It's a pinot blanc champagne, high grade and exclusive,'' calmly said the drunk.
    The director was astonished.

    He winked at his secretary, secretly suggesting something.
    She left the room, and came back in with a glass of urine.
    The alcoholic tried it.
    "It's a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant - and if I don't get the job, I'll name the father."
    Seemed like a good idea at the time

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    The most stupid thing.



    if you have a mate who have a Jeep you know what you should show him lol

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    I saw a lot of guy's here who like hot sauces and peppers.

    Who wants to taste this?

    Euphorbia resinifera



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    A child asked his father, "How were people born?
    " So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on."
    The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him,
    "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now."
    The child ran back to his father and said,
    "You lied to me!"
    His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wine_maker View Post
    I saw a lot of guy's here who like hot sauces and peppers.

    Who wants to taste this?

    Euphorbia resinifera



    Trinidad Moruga Scorpion Red - 2 000 000 - 5 300 000 units of Scovills scale

    Euphorbia resinifera - 16 000 000 000 units of Scovills scale.
    Holy shite, Growler challenge has been put on the table. Lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by MEGOMONSTER View Post
    Holy shite, Growler challenge has been put on the table. Lol
    That's a bloody cactus!! I ain't eating no cactus

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    Quote Originally Posted by growler2058 View Post
    That's a bloody cactus!! I ain't eating no cactus
    I wanna see you taste 16 billion farkin hot points.
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    Its not a cactus!

    Its - Euphorbia!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euphorbia_resinifera

    But yes! Its bloody HOT!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MEGOMONSTER View Post
    I wanna see you taste 16 billion farkin hot points.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wine_maker View Post
    Its not a cactus!

    Its - Euphorbia!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euphorbia_resinifera

    But yes! Its bloody HOT!

    Nope ya can both get STUFFED I aint doing it!

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