What has made you Happy today??

[taslucas]

In the show us your forum sticker thread


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Oh yeah ofcourse! I commented on it last night lol. How come the letters were too far apart? What went wrong? Lol

[Rustyboner81]

Just the way it is.
I had it covering the brake light soi decided to to put it on one letter at a time.

Its ok though i'll put a bonnet sticker on today

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[taslucas]

Haha yeah a bit tricky going one letter at a time lol

[Rustyboner81]

Just put the bonnet sticker on.... looks sh:t hot.

Got a big SNICKO windscreen sticker comin so i'll be a giant billboard.

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[mortn]

Found this forum today!

[Avo]

raining all day so I took the wife to the local pub for luch 40km away,great roast lunch a couple of JD's.then relaxed for the rest of the day while she went to work.Ahhh good day I reckon.

[DX grunt]

Finally got my tax ready for the Tax Agent. Phewwww.

[PMC]

G'day lounge lizards!

Finally, i can farken hear and see properly! lol I have just been issued with my new hearing aids, unfortunately, i am down 20% in both ears due to working with explosives and various weapon systems whilst working in the ARMY. It was strange travelling home listening to sounds that i have never heard before (indicators clicking.) Listening to my daughters rapping a friends birthday present (the sound of the paper being crumpled.)

I am now curious to hear what the sound of a 100kg love-beast (Me) throwing the leg tonight sounds like. lol

Fark trendsetters, please get your bowel, ears, eye sight and prostate checked regularly.

PS, we should have a sticky thread dedicated to Mens health issues, i am prepared to share my experiences and advice! If we fail to look after ourselves, then we are limiting our life expectancy playing with our Patrols and our other toys! Most importantly, our family and friends!

Regards,

RLI

[Coldcomfort]

God this email....

Paddy the Postman’s Last Day

Paddy the postman was retiring after 30 + year delivering mail in a small village.

As he left the depot for his final deliveries, all the staff cheered and clapped.

On the First Street a young couple came out as he delivered their mail and gave Paddy a nice bottle of wine and a fruit basket.
Continuing on Paddy was approached by the elderly widower that thanked him for his great service and gave him a 18 year old bottle of Scotch, Paddy thanked the man and continued on his rounds.

As Paddy was delivering mail to a Blonde Models house in the next street, the model opened the door of the house and dragged Paddy inside. She dragged him upstairs and gave Paddy the best Sex he had had in many many years.

After this was over she took Paddy down to the kitchen where she had prepared a lavish meal, Steaks, Sausages, Bacon and Eggs and of course Coffee.

While Paddy was eating he notice a $5 note on the table, Curious Paddy asked the blonde what was with the $5 note.

She replied that the previous night her husband and she had discussed what to get Paddy as a thank you gift.

She stated her husband had said “ F*‪#‎k‬ Him just give him $5”, she said the meal was my idea……

[SonOf]

Chilling in West Wallsend with family & a good bottle of Tassie made single malt!