The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Cheers Mick
Everyone makes mistakes, the trick is to make them when no-one is looking.
Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue. -Dilbert
* If you can start the day without caffeine.
* If you can get going without pep pills.
* If you can always be cheerful ignoring aches and pains.
* If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles.
* If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it.
* If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time.
* If you can overlook it when those you love take it out on you when through no fault of yours something goes wrong.
* If you can take criticism and blame without resentment.
* If you can ignore a friend's limited education and never correct him.
* If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend.
* If you can face the world without lies and deceit.
* If you can conquer tension without medical help.
* If you can relax without liquor.
* If you can sleep without the aid of drugs.
* .....Then you are probably the family dog!
Last edited by Bob; 11th February 2011 at 11:26 AM.
ROFLMAO............. And the post of the day go's to Bob........Originally Posted by Bob
Woof woof!!! LOL
Thought for Today
FRIDAY the day to prepare the 4be for Saturday and Sunday
molongmick (11th February 2011)
Too Tru madmacca, Too True
Cheers Mick
Everyone makes mistakes, the trick is to make them when no-one is looking.
Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad.
Norm Papernick
# Do you ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards.
# It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten.
They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.
# If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhoea... does that mean that one in five enjoys it?
# Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
# Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
# If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
# If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
“To get the rainbow,
you’ve gotta put up with the rain.”
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