Poosystems and Figerz11 fail to book a stand at the Melbourne 4x4 show.
Poosystems and Figerz11 fail to book a stand at the Melbourne 4x4 show.
Last edited by MEGOMONSTER; 8th May 2013 at 06:27 AM.
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jack (8th May 2013)
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Hello from Under Down Under!
BigRAWesty (8th May 2013)
What's better than eating a Mandarin?
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Eating amanda out!
Bawawawaha!
I tapped that app...
Last edited by mudski; 8th May 2013 at 05:27 PM.
Alitis007 (8th May 2013), BigRAWesty (14th May 2013), firm351 (18th June 2013), ozzyboy (8th May 2013)
Yer sorry if it offends anyone. I don't know any clean jokes. This was the cleanest I could think of. Well, tbh, this is the only joke I can remember...I'm just waiting to meet this Amanda girl and give her a Mandarin.
BigRAWesty (8th May 2013), Great Southern Camping (8th May 2013)
Last edited by Wine_maker; 15th May 2013 at 12:46 AM.
I'm Alexander and I'm the happiest owner of GQ Nissan Safari in the whole Central Asia
Police have arrested Rolf Harris but they can't get past his excellent defence.
It seems he's got an extra leg to stand on.
TB42E manual 1996 GQ 30 year anniversary
33" maxxi bighorns, 3" EFS & Accessories
After my wife died of a heart attack I didn't want to settle down again straight away. I wanted to have some fun first. So I went online to find a young girl with big boobs that I could have casual sex with.
Needless to say, my in laws weren't impressed. They thought I should have called an ambulance first.
TB42E manual 1996 GQ 30 year anniversary
33" maxxi bighorns, 3" EFS & Accessories
BigRAWesty (14th May 2013), Great Southern Camping (13th May 2013), threedogs (14th May 2013)
"African boxer Mongo Wogchops successfully returns to the ring after losing both feet in a landmine accident. His pro record now stands at 10 wins without defeet"
TB42E manual 1996 GQ 30 year anniversary
33" maxxi bighorns, 3" EFS & Accessories
I'd like to share an experience with you that has to do with drink driving.
As you know I've had brushes with the authorities on the way home from the odd event over the years.
Well I've done something about it,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Last night I was out for a few drinks with some friends and had way too much to drink.
Knowing full well I was over ,I did something I've never done before.
I took a bus home. I arrived safe and sound without incident,
which was a real surprise as I've never driven a bus before, lol
04 ST 3lt auto, not enough Mods to keep me happy, but getting there
93patrol (14th May 2013), Alitis007 (17th May 2013), BigRAWesty (14th May 2013), snicko (17th May 2013)
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.
They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; He decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing. Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be.
The guy calms down and says: " Make 'em all ugly again."
TB42E manual 1996 GQ 30 year anniversary
33" maxxi bighorns, 3" EFS & Accessories
Alitis007 (17th May 2013), MEGOMONSTER (16th May 2013), snicko (17th May 2013), Wine_maker (15th May 2013)
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