The Joke Thread

[Woof]

Thanks mate, love it, my sort of joke...ROFLMAO

[MEGOMONSTER]

An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese
fellow are hired at a construction site.
The manager points out a huge pile of
sand and says to the Italian, "You're in
charge of sweeping". To the Irishman,
"You're in charge of shoveling" To the
Chinese guy, "And you're in charge of
supplies". "Now, I have to leave for a
little while. I expect you guys to make a
dent in that pile."
So the manager goes away for a couple
of hours. And when he returns, the pile
of sand is untouched. He says to the
Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?
The Italian guy replies, "I didn't have a
broom. You said the Chinese guy was in
charge of the supplies, but he
disappeared and I couldn't find him" So
then the manager turns to the Irishman
and asks why he didn't shovel.
The Irishman replies, "I couldn't get
myself a shovel. You left the Chinese
guy in charge of supplies and I couldn't
find him." The manager is really pissed
now, and storms off toward the pile of
Sand looking for the Chinese guy.
Just then, the Chinese guy springs out
from behind the pile of sand and yells,
"SUPPLIES!"

I do that to my niece and nephew all the time. I ask if they'd like a surprise, they say yes please and my nephew always puts out his hands. I lift my hands in the air and tell "SURPRISE"

[Wine_maker]

Tadaaaaam!

[MEGOMONSTER]

Wife asks husband in the morning, "We're you drinking again last night", husband says "No love, I told you, I had to stay back at work last night".

[Wine_maker]

[Wine_maker]

[Woof]

Anyone remember the Samual Pepys Show..roflmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CfJ...5D50F955D1E6A5

[AB]

Anyone remember the Samual Pepys Show..roflmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CfJ...5D50F955D1E6A5

T is fooooor Taslucas.....who picks the apple tree....lol

[Woof]

Thought of him when I posted this, been searching for it for about a month or more AB, just don't tell him...lol

[Winnie]

Lol

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