
Originally Posted by
Bigrig
Well, let's see if I can work this out ..
Legs - definitely male, feel about 70 though
Arms - definitely tuckshop lady, thinking about 56
Stomach - well nurtured beer gut, probably a bit beyond where it should be, so I'll go with male and 48
Chest - great set of moobs (man boobs), thinking female, mid to late 40's (you know, a bit of shape, but the sags are definitely underway)
Head - definitely male, fairly rough sort of "avoiding the parole officer" look, so thinking early 40's
The 'Back End' - well, you need a big hammer to drive a big nail, so I figure mine is there for a purpose, so male and bearing in mind I've never seen it, I'm going 24 and ironman like!!!
But all that aside, I have the gear downstairs (haven't seen it for some time though - LOL!!), and the missus is definitely a missus, so that makes me a male as she isn't that way inclined .... if you know what I mean!! lmfao
Oh, and my age is biologically 38 although the 15 pieces of metal in my body make me feel more like double that!!!!
Is that what this thread was about? Or have I completely overshot the mark again? LOL!!