Headlines from the year 2030!

[Maxhead]

Hey Paul,

I am not sure where you got that post from but it has been reported to the Mods as offensive. In the report the member added a Link to a Racist UK Site that has the above post nearly word for word. The ONLY difference on that site is it is written in the UK Context rather than Australia.

After reading the context of the discussions that follow the post on the other forum it is scary to see a group there that take No Humour out of the above post but rather consider it a true reflection of a likely World in 2030.

I am at pains to Moderate this thread but the line is very fine and this must be considered an International Forum. Please give consideration to our membership when posting threads like this. I believe your just having a laugh, well hope so, and i dont want to be the party basher but the question has been put.

Boo Me i know, Sorry.

I will let AB decide.

regards MR

I don't understand why people have take everything out of context! Clearly if people can't see the funny side of the above post they should lock themselves up indoors bolt up all doors and windows and never come out!

I let my wife read this and all she did was laugh right through the entire post and she had not got one racist bone in her body and is very level headed when it comes to these types of controversial matters.

It would be sad to see this forum become so politically correct like this country. Whats next? We won;t be able to wish each other Merry Christmas as it might offend?
I know the forum can't please everyone so lets not minority rule the outcome of a thread! ......Crikey, after all I find posts regarding GQ's offensive but they are everywhere.

[my third 256]

Hey Paul,

I am not sure where you got that post from but it has been reported to the Mods as offensive. In the report the member added a Link to a Racist UK Site that has the above post nearly word for word. The ONLY difference on that site is it is written in the UK Context rather than Australia.

After reading the context of the discussions that follow the post on the other forum it is scary to see a group there that take No Humour out of the above post but rather consider it a true reflection of a likely World in 2030.

I am at pains to Moderate this thread but the line is very fine and this must be considered an International Forum. Please give consideration to our membership when posting threads like this. I believe your just having a laugh, well hope so, and i dont want to be the party basher but the question has been put.

Boo Me i know, Sorry.

I will let AB decide.

regards MR

Headlines from the year 2030!
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world "Little India" formerly known as Australia.

Tasmania executes last remaining Greenie.

White minorities still trying to have English recognised as Australia's third language.

Children from two-parent heterosexual families bullied in schools for being 'different'. Tolerance urged.

Gay Marriages now overtake heterosexual marriages as preferred 'lifestyle' choice.

Melbourne schoolgirl expelled for not wearing Burqa, being a Christian is no excuse says school. Sharia law must be enforced.

Japan announces that they will no longer consume whale meat as whales are now extinct and the scientific research fleet are unemployed. Australian Government has told the Japanese that Cane Toads taste like whale meat.

Australia now has ten Universities of Political Correctness.

Professor Goldman of ANU says there is still a long way to go in the fight to stop free speech.

Australian Deficit $10 trillion dollars and rising. Government declares return to surplus in 100 years which is 300 years ahead of time. Prime Minister Mohammed Yousuf claims increased growth through more immigration is the secret to success.

Wall Street banks merge to form new super bank, Goldman, Rothschild, Ebeneezer, Epstein & Drescher (GREED).

Huge bonuses paid to executives to celebrate launch.

Baby conceived naturally! Scientists amazed.

Iran still quarantined. Physicists estimate it will take at least 100 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Islamic Countries. No other country volunteers to come forward to help the beleaguered nation ! Serves them right.

Castro finally dies at age 112. Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

Jose Manuel Rodrigez Bush says he will run for second term as US President in 2032.

Australia Post raises price of stamps to $18 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

After a ten year $75.8 billion study, commissioned by the Labor Party, scientists prove diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of an Australian drops to 115 kgs.

Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Victoria India and New South Iraq.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

Senate still blocking drilling in Canberra even though petrol is selling for 5,000 Rupees per litre and petrol stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. Victims to be held partly responsible for crimes committed against them.

Average height of professional basketball players is now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2035 as lethal weapons.

Australian Tax Office sets lowest tax rate in decades at 75%.

AFL Carlton won this years National Footy final beating the Hindu Hornets 20-11 to 13-18. NRL Arab bulldogs beat Asia Brisbane 22 to 16.

Southern Asia (formerly Northern Territory ) voters still having trouble with voting machines . . . .. lol

Regards,

RLI,


The halls been rented the bands been paid, time to see you dance!

as his signature sayes maybe the moderator ment this BANDS or should he have put a LOL on the end

[growler2058]

......Crikey, after all I find posts regarding GQ's offensive but they are everywhere.

Funny you should say that. I've made comment elsewhere that GUrly troll driving hairdressers would be the next crying hahahahahaha

[rusty_nail]

Good start to Sunday, thanks RLI.

I feel bad for your position MR you've gotta do what you gotta do, I think that Paul is just having a laugh as will many of the people on here.

Enjoy what's left of your weekend guys


Tappin

[threedogs]

@ RLI laughed so hard I think a bit of pee come out.

I just love Australia only we can take the Mickey out of ourselves ,,,,,,,,, its what we do.
Channel 9 this morning a young lady in the UK could not find Aust on a world globe,,,,,,,,,,,,Gold
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS HAS GONE WAY TOO FAR,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, IMO

Maybe mods could Delete the offensive piece,,,,,,,,,,,,, Just leaving 2030

[AB]

I personally don't see this as a direct racist attack on anyone.

It's a light hearted look into a possible future based on our demographics from proven growing nations and our insane world economy forcing countries to GROW GROW GROW and CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME.

Maybe 2030 is a bit early for some of those comments but a lot of those points are likely to happen.

[Dales300exc]

Too funny! Great read!

In no way offensive.

[Sir Roofy]

Sorry guys but there are far more depressing and dangerous things going on in the world like this past week
a little humour is a good thing in noway did i or my wife find it offenceive

[NP99]

I think it was a Qld Cane Toad that made the complaint

[jack]

Absolute crap RLI, it will be at least 2040 before Carlton wins another flag.