The "Complete Goose Outta Yourself" thread.

[krbrooking]

While we are on the whole bike thing picture bout 5 mate riding through the school acting l hot sh&$ I was 3rd in line the two in front of me jump off their bike to walk them down these especially steep set of stairs, smart arse me takes one look at them says something to the affect of big girls just ride down and off I went we'll made it to bout the third or fourth step and yea you guessed it the back wheel left the ground and went straight over. Don't think I have ever felt more like a goose.

[wildgu6]

Ok Goose or Gander lol. When living in Geelong was driving down Malop st heading towards Geelong west, Driving a little 63 mini, 1275 engine with cam, su's, and wood grain dash, sports wheel and tacho, use to love it, they go anywhere, arh the memories lol. anyway driving down Malop st (city) heading west, slight shower but a nice day (it is Geelong), bald tyres on front of course its a mini, get to the round about cnr Malop and Gheringhap st at a slight pace haha, go to negotiate the round about and budda bing, the little beast decided she didnt want to go round. Bang ! mounted the gutter onto the foot path and up and over into Johnstone park (a decent size park area, slightly sunken from road view where they hold carols by candle light opposite the cop shop) anyway no retreat no surrender, once i had entered i wasnt going back, so i took a lesuirely cruise across the park and up and out the other side to Gorden avenue, where i was heading in the first place. The look on peoples faces was priceless and the traffic as i exited the park they were dumb founded, Yep i felt like a real goose that day, but me and my mate were also in tears at the looks on peoples faces. Argh the good old days lol Go the mini

[wildgu6]

LMFAO.... yer mate i think if he had of he would of done us for more than traffic offenses lol........ ! The sun's was shining, a light breeze was caressing the trees, the birds were singing in a wondrous melody, kids were playing in the street (not there though), the rivers were flowing with milk and honey and lollipops were growing in the garden. hahahahahahaha
Yer mate it was PRICELESS. Use to get up to heaps of fun in the mini.
The boat ramp down near Eastern park, as your entering the car park going toward the boat ramp, There use to be a toilet block on the right against a steep dirt incline 15 -20 ft or so at about 75* incline......hahahahaha yer the mini gets to the top hahahahaha, gunna have to get down there (Geelong) one day, some many memories and good times had there.

[threedogs]

Mum and Dad always chased the winter sun north every time it started getting chilly in Melb, Anyway late one night wanting to park and set up for tea [dinner] they followed a parking sign.
un hitched the van, emptied it all out the front ans went into "town" to get supplies. Woke up in the morning to find themselves in the middle of some supermarket carpark with shite spread every where. RLMAO

[DX grunt]

My son in law was doing some gardening one day and decided he didn't want the creeper any more so hooked it up to the tojo and took off.
Bought the pergola down with it!

[wildgu6]

LMAO........ Gotta watch them creepers Rossco, both on and off the road. They can bring you undone.
and WTF are you doing letting the boy (in law) drive a Tojo ????
Guess that explains your love for them as you do go around kissing them hahahahahahaha

[ova50]

the little beast decided she didnt want to go round. Bang ! mounted the gutter onto the foot path and up and over into Johnstone park (a decent size park area, slightly sunken from road view where they hold carols by candle light opposite the cop shop) anyway no retreat no surrender,i

Define Over steer: Its when you go through the fence backwards.
Define Under steer: Its when you go through the fence frontwards. (mini,mini)

[wildgu6]

Define Over steer: Its when you go through the fence backwards.
Define Under steer: Its when you go through the fence frontwards. (mini,mini)

LOL.... Define crossed up: its when your wheels are facing one direction and your car is heading in another direction....
Had the old under and over a couple of times in my short life lol.

[megatexture]

When I first started rendering I was chatting to a client about how much of a pain in the a$$ his house was to work on and that I wish architects would consider the workers doing all the work, thats about when he informed me his wife is an architect and did the drawings lol

[wildgu6]

Yer can relate to that mega T, lol ya goose,
Was painting a rendered wall across the back of a pool one day, had my phone in pocket belting out tunes, as I was packing up up one of the old faves came on, a Ludicrous tune from the fast and furious ( move b!7@h Get out the way) lol, anyway the lady of the house came out to hold the pool gate open for me and just as I walked past her with my hands full, bang the chorus came on Move B!7(h get out the way, clear as day too lol
Mmmmm yes the goose strikes again,



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