The "Complete Goose Outta Yourself" thread.

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Good one before Chrissy.

I turned into one of those idiots who can't use ratchet straps properly when my brand new kayak went flying off the top of the Troll right in the middle of Stockton bridge. Had traffic banked up for about 1km while I went and got it into the back of the wagon. Thankfully the bloke who was behind me stopped and but it onto the footpath for me.

And to make it better, when we shoved it in the back of the car I hit the f****** windscreen and cracked it not once, but twice. I felt like dying that day.

Ahh the old something through the windscreen trick hey!
About 5 or so years back a friend of ours was digging out a small tree stump at his home, another friend happens to turn up while he is doing it. He decides to help and hooks up a snatch strap to the stump and his 4b (the 4b was a almost new and was owned by his wife)
Next, the stump comes out plows into the rear doors on the 4b and catapolts 2 surfboards through the front windscreen.
Made a complete goose outta himself. He was bloody lucky that he didnt lose his head, the damage cause to the vehicle was quite astounding & yes, his wife almost killed him.
What the hell was he thinking??. turns out he had bought the snatch strap a few days earlier and had no idea of how to use one or how it works. GOOSE.