A man and wife are asleep in bed, there is a loud knock at the door. The husband looks at the clock and says who the hells that at 3 in the morning, he gets out of bed puts his slippers and gown on and walks down the stairs, he opens the door to a bloke who has obviously had a few too many "SCCUUUUSSEE MEE MMAATTEE, WUD YOUU BEEE ABLE TOOO GIVE ME AAA PUSHHH" the husband replies "No bugger off" ,slams the door in the drunk mans face and storms back to bed. After the man tells his wife what happened she reminds him of the time they broke down in the middle of the night and he had to go and knock somebody up for a push, "alright fine, I'll give him a push" the husband gets up puts his slippers and gown back on, heads down stairs, opens the door and looks round for the bloke. "Hey mate, do you still need a push". "YESSH PPLEASE" shouts the drunk guy. The husband still cant see him so he shouts out " where are ya?". "ROUUND THE BACKK ONN THE SHWING"