My First 4X4

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Linley, you may not know much about cars or computers, but you tell a good story. You're going to fit in well around here.

To put full size photos (I set my photo size at 640 x 480)in you posts you need to host them on another website, like photobucket.com. Unlike banks your photobucket account does not attract fees. Once you have a photo saved to photobucket if you hover over the pic a pop up box will bring up 4 options, select the bottom one which starts and finishes with "IMG". Copy and paste the IMG code to your post. If you're putting multiple photos in your post please put them on top of each other, not beside.

Car yards use armour all in large quantities for environmental reasons, they are doing their bit to reduce dust in the atmosphere.

Your Patrol looks good, bit worrying having a bullet hole in the floor though.

You may not be aware yet but there may be a fault with your Patrol that requires action of the most urgent nature. You see your model Patrol was incorrectly assembled using a horn from the then yet to be released Nissan Micra.
Imagine this, you're driving down the street when a 12 year old driving a honda japadore while wearing welding goggles pulls out immedietly in front of you, causing you brake suddenly. You instinctively slap your hand down in the centre of the steering wheel of your man sized truck,expecting to release a blast loud enough to melt their tyres, but all you hear is the muted tones of what sounds like a choking asthmatic cat. You quickly scan the surrounding area but there are no cats, so you slap the steering harder this time, but the cats tortured wheezing is no louder. You now slump down in your seat accepting the the driver of the japadore is more of a man than you.
I'm sure you can now see why this fault needs to be rectified so urgently, your manhood depends on it. You need to go to your Patrol right now even if it's 3 am, and check if you still have the incorrect horn fitted. Don't worry about your neighbors being asleep, if you have the incorrect horn they won't notice, and if you have the correct horn the neighbors will come running waving their arms confirming your manliness.
If you have the incorrect horn you must get in your car and drive immedietly to the nearest auto store and wait there until the manager arrives to open the store. Plead with him to let you in before opening time as you need to buy a horn so loud its out put is measured on the richter scale. The government won't tell you this, but the recent earthquake in New Zealand was actually caused by a p!@#ed off Patrol owner who kept his hand on the horn too long.

Go now and check your car, your manhood depends on it!

Tony