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    Patch I know your secret of your jokes!!!! hehehhehe
    A woodland in full color is awesome as a forest fire, in magnitude at least, but a single tree is like a dancing tongue of flame to warm the heart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by belzi82 View Post
    Patch I know your secret of your jokes!!!! hehehhehe
    http://www.facebook.com/pages/Naught...32900613429008

    What secret?????

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    Quote Originally Posted by patch697 View Post
    hahahha I love those jokes!!
    A woodland in full color is awesome as a forest fire, in magnitude at least, but a single tree is like a dancing tongue of flame to warm the heart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by belzi82 View Post
    hahahha I love those jokes!!
    So do I & that why I've been sharing them (the forum appropriate ones of course).

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    A teacher asked her third grade class to name things that ended with
    “tor” that ate things.

    The first little boy said, "Alligator."
    "Very good James, that's a big word."

    The second boy said, "Predator."
    “ Yes, that's another big word Alan. Very well done."

    Little Johnny says, "Vibrator."

    After nearly falling off her chair, she says, "That is a big word
    Johnny, but it doesn't eat anything."

    “ Well my mother has one and she says it eats f&%king batteries like
    there's no tomorrow!"

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    I’m pretty sure my Internet Explorer “error reports” end up the same place my letters to Santa do

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